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This Phaseone guy is ill. See sick in rhymes mehn.

Darkrebel:
lol ...no .. i just felt like freestyling..

drop some lines... . just rhymes and connect all of them..

Later tins.

Darkrebel:
even ibime can't give ya'll sweet multies like me.

So hear this Reverend talk/

and any knuckle headed thug/ on this godly sacred plot/ and Seun's dreaded blog/
that curses and taunts.....or dishonors this God/ with his utters and words/ will be disjointed at once/
till he's distorted and crawls....out of this site....cos am lawless and raw/ and flawless in brawls/
and if the senseless hog....is coming for more/i ll' point guns at the dog/ and have 6 rods and saws....duly plugged in his jaw/
till he tumbles and falls/ from the wall to floor/
and with energetic force...i ll' slash his guts with swords/ and have his physical fabric....converted to dust/
cos he's wobbly and soft....and he ll' be dropped from the board/ and be made to leave...the knob of the door/ to hopping like frogs/ or hopelessly run/ like a worthless street bum/ to call on his mum/ or on 911/

FFuck bis

See this one, no now monoflow dey do you?

ToyinDipo:
Thanks boss. You are a legend, still your reach will never end.

Its like you are making a documentary?

2undexy:
Me wey get thread gan, dem don collect steering 4 ma hand....na wetin man go do

You no happy say niggas dey post. If no be Warriblood this place for dry pass Sahara.

GIYAZZ:
Pls drink your water already.

Small boy

GIYAZZ:
The way you pronounce them words is what matters, I pronounced Sewed and sold like they allos parakletos. Rappers are known to pronounce words how they like.

If we were to flip the dictionary before we could play on words, I tell ya, we'd been on a long long NEVER journey.

Dictionaries are there to show you the way words are to be pronounced. Stop sounding childish. Rappers who pronounce words the way they like are wack and illiterate.

The same way you ll feel when a Briton enunciates the ibo word 'ego' as 'lego' thats the same he ll feel if you claim 'sold' and 'sewed' have the same pronunciation.

See bro, just take corrections and learn. That's one way to become relevant in the industry at the end. Bruce, Dark and Myself dey yarn you say that pun no follow yet you still wan dispute. Swallow your pride, this your argument does not hold water.

Darkrebel:
that's a quintuple entendre.?. but the reaches make it seem forced and unappealing to me ..

Its a perfect double entendre. I didnt see any reaches there. Conceited is a demon.

coogar:
you just cranked 3 puns together and to you it's triple entrede? i can show you 4 puns in a bar i have done and they aren't triple entrede.




go and learn the meaning of triple entrede. your message didn't have 3 meanings. what's captain flash doing in your bar. what has it gotta do with the guy you are battling?




i saw undermine & on the mine. which is the 3rd pun? are you an illiterate? you want to compare conceited to the guguru & epa basic stuff you write here? cal they run? till today you haven't explained what cal means.

this is conceited newest double entrede.
pay attention.....

I'll even go to black church, with a pastor, ratchet / The deacon be singing, "Let Us Pray" / Bow your heads, and we Amen /

Slow it down! I just dissed you!.....

I said, pass the ratchet, the D can be singing, let us spray / We'll bow your heads when we aimin'/

pastor ratchet = pass the ratchet
deacon = D can
let us pray = let us spray = lead'll spray
bow your heads = "bow" your heads
amen = amen

to Mikuz, this is quintuple entrede?

You are not on my level when it comes to wordplay tins, are you not the same biter who played heir and here? Where in English language is here enunciated the same way as heir. You are wack so when I'm talking about puns you ought to keep quiet.

DBR did 'undermine', 'on tha mine' and 'under mine' are you dyslexic?

Are you an iidiot? That Conceited bar no be only quintuple, na Kingtuple. WTF

GIYAZZ:
That's your work. You tell me.

Sold and sewed forced? Smh

There is an l pronunciation is 'sold' while 'sewed' doesn't have any.

sold - /səʊld/
1. past and past participle of sell.

sew - /səʊ/
verb
1. join, fasten, or repair (something) by making stitches with a needle and thread or a sewing machine.

Sold and sewed are not pronounced the same way same way since during enunciation the l in sold is not silent. Show me a dictionary that enunciates sold as sewed. Stop misleading people.

coogar:
this is a 3 in 1 double entrede
it's not a triple entrede. you are a bush man. DBR played the same word 3 times, its a 3 in 1. the body of the message didn't change 3 times.

conceited is the best in the game! he would pack 4 puns in 1 bar and it will have 2 distinct meanings.

you guys wanna take shots then captain morgan comes out./
you guys wanna take shots get capped and more guns come out./
you guys wanna take shots get capped & 'em organs come out/

this is a triple entrede!

