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Warriblood put an end to spamming battle threads. I'm fed up with hiding your post each time there's a battle. I won't warn you again. Respect yourself please.

Abeg I no dey for better mood, make nobody show me arrogance on here cos I no go take am.

teddybiyasi:
seems you lost ya sight when I explained the reason why I couldn't drop that night & I told this fool we should dropped the next day & he refused

so what ffucking ban you yelling

in fact ban me for all I care

lamesh¹†

so have I banned you now? Listen girl, I don't know what's making you feel like you can talk to anyone the way you feel like on here, forget that this is online and that I'm a mod. I'm not your mate, don't ever refer to me like that again. I won't take it from you.

What's your problem? This is about the second time you're failing to beat deadline. We're all in this for fun, if you can't beat your battle deadline, tell me and I ll consider. Go and read my battle thread with Geo, he came in this evening and I asked that I extend the deadline. That I did, no fuss - end of story. That's how ideal people behave. Abeg drop this arogant attitude of yours.

Geoxpress:
Dude let ds battle hold tomorrow night pls.....I avent really penned dwn anytin. .cussa skul

Bt....if I'm able to finish ds nite,I'd post....

Lets shift the deadline to tomorrow then. Take your time!

goshikid:
abeg mikuz check your email please..i send a msg

Replied . . .

Heywhizzy:
Anyhow sha

why did mikuz even announced winner for a no show. .there was nothing astake, no qualification or what so ever. .announcing me as winner should make someone smile or relieved but this one made me feel I wasted ma energy and immediately I fell asleep

This is why I always maintain that you guys should have your verses ready before asking for threads. It ll save us alot of stress. If I ignore, una go say Mik is wicked, he doesn't listen to newbies. Una go just rush dey tag my name like water. I happy as you don take your eye see am.

007Bruce:
guy i no get problem with you - na your topic i no like

You no like am no mean say e dey sstupid. Abeg moderate your posts make this matter no cause unnecessary trouble.

007Bruce:
your brother is an ïdiot! werrin concern this bastard with my post? i said i aint comfortable with the topic, you be fool? If houdini had prevented those happy kids from punching his belly, he might be alive now.
na idiocy make person talk if e no like something?
That topic is stûpid - how person go fit in all criterions for that kain topic?
make person replace me make i no delay the tourney

Watch your tongue abeg, I won't warn you again.

Closed : Icekidd wins this.

Smh, that babe go chop ban.

Closed : Heywhizzy wins this.

gottoboy:
Mikuz links to that final, Chuka's battle

Check the latest doc on RG, its there.

Geoxpress:
Lwkm! He's good jor!

Btw,mikuz u used to battle in fb before dnt lie

Hes a vet to danfo drivers, touts and agberos not real emcees.

I used to battle there before I realised that they're a bunch of testicles squeezers.

Geoxpress:
Loonat11k hw did u do dt double quote

Like this?

ELYMAXiimus:
Second chatroom ... Oboy see gossip everywhere.. Lwkm

Mtchewww!

Geoxpress:
Gossips!!

Btw,some vets re coming up @ fb na...

Loonatiik,are u fb or nl based?

Vets such as?

Pein? LMAO

Lmao FPH aka Early marks !!

LooNat11kk:
Lol actually, ink and I talked about his verse being super d0pe

Especially these bars

This man carry cold mission?/ Nah he's
actually cool . Like the salami yo eating/ check
his profile, he's in so many university at a
time . But bad with the pure diction/
he cant hurt a fly . he only did that cos he
thought 'Poly Technic' was a 'karate
position'/ . . .from Japannese own system'/

My raps belittle chaps/ and watch, as I hit this
man with little jabs/
You're so black, it riddles blaq/
but No! He's not 'the black sheep of his
family' . . . Yes! He's their 'sacrificial lamb'!!/


But all the same, it was an open battle, both parties brought hot bars to the table

Oya quote the best quotables from the other two manchis please.

Loona don tell me that, I can't watch those illiterates call us dick rriders and keep quiet. Allow me put them in they place.

LooNat11kk:
Nawa for you oh

See as you dey insult your people

Make una no create any rivalry, thought we were all past this

Thunder won that tourney but they refused to give it to him due to nepotism. I loathe injustice.

Emaprince:
when I read battles from FB,I get irritated..they look unorganized,poor structures,stretches and those things doesn't look like rap..no flows etc...and I'm very much aware of the biased judging over there...I only like stuffs from siddoggg sha.....we keep it clean and real...we are spitting real raps...

