₦airaland Forum

naptu2:
https://www.independent.ng/dan-foster-allegedly-dies-of-covid-19/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

What a shock!

Undissputed:
This is the kind of $tupid mentality many Nigerians have. For you to leave your family and friends and go take a loan from a loan shark, then you should be ready to bear the burden. Even though the world is at a standstil at this time and you are being hassled by the loan companies, that doesn't give some of you the right to say that you wouldn't pay back because the company is harassing you. If you don't want to be harassed, then don't apply for a loan from these loan sharks. Look to your family, friends, church, mosque or local cooperative societies. Just don't be broke and silly at the same time.

Serious something.
Something like that sha.

They should kukuma make cut off 16/200.
Even an olodo knows anything below 50% is not acceptable.

Mustiboy:
You need natural remedies:

1. To start with, stay away from sex— be it self-service or with the opposite gender.

2. Don't get into a fight that may result to you losing blood; only fight hand-to-hand.

3. Don't pick on your pimples; the blood lost while doing so counts too.

4. Apply powder or cottonwool on any wound opening to prevent blood from coming out.

5. Pray and fast about it; be elaborate when praying; tell God exactly what you need and don't beat around the bush.

6. Tell your Mother about it.

7. Look for money and travel abroad to enjoy your life.


Sorry that you're going through all these, brethren. May you get healed.

Bro, shocked at this. Quite unlike you.

ChybuzzDD:
Yea, even with the poorer healthcare system compared to those of developed countries as a result of poor funding, surgeries far more complex than such a simple one as haemorrhoidectomy are still been done in them.
Doesn't it sound crazy talking about travelling out for a haemorrhoidectomy?
There are also good private hospitals in Nigeria where the surgery can be done.

For correction, surgery is not a last option for a haemorrhoid that has gone beyond the first stage/degree, or one complicated by excessive bleeding. It is the first and only reliable option.

It actually does, that seem to be where we find ourselves.
Even the private hospitals that appear to "stand out", sometimes you have to be lucky, experience tells.

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VirginFinder:
Have you used regular septrin?

What about it, isn't it a cough/catarrh medication?

ChybuzzDD:
Why are people suffering for years for simple things that can be resolved surgically??
Is it due to lack of money, hospitals/surgeons or plain ignorance?
Nigerians health matter de tire me!

Now, you'll create enough rooms for these crooks to prescribe and sell all manner of "super-power" concoctions to you.

No longer news Nigerian health system is messed up big time. No thanks to the how our affairs are run by even those at the helm.
Beside fact that surgery is a last resort, our hospitals function in a way that they can actually make such issue further complicated.
It you have such serious health issue here in naija and you don't have the means to address it properly, including traveling out if need be, you are done for.

MaestroJosh:
Nairalanders, I need your help on chronic pile I've been suffering for the past 7 years which has caused me great pain and lot of blood lost(till present).

I've been to different hospitals, used different drugs prescribed but i still didn't see any changes. I've taken it upon myself to seek out for help here on ways to cure it medically, and traditionally.

Please your minute impute is welcomed.

*Please, don't skip this*

Dearie, so many have given good advice.
To add, you really need to make determined efforts at resolving this, no shortcuts.
*Be more mindful of what you eat.
*You should always eat with too much vegetables especially "green", ewedu leaf and waterleaf (they will make your stool to come out very soft), thereby reducing chance to make it hurt the wound.
*Also you should always drink a lot of water to keep your body always hydrated and keep the stool soft, and easy to pass without much efforts.
*Avoid exerting force while passing stool by straining as this would stress the area and make it difficult to heal.
*If your daily practices/routines are right, you will see the wound begin to heal, and you should notice if.
*Avoid heavy foods such as yam, garri, etc like someone here advised, this will help your digestive system work less and heal more.
*Learn to be attentive to details if you are not already doing so as this will help you exit this state of health in good time, for example you should be able to observe what you ate/did at anytime which gave you positive result/relief.
*Note that your body will always let you know and you will notice it anytime you do what is good what is good for your system.
*If you are into things like smoking, alcohol and co, you should quit immediately (they are common culprits most of the time for issues like this).
Cheers.

Ghostmode2two:
The truth is when I was growing up, my mother used sex to scare me so much. That it was for only married people and adult. She told me if little kids ever do that thing, the end result is death so I was very scared of anything sex even porn was never in my mind as I don't want to die then. One major problem with youths and teenagers of today is the exposure to internet. I still blame the internet for easy access to pornographic materials.

