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ELYMAXiimus:
of cos i said i would expose you. Nd i've already done that when i brought proof to the "eastern bull" pun you deliberately bit!

Lets strike a deal, shall we?

I bring clear proof to this allegations before the end of tomorrow nd you become a nobody like darkrebel.

But if i don't i become a nobody. Deal?

i don't strike deals with haters. It is recycling, not biting. Biting is when you steal someone's line word for word. But if you claim I bit the Eastern bull pun then you must agree that you bit the July pun against Jigsaw. BTW, it was just a freestyle you can drop anything in a free since you're spitting off the dome. You're the real biter here cos you used my pun in a battle.

Reyginus:
I don't have to explain the first to you. Maybe someone else. To the second question No.

Cooger wrote 12 stanzas and dropped 12 punchlines, Giyazz wrote 16 stanzas and dropped 16 punches too i.e in every stanza each of them popped, they dropped a punchline. So how can you say that Giyazz stretched and Cooger did not without being biased?

gottoboy:
Did you see u3 Äη∂ Blaqbones battle?

Yeah, the battle tire me jare.

ELYMAXiimus:
lololol. Cool down, nobody is acting b1tchy or hating here.
I say only facts.
You had a nice verse except for that pun i pointed out.
You said i'm making claims without proof? I hav'nt brought it cos i want the matter to die down.
Did'nt i bring a very solid proof the last time i accused you? You shoulda known by now that I don't make blind accusations.
But no wahala, if you want me to prove it to this people once again, i will.

You haven't proved anything before and you are not proving anything now. You said it on Gmail that you ll do everything possible to go on a smear campaign against me. Show me where Capped in American pun has been used before and stop deceiving Ofoka.

Its only a kid and a hater ll accuse someone of biting without providing links. Where did Mik bite in the 46 lines he dropped this morning. Haters on a smear campaign once more, tryna tarnish the image of the current king - but I no send sha cos it ll take a lifetime for these b^itches to get to my level.

04kaa:
I also remember that capped in America, line, but why is MIKUZ biting tho? lmfaooooo

Where is your prove? Why are you acting all bbitchy and childish? How did I bite? Who did I bite?

iamaromolaeran:
who did you apologise too?
I have told you to stop lying..
Altar servers don't lie ... you didn't apologise .. you only gave late reason
... I suggested Sunday.. but when I asked you, you said Friday .... see you acting like a fool in just 1 hour I was gone..

between you and giyaz ..who is even more mature? am disappointed in you

LOL . .

iamaromolaeran:
I got a life to live outside NL ..

mind you it can't leave everyone's memory that I have beaten you Thrice in a row .... ..

I will be back in April to whoop you for the fourth time..

Guy just chill, you don't have to leave.

GIYAZZ:
Mikuz this is Ether!!! You killed Darkrebel with a pre-diss already? Wow!!!

Darkrebel is dead and gone, he's a Nobody!!!

LMAO!!

Where is Cooger his godfather?

GIYAZZ:
Hahahahahahaha!!! This loser has deactivated his account!


*ROTFL*

"Who laughs last, laughs best"

Emaprince:
which kind criteria dem dey use judge?..because the verse was more like a story-telling type..strictly personal and nothing creative and fantastic about it...its the kinda verse you expect to see in ffr when dudes are going back and forth at each other..e.g Ibime's verse against rebel,against coogar and coogar's "ffuck upon a time" verse.but then nairaland cats are all about perfection and puting in more works into their verses..hence,Ibime's verse,despite the story-telling was full of creativity and quotables..the same thing aplies with coogar's verse.

If that battle was held here,trust me,we judges will be dissapointed and still vote at the end of the day..so my winner there is INK..blaq tried to be creative at the beginning,then he fell off completely..it seemed as if he was rushing it to meet deadline.

Alright then.

04kaa:
i swear Darkrebel, i didnt know the clowns we have here have reached this alarming proportion. imagine them breaking the rules and even trying to cheat by overstreching...this is shameful ,...i must correct the nonsense going on around here...This is not the kind of battle rap legacy we left in nairaland back in 2006.,

Oga calm down na.

Ibime:
Great verse. . . even better than the first one. . .I was lolling all through. . . but you disrespected your opponent by not even informing of your unavailability.

Thanks . .
I've already apologised to him. I didn't even know I was gonna be unavailable, if not I coulda set the battle for today cos he was even the one who suggested we fight this Sunday. My bad.

Closed : Rebel wins by a no-show.

