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coogar:
JJDD is PG.
that's exactly what i called you. with 2 weeks to write, i will destroy JJDD. he's not top tier but art least his line made some sense a bit even if it's a reach.

yours was "when they see my cal they run like athletico madrid stadium" even if you were born brain dead, you would know the bar made no sense.

people don't run when they see the calderon - the stadium isn't a monster or a bomb threat. learn to articulate your bars.

If you read it that way it wont make sense. Same way this ' we all puke at the value the Cedis' does not make sense.

Besides, I just wrote that bar the war it came, no time to think shiii cos I coulda still said ' when they see my "cal, they run" and I aint refrencing Athletic's Madrid's stadium'. So shut tha Bleep up!

coogar:
i don't steal bars, i pen bars.
bars often get replayed cos it's possible for 5 textcees to have the same idea about a particular punchline. there's nothing i can do about that.

you stole from cex.
when he registered his complaint, you closed the thread and nuked NL. even with your stolen bars, no one considers you a vet.

2014 was a bad year for you - i rose like the towel of babel and you fell like the twin towers. kim, you are not on my level of creativity. you have never written any verse as dopë as any of my bars of 2014.

i challenge you and every one in your village to produce one script of yours that can rival my battle with sid or bis. i will let the neutrals judge which was dopër. of course, you know you can never match it.

my blood components alone are BARS.

I have told you our plans for this year. It is not a threat. Unless you won't battle ever again. I ll personally see to it that you are disgraced and chased away from the section like your predecessors. No space for biters this year, you hear that? So if you know that you can't battle without biting better retire and save us this stress of chasing you away. This is RAP section, If you must bite, go to vampire section, we ll no longer tolerate biters in our midst. Enough is enough.

Ibime:
You shoulda done that to the self-confessed biter Limerick, instead you kicked someone out of a tourney to make space for him just 2 days after he admitted biting. That was a breach of protocol.

Biters always serve sentence on NL whether Sauron, Sleakid or Scripts - that's the standard procedure.


BTW,

"I'll Snoop in ya home state to let the cal-lif-on-ya" - John John da Don

Noted,

Hehehe . . John Da Don is wack! Cooger is a rretard.

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coogar:
but i cooked you with onions.
basic bars like fadeyi oloro destroyed you. mikuz, you are a disgrace to battle rap.

if NL was other sites like Letsbeef or Insignia you coulda been chased outta here. All your wins coulda been stripped from you and given to the opponent. As a matter of fact as from this year onwards, any netcee who's caught stealing bars like you will be forced to go on a compulsory exile plus all his battle wins ll be stripped from him.

I mean you're posting opposite views about a particular subject.

First you said I should seek revenge by battling that biter through beating EmaPrince or Kr0ne. And later on you said I should just battle, that it really does not matter who wins. WTf! How does one seek a personal vandetta without bothering himself about who comes up trumps?

coogar:
kr0ne & emaprince would eat mikuz like puff puff. FYH murdered mikuz aeons ago. which of mikuz's battle in the last 12 months was a flawless victory? they are all enshrouded with controversy, voting fraud & all types of politicking.

See who's talking, you do not have a single win in textrap, are you not supposed to hide your head in shame?

Darkrebel:
excluding you...-i don't know why these niggas don't like brawling though
Especially Cooger ...and its annoying

You are wrong...!!!
its not about making a Name ...
its about Loving the art and enjoying it ...

Who cares who wins or who loses?
we just wanna be entertained with bars ....

so agree to brawl krone ...

Now you are speaking from the both sides of your mouth.

Darkrebel:
Mikuz. -- You wanna revenge ?
them brawl Emaprin ..if you beat him, Coogar has agreed he will brawl you if you win a vet here
.so who will it be?
Emap or Krone?
Here's your chance to revenge or cooger will keep taunting you throughout ..
but if you win coogar then you also have the bragging rights ...

So who will it be Mikuz?
besides The Lord of the rings and Kings tourney champs are supposed to brawl...

So it should be -- Mikuz vs Krone

I got nothing to prove on here. I have made my name - why won't I relax?

coogar:
kim, why would your opponent & his crew see your cal and run like athletico's stadium?

can a stadium run?
achebe of rap, lyrics fall apart.

