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FamilyRe: Is This The Reason Why Married Men Cheat? by Mimzyy(f): 3:12am On Jan 06, 2017
Whether they opt for cesarean section or not, a vagina will naturally loose it's elasticity as a woman gets older owing to hormonal imbalance as a result of oestrogen deficiency.

When a lady gives birth, after few weeks, the vagina will naturally contract significantly although it might not be as tight as it was prior to delivery. Kegel exercises helps a lot to keep the veejay in shape and it can be done anywhere, anytime. I have seen one or two women who personally told me that penetration was difficult for the very first time that they wanted to have sex after childbirth cos the veejay was SO TIGHT (speaking typing from personal and borrowed experience).

Except the man married a borehole to begin with, then we cannot really pin childbirth as the culprit.

There is no justification for cheating, a man who wants to cheat will cheat on his woman even if her veejay is as tight as a tick.
BusinessRe: Nairalanders, Beware Of This Scammer, David Ojo by Mimzyy(f):
Smh, cc monsurufatai
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Mimzyy(f): 9:27pm On Jan 05, 2017
I see...

NinjaX:
Thought you know. Anyway I'm the one who created a thread some time in the past titled "why you should never trust a nairalander".

Erm just want to say I was only being mischievous and never meant the things I said.

Happy New Year though.
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Mimzyy(f): 8:35pm On Jan 05, 2017
NinjaX:
I thought you would not reply. Guess I was wrong. So you do not hate me despite all I did?
Who are you? I'm too busy loving those who love me. There's no room in my heart for hatred.
AutosRe: Fix Your Car Seat And Cracked Dashboard @ Largeman Furniture by Mimzyy(f): 3:15pm On Jan 05, 2017
largeman4u:
IG:largeman_motors
Where is your location?
RomanceRe: Countdown To February 14th Nairalanders Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 2:50pm On Jan 05, 2017
TrapQueen77:
U shud join Girl.. grin

This party must be pretty awesome...more classy and formal.. wink

If u don't have a date... I can find for u grin
Smellinganus I guess?lol. That's predictable. cheesy
RomanceRe: Countdown To February 14th Nairalanders Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 2:30pm On Jan 05, 2017
PabloOmoEscobar:
I sure will turn up. I won't miss it this time around.


Bottles must flow cheesy
grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Mimzyy(f): 2:23pm On Jan 05, 2017
NinjaX:
Hi Mimzyy cheesy
Uhmmm Hello.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by Mimzyy(op): 10:31pm On Jan 04, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
You've got a very colourful fan base,that's for sure. grin
My day was totally uneventful..... didn't step a foot outside the house all day.
enjoying the last few days of this short break the best way I can.
How has the holiday been treating you,dear?
We bless God. Have a good night hun. Sleep well.
RomanceRe: #willyoudie Tag And Question by Mimzyy(f): 10:30pm On Jan 04, 2017
OBTSubtle:
cheesy


Mimzyy if you sent me a love text, #willyoudie?
Alhaji soft, if I reply you text with a kiss emoji, #willyoudie? tongue
RomanceRe: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment by Mimzyy(f): 9:03pm On Jan 04, 2017
grin

Unique23:
Walked pass group of guys sitting, was actually pressing fone dah moment, d way guys do na, ah just hissed nd passed only 4 me to hit my head again an innocent pole , how I branched to dah direction, ah dnt know, was so embarrassed when I heard them laughed saying "shebi we call you, u dey use us do shakara" chai dah day ehn
RomanceRe: Mimzyy's Tooth Removed In My Mouth by Mimzyy(f): 8:47pm On Jan 04, 2017
menstrualpad:
Remember mimzyy? I kissed her this evening and her upper front tooth removed in my mouth... what do I do? She's crying that I swallowed it... unknowingly....help a broda
You should be more worried bout how to get that tooth out of your tummy grin.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by Mimzyy(op): 8:33pm On Jan 04, 2017
Iamlegend1 grin. Don't mind those guys.

Didn't wana reply you on that thread.

How was your day btw?
RomanceRe: Countdown To February 14th Nairalanders Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 1:53pm On Jan 04, 2017
Creamish:
Hi luv.. Im good. U? Kilon shele?
Nothing much. Just passing by and decided to holla.
RomanceRe: Countdown To February 14th Nairalanders Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 10:36am On Jan 04, 2017
Creamish:
If this is meant to give a fair chance to all NLERs, Il suggest a dinner date cos its a workday (Tuesday). It's not a public holiday.


