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gottoboy:
ℓ̊ got Emaprince's verse Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я that battle, Mikuz did below Par

I no do below par. Those punchlines flew over your heads nigga.

Na poor health put me outta action. Ksslib lets drop tomorrow - 10pm. I'm back fully!

Prospective jugdes for the tournament should sign up here.

Thanks . . .

Mikuz V Ksslib

www.nairaland.com/1977241/match-wits-mikuz-v-ksslib

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Personals - 2 points
Flow - 1 point
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point


Rules
- 24 lines.
- Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 2
November 2014.
- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.
- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.
- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.
- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
- Only vets and regular section
posters are allowed to vote.
Goodluck!!!

Ksslib:
Mikuz why you never pop our thread? Abi E no go hold again. Make I know.

I no well, e be like we go postpone am till I return from hospital biko.

ELYMAXiimus:
lmao.... I never brag.... I'm the most humble fella here...
I'm not tryna proof anything!
So by quoting that line, you feel i'm tryna say i'm too d0pe that everyone see me as some roasted chicken they bite from? nawa for you o

That's paranoid.....

Its not, you are new here you don't know how it goes don't know how it down.

I don't advise you to keep mute, left for me, Ill tell you to put it in a verse. DISS ME FOR BITING YOUR LINES. This is not a social network, if you got something to say- put it in bars. Do we have FFR for fancy? That's mainly where scores are settled, if you don't have time to write a battle verse. You can just pick on any random emcee and diss the sshit outta the ffag. That way you are entertaining peeps and settling scores. FFR is the best place to settle scores, not battle threads. A rapper who can't freestyle is not a complete rapper. Back in the day, when DBR was active, he and Ibime were always on each other's neck. They had the deepest, longest and most entertaining rivalry in the history of this section. Whenever they have had something to say, they do it in BARS! Why do you think DBR is a well respected vet in this arena - a vet who never won a rap battle over here?

I remember how one of their back to backs started, DBR said 'I spit uni-verse cos my lines are schooled and global'

Ibime saw it and said :
'Go ask ya man/
You can't spit universe unless you pass ya jamb/'

'Put ya universe in a cooler come learn from my poly- techniques/

Na so gbege take start o!

I really miss those days compared to now where chatting don full everywhere. Go and take a look at the Kings tourney instead niggas go sign up and leave dem dey there dey expose their poor home bringing.

Well this na my year o - na only Wrongturn go give me tough. If I no sign in those noobs make I no wetin cos am.

Peace.

ELYMAXiimus:
i said, "i'm guessing you did'nt know, but i've used it against geox in a brawl"

his reply shoulda been "oh, i did'nt know, if i had known i wouldnt have played it". Nd it'll end there!
Not all this one he's saying...

Make we dey try put our shoulders down abeg. Nobody is above mistake...

Bis wrote this in 2014 :

Ibime: When I rap and rumble/
I make stand-up niggas crash and
tumble/
Broke niggas better start acting
humble/
Claiming life's a 'bed of roses'. . .when
they 'sleeping on Mats'. . . like they
ain't a fan of Hummels!/

I wrote this in 2013 :

mikuz: We cant be compared . . ya life worth
no more than two cents/ you and ya
whole fam are ffucking useless/
cos while I crash in a nice and well
furnished dublex/
. . Y'll live in a self con . . and sleep on
'Mats' . . like Ignoring 'Hummels'!!/

I didn't tell Ibime that I have used it before. Why? Because I already know its just a mere coincedence.

You knew that the pun was a coincedence, why did you still quote it? Yeah, I know - You just want to sell yourself as a vet. That you are now ddope to the extent that ninjas now bite you. Quit this attitude of yours please.

Ema Prince shoulda quoted ThePrekky's verse saying he has used the Merseyside pun before. Lol . .

Wrongturn:
it's clash of ideas. E dey happen wella. Mikuz go like football too much that's why most of his punches come from soccer. so if he happens to meet someone like Darkrebel they may coincidentally use the same punchlines. Emaprince posted somethn similar from his battle doc with one other guy. Check it on ffr

I tire, Elymax come dey quote am like say na new thing.

I don see numerous wordplays I use that I later found in other people's verses but I just keep mute cos I know say na ordinary coincedence. I don't know why Max is making a fuss out of it.

ELYMAXiimus:
precision of language...
I never said you Bit!.... I said i have played that pun before! Check my brawl with him...

Nd it also depends on how y'all define biting on here, though.....

I asked a question which i expected you to reply but you did'nt...

I asked " is it okay to use a pun already used by someone else?"

i played "geo logical", you played "geo logical". What's the difference between the two?

I didn't answer it because you are not supposed to be asking that kinda question. I should expect that from a newbie.

