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KingRex1:
Mimzyy.. where are you?

So close to you...

# kitchen tips...
1. If you happen to over-salt a pot of soup, just
drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb
the excess salt.

2. When boiling eggs, add a pinch of salt to keep
the shells from cracking.

3. Never put citrus fruits(Oranges,Lemons, limes,
etc) or tomatoes in the fridge. The low
temperatures degrade the aroma and flavor of
these fruits.(That's why our tomatoes don't last
in the fridge)

4. To clean iron cookl-ware, don’t use detergents.
Just scrub them with salt and a clean, dry paper
towel.

5. When storing empty airtight containers, throw
in a pinch of salt to keep them from getting
stinky.

6. If you are making gravy(stew) and accidentally
burn it, just pour it into a clean pan and continue
cooking it. Add sugar a little at a time, tasting as
you go to avoid 'over-sugaring'it. The sugar will
cancel out the burned taste.

7. Burned a pot of rice? Just place a piece of
white bread on top of the rice for 5-10 minutes to
draw out the burned flavour. Be careful not to
scrape the burned pieces off of the bottom of the
pan when serving the rice.

8. Before you chop fresh red peppers, rub a little
vegetable oil into your hands and your skin won’t
absorb the spiciness.

9. If you aren’t sure how fresh your eggs are,
place them in about four inches of water. Eggs
that stay on the bottom are fresh. If only one end
tips up, the egg is less fresh and should be used
soon. If it floats, it’s past the fresh stage.

10. To banish ants from the kitchen, find out
where they are coming in and cover the hole with
petroleum jelly(Vaseline). Ants won’t trek through
the jelly. If they are coming under a door, draw a
line on the floor with chalk. The little bugs also
won’t cross a line of chalk.

11. Don’t store your bananas in a bunch or in a
fruit bowl with other fruits. Separate your
bananas and place each in a different location.
Bananas release gases which cause fruits
(including other bananas) to ripen quickly.
Separating them will keep them fresh longer.

12. To keep potatoes from budding in the bag,
put an apple in with them.

13. If you manage to have some leftover wine,
cocktail drinks at the end of the evening, freeze it
in ice cube trays for easy addition to sauces
(white wine works wonders in sauces, i don't joke
with them) in the future.

14. After boiling pasta or potatoes, cool the water
and use it to water your house plants. The water
contains nutrients that your plants will love.

15. When defrosting meat from the freezer, pour
some vinegar over it. Not only does it tenderize
the meat; it will also bring down the freezing
temperature of the meat and cause it to thaw
quicker. # Noteevery woman should have vinegar
in her kitchen.

16. Do you cry while peeling off onions, then try
this. After peeling off your onions, refrigerate the
onions for atleast 5minutes, then dice it. You will
be glad you did.

17. For aluminium pans that are looking dull, just
boil some apple peels in them. This will brighten
up the aluminum and make your house smell
yummy.

18. If your salt is becoming lumpy, put a few
grains of rice in with it to absorb excess
moisture.

19. Always keep an aloe vera plant in your
kitchen. It’s invaluable when you scrape your arm
or burn your finger. Just break off a leaf and rub
the gel from the inside on the injury.

20. When making a soup, sauce, that ends up too
fatty or greasy, drop in an ice cube. The ice will
attract the fat, which you can then scoop out.
This works wonders
21. To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever
was cooked in the oil previously, cook a 1/4″
piece of ginger in the oil. It will remove any
remaining flavors and odors.

22. If your milk always goes bad before you can
finish it, try adding a pinch of salt to the carton
when you first open it. It will stay fresh days
longer.

23. If two drinking glasses become stuck together
after stacking, it’s not impossible to unstick
them. Just put ice in the inner glass and dunk the
outer glass in warm water. The warm glass will
expand and the cold glass will contract, making
the glasses separate easily.

24. For splinters under the fingernail, soaking the
affected finger in a bowl of milk with a piece of
bread in it, it will help.

#COPIED

FTbomb:
but he fvcked her and discharged fluid abi?

With aaahhhhhhhh

This guy is shameless.

I missed that part in the original post where the op stated that his mum slapped his wife, do u mind quoting that part?

You just want to deliberately exaggerate the scenario to shove your point down the throat. . Go take some chill pill girl. You are already talking outta context. Your side jabs aint unnoticed, they are just too inconsequential to be given the much desired attention.

Buhbuhbuhbuhbyeee FELICIA

pocohantas:
I was expecting something like, what if your dad slaps your husband, that would have made more sense and painted a better reverse scenario.
My husband would prostrate, in his own house...then wait for me to beg my dad before coming to placate him. I like the sound of that.

I used slap for a reason, my reaction would be dependent on her action. I won't apologise after getting slapped, definitely not on my 'kneels'. My mum wouldn't come to my house to make issues and still expect some VIP treatment, that's why she is my mum...she should exercise some caution.

You also don't have to respond, but you will or you'll try so hard not to...yimu.

pocohantas:
In a bid to defend someone, you came out sounding silly.
This is a forum, we can quote anyone, anytime. There was nothing impolite about that comment, maybe sarcastic.


Don't get ideas dear. I get multiple orgasm when I see posts that makes women think they have to go out of their way to please inlaws, even when they did nothing wrong.
It has nothing to do with you, quite a coincidence that you somehow fall into that category.