#JustSaying..
Hey sisto, howdy wink
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 9:41am On Jan 04, 2017
GaggleNSwallow:
Don't worry, sweedie. I'm traveling to my village next week and I'll bring you fresh, unadulterated palmi when I come back. wink
Yippeeeee!!
RomanceRe: A Critical Analysis Of The Nairaland Beach Party 2017 by Mimzyy(f): 9:09am On Jan 04, 2017
dacblogger:
I just thank God that I didn't attend the beach party, I wld ve been looking very diff from the rest..they tried tho
No offence but what makes you different?
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 9:02am On Jan 04, 2017
GaggleNSwallow:
You mean new year palm wine? grin
Hope you know it's Ft sha? tongue
Yes na. I know you're the one. Good morning.

Yh the new year palm wine you promised. sad
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 10:08pm On Jan 03, 2017
GaggleNSwallow:
You're a darling! kiss
I might persuade you to join us next time.
Lolzzz. kiss Where's my palm wine btw? angry
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by Mimzyy(f): 8:33pm On Jan 03, 2017
Vizkiz and the rest of the organizers, kudos to you guys. Ain't easy planning a get together. Thumbs up.
FamilyRe: Who Do You Obey? (for The Girls) by Mimzyy(f): 10:16am On Jan 03, 2017
Caught in the middle.
CelebritiesRe: Makeup Free Rita Dominic In Swimsuit by Mimzyy(f): 7:54pm On Jan 02, 2017
This ain't make up free.
Car TalkRe: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:32pm On Jan 02, 2017
x240:
mimzzy.

Been driving for quite a while and i have never been given a single space to change lanes by a woman. They are the ones that once the see you turn the signal on would rush to fill the space and block you.

i no kukuma dey argue with them . i just drive and move on. Highest na 10 minutes difference.
Lolz. Maybe there's something about your face that irks them grin. Kidding .
FamilyRe: I Need Help On How To Handle A Child At Their Destructive Age by Mimzyy(f): 5:42pm On Jan 02, 2017
Truesapiosexual:
@Mimzyy I can't wait for that phase to pass it's really exhausting. Yes she has started school but over here creche is just for 2 hours, she is back home even before I rest
Ok. I do not know the norm in the place where you are based but 2years is ok to start school. Mine started last term and second term will commence on the 9th. Mixing with other children will also help 'em expend the energy.

Within the twinkle of an eye, they will become teens, enjoy their 'teenagehood' while it lasts.

The joys of motherhood...
RomanceRe: Two Sisters Fight On Facebook. by Mimzyy(f): 5:27pm On Jan 02, 2017
Two things are involved...

Money or Boyfriend...

The latter seems most likely.
FamilyRe: I Need Help On How To Handle A Child At Their Destructive Age by Mimzyy(f): 1:30pm On Jan 02, 2017
My LO is about the same age too and like the poster above me has said, try to create a play space for her. While that is not gonna stop her from ransacking the house, it will at least keep her busy most of the time. If you have an iPad or any kind of tab, download toddler developmental apps/games and let her have it.

Has she started school?

It's a phase, it's definitely gonna pass as they grow older.
RomanceRe: Is't Possible To Leave In Same Room With Your Sister Without Been Tempt by Mimzyy(f): 11:52am On Jan 02, 2017
prettythicksme:
Lol,no big deal.I do UnCloth infront of my brothers and they will b like ur breast don dey big oo.Infact i go remove my pad put am for their nose to smell i swear.All na fun. grin grin
Eeewwwwwwwwwww.
FamilyRe: 30-yr-old Man Picks 2 Wives On New Year’s Eve by Mimzyy(f): 9:52am On Jan 02, 2017
Only in Hausa land...
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by Mimzyy(op): 8:30am On Jan 02, 2017
Do you mind?
RomanceRe: Help Mimzzy Saw My Thing And Fainted by Mimzyy(f): 10:11pm On Jan 01, 2017
shyling:
It must be a certain juju a very potent version of it... See and fail. I think mimzyy is the daughter of a powerful dibia
Like 2face Idibia tongue

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