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KevinDein:
Lies

Men don't usually have problem with their fathers in law (not that they become best of buddies) because men on average hardly have the time to intrude in other people's business.

Ishilove:
Wow! Beremx, isn't this the baby you had last month?

They grow so fast

He even copied the way you pose when checking the choke and fuel tap

Creamish:
https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/24/24dcd8d0913f7bc00256f0e0cb0ec19a8dd51246ae998d9b76f88a99fc3d9257.jpg

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]I've been good too. [/color]

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]hey! Been awhile, howdy?[/color]

adaksbullet:
bebi oku

Kazrem:
Thank you all for your moral, spiritual and financial support. She had been buried yesterday. May Allah (God) forgive her known and unknown sins and grant her best paradise. Thank you all.

mhisbliss:
dont mind me joor, i dont rant in real life

mhisbliss:
you just shot yourself in the leg, the worst humiliation ever

You viewed the first thread where you was busted many times, around 9am,yet you're just waking up from sleep, so your iPhone 7 which is older than the first iPhone 7 produced can now view nairaland on its own

The picture of your account balance yesterday is the same as the one on playstore down to the very last digit, big coincidence

Your proof today which is fake btw is different, so you spent from the money whilst you were sleeping or access bank reduced it on thier own

Your statement of account is very fake, i use access bank and I've requested for soa twice and it contains all my transactions including little withdrawals and deposits i made, are you telling me that all that fictional money came in at once?

Even if it did, why is it that theres no record of the discrepancy in your soa and your Screenshot yesterday, or the withdrawal was invincible, the app doesn't show your soa but it shows your account bal, you can just log in and Screenshot it, the time is 2.23pm so it'll show on your notification bar on your cellphone screen

Hoe did you make the millions when you wake up at noon everyday, gamble and smoke weed

You didn't try to debunk the allegations all this while because you're busy fabricating another lie

And lastly i can design that made up proof of payment, its too amateur

Dyt:
Your msgs not delivering

It's out

dominique:
Which brand of sanitary pads go for N500? The one that is gold plated or the one that is diamond encrusted? Last time I priced, ladycare pad was 200 while always was around 250. Why the exaggeration now?

Lady39:
Interesting question....I actually did that before. But then again, he wasn't who God ordained for me.I had "0" trust & was always suspicious. It about drove me crazy...Get in a relationship that isn't of God...& it will cause u to do things u never thought u would do. Now that's not to say that I wouldn't do some research on a potential future partner. That's one of the reasons for courtship. But I don't expect to have to hire a Private Investigator though...when he truly is from God (& one has prayed & fasted fervently)...then there are some things should be canceled out...
Just my 10 cents...

kaboninc:
Please complete your story.. .i beg you in the name of whatever it is you love.. .

Biko.. .ejoor..juss complete it

Caseless:
so you had to tell us how the baby cheeks look like.

kaboninc:
Jealous of her chubby cheeks...

Coman kellect it naa

Caseless:
smh!

megareal:
Start now , before 'future' comes, you would have been so versatile that you can do it during s3x, , it doubles the pleasure for both partners. (Don't say I told you o)

Kushpapi:
not common... Just among those you've encountered. I know some who don't even give a rat's ass about a guy because of what they experienced.

megareal:
There are some native ways to tighten the vag after delivery. Reason why most mothers from my state insist on village omugwo.

My cousin's wife had that problem after delivering her first child. Her Hubby discovered she was wider and sent her back to her mother to help. The mother got hold of a local midwife and the therapy began. She went back fresh as new.

For the oyibo own, Kegels performs wonders but you have to start during pregnacy and continue after. The exercise shd be done as many times as possible in a day. If practiced correctly, it helps ma ke things tight.

Btw,Some men will always find reasons to complain and cheat. The thank you most women get for childbirth is cheating. SMH.

Chaiomsy:
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I took a cab going to work one day, as soon as I got in I knew I was in for it.

The cabbie first of all introduced himself and I remembered thinking, what is my business with your name?

Next thing, how long have you been in this job? I told him. Next question; where are you from? I told him.

Then this one; are you married? No answer. I brought out my phone and started scrolling through.

After 5 minutes, just 5 minutes! he started talking about his landlord (like I care). There was a heavy traffic on Ikorodu road.

I hated myself that day, because I was having menstrual cramps and being tortured by a cabbie that won’t stop talking!

From the corner of my eyes, I could see him staring at me like he would pounce on me at any minute.

Then all of a sudden; do you know you are pretty? I felt hot blood rushing down my face. I almost told him to shut up and drive!

Why in God’s name would he compliment me? oh my gosh, this was too much for me to handle.

I reached inside my bag and brought out my earpiece, tuned to my favorite radio station and started clapping and nodding my head.

He carried on talking, I couldn’t believe it. By this time we were at CMS, I couldn’t take it any longer. I told him to stop that I needed to use the ATM machine.

I jumped down like I was thrown out of the cab and crossed to the other side of the road and continued walking without looking back!