It's knees, take corrections.

If your mum wrongs you, will you wait for her to apologize to you? (You don't have to respond)

Nobody said you should tolerate crap, but if you stop to throw stones at every barking dog, you will never get to your desired destination.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rbp.gif

Lawlahdey:
Where have you been?? It looks like you haven't been active on whatsapp too?

Chnaged my phone, please text your number.

I understand that you get multiple orgasms once you see mimzy on a thread, it is called an opinion for a reason. You are entitled to yours just as i am to mine. Kneels/knees, whatever , My message has been passed across.

pocohantas:
Exactly.
She should also prepare his mum's favourite food to avoid future trouble. What trouble could be worse than her interference in their home?

'Kneels' indeed.
Continue going on your knees till the day you raise up hand and close your eyes join. If the mother inlaw slapped her, she should go on her knees to apologise?
Tomorrow another slap and you keep kneeling.

This is what makes some mother inlaws feel untouchable.

Hi dear

Lawlahdey:
Hey mimzz.. Iyaff missed your posts

Beyedew, got your mention sis, I've been around, work has been hectic lately. How's the family? Much love, xoxoxoxo.

Regardless of who is right or wrong, your wife should go down on her kneels and apologize to your mother for peace sake. Telling your mum to leave out-rightly will send a wrong signal and brew more issues/hatred. Since your mum came on a visit, she's gonna leave eventually. You can placate your wife later.

There is no point holding on to someone that clearly wants to be free. Move on.

This is really cool. I look forward to striking a good deal here . Let the garage sale commence

Cute baby. Beautiful wife you have got there. Congratulations OP.

Nice. Seem like a glorified marketing job from the description...

Are you a student? If yes, go to Balogun market, buy affordable tops in different styles n sizes, do not buy too much jeans/trousers as those do not sell as fast as tops. Enter Dosunmu market(ask of the jewelry section), buy Romanian Jewelries at affordable prices. Take 'em to school and resell. Would have asked you to split the money into two and invest one half in the business to see how it goes but the money isn't so much.

This is funny

cc monsurufatai.

Check the leg room at the back.

makydee:
I'm kindda in a dilemma. I'll msg you soon.

Okie.

Bumbae1:
Long time hun *hugs* how are you oh missed u guy small

Missed you more dear. How have you been?

makydee:
Been a while, I saw you around here.

Busy days?

Yes dear, work has been hectic. Howdy?

makydee:
Mimzyy

Hun?

Bumbae1:
.

Le boo. Yayyyyyy

Nah. You misconstrued.

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Was gonna make a joke out of your post but after going through the op, i changed my mind...

Intrepid01:
Lol.....Madam you can answer that for me naa....afterall we've met once....

The point is, a "supposed defect " does not make anyone less of a human being or unworthy of happiness.

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Intrepid01:
All a woman needs in a marriage is PEACE!!!!....any man that you're sure would give you that, shouldn't be taken for a joke. So limping has become a life threatening issue baa...

Please help me ask your mum; WHAT IF SHE HAS A SON THAT LIMPS, would she pray he get married or not?

Very well said!

JeffreyJamez:
If someone as seemly educated as you are is involved in a scheme like this then I need to speed up my Visa processing because there is truly no hope for Nigeria.

Good luck with your PH and GH

Makes sense too..

Acidosis:
6 months is too short to replace a cheating girlfriend.


It is not about the society; you are the society, your mind and conscience should tell you that replacing a late wife within that short timeframe is wrong. In 6 months, some people are still yet to recover from their debts, wedding expenses, honey moon, etc. Some are still making attempts to send 'thank you' text messages to their guests. In fact, I am sure about the fact that some presents and gifts you received on your wedding day haven't been touched.

No need condemning the opinion of the society when you have a conscience and a heart. Back to my first statement, I won't replace a cheating or erring girlfriend in 6 months, let alone a late and dearest spouse.

This is the time everyone (both families) would make attempts to see that your child survives. Whether you like it or not, you can't 'damn' your family, the society. No one here would say that to their in-law and parents, we are all part of the society, I am the society, I will judge you. You are the society, your conscience will judge you. The next woman you're going for is the society, she'll most certainly not agree to marry you within that timeframe. Many ladies here won't marry a man with that spec, they are part of the society.

You paid dowry to the society 6 months ago, you will still pay another to the society and whatever they say stands. You can't damn their opinion.

If you have a mother and a mother in-law, I am so certain they will be more than willing to take care of your child. Never you assume a strange woman somewhere will love that baby more than your parents; or even accept to marry you because of your late spouse or your baby... such happens often in Nollywood, but rarely in the real world.

Give yourself time.

I agree.

thorpido:
6 months is too early,not because of what the society feels or that he must have been cheating while the wife was sick but because his mind might still be hazy.
Trying to marry another woman quickly just to fill up the void might be a big mistake.The lady might be a wrong choice.
If it's about getting someone to care for the baby,the paternal MIL or maternal MIL can handle that.

Are we even sure that she is truly dead?

angels09:
sweetie what's going on? are you benzing now?

Wana give it a shot. BONJOUR.

sammotos:
GOING SOON

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