04kaa:
he doesnt have the Final say,..There is an audience here..and the audience can speak out boldly in a fuccking democracy...
.and MIKUZ u must stick to the rules especially when you are a moderator, You blatantly closed the Giyazz thread without consulting the parties battling..did u not take the laws into ur hands?? so what are u spewing?? abide by the rules and everything will be fine MIKUZ, lead by example and Follow agreed deadlines with darkrebel and stop acting like a nuisance . I am here now, and i will not tolerate any form of impudence or disrespect for the rule of law. especially when you are a moderator who should be leading by example.

DARKREBEL WINS THIS BATTLE . THREAD CLOSED

I aint disputing the fact that hes won this by a no-show, but I was just saying.

Darkrebel:
if this was your main verse then create a thread now and let it be Judged

Even if I get paid for it, Ill never ever share a ring with you.

Darkrebel:
whatever ...you have been Beaten !!!!



I am ready to battle you again on Thursday.. I have even deadlier materials.. if you are in the set up the thread ..24 lines ..

Forget it mehn. We re done here!

My main verse. I wrote 42 lines this morning and broke it into two. I don't know why Dark is chatting like its an impossible thing. I pray I didn't Joshua Base it though.

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I beat Dark moment I bust on the kid like a nursery school bully/ take him to Texas and blast a glock at the newbie/
. . so when this WINTER SOLDIER leave him CAPPED IN AMERICA . . its not an HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!/

Giyazz cracked him like a comical groupie/ while punches from Wrong gave him a hunch in the back/
. . but one bullet from me ll tear this dummy apart/
. . cos it won't be a WILD GUESS . . when I shoot at night . . and place a 'SHOT IN THE DARK'!/

Blazing him is as easy as disposing a bin/ cos every bullet I pop ll blow off his limbs/
. . so after this fight, they ll call me WARNER BROS . . as I pull guns on the scene/ . . to shoot 'ARO' . . like OLIVER QUEEN!/

How can y'll reckon that this guy is good/ when nothing he writes is smooth/ so when I bring arms to fight and shoot/
. . If he fails to run, my pump ll blast him over a HONDA CIVIC so he can 'fly the COOP'!!/

Kr0ne ripped apart his chin with a clamp/ . . nailed the imp to a plank/ and tore his cred with heart wrenching personals . .
. . till he deserted Aromo and changed accounts . . like he switching his bank!/

Rebel deserves to be given a slap/ Ill send Unilag cult boys to f@cked him up with several cuts in his nose/
. . B@stard fool/ asked him study hard in school/ and 'hit the books' . . so he went home and started punching his notes!!/

I'm known for offloading in ho's/ . .
. . that's why I took his sis to RIVERS and had her receiving s^emen as I boned the babe/
So when I ensure that only what she gets in 'PORT IS C^UM' . . its not a city in YOBE STATE!!/

Plus my d^ick is what ya other sister likes to eat/ every evening I bang the chick/
. . the sexual pleasure keep her YELLING "AHH!!" . . and I aint speaking of YANKOVIC!!/

Twice last year Elymax dispatched this baboon/
. . first battle he chopped his arms and forced this maga to zoom/
Second battle, and Max's hatchet dropped D'S KNEEE. . like he aint a fan of cartoons!/

Niggas no longer respect him . .
. . cos after Khena exposed the tout in this netcee/ he got pounded by Teddy/
but when Ibime got him trounced without mercy/
. . b^tich, he started losing his REP like Pdp in the lower house of Assembly!/

I'm hotter than summer in Berlin/ these punches were modelled to wreck him/
. . so his attempt to battle the king . . he ll get knifed and slaughtered like Tristan de Bois in Merlin!/

Ya lines crack me up like Warriblood . .

so Darkrebel ll get ruffled cos, I body thugs/ and uncouple dawgs/ with popping slugs/
. . Nail the spines of this fine art student to his equipments . . so he can go "back to the drawing board"!!/

Darkrebel:
I wrote 4 different verses btw friday and yesterday

I know when a nigga is lying ..and you are a Liar
I will only reply when you ask for a Rematch ....cos to me that was your main verse..you just decided to play smart by lying it wasn't so you would seem tough...



this conversation is officially over.. don't reply ...bye ....

This is the exact reason why I refused to battle you earlier. 'cos I know that this battle go cause friction between us. You better watch your language.

Darkrebel:
I dare you to drop your main verse if you claim that wasn't your main verse...

you niggas lie a lot.. have some integrity ..

Stop being rude, I no dey lie. You are the one not telling the truth, that was your main verse but you are calling it your no show verse.

Darkrebel:
its funny how y'all were fooled...
.that verse mikuz dropped on FFr was what he intended to drop in our brawl..
why would someone rush a verse if its not his main verse ..? y'all should wake up...