I played 'Bis' against Ibime and U3 played 'Bis' against him too.
I played Mats Hummels and Ibime played it too. The reason why I did not accuse them of biting is your answer. Stop sounding like a noob.

ELYMAXiimus:
on point!!!

it pains me when i play a word nd someone comes outta no where to say, i bit it!!!

So to avoid this, i try as much as possible to aim specifically at my opponent.....
Though this atimes reduces the effect of ones punch.... But it's kyna safer......

So it pains you? Or are you not the same ninja who claimed I bit Geological from you?

Elymax of course, I'm in.


I call out Ksslib. 24 lines - we drop on Friday.

Darkrebel:
yeah ban me.....am not begging you not to....

I have called him out..for a rematch....and if I lose..I get banned for a month...but since he has declined..... then go ahead and ban...after all it was in our pact. ....

I was just kidding. So quit joking around and prove to us that you're better than Cooger and Charlie Clips!

coogar:
make una no ban darkrebel o
he provides the entertainment here......yeyenatu is another comedian. maybe we should let them spar.

where's teddyhitachi?

I must ban him. Let it teach him a lesson.

Wrongturn:
no need bro. You were not involved in the deal from the beginning

Ok good, oya go sign up for Kings' tourney sharp sharp

Wrongturn:
I have never posted any complete verse on ffr. I only exchanged friendly rebuttals with ckushy and some other textcees like that..i won't battle u now dude

So you insist he gets banned?

Darkrebel:
wrongturn I swear I underestimated you.....

let's brawl tomorrow again....

what do you say.?

This is your archilles' heel. You place your self higher than you actually are. I read a post where you said only Ibime and Cooger are better than you in Nairaland. You've taken losses against Krone, Teddy , Elymax and Wrongturn lately. That should tell you something. Change your attitude bro. Don't let pride ruin you. I read all what you said about me in 'Dope Modenine Barz' thread bro. I didn't bother to reply you cos you never see anything. You are good, but pride ll be your bane.

Wrongturn hailed my verse in FFR and you started attacking him for no reason. See where that has landed you.

Abduletudaye:
Oya..let's go there..

Go where?

Sign up here . . .

coogar:
that's the best decision you have ever made since your modship.

I dey pop the sign up thread now.

Wrongturn:
Yes lol! cos of my style abi?

I knew it, you dey mad wella!

coogar:
such as kim!

King tourney this year has been cancelled.

Wrongturn:
I'll like that too

You are a facebook battler right?

coogar:
keep it up, bro!
you blew my mind completely - and some people still want the old tired vets to participate in the tourney.......rubbish!

wrongturn & co should be allowed to fill up the quota. i want to see new talents not the ones we have seen & we are tired of seeing.

such as?

Wrongturn:
our agreement is that the loser gets banned o. I don't care if u cuss me

Ill like to see you battle Krone, FYh or Elymax.

Nice battle, Wrongturn came with pure fire same as Darkrebel but Wrong got my vote. His rhymes, personals and punches were too sick!

MVGT : Wrongturn

Guykhena Vs Darkrebel - make I pop the thread now!!

dj5naira:
I band his Indiana crew to Pitt. .like Brad Jones!/
I don't support their clique, . .its clone zone/
Everly be your shadow. .so you'll never walk alone!/
Pardoned Pope Paul. .I dragged John son along Glen!/
Taught his home club. .that his team need to learn!/
Spilled his Reds. .all over Anfield/
I unleashed secret tactics. .yet to be revealed/
Josè lyric. .away champion. .home ruler. .I Enrique!/
In this Weekly Top 40. .I Rick Dees!!/
I defend and grip first position, . .Im Pepe Reina!/
My chic, fashionista. .while you see me on Alberto suit. .Italian rockstar!/
No matter what this Dan yell, . .he can't whisper Agger!!/
Sandwich toast hes drivin' can't . .Jamie, cuz I held up his attack, . .England Carragher!/
Brave multi general. .I captain Gerrard!/
I spar too hot to Andy. .while she jingled noel and christmas Carroll!/
I spat a triple. .with double barrel/
The way Luis manhandled his balls. .he felt Suarez!/
I could spit Maxi. .still play like Rodriguez/
Flirt with Adam's eve. .slept with Charlie angels/
Lift her mini up . .sucked her twin Jabulani!/
My di ck drilled in. .her oil is overcoming!/
Plunged his corpse in submarine. .I left the Stewart Downing!/
I balance midfield,. lyrical Xavi, never flop like Aquilani/
I score goals like Shevy, the granny ain't got potential. .Pa checo!/
He pens with hand on pelvic region. .He Joe Cole!/
I stream more flow than Jordan, . .he could only wet pitch/
Scaled his bumps and jump ditch/
I'm his dad, and he, Hender son!/
Set my foot on cloud. .I made ski run/
I got Sebastian grenade lined around my Coates!/
I run the game than Dirk Kuyt, he only deck kite!/
I've grown tall beyond Crouch height/
He plans to Jay Jay? . .I'll be ready to Spearing tackle/
To shoot flame. .he had better lace boot and buckle!/
Drove my phantom hand into his soul and pulled out Lucas Leiva!/
I blaze Raheem hits. . then push Sterling bar!/