There's no different between the two. Its like you do not know what a triple entendre is. DBR played "On tha mine" trice, and conceited played "Captain Morgan" thrice too. So what's the difference. Are you daft?

coogar:
all of una just dey make me laugh.

3 puns in a bar isn't a triple entrede. the message in the bar is what is counted, not the number of puns you can pack into the bar.

darkrebel's claim is laughable - he only had puns, not a double entrede sef. the entire message must have 2 distinct meanings.

i have read from all the vets here - none of them has ever penned a triple entrede. only conceited is capable of those things - y'all are too basic to attempt it.

That DBR bar I posted is a typical example of what a triple entendre is.

"Cos a "god's blunder" is more lethal than mere mortal's minds/
so Step Up to me, Blow to dust cos they Un-der-Mine/"

'Step up to me, blow to dust cos they undermine
Step up to me, blow to dust cos they on tha mine
Step up to me, blow to dust cos they ON tha mine'

This is classic, this DBR does it better than Conceited even.

"Cos a "god's blunder" is more lethal than mere mortal's minds/
so Step Up to me, Blow to dust cos they Un-der-Mine/" - DBR

Darkrebel this the triple. I'm sure I and Ibime have done it too before but this is the only one I can remember.

GIYAZZ:
My album sold a lot, No Tailor but it's cos I'm Swift with the flow/ _G'IYAZ

Decipher that Triple extendre.

This is a double entendre. How is it a triple? Sold and sewed is forced.

Who can spot the difference between a pun and a double entendre? Someone should help Cooger here.

Darkrebel:
You ll" see "Justice League" ....if this shrimp forgot that/ i had killed him before....with flints and cutlass/
Call me "Green Lantern" ....when am Ripping the numb hag/ or i ll' morph to that Hero...... "that sprints on track fast" / or i ll' abduct the "Captain" ...and make G 'remember'....without giving him "Flash" back!! /


this is the triple entendre...

Flash -- A character from Justice League
Captain Flash -- A moniker on NL
and Flash Back- A literary device that takes one to the past ..
and they all connected..

now tell me who has done a triple entendre on this site before..I don't do all those cheap babyish plays you do.. My wordies fly over your oblong head.. wack goblin ... Warri's Slut

Because you've not seen a triple entendre on here before doesn't mean you're the first to do it. Get ya facts right bro.

007Bruce:
i withdraw

bruce shouldnt be found dead cursing a dense little girL

*smirks*

Forget story. She is fond of me. I can bet that she has a crush on me sef. You know chics with their strange ways of showing affection. Girls are one kyn.

Warriblood you go kill me.

teddybiyasi:
......when I was 15 I already had seven m........../.... .....my name stole mtn moto ...teddybiyasi was known everywhere..../....& every street I walk I gat eyes on me like polar bar......../........that bars was generic but hot like solar flare...../ ..... but if I catch mikuz mocking me I'll let my Mac evict 'm'ag in 'm'ik...that's m in m.../....'cal they run' lmao!!!!! bro you wackness just relapse like the album from eminem....

Ya puns re lazy/ so I ll hurt this lady/ for being dumb and crazy/
. . then let my RPG have her blown to her state's police chief . . till this 'Miss see C.P' . . its not Zambezi!/

Abeg make all these chit-chats stop please.

Stop derailing this thread please. If you aint got any wordie to drop please leave here. Una know me.

WARRIBLOOD:
I sincerely appreciate that your drop it was tight

Abeg nor derail this thread seun just inform me say it Go make front page

Ok sir.

coogar:
rubbish!
what's see my cal?

what's 'cal? and why would seeing the calderon make any one scamper?

You don't know what a cal is? You have started again this new year. What is wrong with you?

