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SDc I ll love to read more of your rhymes.
Chai!!

SDC2:
My bars beautified.... You dnt knw whr am coming from, my raps are highly inclined....I'd make ya face bang on the sands....to leave dust in ya eyes....
Come from the front, you'ld be sent out to the back...
Then like confused niggas. . . . .I'ld press you "hard to the side(decide)"/

I'm a deadly informant... I'l take your name to hell till I git a kill order... I dnt ally with ur "likes", comments are taking me further...but if you still claiming u tougher...
Its an "alphabetically" kill. . . .cos I wuld 'part U in 2'. . . .and leave 'two L's' facing each other/

I'm brave and hotter.... I heard u are the King here, you'ld be disgraced and slaughter...its a case of murder...
But 1st I'l leave you "falling b4 u say jack". . . .like "Jill on the hill with a pale of water"/

I strike with fighter-missiles....me against this imp is a minor issue...come wit vital kicks tru...
And if he shakes em off. . . .I'ld hold up a fist. . . .and 'one blow, the match is over'. . . .like final whistles/

Dayummmmmmmmmmm!! Hahaha . . .

SDC2:
my verses endlessly dropping....dafuq is this enemy fronting...your legacy boring...theres a penalty monkey...
If you talk much. . . . .my metaphors "confuse your anatomy".... Leave ur "head in the sky". . . .like "forking with heavenly bodies"/

I'm maiming this wack....his a baby, infact...my lines bring crazy impacts....you shuld take to your heels. . . .you on a lady's slippers?...and if he says his sick, then its rabbies he gat....
Cuz all he does best is to suck like some lazy infants/

I spit the best rhymes...when I "sama ur phone" like airtimes.... I'll make the jerk die...
I'm ur lord, u can take it to the bank. . . .even if u dnt believe. . . .at least to step in there 4 the first time!/

I'm a god fool....fork, attack from any point, I'ld crush you....thats just true...he's a beech n hw the boy knew?...
They say no mata how educated a beech is. . . .she ends up in the kitchen. . . .same place a fork shuld/

Oboy eeeh . . Who be this guy?

Lol Ibime, mehn laziness no gree me finish am jor. Meanwhile I dey plan to drop a yaylow esque project.

NP : Bukwild Tha Ikwerrean - Na so

Let's do this . . .
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It all started two weeks back . . precisely. . /
I was at Uniport's World bank library . . /
My study was serious/
. . was reading for a test a visiting lecturer promised to give us/
The scene was typical . . with the trappings of library movements/
silent and filled with serious minded students/
some look nervous and tension soaked/
while others wore confidence gazing at their handwritten lecture notes/
I like silence . . but I could be a good noise freak/
cos I love engaging with loud arguments with ma football peeps/
Periodically . . I could distract myself to be able to just digest/ some of what I've read/
cos the contents in my note can leave any student bored to death!/
It seemed every line I read centered on Insolvency. . / Debts,liquidation,bankruptcy . . Oh Lord's Mercy . . /
. . With all that one could think Carlos Slim's wealth aint worth one Bentley. . !/
I raised ma head as a heard the librarian interrogating a guy . . who wasn't finding it easy to speak/
. . and this was when I saw this charming and elegantly dressed pretty chick!/
her steps got me truely awed/
as I couldn't blink as she walked through the door/
She was fair like the mermaids that made ancient sailors wreck/
. . their ships againt great ice-bergs/
Omotola got hips . . but I like this one a bit better/
2face said her beauty could change his scenery . . but for me this beauty can change a theatre/
Her shape was sumtious . . he gait was flawless/
With her endownment . . I concluded that she was a goddess/
My eyes abrutly got litted/
moment she started moving to where I was sitted/
This chick was so lovely dressed . . the jean she wore was clear dark blue/
I couldn't see her feet . . cos the tables and chair obstructed ma view/
but with the way she wound her waist . . it was rather a fact/
. . that she cat-walked better than a cat/
Everyone got their books before their eyes/
with an exception of all the guys/
she was one hell of a stunning cutie/
so no real man would take his gaze off this beauty . . /
I closed my eyes and said a prayer . . not minding if it mattered/
but when I opened my eyes . . . the prayer was answered/
she must have heard God direct her to me . . cos in no time/
she decided to take a seat adjacent to mine/
I took time once more to perused her looks/
. . as she sat and opened her books/
My mind drifted from the test and ma preparation/
To hell with it . . Ill make up for it during examination/
cos it could take another lifetime to re-meet this kinda creation!/
Her elegance was a profound pride/
she had an oval face and she was brown eyed/
her skin was light . . and her nose was kinda round sized/
Her small mouth fitted with her face . . this lady was a rare being/
And the colour of her lipstick matched her fair skin/
On her head there was an attachment there/
Later I got to find out it was called Brazilian hair/
So many voices in my head saying "approach her . . You should thank your star"/
"If she says yes . . where is the money you'd use to take care of her?"/
The other says " Don't do it, shes not your class"/
. . and "shes too expensive . . she'd dry up your a$s!/
plus "You'd fall ya hands dating her . . shes bigger than you . . times two"/
. . ." can't you see the way shes looking at you . . she doesn't like you!"/
The voices kept on . . giving me all pieces of notions/
By this time my head was in real commotion/
I didn't know where I got the courage from . . I just popped up like shells/
. . I had an adrenaline rush from ma adrenal gland to my cells/
their effect was felt abrutly. ./
cos a need for me to take action came up suddenly . . !/
My eyes opened wider/
. . and my mouth moistured with saliva/
My hair stood still like they were a bit apart/
and they took the resemblance of a forest to a creature like an ant/
. . I do not like approaching a chick just like that . . Not that kinda fella/
without anything bringing us together . . /
but on this memorable occassion . . it goes without mention/
I was going to make an exception!!/
. . . To be continued.