Are you an iidiot?

coogar:
everywhere on the planet, aston is /as tin/. in any english speaking country, the words are pronounced the same way. mikuz musta learnt his öral english from asari dokubo.



so why is mikuz rapping?
he's surrounded by water - can't he buy a fishing line and take the profession of his forefathers instead of pretending that he can rap?



i will soon promote a brawl between teddy & kim. last year, my mission was to prove kim is a bïtch-ass twït. this year, my mission is to completely humiliate him till he relocates back to facebook.




you are not worth my time.
why should i script bars for a stark illiterate like yourself? my battles with sid & bis had a period of 1 week between them. that's 2 top tier battles in 7 days. something you have never achieved in your miserable accursed life.



mikuz, you lost woefully to me.
bars i composed within 50 mins demystified your greatness. how can you lose to fadeyi oloro bars? i was the underdog in that brawl cos you were more known than i was as at then & yet, not a single voter thought you won.

even your girlfriend voted for me & told me she's told you to stick to truckpushing or riding okada for a living. rapping isn't your forte. just because you see gods like us putting pen to paper should never make you imitate. the power of words was given to me by lucifer himself.

even in my sleep, i would eat you raw with bars.

SMH . . .

coogar:
40 cal is understandable. the .40 modifies the noun and we know you are talking about a gun. however, your bar says cal. which cal? and how does .40 calibre have something to do with a football stadium?

you are a disgrace to battle rap! yet you wonder no one rates you here. you just put down stüpid bars thinking you are in your village. when they sleep on mats like ignoring hummels.

coogar:
40 cal is understandable. the .40 modifies the noun and we know you are talking about a gun. however, your bar says cal. which cal? and how does .40 calibre have something to do with a football stadium?

you are a disgrace to battle rap! yet you wonder no one rates you here. you just put down stüpid bars thinking you are in your village. when they sleep on mats like ignoring hummels.

If there's anyone who's a disgrace in textrap then it has to be you. You aint got any iota of skill in this art apart from the prowess to bite and recycle other people's punchlines. No wonder you hardly battle on here. It takes you roughly 6 months to write a battle verse. You are pathetic, your frees in FFR are the worst I've seen. Its only newbies and wackerels that see you as a vet. No old head ever read your battle verse without pointing out at least one punch that was bitten.

Against me you bit 'broke @ss bitch punch, against Sid you bit 'worst bars possible' punch and against Ibime you bit resist arrest punch. Are you suffering from a generational curse? You deserve to serve a minimum of 70 years in prison cos this is a case of crime against humanity. Suacooger!!

' I keep a 40 Cal on my side, stepping with the mind state of a mobster.'

coogar:
it plays both ways.
Sid's value is poor, value of the cedis is poor. compare it to "when they see my Cal, they run"

biko, what is cal?

You are an illiterate. So this 'everyone pukes at the value the cedis' is grammatically correct? Hahaha . . There's nothing I won't see in NL.

Hahaha . . Simple question. Cooger does it play both ways? Yes or no?

if your double entrede doesn't make sense both ways, it's a shyte bar. - Cooger

Cooger you said this :

coogar:
you wrote a stüpid bar.....
if your double entrede doesn't make sense both ways, it's a shyte bar.

nor be by force to wordplay....
take your mgbeke verbiage back to facebook. we will not tolerate shytë written in 2015.

Yet you did a double entendre - Sid is/ Cedi that doesn't make sense both ways. So you've been spitting shyte bars since sliced bread hahaha.

"if your double entrede doesn't make sense both ways, it's a shyte bar." - Cooger

^^ Cooger how does 'but everyone pukes at the kinda value the Cedis' make any grammatical meaning? Are you an iidiot?

coogar:
are you an idiöt?

news wrap/noose wrap.
you have been an idïot since you were born. a bar that many people read and gave me props is what you are having örgasms about?

you will never catch me reaching - unless you are too rëtarded to decipher my lines & that won't be my fault. i pay attention to details so all my bars are 100% potent.

that's another lesson for you today - a lesson your 30 years of formal education failed to teach you. you are almost 40 & you have never heard of news wrap?

Shut up!

You are chatting bollocks. The punch is still nonsense to me, flat and basic as hell.

According to your sstupid lines of argument, there are so many faults in this bar, but allow me highlight one of them.

You said 'have the news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro Wiwa.'

Are you an iidiot? In 1995, Ken was killed by hanging - the last time I checked, during execution, the noose is not wrapped around the persons' head, its rather wrapped around his neck. How do you hang someone by putting the rope around the person's head? Are you rretarded?

Now lets even assume that this pun plays both ways. What about this?

•Sid's gone soft...With ease, I'll win this/I'm swift, he's slow...He can't last the distance/lyrically, it's the fitness or the illness/ Even in business...../I epitomise Pounds and Dollars but everyone pukes at the kinda value the Sid is


Hahaha . . .
Cooger says if a pun doesn't play both ways it should be regarded as wack. You played Cedis/ Sid is. So you are indirectly saying you're wack cos this pun does not play both ways. '. . . but everyone pukes at the kinda value the cedis'. Does this make any logical meaning? This is like saying ' . . . but everyone pukes at the kinda value the naira'.

Haha . . Cooger you have been exposed as a complete devil's advocate!! How does this play both ways? Are you an iidiot?