It's a choice the world made, to be this dirty.
And we have not even seen the worst of it, where all this madness is leading to.
Not just the net, adverts, TV, music videos, everywhere sex and nudity is promoted without restraint whatsoever.

Crystalom3:
Hello Everyone

I have a little problem and it's really killing me.

As almost is a custom in our house, you don't get a phone until you're out of secondary school.

Lately, my little sister has been begging me for my phone to use. Sometimes for Facebook, sometimes for assignments or just browsing and stuffs.

But the problem is, she's always searching for porn. She's 17 now. I don't know if it's out of curiosity or if she's addicted to it.

Everytime I get my phone from her and I check the browser history, I'll see Google search for 'porn' 'pornography' and then website clicks.

She also searches for lesbian porns with many click through.

I don't know if she's just curious or if I should be concerned. I've stopped giving her my phone even though she do ask for it sometimes.

I've thought about talking to her but I really don't know where to start or how. We lost both of our parents already and are staying with my uncle and his wife and I don't really want to talk to the wife about this.

Please any advice?

Someone, preferably a woman needs to talk to, and enlighten her.
You cannot run away from a form of intervention else she might make a big mistake you will regret.
Plan for the counselling, even if not your uncle's wife, a matured well informed woman who understands and can talk sense into her.
Goodluck.

GAZZUZZ:

you contact me, send description of vehicle, send advert link.

I charge between 20-40k per vehicle depending on location of vehicle and type of vehicle.

I contact seller and go on my own.

I inspect and send you a report.

I do not dabble into the price of a vehicle.

I do not dabble into paper work

I advice on mechanical, and electrical integrity of vehicle.

Baba has spoken.
Fair and square.

This is how it should be done.
Such a heavy allegation should attract such kind of reaction.

profstar:
You are a fool, apologies for that though

You really funny sha.
You first insult him, then apologise after.

No doubt Nigeria is capable, but your regime is more than Incapable otherwise you should have long done the needful. Shameful to see you are same as, if not even worse than the regime you fought so hard to replace and always blame, only to step in and expose your emptiness and cluelessness as we watch you shamelessly take hypocrisy, favoritism, ...... to the next level.

ITbomb:
If NIMC (National ID) had done their work, these wouldn't happen.

In most other countries, any body can be stopped at random for identification.
Imagine unknown faces coming to preach then turned to killing in Borno

NIMC did their job the way the government wants them to. If they didn't do it to government's taste, what did govt then do to address it? It's garbage in garbage out.

bobluck:
Who goes into peace deal with bandits? Am trying to understand it, but is not making sense. Buhari and his cohorts have failed to discharge what they promised. I guess we all are in a deep shit.
We will keep hoping for a better Nigeria.

You can't be guessing, we already in deep shit.

I Have Failed My People - Governor Aminu Masari
A statement of truth, unlike everyday hypocritical leaders and followers will claim.

chatinent:
Fans feel offended to use the word 'fake' hence they choose 'scripted.' Ever watched an action movie and all those sidekicking and gunshots? Scripted right? It's same with Wrestling. Forget the 'professional' tag; the owner always determines who wins and what's best for business. If a bad guy wins much, it bores the crowd; if good guys win too much, it bores the crowd. The owner balances everything with the 'payperviews' and what brings money. Say simply that they are just trained to act well.

Very funny sha.

Eulalia:
So what are you trying to say? That men are dogs that cannot control their sexual urge hence the need to get satisfaction from anywhere? SMH.

You people are beginning to make it sound like sex is all there is to marriage.

Repugnant!

Exactly what many of these think.
I wonder the place of shared feelings and emotions in such homes that the hyper-sexually active man cannot understand when his wife is down and why she is down and not wanting sex.

bezimo:
Stop been stupidly delusional..that doesn't count..if she goes to the police..the police will ask..who is he again..then she will say her husband.They will either laugh at her or walk her away because the law doesn't recognize such..After which on her return home..I hope the husband divorces her stupid ass or send her back to her father's house..since she has failed F9 in her conjugal duties..Rubbish

That is what a typical untrained Nigerian police will do. But those well informed know the possibilities and will do better than that.

Kizzygentle:
Exactly what I said and some guys were attacking me. It's called domestic violence. When u forcefully have sex with your wife when not in d mood, U are domestically abusing her which I believe should be stated in d law. Guys stop Misinforming or encouraging husbands to forcefully have sex with their wives. It also damages marriage and causes infidelity. This acts makes d wife to automatically hate d husband and find solace in d hands of another man.
Like d 1st comment said. If you can't hold your konji, shalaye outside instead of raping. My 1 cent.

