₦airaland Forum

edoyad:
This one is a classic descendant of the Slave syndrome

Touche! Wise one. You're way too wise.
Your post has really helped lives.

#who you epp?

gigabyte13:
Statements by COLLINS ACHALUDA indeed, pls tell COLLINS that the prime minister of lceland and spain have both resigned based on panama issue but saraki is still sitting there, as if, it is his birthright.


Ask COLLINS if that is what is obtainable in the united state where he is? Bunch of baffoon sycophants

I told him bro.

He asked me to ask you this question:
"Why haven't the President resigned over his gross incompetence in safeguarding the lives of citizens from Fulani terrorists, and the petroleum minister too; over the incessant fuel scarcity plaguing the country..."

Typical Nigerian response, if you ask me. (Answering questions with question.)

edoyad:
Thanks to our friends at Nigeria News Channel on BBM I was able to get this. It's the picture of NLC chairman in Abuja , same man who wants to occupy senate over their purchase of Land cruisers.
Or can we say because his own is an earlier model, that makes him immune from being a hypocrite in this matter ?

I blame this post on lack of Wisdom.

How does one NLC-owned official car equate to 108 personal vehicles?

Nigerians can be so dumb...

Alokendra:
When I remember the way these people mocked Agatu people and Yoruba, every iota of sympathy I have for them disappears. Never in their life will they tag anyone has cowards again or mock any victims of similar predicament.

Karma, I hail ooooo

who your sympathy epp

Nice one, nice one.

Irresponsible mother.

fweshh:
my younger sisters waec, what course can she study
commerce: c8
crk: d7
economics: f9
government: c5
lit.in english: e8
english: c6
maths: c5
biology: c5
shes planning to sit for another waec but am against it, she should just go and read the course that matches her result,if theres any let me know, otherwise no choice but to take the next waec form.

Consider this man's advice.

Delphi:
She has got five credits required for admission into higher institution of learning. (English and maths inclusive!). That's good. Take the JAMB brochure and search for courses that her result qualifies for. Let her go for that. It's not actually what one studies that matters these days, but how good her graduating grade is. Let this not be a set back to her education. Good luck.

Find out what she is passionate about. Like they say, the question should not be "what do you want to become?" but "what impact do you want to make in the society?"
Don't mind these ol' folks making fun of her result. The result is okay.

The truth is this: we all have something that we're best in. Help her find it.

Cheers.

rusher14:
Not hating but I think we should concentrate on making one or two stroke engines from 100% locally fabricated materials.

What's the whole idea of designing the chassis of a vehicle from imported materials?

Beating metal sheets over assembled engine parts already in existence is for me not worthy technology.

Let us make simple motorcycles, wheels and pistons locally.
Ignitions, combustion engines and shock absorbers.

That is the technology.

I'm with you on this bro.

Where do we start

ezebunafo:
Jonathan’s latest remark is pregnant with meanings. It exposes the cunning subterfuge behind the reluctant handover of power on May 29, 2015. That handover was never meant to be and the ex-president had meticulously laid landmines on all paths that led to Aso Rock