Cooger the punchline hijacker, if you're not stealing puns from Dizaster you are jacking lines from Jay z or Canibus. Suarez of NairaLand.

coogar:
bloody illiterate.
the play is on news-wrap. google what it means, mr. cal-they-run. olodo word-player.

use your dictionary, please!

Mr Punchline recycler, are you denying that you did not play news with noose? Are you tryna shift the goal post?

Heir/ here wordplay pioneer!

007Bruce:
Lol
wrap the news/noose around your neck like ken saro wiwa

wrap the ''noose'' around your neck... - saro wiwa was hanged

wrap the news around your neck - this is like a metaphor, learn the cause of ken saro wiwa's death & you'll get this line

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Saro-Wiwa
wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Saro-Wiwa

Don't get it twisted, the line is ok. I dug it perfectly more than you even did! But then I said going by Cooger's line of argument, he says that a pun that doesn't make meaning if it is read both ways is wack. Hence, it makes sense if you read it this way : Wrap the noose around your neck like Ken Saro Wiwa. But it makes no grammatical meaning reading it this way : Wrap the news around ya neck like Ken Saro Wiwa.

^ This does not make any sense. You can't touch news, let alone wrap it on someones' neck. News is not tangible, can you even touch it?

This is a taste of Cooger's medicine. He claims that a pun must make sense if it is read both ways for it to be valid and not wack - but he wrote a pun that makes no meaning reading it both ways. This is is prove that Cooger is a wack hypocrite who speaks from the both sides of his mouth and hes a blatant devil's advocate. Period.

•I brought 10 psycho-killers from Herzegovina/Your girl won't be spared... I'd let hollows in her.....while she's reading an encyclopaedia/then have the newswrapped around her head likeKen Saro Wiwa/

This is arrant nonsense and a complete balderdash going by Cooger's line of argument, how can you wrap news around someones' neck?

Cooger is a wackerel.

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Sammcarter:
I really don't like this, what would guests think when they click on This Topic and see the childish stuff u guys are doing here? Nairaland rap section is filled with unserious trolls?? smh really aint feeling this..

What do you mean?

obainojazz:
didn't know that...but love d concept...APC peeps been shouting change since.

Are you paying attention to that gee? You got time. SMH.

liricyst:
This nigga is spitting flows..and splitting foes..with freaking blows
T'was freaking close...
when i escaped from a Lagos mob for stealing shows!!!

He's amazing...ever blazing...just some words they've used to praise him
Even his parents needed a great giant gantry to raise him....
I know the kind of wordies you niggies be craving
So the beast storms the stage with nothing but a grey jean
nobody there's going scot free when i spray beam
With my cray team, other castaways...see us blast and slay
These kids better fast and pray
cos I ex-men the week of their origin....just to watch the days of their future passed away

Bleep having to be ranked....
i know rappers who happened to be spanked...in battles by crappy little w.anks
Strolling to their zenith with basketmouth...laughing to the bank!!!

Not the type who types and cares...Bleep your likes and shares
I only focus on spitting hard enough to ensure that mics are scared..
i respond to gibes and sneers....
by pushing you into my trap of spikes and snares...
then selling your body parts to cannibals.........so that your joints can be liked and shared!!!!!

Nice verse!

Cabella is on a r@ping spree.

RuuDie:
Cabella is turning the 'great azpi' into his bi*tch... sotey e on give am groin injury

Hahaha . . Cabella is a heartless r@pist!

LooNat11kk:
Cool but a recycled idea

How?

Joshuabase:
Pre-Battle Diss @ U3
.
I'm known for classic verses,/
Cracking a Spaztic's Cervix/
And lastly Alas he Guessed it/
Mass murderer when I detonate a bomb in a
cath'lic Service/
.
C/o'd his ass before,he declined with this/
"I only battle guys with titles please"/
Buh behind the scenes/
He's like "please spare me,I've got wife n Kids "/
.
He a phony bro/
"I'm a demigod","I'm the only bloke/
With the most titles,in the Whole E-globe"/
No one would believe what the Hoe say,unless he morinho/
.
People said "see brother/
You're battling U3,be bothered"/
.
Yeah whatever,he aint important/
Come 12th the minor disturbance/
Will be history,when I lease choppers/
Straight shots to the bleak corper/
If he'd dogde,my sweet bombers/
I'd 'try angles',and read proper/
And once I have the 'right angle' BOOM!! I'd get '3 cornered'!!/
.
I'm ya greatest hindrance/
So you best retreat to the safest distance/
Ask bout base from indians/
They'd tell you 'He tight' like ancient syrians/
.
His script are hailed as wack/
It true,I state a fact/
When we listing the greats that rap/
No one would 'Pick 3',he's as lame as that/
Well they would,if I dropped a 'five' in a game o' cards!/
.
Ya elastic verse,was a failed attack/
To proclaim yourself the sage of rap/
This Stretcher don't carry anything sick,let's face the facts/
buh if the stretcher does,NURSE I NEED 5 OUNCES OF AMPHITETHARINE AND A DEFIBIRI-LATOR STAT!!/
.
Bleep xlites,y'all make me crazy/
Bleep y'all that praise him,daily/
Any one that hypes the shady Lady/
Gets cut down by basic's navy/
So in our battle,only way Your 'Hyper active' is if you got AD-HD!/
.
»»BaSe««

Haha . . Sickology!