This babe wey wan kill me that year. . .

Ibime:
You done forget that topical about one babe wey been dey look you for library? Post am jor.

hahaha . . .

I guess that's the story Kr0ne was refering to.

To be sincere, I'm not a fan of topicals mehn. We no dey mix no matter how hard I try.

coogar:
i will slap you so hard, you would lose your eardrums. who do you think you are talking to? do you have problems with constructive criticism? you banned a poster that had a script to submit just because the tourney ain't yours & you are not ashamed of your actions?

kim, you are bïtch-made!

I won't warn you again.

Heywhizzy:
I dey jare..Abeg free warriblood..na my blooda from anoda mother

Same old story. Person go dey flout rules una no keep quiet, na when dem don punish am, na that time una go break una silence.

goshikid:
mikuz you saw the msg abi..

Yeah I don reply.

Easy win, so obvious.

MVGT : Rapacme

Heywhizzy:
funny...I laugh, u can't understand a single story and u're judging poetry

u killed dat group stage battle between me nd teddy cos u can't tag voters properly. .let ur hatred for mikuz prevent him from seeing the thread and ur inability to spell loonat11k. ..chai



I guess I'm losing respect for all these so called vet feeling they can do what dey like

Oga how far na?

coogar:
i can call anyone any name i wish....
who do you think you are? unlike you - i am not a coward who loves to battle because he cannot be a man & scold people in the real world.

you better unban him before i press buttons from the top. you cannot just turn yourself into a tyrant because you are a mod. whether i am serious or unserious is irrelevant. free warriblood!

What's this supposed to mean? You can't call me any name you feel like Mr man. Don't bite more than you can chew. Watch what you say to me!!!

kr0ne:
Mikuz, easy. If it's Warriblood ur raking for, I'm sorry, u can't stop him. He's been like this from his beginning. And the funniest thing is he doesn't even know the implication of what he's doing. His curses can't do you harm or affect u in any way, bro...na Warriblood wey I know. A troublemaker who doesn't know he's a troublemaker. Even when he wanted me to help him create an email, na curse e use follow me. And I had no option but to do what he wanted. The best way to deal with him is ignore. Just pretend u don't read his posts and he'd free u. I'm saying this coz if ur thinking this ban would change him then ur making a mistake. Warriblood is just himself. He doesn't change. Na manage we dey manage am

Lol, if I let am go, others go use am as excuse to toe the line - saying Warriblood did it and he wasn't punished. There's a limit to everything bro. Even Seun go frown if he comes on here and see peeps placing generational curses on his mod.

Thats why I said peeps who want to take me to supreme court should quicken their steps. A Clear conscience fears no accussation. Let some niggas stop deceiving themselves, Mik ll still remain a mod till he resigns - no one ll ever be responsible for taking me down so long as I do no wrong. If not, why have'nt those who call me a wicked mod removed me?

coogar:
this is why you are a moderator!
you have to persevere & always look for means to end feuds. warriblood didn't just wake up to start cursing you - you musta done something to him. warriblood isn't troublesome....he minds his business.



just unban him, biko....
you knew he had a battle verse to submit & yet you banned him so as to make sure he gets a no-show offence hanging on his neck. how's this fair? you used your own personal beef to ruin the poetry tourney going on.

that's a bïtch-move, abeg!
if it's a tourney you organised yourself, you wouldn't have banned him cos that would ruin the entire process. kim, change your ways. if we calculate your age now, you are closer to methuselah's age than moses' age and yet you still act like a prepubescent girl.

