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MostIncredibleDFirst: That is a very dumb question. Go to google to download the simple instruction contained in the user's manual for windows 8 -- (that is, if you did not buy a brand new system dat came with d user's manual). The instructions contained there are very simple to understand. In d control panel, u can eliminate d windows 8 start-screen if those tiles are also giving u some headache. Your system will thereafter always take u straight to desktop after booting, rather than d start-screen.

You see what am saying? I think you are only a geek. Now i'll try you with this question:

You are a CEO of a non-technical organization. You have 50,000 employees, 30,000 use computers for their business processes, you have outsourced your IT infrastructure to an IT company.

Will you pay for 30,000 employees (non-technical) to be trained on Windows 8?
Will you continue with Windows 7?
Will you ask all your staff to go to Google and download how to use Windows 8?

Please answer those 3 questions.

MostIncredibleDFirst: This is jet-age. Always learn to read simple instructions after purchasing a product. You dont nid to enrol in any school nor to be a rocket-scientist to grab a simple instruction. A simple instruction written in plain english is a simple instruction!

and how is Windows 8 a 'simple' instruction when i pin 6 files to my start menu on my windows 7 laptop in the office, and i left for home, am in the car, and my mobile is windows 8?

farano: Lord have mercy

i like your dimples

No matter how beautiful your application is, No matter how geeky it feels, No matter how brilliant ... Once its not user-friendly .. forget it. When i say user-friendly .. am not separating mobile users from desktop users. That's where Windows 8 failed. Once users cannot easily learn it, you have just produced another application, not a product. We should know that our products are 90% consumed by non-technical people.

Who wants to go to Windows 8 school, when he has large chunks of financial or HR data to process ?

Jesu

If i find a lady like my mum today, i will marry today! ....

But wait o, there are some clauses i shld watch out for .. I think she is not rigid enough in decisions, and she cld be gullible. But all the same, i can trade that for all the priceless virtues she's got. When i say priceless .. i mean [size=14pt]priceless[/size].

Nas - Owe Me Back

Nelly - E.I

Aaliyah - Try Again

Tayras: U are wrong!

Prove ??

Whao ... hehehe

I rocked 17,19, 16, 13, 8, [size=14pt]9[/size] (fikadole), 7 (can't recall the name)


God bless Mrs. Falokun ... lol

I for don turn baddo.

Seun: Fellow Nairaland Members,

You may have noticed that you can no longer "like" posts. This is because we temporarily disabled the feature as part of an experiment.

We plan to bring it back as soon as the experiment is complete, though that outcome also depends on the result of the experiment.

Please bear with us; we do not mean to inconvenience you.

Lemme guess .. you want to implement facebook kind of 'like' whereby we would see who liked our posts/comments/pictures ?

Meanwhile, Seun, you probably have not started your experiment ooo, cos i just liked Gee001 's profile pix ... one fine geh like dat ...

icebebe: Mmmmm... We both ave one fin in common #nobr*est

true talk .. i had to check ur jugs again and again

3cycle: So in essence you wanna be 60 before you finally Settle so you can achieve all there is in life? For whom do you make all that Money if there's Nobody to enjoy it with?

Truth is, human needs are numerous And Insatiable, the more you want to achieve the more your needs grow at the end you become rich but still not satisfied.
A woman helps to push you And not to pull you backwards, so anybody that tells you to pursue wealth First before a helpmeet doesn't truly like you.
Seek a deligent woman who understands that the most important thing to do for a man is support him in all that he does.

Thanks man. Pls, are you married?

Then, that, (in bold) is not easy to come by sir.

3cycle: He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains Favour from the lord.
Go get yourself a girl, settledown and watch how being "responsible" helps a man achieve greater Things inlife.

Goodluck sir

3cycle, thanks for this. But i wanna ask ... why then is it that some married men find it hard to continue in the momentum of their pursuits as compared to when they were single? Some married friends have said, 'Guy, stretch and get the things you want to do while u're still single. When you get married, all the family cares comes first before your own desires'. Not like am scared, i'm doing fine, but all these 'advices' sounds like true.

So i guess Sensodyne and Colgate sponsored this thread

Atigba: Because am sexually possessed

Jesu

jomile: Am scared of going into any relationship now,my heart has been broken twice,I dont tink I can survive anoda heart break,maybe being in luv is not my tin

Funny thing is, you'll survive. But of course, i dont pray u get another heartbreak

hmmn,
One reason why am still single ? ...
I think my ambitions are too big, and consequently i think less about having a girl.
But now my Mum is restless.. and i can't even believe my brother also called to ask me what am doing about it. .. lol, this is crazy

They've been checking here at OJ, since last week or two weeks sef.
By the way, UBA started checking before GTBank.

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Thanks.

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kalishay: I pray it works!!!! Amen. Cox am tired of dreaming of this EBOLA!!!

Wait, .. as in.. you actually saw ebola in your dream? Lawd of Messi

ok o

Proposing is romantic. My friend proposed to her girl at the rooftop of a beautiful hotel in Ikeja. It was a very beauriful moment. I did all the arrangy.

I hope to do better when i find her.

Me and my dad, we are not close. The first day i entered University, he took me there. Immediately i came down out of the car, he called me and said:

'Femi, In the school, you will find the library, and in the same school, you will see clubs. You are the architect of your life. I have paid you my dues. All the best.'

Consciously or not, that is what fueled me through.

As for my mum, she prays for me on phone every 1st day of the month.

dhammyg: MY MOTHER:
*DAMI DON'T GO NEAR A BOY.OR ELSE U WILL GET PREGNANT*
ABEG TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.MAKECUNA WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Dammy Happy Birthday to you. You are now free to go near a boy.

softsparkyy: lol.
INNOSON na name of car?

wow, nice personal text.