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ToyinDipo:
Lolol, it was so brutal.

Ibime is good, but I'm a cut above him.

ToyinDipo:
Is this schooling or bullying...

Ibime, abeg explain this lines

It is all of the above. LMAO!!

UlqU3:
Old drop

Bring the cream of the crop, I've got the harvest plough/
I'm the knights, merlin, arthur, shii I be on cam-a-lot/
Asheroth, I crave for battle oh bastards/
So I can leave nine tales with my son like naruto's father/
They wanna punch like U3, cross magic moves/
You can't clone me, I was made from God's particles/
Destroy like bug mandibles, only it gets darker/
Yall too young to make the cut like children barbers/
Torture riddles that you'll never solve/
Brain's ethanol... Volatile.. I'm scaling power lines with metal gloves/
Sketch with charred bones of plaque victims/
My performance makes audiences mad till they rape chickens/
Soon as the sinister play begins/
Actors stay weeping/ veins leaking/ ...on torture racks as I stage killings/
Great griffin, swallow double pulse quasars/
Dark law maker/
Conduct mass weddings in a saw chamber/
Curse waver, with the raw strength of Conan/
I'm the fear you feel when you mess with the Zohan/
Spat a curse in class, still tha mage to a row man/
Now, I'm spartacus, steel damage to a roman/
So yall hobos and gringos, claiming fofos can bring those/
In the ring, its body baggings like Frodo and Bilbo/
So bro ya spit goes, when I zorro-slash his throat/
If he wail, I'll be sure to make the blowhole my peep hole/
Your primary focus is my secondary aim/
Blinds regain sight when they read my records in braille/
Run with weapons insane/ stop shots like Cech on his game/
Only know death, killed everyone on memory lane/
I drop a verse off, it's great/ and birds flock the place/
Touch the style n spikes like a hedgehog's impale/
Heart burns nitrous, so every second inhale/
When I rhyme I move the earth like tectonic plates/
Niggas couldn't fukk with me with c0ck or vag1na/
I summon armies of the dead with a drop of saliva/
With me there's no comparison/
I'm like a dragon being, with magic skills/ who's mastered tai and chi/ from naruto's Guy and Jean/ with a fire whip/ beat the man of steel/ killed mucy with massive kick/ and you're just.... Jennifer Aniston/
Tis Insane sh1t/ turn notepads to ovens when I'm script baking/
Walk fully covered cause skill may drip/ on these pages.. /
I smear greatness like Van Gogh when he's painting/
Face me and get disgraced quick/
or peeps may see/ you on a display piece/
And find the price on your head with an ebay click/
healthy mouth, spit stay clean/ I'm still saying/ to punch you don't gotta curse like a 3 day trip/
So pray and get your bible on/
Before you babble on../ like lunatics convinced they saw babylon/
Perfect rhyming form, I moved to the darkside/
Spit cyclones and cause an avalanche when my raps fly/
These kids, I hurry canes to thunder storms on their backsides/
They flood to battle me, and naturally lose by a landslide/

Someone should give this guy some credit abeg. This is how you seperate a legend from a wackerel. How many niggas can roll heads from FB to NL and back?

U3 abeg post those verses : yours and Goodie's verse please.

I thought I said I no wan hear story? Darkrebel never still reach house?

LooNat11kk:
U3 vs cheqqs

That was when we battled x-lite

Hahaha . . God bless you. Mehn I fear U3 for that battle o. Dayum!! See punches!!!

I can't tell why he jilted that style mehn. That verse, Stiff's verse against Blaq and that guy who battled you, Goodie or so were one of the best verses I read on FB last year. FB has lost its glory due to wackerels and ccocksuckers have been left to be running things these days.

U3 should go back to that style or Ill shoot him.

UlqU3:
Guess its the live battles corrupting my text style. Sebi you'll battle when we start shooting properly?

Oga throw way this rubbish style. I no dig am. Go back to that style you used when Xlites battled Crank crew or so. Where my battle with Ace didn't hold. I've forgotten who you battled with but Chuka battled Sidd.

Lemme find that smoking verse or can you post it?

Darkrebel:
one of my mentors...
he has 20 years experience or so in emceeing right?

Sure... !!! death bars are coming ya way ...

Great!

Darkrebel:
how can I hate ibime.?

he is one of my mentors

hahahah clown

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wait for my diss ..and stop saying what you don't know...
make I reach house first ...

So Ibime na your mentor? Hahahahahaha . . .

Anyways, I no wan hear story when you reach house this time around o.

Darkrebel:
murdered me with black and yellow?

your brain cells must be dead...
there's traffic now
when my Chauffeur drops me home in 2 hours or so..I will scribble something original, fresh and not generic..

meanwhile keep cocksucking ....

You are acting very childish, quit the chitchats nau.

Oga drop your reposte already, if its this good. I ll call you out and hype the verse for days.

UlqU3:
Don't mind U3, that's how he plays with any yeye idea that enters his head.


PS: why did you just maltreat that young man? Still lmao here.

PS2 <insert cheeky smiley>: When am I gonna host you on a note?

Hush abeg, your verse was too technical, I give it to Joshua Base.

coogar:
when idiöcy & stüpidity made the mistake of having unprotected sėx, you were the product of that union. you are so poor in spirit, you don't see colours in your dreams. what a bästard we have on our hands here - why do you crave attention so much? was it because you lost your virginity to your foster dad?



says the fool that looks like an armed robber that has just finished robbing a house and räping all the pet animals in there. if ebola has a face, you would have a striking resemblance with it. how do you manage to even get close to any woman? you look the type that would have a putrescent odour.




you must have been conceived via anäl sėx - this is why you are manifesting the characteristics of a serial arsëhole. where exactly in your life did you derail, you pasty cünt bucket.

gay-aźz, no wonder you chose that name. young da naval told me your foster dad used to cüm in your bütthole & sück the sëmen out again to get a feel of the aftertaste.....you hail from a family of imbëciles. this is what happens when a boy has a daddy that fücks him.