But the raggamuffin' fella still ban g archetypal like Danny Wilson/
The Nathan receive low ratings like Eccleston/
I screw Jack heavy duty. . then raid his father's crib to Rob in son!/
Amassing trophies. .to occupy Liverpool FC/
Outlined Peter fiction. . that Gulá sci/
Sipped St. Martin and invited R.Kelly/
Craig lyrics. .I rang his cops, . so he couldn't bell army/
I blend brand-new plays, . .to outweigh/
Niggas nod at the quick cross I sway!/
What I network airtel. . but he remain grounded like Škrtel/
I retire the Pep. .and bid him farewell/
I start team line-up. .he subs with Villyan reserve/
My caps. .infinity, . .but hes a teen . .Bijev!/
I raise forsetto blast heard over Meyserside/
Vent wrath home and away. .I don't mercy sides!/
Doni's gene. .Shelveys' heredity!/
Burst firing shot . .My game, a volley!/
I make VIP list. .he 3rd tier like Jon Flanagan/
Fine smooth abs, . .Incredible body division, I Hulk Hogan!/

@Bolded, Dj wrote that in 2012, ThePrekky and Ema Prince fought in 2013, they both bit Dj5naira.

ELYMAXiimus:
i'm guessing you didnt know, but i've already used that against him in a brawl..

btw.. This verse is very funny... That "ike n "uche face" line is very hillarious

Na wa o, so what's your point?

Smh . . . almost every nigga who battled Ibime has used 'Bis' against him. So? They bit each other right?

I once said 'I ll make Bis expire without being a blackberry user' - Now check his battle with U3, I should have said U3 bit me too.

Geoxpress:
Now, he replied. .tell captainflash, he's a fool. .bt mik is a great one/
For him to reply, tinking he's got great punss?/
No bullets, I'd jst come and 'eff M' lik I'm talking radio stations!/
Infact he'd tear race here, lik olympics/
Kill him and his biitch hopefuly. ./
Cus this is a 'warning' shot, bt mik never 'heed' to warnings so he's embracing the bullets 'Openly!!'/^
'Mik' had beta nt face me, I'm agressive!/
He better go John Cena in this brawl/
There's no settling of the scores. ./
For if mik tries 2 claim 'THE BIG SHOW'. . .I'd quickly send my comrades to terminate the paul!/
Now playing 'Xpress' lotta times? That's wack dude/
Even the fly over. .is wack 2!/
Don't get it twisted, cus those 3likes u got? Its nt cus ur verse was d0pe. .bt simply bcus the peeps like u!/^^
Now that's my typa punch, also limericks!/
in yrs 2 come u won't best my tactics/
Infact, I'm a 'DOUBLE YOU' so its no surprise when I 'X' u and ur crew. .now that's shiit!/^
That sick!
Some1 pls tell flash, fagg of mik 2 cum for the rescue/
Btw, mik would best who. .?/
Geo? Aint possible. .!
Cus if u are 2 compare me and 'MIK' y'all knw everything won't go gentle!/^
Cus I'm a beast. ./
With the lyrics I spit!
Even hades confirmed the shiit/
We could place real bets. ./
To see who wuld win @ the end!/
But y'all ffuckers shoulda read ur bible, and see that 'THE MIK' shall inherit the earth!/^^
Now that punch, dealt with him bad. ./
Left bruises 'n scars!. .
But let mik not try me, cus he has no fans. .bt the 1ns he has, av already failed 'KUZ' by skipping their class!/^^
He doesn't knw where he came from or arrived/
But these punches would be landing straight from tha back. ./
Y'all watch hw I'd be 'PARKING LOT's of blows. . Boom! Mik landed in the garage!/^
Now u getting tha fact?
You aren't better than me 1 bit/
The hypes. .u getting, better tell dem 2 stop it!/
Cus u are only ffucking urself up!
You are the man and also the raw biitch!!/

.
.