Coogar ...you are needed here.. Mikuz says the verse he dropped here was rushed and not his main verse. but something tells me that was what he intended to drop ..but after seeing I have dropped my verse here, he just decided to play along and form badoo

if Mikuz is not lying .. I dare you to post the verse you intended to post for our brawl here now ....

What if I post now? I wrote 42 lines this morning - I no dey joke.

Heywhizzy:
nice verse from mikuz..Kai,enough of those your football puns..it's not more wowing if it's coming from u,it's always expected

I know, I get your drift. But I did that in less than 20 mins. No time mehn. I had alot of football puns struggling to get out of my head. I don't just know, it just comes in effortlessly - but there's no football pun on my main verse. I don switch to tennis now. I did Thomas Berdych in my last battle and I'm doing a different tennis player this time around.

Darkrebel I thought you told Ksslib that you have another verse i.e the main verse? with deadlier punches?

Darkrebel:
which mumu verse?
After I have posted my verse already..?
you no serious ..
abeg lock thread and declare me winner.. am reposting my verse here for record purposes ...
We would have a rematch ...cos I have won this one ..

Guy watch it abeg. This is part of why I declined battling you earlier. Just make your point and leave. Are you rude by default?

Hahaha . . i just learnt that Limerick has been kicked outta FB for "trying too hard to be stupid" lol.

BTW, EmaPrince what did you say about Ink's verse against Blaq?

teddybiyasi:
barbiekills95@gmail.com


who be your love
shey I resemble khimwhyte

So now you wan fall my hand for public abi.

Is this some topical shii?

Reyginus:
I am not even looking at the content of giyazz's verse but its adherence to the law which is supposed to make it worthy to be considered in the first place.

It is similar to what happened in the topical poet's tourney where an Emcee will drop a dop'e verse that tells nothing about the topic and then go ahead to complain that he lost.

I believe that before any verse is considered it must first respect the law. It doesn't matter how dope his verse is once is runs contrary to the rules, it becomes invalid. That is, if we want the rules to be respected.

WTS, Two questions : how did Giyazz stretch?
second, do you think Cooger stretched against Siddogg?

Over rushing some of the spellings were wrong. No time to edit shii. On the road now.

Reyginus:
But what exactly is the penalty for stretching and writing more than the required bars? Is there any?

Yes, disqualification.

Joshuabase:
Rebel's verse was alright

Was that his main verse or a no show verse? My main verse is ready for a special delivery. Someone should tell him to come online before I disappear again. Just rushed this now . .


I blast this hopeless sucker/ rape his @ss and tear his throat asunder/
. . then rip his dentals apart, soon as I put a sword to his mouth . .
cos I 'Saber tooth' . . like 'Wolverine's brother'!/

He ll pick race when I call a gang of six cops/ to blast this bi^tch up/
cos ask Oritsejafor . .
When I arm myself he run and distance himself from the CAN . . like catholic bishops!/

If hes holding an Iphone/ Ill kidnap him when my boys hit his home like a cyclone/
. . lazy faggit . . You ll see me sever his nostrils if he claims hes keeping his 'nose in the grindstone'!/

If its banter you seek/ I'm ready to martyr you quick/
. . so when I have sympathise saying "Rest in PEACE ARO", its not a striker in Bayern Munich!/

My weapons break mandibles/ of fake animals/ so the fear stops him from tryna CROSS RIVERS . .
. . Cos the MACK AWE D and my KALA BAR . . but it aint STATE CAPITALS!/

I'm known in every freaking enclave/ I'm here to make the sisi my damn slave/ but Ill face put him in the news . .
. . when I blast him to a radio station . . so he can 'hit the airwaves'!/

I split the imp/ haunt him till he grows lean and thin/
. . then shoot my bazooka . . to ensure Dark varnishes like a bleaching cream!/

This kid lives of his parents . . Ya pattern of writing is wacker/
You just throw tantrums like a 4 year old, you can't even freestyle as a rapper/
And in audio fights all you do is shout and shout . .
. . I pray you catch a deadly disease and die like you father!/

Ya mum is the reason hes dead ya/
. . Cos he gets High BP anytime peeps enter the b^itches placenta/
. . After taking her from the front till she lose BALANCE, SHIT . .
. . they make her TURNOVER, and penetrate her @ss with DOUBLE ENTRY . . like FILLING A LEDGER!/

Voters know I'm sick/ after every punch leave you cold and weak/
. . Ill axe his forehead and give spill blood on his head till I give him a RED SKULL . . JOHANN SCHMIDT!/

Darkrebel bores in rhyming/ hes not insighting/ . . try to invade this Earl . .
. . and get given an eagle blood slaughter like Jarl Borg in Vikings!/

teddybiyasi:
post your damn verse

Should I send it to you my love?