Please help me tell them.
The fact that sex is sweet does not mean people cannot have a genuine reason not to want it at some point in time. Doing it when the body of the woman is not welcoming can lead to fatal outcomes. A true man should be able to understand his woman's feelings, and bring her to the right state for sex.

Dasuks:
The meat seller is a mediocre illiterate. Buhari's govt makes as much money as GEJ's govt save for 2012 and 2013 where the boom engendered a huge spike in earnings.

Buhari is making 50 billion usd per year on average. Not even OBJ saw that kind of money, even adjusted for inflation.

The zombie loonies dont read industry reports, opec reports, cbn publications etc. It's all rhetoric and symbolism. And that very gayish "darling daddy" talk, for someone who shares no avuncular links to u. What about the man's actual father and uncle, what does he call them?.... all around weird people man.

Buhari and his service chiefs did a 1 billion usd special withdrawal from the ECA in 2018? I mean that's extra budgetary and still cannot beat boko ?

Chad's budget isnt even up to 500 million usd and boko have been displaced from most of all the lake chad islands..... meanwhile they wax stronger in the mandara region and sambisa.

At this point Buhari's aloofness is mad ridiculous. Even to the point of turning the aso rock into some kind of bizaree BBN spectacle. And 3 more years sha.... no wahala... ppl wey vote am suppose to dey enjoy him govt lol.

Well said my dear.

Getting more interesting.
There's definitely something wrong and fishy with those at the helms of affairs with respect to this.

Kobojunkie:
Of coursei don't agree!

How can i agree when i made it clear that we all should endeavour to know the truth here on this side before it is too late?
Religion is man-made and man's domain is in the land of the living. So whatever your religious belief, you are best getting everything squared out and ready while you live.

If you do not have the guarantee that you will cross over while you are alive, what makes you think it will happen in the way you expect, after you are dead?

If you do not have a valid visa ready before you die, what makes you think you can get one after you are dead?

Please re-read the previous post again!

Badass oldie!
Been a long time.

Ibunkun1:
It's very easy to judge a man based on what you've heard about him.
The Church was birthed through him, but it's of Christ. No Man can say the church is his and besides he has reiterated times without number that the vision is beyond him.
And Yes's he's a willing vessel because if he hadn't yielded to the call this vision wouldn't have been brought to Life.

In same vein he should be more than willing to clear up stench of rape allegations dangling on his neck, it's easier to convince everyone that way, that he is truly a willing vessel. Aren't you baffled, even a simple Google search on "COZA" returns results on the rape allegations?

Ibunkun1:
It's not Fatoyinbo's Church. It's God's church, it's the body of Christ.
He's a willing channel through which the vision was birthed.
Thank you

Many are surprised he is an unwilling channel for the secrecy on immorality/rape allegations hanging on his neck to be cleared.
Puts a huge question mark on how willing a channel he is for such Godly visions.

Righteousness89:
Pls in all you Do , always Remember;

Preparation for Eternity is most important!

Eternity is a Personal Race! So Ensure you have a Personal Relationship with JESUS CHRIST

Do not be carried away by non-essentials! There are so many things all round to distract us!

This World is nothing but a Rehearsal for the Main life which is Forever and Ever..

Very true, glamorous non-essentials in deed.

Soaring crime rates, another symptom of a dysfunctional society.

tot:
Honestly. Very hard to feel any empathy for them to be honest. Bunch of wicked leaders, no empathy for the people they lead.

Well said. Africa and bad leadership are best of friends, any day any time. They never feel like they owe you anything.

One4me:
Sad that some of you dont reason at all, before commenting! very shameful.
Were they just "standing in the way of Soldiers" of where they carrying out the instruction of the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces?
Anyway,, this sort of nonsense happens where the C-in-C is a vegetable and the COAS is corrupt otherwise, l can see the COAS of any other country turninig a blind eye to the disobedience of the instructions of his C-in-C by some moronic Soldiers.

The Governor, if he is worth his salt, should demand and ensure that all the soldeirs involved, given Oderly Room trial, summarily dismissed, prosecuted and jailed.
And to think that these criminals in Army Uniform used their foolishness to terminate the life of another federal law enforcement (Police) officer!
Honestly, Buhari has destroyed this country beyond repair, with the useless and corrupt people he often put incharge of serious business.

I tell you.

sammyranking:
Nigeria is a joke

Better put, Nigerians are a joke.

13 billion naira for pest control?
The brazen way these guys go about these unimaginables, proud to completely erases every doubt what they are about. Those fooled into putting their trust in them have got themselves to blame.