Same old humdrum. Giyazz murdered you in cold blood on here. Keep deceiving your self.

Lol . . .

Joshuabase:
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I don't understand? The punches/meths were lame
.
Or you didn't dig?

Forget story.
Ya prematch diss was better than the main battle verse and that of U3 combined.

CaptainGeneral1:

Its true, you gatta believe me.

Ibime don kill person pikin. See lines!!!

coogar:
kim, anything else?
if no, please fück off! fadeyi oloro bars räped you and you are yet to recover from the trauma. you need a shrink, little boy!

CooSuarez, you got nothing on me. I'm better than you in the world of textrapping. You aint got the skill and talent to match what I can do with bars. So run along cos this is no place for people like you. I downloaded a biting software, now each time I read your verses my PC gives me a biter alert.

coogar:
buhahahaha
kim kardashian line was snatched? from who? prove it.

kim, let it go. you lost and i did you dirty. it's been more than 7 months now & it's still apparent that you have been copping sleepless nights over that brawl.

go & improve your creativity - then we might have a rematch this summer.

You can never beat me. I might as well just write a light keystyle and still win cos I know that you ll bring bitten punches to the table once again.

coogar:
it's the only one i can vividly remember....

the one that named you kim kardashian was the opener. that bar was fire. i used you as an analogy to kim while you were making overused solange references....

then the identity theft bar, the copy punches like fresh prince bar. the bar that got people spinning actually was the boko haram/chibok 4 help bar.

uncle mikuz, you took one hell of a beating. if you were in the UK, your mother could have pressed charges against me and she woulda won a substantial amount in damages against your person.

That's the only bar that rightly belonged to you, and it was not even a punch. Every other punch was hijacked. Are you a car snatcher? I won't be surprised if that's what you do for a living.

coogar:
so how did i decapitate you?
i had battled more than 300 guys in the past but yours was the easiest. simple schemes like fadeyi oloro bars killed you.

Its not coincidence that you keep making reference to that bar cos its the only bar that actually belongs to you. Every other punch in your verse was bitten. CooSuarez

coogar:
after calling out your cal they run bar, you should be thanking me for giving you free tutorials. you stretch so much, you defied hooke's law.

I'm better than you in every aspect. The only area you can best me is in the biting department.

coogar:
hahahaha.....
so you do TD? never liked that course. i remember always bringing a classmate to draw mine for me. it's the most boring 3-hour course ever.



you are wack & you have bitten plenty of people and i still don't hype you. apart from maybe darkrebel, warriblood, FYH & lord coogar himself, all you hungry goats write exactly the same like ibime.

it's sometimes pathetic reading from you lots. carve your own niche, loser. my writing style is unique. even a blind man can tell my written without seeing it. yours is just copy-copy. you bite styles, you bite rhymes, you bite swag - hell, you even tried to bite sleakid's girlfriend.

shame on you!

Are you an iidiot?

coogar:
please post the link......

No be today e start. You have always been hyping wack biters since sliced bread. E.g Limerick.

teddybiyasi:
noted

After kicking him out? What is Teddybigyanshi taking note of?

teddybiyasi:
you have time

Teddybigyanshi how far?

PhaseOne:
You're wrong, my guy, it's definitely...

You are new here so you no go understand.

teddybiyasi:
let me wahala darkrebel small



I second this, we will definitely respond if they are worth it

Its definately and not definitely

Darkrebel:
All ye rappers have gone so soft nowadays.
indomie generation.

Apart from ksslib, none of those I dissed even replied. Laziness..
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how can you be stabbed and not stab back?

shame on all of you...especially that impotent one

You're going too personal with Ibime. Guy watch it please.

I go rip you out later today. I hope say you hold my rent?

Teddybiyasi's diction is hilarious.

if I hear her speak, laugh fit make me fall from chair.

teddybiyasi:
stop all this nooow

michael, girls in this rap section can't take you serious especially I cause you're young wild free massively RAW so annoying & extremely abusive

that's why I normally bone you on bbm cause you may corrupt me like what someone nearly did on 2go before I kicked him off my list

& I was being watchful

but the time I decide to be hundred percent free with you ...you kicked me off ya list #pensive#

all is well & good


dad bring palmi to lag for me oooo I'll send my driver over or my boo to collect it plsss I need to extract some chemical content from it

Lol

GIYAZZ:
Shut the ffuck up bbitch!

You've been following that ugly hoe since you saw her around, you added her on BBM but she deleted your h0rny @ss after your continuous plea for her ppussy!

Are you not ashamed of yourself?? A 35 year old man like you chasing one 17 year old girl. . . You should be locked in kiri kiri till you die for child abuse!!!!

You sef know say Teddy never won me, you know, yes you!


Agbaya!!

Kikikikiki . . . So Teddybigyanshi disgraced Cooger on BBM?

coogar:
hehehehe
teddybiyasi bragging - let me catch krone ghostwriting for you. i would shoot you guys and bury your corpses behind kim's house in sapele.

FUT15 is my guilty pleasure these days. text battling is officially in a freezer until summer. the will to write isn't there for me anymore. no new members here spitting flame. all i keep seeing is cal they run, team mar ya & marco van bars-thin.




but you didn't say it - that's the point!
the idea wasn't totally wack but your choice of words in the punchline epitomised wackness.

you shoulda written it like above - that's a nice bar out there cos now you meant the opposite of what you wrote earlier. the word ain't totally converted your bar from wacky to decent.

Mumu