You are definately unserious. If you want me to pay attention to your views you wouldn't sound like this, especially at the tail end of the post.
This conversation is over, this is a serious issue, you don't use it as a platform to start calling me names. hit me when you're serious.

coogar:
there should be no reason for you to ban any member here. you can hide his post instead of banning him. you make it seem like sour grapes when you ban people you don't get along with. this is the rap section - all manners of expletives are allowed. i don't think "totoful vets" can be worse than what we say in our battle verses....

free warriblood now!

And when hiding of posts doesn't work? Do you know how many times I have hidden his posts on battle threads? If he votes on battles and derail threads like that it could even be a different issue. I got tired of hiding those posts since he wasn't getting the message. I had to warn him, but what did I get? He started raining curses on me and my generation.

Pasting posts like 'totoful vets' in your verse is different from derailing threads with 'totoful vets'. My problem with him has nothing to do with what he posts on here, but raining generational curses on a mod after a warning asking him to stay aloof from derailing battle threads with provocative comments.

coogar:
why should mikuz ban anyone at all on this section? what can anyone be guilty of that mikuz himself hasn't done?

What exactly are my guilty of? How can Mikuz spam his own battle thread by posting provoking messages like 'totoful vets' all over the place?

There's a reason why the rule says every post partaining ssex should go to sexuality section.

Is he the only ssex addict in this section? What hes doing is harmful to this site. Advice him to turn a new leaf abeg.

Abeg cooger stop ranting jor.

Meanwhile, Hudsons has been given a warning ban too, he ll continue posting in this forum only if he learns to abide by the rules.

richommie:
its high time i punch dis girl/ for pastin nush in here/
. . . I ballin nets wit scores and awards... But u hardly score...u re john mikel/

so u better step back wen its rainin/ see i beat girls every yearly/
. . .fucck chemistry....my acidic punch on ya belly/ gon diss-figure ur oviduct, makin u bearin bases/

i stab mere niggers/ . . .reply dis diss if u think u re iller/
. . .cos imma stab ya fore-head. . . And wotch clergys shoutin ''nel-sin'' like dey are praisin mandela/

its obvious...she's alwas wit my diiick/ y is she alwas after every ishh..i spit/
. . .now we dont knw if she's after me..or mars...cos we alwas see her . . .textin ''mars-hello' aint referrin to dat mid-fielder of real madrid/

Nice . . .

closed : Krizzkutz wins this.

goshikid:
check ur email

What did you send? I no see anything.

Bars:
ok! you dead before now, its a prenatal death!/
got him trembling! pants soaked with shit, anal sweat!/
I taunt. . he moves. . six farther steps/
I swear dis aint goin down. . except I switch to scorpion. . . to breach the gap before his fatal death!
ok im sorry. . that line is stretched, its clear!/
we world apart! check venus, his tents sits there!/
yall noticed how long the BARS spent in air/
I 'occupy space', buh he needs to scream his lungs out. . . to 'rent the air'!!
am vicious!. . with em vivid blows/
he'll need a screen guard to redeem his phone!/
I go nas, budden. . he goes D.D, Hove/
n my hit? Diz NL niggas wount box back. . . if dea had an extra mouth on Biggie flows!!!!!
n now dea knows/
buh still brag of his rhyme game/
checkin it, sum jump, sum fall out. . . the guy's fake!/
or kidding, buh i'm andy in his right frame/
just a hit will blow chuck to pieces. . . . n put an end to the child's play!!!
its disrespect . . buh i just hav to!/
n 3pts for personal?. . thats bad too!/
he had worsen this, talkin wreck, ibime, and u3 too/
. . . forgotten small mikuz halfed you!/ nigga you wer 'too bagged'!. . . like goodie n loona after they battled!!
seriously, you ain't worth the BARS... dispatch/
i'm piling them, for now yous a mismatch/
and dis trainin, will still giv ur eye a big patch/
So if u tryna open a thread wit me ? afta baggn u, two weeks later, ur eyes will later open, and Id be tagged in a post. . . "BARS...,can we hav a rematch" Lol

So na me you dey call small or what? If my boys come for you, you too ll be too afraid to mention my name.

goshikid:
lets have a spar since you claim ur lines are tough..

Oga why you wan kill me?

My bars scare the hell outta niggas these days. They no longer bold enough to mention the name.

Alright then.

Shey nobody go advise Warriblood abi? E go soon happen.

coogar:
it just came out this evening....
the shortest dopest battle in history - the punches were telegraphic unlike mikuz's team mar ya.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aSncU_gegw

Looks like you can't get my name of your posts. WTF, you think I'm g@y or what?
Are you a country actor?

Let me say this. Kr0ne your opener was hot! The concept was ddope. I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

Votes closed : Ibime 4 - 5 Kr0ne.

Kr0ne wins this . . .

macsika:
My nominations coming soon... Let me go through the battles again.

Can anyone provide a list of nominees.

This is the nomination process, voting has not started.