Former Nigerian President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was recently quoted as saying that he had not yet finished with Nigeria.
The Muslim Rights Concern takes this statement with a pinch of salt. It is an expensive joke. Coming at a time when Nigeria faces fuel shortages and poor electricity output, the former president must have read the signs upside down.
Jonathan’s latest remark is pregnant with meanings. It exposes the cunning subterfuge behind the reluctant handover of power on May 29, 2015. That handover was never meant to be and the ex-president had meticulously laid landmines on all paths that led to Aso Rock.
A vivid example is the twilight appointments and sacks ordered by Jonathan on the eve of his exit from office. He was deliberately packing the civil service with his own loyalists in order to make things difficult for the incoming administration. Jonathan at the time was not thinking or building Nigeria. He was destroying his fatherland.
Another glaring instance is the refusal of the Jonathan administration to pay oil marketers thereby amassing debts for the incoming Buhari regime. Nigerians will recall that oil marketers refused to lift oil by the middle of May 2015. There were long queues at filling stations all over the country and a liter of petrol sold for as high as N300. It was a well-rehearsed maneuver to scuttle the incoming administration and a cruel parting gift.
This explains the recent fuel crisis and Jonathan’s statement which coincided with the fuel shortage was a coded message. But the wind has blown and we have seen the ruff of the hen. Nigerians are not fools. They remember ‘the evil that men do’.
Jonathan’s party, the People’s Democratic Party, supervised the destruction of the Nigerian economy for 16 years. They turned Nigeria into an orange, squeezed out all the juice and left nothing but the peel for the Buhari regime. That is why we are where we are today.
However, the new regime is picking the seeds and replanting them. Seeds do not grow into trees overnight. That is why Nigerians need to be patient with the Buhari administration. We just cannot afford to go back to those who wasted this generation. There is very little choice in rotten apples.
We disagree with those who ask President Muhammadu Buhari to abandon the war against corruption. We believe that this is a war that must be fought to a logical conclusion if we must save coming generation from ruination. The fight against corruption is a priority and it must be steadily prosecuted because corruption is at the root of all challenges facing Nigeria today.
What is killing the power sector? Why can’t Nigeria fix its roads? What is responsible for falling standards in education?  Why have our hospitals turned into public mortuaries? Why are Nigeria’s gallant security agents unable to nip crime in the bud? Why are Nigerian judges compromising on matters of principle? Why can’t the average Nigerian get three square meals per day?
It is all due to the cancer called corruption. Cancer destroys anything it touches. It also spreads fast and only a good surgeon will remove a cancerous tumour to save the rest of the body. Nigeria is bedridden with the cancer of corruption. Let the surgery operation continue otherwise total collapse of the anatomy will follow.
That is why we cannot consider the possibility of Jonathan’s return to mainstream Nigerian politics. This is a man under whom massive plundering of Nigeria’s economy took place and he did not bat an eyelid. What did Jonathan do despite loud outcries against former aviation minister’s scandalous purchase of bullet proof cars? What did he do about the fatal immigration recruitment exercise?
Jonathan’s reaction to the monumental kleptomania during his administration was to institutionalize corruption. He dined with drug barons, hobnobbed with ex-convicts and dashed out our national honours to bail-jumpers on a platter of gold.
He said stealing was not corruption. He followed up this preposterous statement by describing public officials as goats and the tax payers’ money as yam! He reportedly said “You cannot stop a goat from eating yam”. So the ‘impossible’ task of keeping a goat away from eating yam became Jonathan’s parable of corruption. Jonathan is an interesting study for political scientists.
It is just two days to the anniversary of the abduction of more than 200 Chibok girls. Those girls would have been found had Jonathan reacted early enough. The whole Northern Nigeria would have been history had Jonathan won a second term going by his lackadaisical attitude to the war on insurgency. Allowing $2.1 billion arms money to be frittered away during his administration is culpable treason.
How then can Jonathan be thinking of coming back for an unfinished business? Nigerians are chanting ‘Bring back our girls’! Jonathan and PDP are singing ‘Bring Back Corruption’! It is unacceptable. We reject any attempt to bring back corruption. We denounce Jonathan’s glorification of stealing and his trivialisation of kleptomania.
What is Jonathan coming back for? What did he do with Nigeria’s money when Nigeria was producing 2.4 million barrels per day and selling at $93.61 per barrel. He was making $224 million per day, $81billion per annum (a whopping N12.8 trillion). What did he do with that money? Where is Niger Bridge? Where are Ore-Benin and Lagos-Ibadan Expressways? How much of all that money did he save? So come back for what?
Let no one be under any illusion that corrupt public officials should be treated with kid gloves just to please saboteurs and bourgeoisie cabals. Islamic liberation theology rejects economic oppression. We will rather be free men in our graves than live as puppets and slaves. The fact remains that greedy people will never willingly let go one kobo from their massive loots unless ‘by fire by thunder’. Neither will there be any genuine moral reformation in this country unless thieves who plundered our common wealth are made scapegoats.
Nigeria’s current setbacks are temporary. It is corruption fighting back. Bad times do not last but strong men do. How do you shoot an arrow from a bow? Is it not by bending the bow backwards? We are simply bending back our bow to shoot the arrow. Nigeria is not finished. We are not finished except with looters and clueless leaders.
Not finished with Nigeria? We advise Jonathan to perish the dream. In what capacity is he coming back? To pick the annual million naira cutleries he forgot in Aso Rock or to finish the job of rocking the Rock? Not finished with Nigeria? This must be a joke and an expensive one at that. The truth is that if Jonathan thinks he has not finished with Nigeria, Nigeria is finished with Jonathan.
. Being a statement by Prof. Ishaq Akintola, the Director of the Muslim Rights Concern.


Jonathan’s statement that he’s not finished with Nigeria an expensive joke - MURIC -

http://theeagleonline.com.ng/jonathans-statement-that-hes-not-finished-with-nigeria-an-expensive-joke-muric

An ill conceived article created to divert attention.
I cannot be distracted from what's on ground now. The hardship now is so intense that I even dream of it, while I sleep.

RUBBISH!

This kine LIE fit turn pesin belle throughout the week.

How's this funny?!!!!

Drabeey:
I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for an angel, saint or miracle worker. So I never expected a miracle, I voted for change not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in a year so Nigerians let's be patient.......



Anyways...