This ffool is a failure/ ya wack lines aint juicy or major/
. . I'm only replying that trash . . just to do you a favour!/

My raps rule like a mayor/ while ya rappings lack love/
. . even without wearing undies . . ya verses make me 'laugh my pants off'!/

You don't spit massive stanzas/ you need to practice harder/
. . before I have you facing 'Clips' . . like you engaged the battle rapper!/

Shameless pprick, no ones liking his flows/ hes never been bright with the quotes/
. . so if hes now trying ta 'put his best foot forward' . . Ill Dissect his toes!/

You're sstupid and callous/ my lines leave you clueless and anxious/
You getting smashed with rims . . when I bring'wheels in' . . like I'm introducing 'Palacious'!/

I blaze him in reprisals/ till I make him a disciple/ he ll never be graded with a title/
. . cos every ddick and Harry son this
'Geo sef' . . Jacob in the bible!/

I'm always in pole position/ while here here lacking hope or vision/
. . It won't be 'Fernando Alonso' or 'Sabastian' when they say this 'Vet ll' smoke this minion!/

You come faker than movie tricks/ and you best known for pulling ddicks/ niggas lay you better than building bricks/
. . this little effort has already finished him, he ll get ended for good . . If I 'do more' . . like 'Lulu Briggs'!/

The mugu dey crase/ I get dynamites, so he truly go race/ when I light two for him place/
. . plus he ll get blazed by a nigga called 'Ike' . . if he go look 'Uche' face!/

That useless verse was silly/ how can you truly best or beat me?/
. . cos they ll never call 'Geo logical' . . unless its a reference to the universe's history!/

His lame attempt to ffuck with a don/ ll see him get stunned with ma puns/
. . after I make him 'WEAR his HEART on his SLEEVE' you ll watch him scream 'at the TOP of his lungs'!/

. . at the touch of ma gun/ know that this clown is dead/
Cos Ill chop his head off moment I put my nose in his axis vertebra . . till I 'breathe down his neck'!/

'All my life' I've been looking to bundle this homo/ soon as I start dropping a solo/ and put a sword through his polo/
. . Ill have this beating split him in two . . till 'K C' start calling him 'Geo Geo'!/

I'm hotter than Modo/
If these punches 'fly over' then I ll pierce a knife in his throat/ cos no one place his typings in quotes/
. . so my weaponry ll leave'Xpress in bad shape' . . like Nigerian roads!/

Not been too vocal these days cos I've been busy in counters/ heaping the thousands/
. . so if Geo says 'M air less' . .
Ill hit him with a spanner raised to his face . . cos he ll surely See a tool' . . like I'm speaking of 'Sounders'!/

I trounce him in two ways/ make him 'fall' as I start pounding the rude ggay/
. . but you ll watch me beat him from 'Spring' till the 'SUMMER'SET . . like a 'COUNTY IN UK!/

Geo is a restive fella/ hes barely clever/ but I come polished with any verse I render/
. . Ask 'South Americans' or 'Italians'. . I'm known from NLto 'Vernice wella'!!/

They better tell this loafer/ that I sit on the damn throne ya/
. . Its not an European nation . .
But if he claims hes well ddoper/ Ill call a prince to give him 'Stephen treatment' . . and watch an 'Heir stone ya'!/

I'm a sickly 'Jam maker'/ bring terror like peeps in Al-Queda/
. . my torture haunts queens and leave 'Kings thin' . . but it isn't 'Jamaica'!/

My flame leave you charred and blighted/ you can't clash with nice vets/
. . Hungry nigga . . always spotted with him mates 'Sharing ham' . . like the chap who balled for Man united!/

Ya pennings are wrong/ you aren't best with the puns/
. . Fool, 'RIGOBERTS' fam coulda mmasturbated . . before you call it 'service of SONGS'!/

I blast ya jew men/ leave you gassed in the flanks like Robben/
. . and if Geo is a lawyer . . you ll see me invade his building a 'raise his CHAMBERS'
. . like I'm breeding 'CALUM'S CHILDREN'!/

Geophrey is a harmless negro/ his raps are zero/ if he owns a cyber cafe . . before the next football season . .
. . Ill attack it, steal his computers and
' transfer windows'!/

They begging me to stop the beating/ cos he now cut and bleeding/
. . In balling, he ll never see Top 100 . .
But I ball worldwide . .
even 'FC Porto' know I hold the top 'Spot in Lisbon'!/

So if the 'bird brain' monk starts testing King/ Ill tear his spleen/ after I shell his next of kin/
Made nigga . . I hold a 'bill' longer than that of a Pelican!/

So bite me and stutter/or maybe try me and suffer/ cos Ill waste the life of his father/
. . cos his one ffucked up negro . . Jamaica athletes know the 'Pa well' . . like hes 'Asafa!/

He shoulda for long gave up the spirit/ cos niggas pay to ddick the geek/
. . they ride fast on 'Xpress' like they tryna
break a speed limit!/

JigsawKillah:
It means they're not interested in rapping

In otherwords, Cooger is not interested in rapping.