Tell your negros they weak/ but I'm feared since every gee knows I'm sick/
My arms make 'em scamper . . cos when the see my 'Cal, they run' . . like the 'home turf of Athletico Madrid'!/

Joshuabase:
Good evening dear friends/
Its base again,the king in ten realms/
I'm bored and its leaving cells dead/
In my brain,I should sleep n get rest/
But i see a dead verse,that seems weak n endless/
And needs to BE corrected/
(Max/mask?? Really?)
Look I'm no pioneer,but when Base spearheads . . Y'all gon' be needing spare heads/
.
Hand to hand combat? that's lame people/
y'all aint Base' equal/
So if ever I approached you with eight missiles/
Don't bother putting 'em fists up
you bishes best direct that blow . .to ya rape whistles!/
.
A foe thinking he's wild/
Till I'm drinking his bile/
Step to base? A nigga best 'Back up' like he syncing his files/
.
Cause my punch'll send him concussions/
Attack with a with a centaur's incursion/
Bust open his throat,like secondary surgeons/
Then Strike 'a chord' . . And its literally 'End of discussion'!/
.
He got crushed beneath my prada shoes/
Sent his remains to the maga's ghoul/
- Of a father,it was all sad and gloom/
Cause news of him getting mauled by men tall, . . made his baba blue/
.
Base?
.
Clearly he's back/
Sitting on the bench very relaxed/
Its fun watching kids pretending to rap/
But on a serious 'note', y'all are 'minors' . . And best believe I'm not sparing the 'Staff'!/ :-/

I call you out!!

Wetin come carry Giyazz go upload that track with that kain file format? Are you tryna show off or what? If you fail to convert it to a reasonable format I ll pretend I ve listened to it and give Dark the win. What's wrong with you?

GLACIERZ:
Drop verses! Enough chit chat, ugh. When will yall learn?

Are the chit-chats stopping you from rapping? What's your P? Drop a verse jor. Umad?

Emaprince:
I still don't believe!

Limerick have been here long so we all know how he texts and how he constructs his verses..
Goes iller=godzilla...lmao..common now,this is not limerick!!!

Mr Doubting Thomas, so you're expecting him to behave like his real account? What's the need then? You are definately on a long thing. Kr0ne, Darkrebel, Elymax and I dey bring you to the light, yet you say na darkness better for you. Ok nau!!

Emaprince:
I don't believe sdc2 is limerick!...limerick drops better verses than him plus the wordplays SDC2 has are similar to warriblood's..imagine playing "research on" for "recession"..smh warriblood can do better..unless a friend of lime is using his phone..@Mikuz

Limerick called Ibime a fat fool on FB claiming that Ibime calls him wack but praises his ghost account.

F@ck!! SDC is Limerick!!!

ELYMAXiimus:
where have you been? Anyway, checkout rebel vs giyaz thread.
Pls clear all the tantrums. N ur vote needed as well.

I can't play Giyazz's version. Darkrebel is sick though.

Ibime:
He gon say "let's take the battle to our Indian friends"/
till his Indian friends. . . tell him to quit smoking Indian hemp/

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S'up Blaq?
How your life been?/
You and Terry da Rapman still grinding?/
Still suffering and smiling?/
HipHop still ain't feeding yo áss. . . . you Modenining!/
"Google my name bítch!". . . . .the young fool was hyping!/
"Fans in Makoko be feeling the raps I'm writing"/
so I googled. . . .and though a few kpakos found his songs enticing/
I advised him/ to go back to school. . . and 12 months later. . . . he did the right thing!/


If Blaq wasn't DQ'ed. . . .he would be crowned the Mic King?/
History revising!/
Even Loona showed that beating Blaq is a light thing/ if niggas need reminding/
My first round the most exciting/ nail biting/ cos U3 came out fighting/
Meanwile. . . .Bones vs Sidd. . . the worst battle, of all the glads fighting/
Figured if he save his bars. . . then stretch against Bis. . . then he might win/
Brought 40 lines to a 24 line battle. . . now boasting "the score was 3-3"/
If Bis brought 40 lines to a fight. . . . it's bodybag. . . .EASY!/
Abeg free me!/ We ain't got no friction. . . so quit acting greasy/
just cos ya rap career flopped. . . .till even 'Siddog' wouldn't 'pirate' your CD!/
Now you back in school. . .so read your Physics. . . before you trouble us/
You known for 'stretching'. . . and you 'broke'. . . you don't respect Young's Modulus!/


S'up Blaq?/
How my life been?/ Exciting!/ I'm shining!/
Yung Six still got more money than you. . . .but to me, his pocket still a light thing!/
90 milla on a new House. . . large hallway and dining/
2nd home on the Property ladder. . . and still climbing/
Landlord!. . . reality reflects the rhyming/
Reason I'm blowing my own horn. . . cos you still pedalling lies. . . so keep cycling!/




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Lmao . . .