DrabeeyWasHere


kristisking

People like you brought us to the level we are now. I keep saying this, a government that means business will sustain what it meets on ground before developing it but what do we have in Nigeria today, everything has crumbled, nothing is working. If PDP misrule is kept Nigeria where she was before APC took over, you can imagin what Nigeria will be in just five year's time going by the sudden hardship Nigerians face in less than a year APC took over.


Now, one thing you all fail to remember is ds.....
In Litetature, we are taught something which i wont forget so easily.....

When you've reached climax , that is when resolution is called for.
No one love what is happening, but what can we do now, regret we voted him? Or throw out the baby with the water..... no

If any logic Buhari and his crew are applying aint working.... why dont you come up with yours or support them than this incessant wailing....

We need to be patient, his administration isn't even a year old sef... why are we in a rush.
Most economies that depends on oil are also facing thses challenges..... and why are we oil dependant today.... Courtesy ..... pdp 16 yrs rule

Asebaje ni towun la n wi.... ese buburu tan, eku ara fu...


Hmmm!

I keep asking "what do these guys mean by 16 years misrule?"

I have never known better Nigeria, and I have never seen Nigeria WORSE than this in several aspects.

nyben4eva:
There are some rubber seals in some parts that tends to expand when they have contact with petrol,that's why it's advisable to wash with kerosene or ATF because they are less volatile.

In addition to its volatility, petrol has harmful effects to the environment. I believe that this reason is the major factor why people are advised not to use it. Countries with strict environmental laws due not permit their use.
It's evaporates fast releasing its CxHy content to the environment; one of the major environmental pollutants.
This is why Engine designers try as much as possible to reduce the amount of hydrocarbon, as well as other toxic gases emission from their engines to the atmosphere. Washing the parts with that same hydrocarbon defeats the aim.

You should have called 112

himkers:
Same Onitsha peeps that uses garden egg in an egg roll instead of egg.



Lalasticlala, pls come and see

Location: Abuja

yet this happened in Onitsha. You claim to have seen garden egg in an egg roll before, all seen by you alone all in ONITSHA.

Sensible people are watching you, smiling.

Jolllyjoy:
Hope his kids will be proud to see their dad in this kinda position when they grow up.

Or....

I hope he will be proud to see his kids in this kinda position when he gets older.

Nne ewu na-ata agba, umu ya ana ele ua anya n'onu.

It's unfortunate, the type of role models we have these days.

babyfaceafrica:
the baby will continue to torture her emotionally..it reminds her of a dark day in her life

I urge you to read this post: www.iamproudtobecatholic.com/2015/09/14/letter-from-a-pregnant-nun-who-was-raped/

It wont remind her of her dark past. Kids are beautiful gifts. If she accepts the child, he/she can even make her life change for better.

Frankiss44:
Easier said... I will never judge a lady that decides to abort a baby if she was raped..

Who said that it was not going to be hard? But hasn't life taught us that tbe easy way is not always the best way?

babyfaceafrica:
what if she was raped!!!

She should have the baby. It is not the baby that raped her. No matter how you look at it, the scar will be far worse if abortion becomes an alternative.
The Baby is innocent, and killing him/her is a bigger crime than rape.

7) Abortion is a CRIME against HUMANITY!

Reiyvinn:
Sex sex sex! That's the topic breaking through ethers of the romantic atmosphere across the globe.

In all ramifications, it can be drawn that the act of Sexual intercourse can indeed change a relationship for good; either to the right direction or otherwise.

The bond that Sex creates in relationships shouldn't be overlooked because even as it could strengthen relationships, it could keep you emotionally attached to the wrong person.

WAITING till after marriage for sex seems religiously appealing at all fronts, and to be honest with you it really is a beautiful thing to behold. However, let us not pretend to be unaware of the numerous disadvantages it holds. (few of which will be treated here)

Thus, before taking a "purity pledge" (i.e. No sex till marriage), let us be realistic at the following levels:

1.) Your Future Sexual Satisfaction is not guaranteed:

This is the major disadvantage of not having sex with your partner till after marriage.

It is true marriage isn't entirely about sex but we can't deny the fact that sexual intimacy makes up a huge part of marriages.

When you haven't had sex with your mate before walking down the aisle, your partner's sexual capability is entirely subjected to guess work which is really a huge risk and if your guess turns out wrong, it most often than not leads to.....

2.) Infidelity:

We're humans. It is in our nature to diversify when our long term investments yield a loss.

Oh yes, that's the word, it's a big loss! Imagine having spent two decades (or more) of your life waiting for your wedding night to have that long envisaged pleasure of intimacy only to be met with an ill-performing partner. It's a huge loss!

At this point, one party or both begin looking for alternative means to attain that long yearned satisfaction. At first, it starts with masturbating and porn addiction, and when it gets out of hand, infidelity sets in.

Body no be firewood you know.

3.) Risk of Impotence:

There's absolutely nothing worse than discovering that you've been entangled to a partner that'll never be able to procreate with you till death do you both part.