Phaseone your rhyming skill na fire o.

This is supposed to be for a cypher but Bleep it now . . . Four years no be beans.
.

I pop nifty rhymes with energy and cadence/ my sick antics are more weird than eccentric patients/
I owe no one any effing allegiance/
If I work for the government, while I'm embezzling your payments/ I ll be renting out pavements/ to robbers, rebels and gay friends/
. . cos I'm one hell of a crazy nigga, strange enough to wrestle his parents/
Feds don't find it easy in detecting this agent/
Therefore if he vex me with statements/ I ll tuck a nine to bleed him when I stealthly appear in his basement/
So Bleep Apple computers, my 'Alien wear' help me evade earthly surveillance!/
All ya puns are pesky and flagrant/ You re a pest and a vagrant/ ya rhymes are emptier than a lex that is vacant . .
Pick race anywhere you start sensing my frangrance/
Cos the closer I get to you, the more your joints gets several displacements/
. . So keep ya complex metas for the Ghanians . . Or Ill have you killed in a super store . . like the Charlie Hebdo assailants!!/

Complete nigga, it ll only take me three paddies/ to raise me a army/that will start invading ya allies/ and wipe ya clan off like an Asian tsunami/
Battling me ll peel ya outer skin, cos my punches ll turn you pink . . till voters name you an albi!/
Leave him hazy and partly/ staggering like he's taken some palmy/
Ask Teddybiyasi,
Chics finds me insanely attractive . . .
. . cos I ball better than CHAN . . and its not relating to Jackie!/
I don't know why hes tryna take a jibe at me/ cos he saw a pix of me pressing his babe in a cabby/
PDP money, I ve got huge papers I carry/
. . Never ask for change when I'm buying drinks and tables at parties/
But only Soda water you go buy . . you go just start to dey shout 4 change
. . like supporters at APC rallies!!/

I shell the homo/ till you can bet his hollow/
. . then have his girls running after me . . you can see those whoresracing . . lets talk Polo!/
My mets are dope yo/ that's why my style's what you beg to follow/
. . Plus my skill you envy oh no!/ . . cos my metaphors make this place 'come alive' like Airtels Red hot promo'!/

So stay back ya wack/ you can't prevail with the way that you rap/ I'ma call actors to watch while raising an axe/ to start seperating ya lap/
. . cut you to pieces in a theatre seat each time I stage an attack!/

Ma pattern of rapping is cold/ my freestyles worth more than caracts of gold/ the kinda Kalas ah load/ punish weaker defences like the Arsenal of old/
. . so he better not reveal himself or Ill either unleash sailors or Tompolo's boys to batter this goat/. . if he start to 'showboat'!/

I laugh at these lepas/
Claiming they stanzas are clever/ When its actually clearer/ they still won't spit this ill if they mastered my letters/
An headmistress can't claim class with a rector/ when Ronaldo is in the pitch, you can't say that Hazard is elder/
So If I spar with a fella/ and he fails to hail my raps as the better/ he ll struggle to put his body parts back in together/
. . cos even if he runs and seeks refuge in a monastery . . the way my mortar ll sink that 'Abbey lower' . . you ll think its a Madrid defender!/

Hes too useless to be king/ the only thing I benefit from him/ is having free ssex with his queens/
. . so why would a worthless fool claim to be the best in the ring?/
. . I might as well decide to sell off the being/ as a slave in Warsaw just to make him 'go to the Poles' like Nigerians in February 14!!/

This well phrased cypher/ ll finish everything from you damn failed biters/
I'm a rare cage fighter/
Truth is,
My goal this new year is to cut ya eyes, nose and mouth off . . and turn y'll to 'barefaced' liars!/

This is nothing like bragging/ if it comes down to battling/ the king here ll get the longest of thrashing/
So is he the illest mo'fucker, I'm asking/ I don't see any new stuff hes enacting/
. . hes just a pussy I can on my big screen . . Jennifer Lawrence in acting!/

You can't say that you aint enjoying my rapping/ since 2011 I kept y ll applauding and clapping/ from FB to NL I've been inspiring niggas with what I've been drafting/ so keep nitpicking these puns I'm dispatching/
. . Y'll never be 'This sick' if you cloned the partner of Khourtney Kardashian!!/