#wethebest

Lol, Sid, U3, Blaq and a few other cats who used to hold it down don leave the scene. Dem just dey there dey deceive themselves.

I’m out there riding and my baby girl know
My friends say she says she knows there nothing I wouldn’t do
I know that money popping I can feel it in my soul
Yeah we be popping bottles from Jozi to Lagos
I’m out there trying to get the Rands and Nairas
Rands and the Nairas . . .

Open for votes

Battling in FB is bleeped mehn.
See as Thunder just dey lose lose battles against wack illiterates due to useless uneducated judges!

Topic : What's your best moment you in NL, describe it.

Criteria

Creativity - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Imagery - 2 points

Rhyme Scheme - 2 points

Consistency/Topic - 4 points

Lit Elements/Metaphors - 2 points

Vocabulary - 2 points



Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Wednesday 3
December 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

ELYMAXiimus:
he'll still ban me again!
kim is a frustrated impotent b1tch!
All his customers in alaba are bored of his @ss! He's cold product!
It's why he keeps displaying his frustration here! F@ggish ape!!!

Alright then.

How did he call NL emcees ddickriders?

Ibime:
Yaylow is on his way back. . . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF47530Vbe4&list=UUOAd5-2oLGFFjHNyg2nqZ2Q





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll-8WQeFz-o&list=PL50E07C0EAE3349B3

Just watched the 'focus' video. Hes baaaaad gaaan!!! Both for pidgin and English hes killing it.

I don't believe I've been sleeping on him all this while. Just copped the 'all na yarns' mixtape recently though.

" I go enter jand, drink oyibo drink tell am I drank your sprite/
I go hijack your ride/ enter private library dey shout Naija 4 life/
Time to pay house rent I dey ask ma landlord why . . . "

Iceskidd:
you've lost more battles than anyone/
with you're wack flow you carry on/
i got vultures to feed on your carrion/
talkin bout guns that the emcee seen/
Bïtch i got guns you only see on your t.v screen/
saying i'm wack and you a fine stinger/
nigga you 'wacker' than my five fingers/
Don't ever call me wack again/
or you'll get smacked again/
fücking break your mouth, so you'll never rap again/
mah just pity you small -_-

Haha . . .

Happy new month y'll. Welcome to The same bar December.

I said it.

Kr0ne

I’m all willing to strike hard/ he should be ready to fight back/ but this ain’t really your knights clash/
I’m an 'unshielded' ogre, feeding off my catch/ and no matter how‘bis kits’himself . . . he’ll be eaten up likesnacks!

. . I'm so'crude'and adventurous/ biitches make u pay'mo bill'to snoop for ma spe.rm shots/ so while you glued to ya desktop/
I'm googling ya girl's ccunt, with brutish aggression/ and when she finally drop you, I'm still the dude who ya'ex on'

Ibime

Before battling, you best sign this short disclaimer/ before me and my lawyersbreak your will. . . in our torturechambers/My wealth got mental problems. . . that’smad money. . . so I'm balling major!/ while Krone goes begging'hat in hand'. . . cos thís'fool's cap'. . . is short ofpaper!/

Broke nigga holding quarters/ while I’m drinking out of golden saucers/ even'Highlife Musicians'know I spend Euros and Pounds when patrolling borders/ . . . but one punch will give him a'fat eye'. . . if the fág lie . . . that he'roll in dollars'!!/ (Fatai Rolling Dollar)

Krone met a fine dame. . . slút called Rachel/ Swept him off his feet. . . and jumped the broom. . .cos the love was stable/ Got her pregnant. . .and pops was grateful/ for the coming natal/ but as soon as doctors cut the navel. . .I stoned the baby to death. . . cos y’all know . . . I'm the 'hand thatrocksthe cradle'!!!/

Titled himself "Chief Judge". . . now he acting a snob/ so I'm slapping this yob/ for yapping his gob/ Either we force the tyre down his neck like an African mob/ . . . or take machetes to his office. . . and have himaxed from his job!!!/

Opener - Kr0ne
Closer - Ibime
Punchlines - Ibime
Metaphors / Similies - Ibime
Flow - Kr0ne
Rhymes - Tie
Wordplay - Tie
Personals - Kr0ne

MVGT : Ibime

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 10pm, Tuesday 2
December 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

Closed : Geoxpress wins this.