What a nightmare that is!

No wonder some people choose to get married only when the wife gets pregnant.

I even recall a neighbour back in Abuja who had an impotent husband. She had to have children with his relations and name them after him just to keep the marriage strong.

Some love strong sha!

4.) Sexual Chemistry:

Supposing everything goes fine and both partners are fit, capable and fertile, they will most definitely be one thing missing: Sexual Chemistry.

For couples who have had each other before walking down the aisle, pleasing each other won't really be difficult because they already know where ticks and how to get into each other's cloud nine. That's the understanding they took time to build. Mind you, everyone's different. That which works for Obi may piss Alhaji off.

It's really hard getting married to someone you don't fully understand and some situations come up where one partner wants MouthAction and the other detests it, or where one partner seeks to try out other positions and the other won't just get any of it.

These could lead to both insatisfaction and infidelity which aren't really good for a lifetime bond.

So, guys, that's it.

I'm not encouraging you to lose your "sexual purity", I'm rather highlighting the disadvantages of what you're getting yourself into and being real about it.

Please don't get me wrong, your purity pledge could come out as a tremendous success (which would be awesome) but assuming you find yourself in any of the situations stated above, know it's because of the decision you took.

Wish you well.

You're not encouraging us o, you just want to point out disadvantages. Dude if it was your sincere intention not to encourage sex before marriage, I tell you, you would have pointed out the advantages too.
So don't hide under that evil guise of neutrality to deceive people subtly.

You see, God created this world and handed us a manual on how things should be -The Holy Bible. Sex before marriage is evil and there is nothing to be gained from it. The consequences all those things you listed and much more.

ifyalways:
Mrs Obi taught me Maths at Ado girls.
@OP, no pictures of Ado girls and our husbands, St Charles

Awww... Good old days. Those 'em GTC boys has maimed our relationship though. Now, our boys are more into 'em Federal Girls.

ignis:
I really like Gov. Obiano. He is really working.
Also you hardly hear him condemn or attack any government.

But it marvels me how a sane person will always wear clothes with his pics on it. What's the logic behind that?

...but it marvels me how a sane person will chose the name of a gas cooker as a Nairaland handle. What's the logic behind that?

No hard feelings dear.

I guess we all have our peculiarities and SIMILARITIES

Boxer007:
Boo boo,my apologies. I know you are shy & I believe you ain't gay but could you be kind enough to twerk for me while I play Nikki Minaj anaconda? Once you twerk,I will then give you a hug. Boo boo,may we put this into action?

This guy's not gay. He's an American social scientist paid to spread gay'ism to Nigeria, by making it look like a socially acceptable behaviour.

prettystella:
I am so depressed. Just got a regret mail from a job test I wrote one month ago. Have waited for it and is just so annoying that it was a regret mail. This is the 6th regret mail I am getting since I started this job search that is job itself. What is really wrong. Despite my good grade from school. I am totally depressed. Can't eat anymore.

Personally, I do know how you feel. Believe in yourself. You are good enough too.
Most of us have got rejection emails too. A friend of mine who has sharp first class got the same, when another friend of mine, who she is far better than, with 2.1 got accepted.
Find out what went wrong restrategise, study up, prepare your mind (Enough prayer can help you do that) and have a very positive mindset. Do not be pessimistic.
Most of the companies use GMAT, GSE, etc. download them and practise as much as you can. It will give you a boost in your confidence (Trust me, six reject mails are enough to make it drop to minimum). It will prepare you as well for the test.
Remember, good grades are not enough. It can grant you access to the test/interview, everything else depends on your smartness, positive attitude and God.

Next time it should be Catholics urging protestants to honour Our Mother Mary like we do, not the other way round.
I wonder why we catholics have to always be on the defensive side.

An2elect2:
It is good to judge rightly.
But you have judged me wrongly when you said ,"don't judge"

I like you, An2elect2. You are smart and you seem to have a warm heart too.

witnezHD:
Catholics worship that ho.....

How dare you call her that?

I would have been moved to admonish you, but obviously you are far from christianity, very far.
And even İslam too. Muslims wouldn't even dare to call her that.

tpiander:
Plenty.

Most of them don't graduate with a first class though.

The 127 people that had first class in OAU last year must have entered with 390/400 and all As in WASSCE then...

Lets not bullsh¡t ourselves with craps. The young man is intelligent, and focused as well. Put him in OAU, FUTO, anywhere, he will still come out tops.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
U for come do all dis tinz for unilorin, if no be escape u go escape for 3rd class.

I'm sure that you didn't read that post at all.

Edwardhead:
[size=13pt]Private University? Come to OAU and do the same, thank me later[/size]

How many OAU undergraduate entered with 8 As and 1 B in WASSC and 301/400 in UTME