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You find out ur s0n has taken in your fo0tsteps

The pers0n dy lie dy blow grammar on top. "mariatus gracias, can't dis pesn stop dis imientus agbohima"

You tell your own son "your fada" for exposing u

When you can't believe u actually told that lie

Then one fake man of God asks u to d0nate for the sake of God.

Then you realise the pers0n already has a degree in LaiOlogy, a M. A in APCology. And you still dey N. D first semester for Bayero lying polytechnic. Kai u kan lie.

When that guy wants to steal the Lie/Lai thr0ne fr0m you.

When that guy wants to steal the Lie thr0ne fr0m you.

You admiring your lie

You want to get serious with that liar

Then the lie force $hit fr0m your yansh

You are just watching to see where the lie goes

You are enjoying the lie. Chai dis lie funny oh.

When the lie is creating c0nfusi0n in your head. Biko what is dis, okwia?

Your dad nabs U trying to job him

You are trying to Job your dad and he nabs you. Blue handed

You when u see a liar but you just want to book space

When a fortune teller tells you, you will become President but you are 90 years already

PiccoloBrunelli:
Look up the following words.

TACT
DECORUM
DECENCY
MATURITY
RESPECT
PATIENCE

Understand them properly. Then come back and look at your question and see if it still feels right.

I know you wrote this post with a boy in mind. What's his name? Stephen? Henry? Theophilus? Agbalumo? Just because he looks at you and smiles doesn't mean he wants to talk to you or get your number.....or cum inside you. He isn't being shy about anything. He just doesn't want!!! Leave him alone! Stop creating thread on NL because of him. On a milder note....you could go direct and ask him: "Borniface, do you want to nut in me?" Practice what ye preach.

bro, am n0t gay.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Look up the following words.

TACT
DECORUM
DECENCY
MATURITY

Understand them properly. Then come back and look at your question and see if it still feels right.

you are talking abt decorum, decency, maturity but u fail to realise the world u live in. You forget that b4 the advent of western c0l0niazati0n/civilisati0n, our matured, decent ancestors did just that. What era are we living in? A matured, a decent or an imm0ral time?

STFUareyouG0d:
If I walked up to you and asked for sexxx, what will be your reaction?

babe i'll c0nsent if i find u attractive. If i d0n't, i'll say no. Thats plain with no pain.

I had this lecturer in college who said, when people want something, they say anything to get it. Why not say i want to have Sex with you or i would like to keep you as a cook, bearer of my children, keeper of my house and i'll pay you than going through the 'i love you' jingo bingo? It saves time and costs so little. Kai Our grandpas did it best. Kudos to 'em jare. Over to guys in the house, what do you think? Girls would you appreciate that sincerity over the sweet talks with no sugar?

Owobobrown:
Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark..I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man,by then its was nothing to me but blinding....... Bane from Dark Knight

no one panics when you say s0me soldiers are getting blown to pieces. Why? Becos its all part of the plan. But when u say one. Little old mayor would die, then every0ne l0oses their mind. Joker-TDK. Mhen Dc really has memorable villains.

Salimmuhammad:
Box Office: 'Suicide Squad' Tracking for Enormous $125M-Plus U.S. Debut




In a big win for Warner Bros., David Ayer's edgy superhero movie is generating huge interest, according to prerelease tracking.
The forecast for David Ayer's Suicide Squad is looking good.

If early tracking is any indication, the Warner Bros. and DC superhero movie could open to an enormous $125 million in its North American debut when unfurling over the Aug. 5-7 weekend. Some box-office analysts believe it could even climb higher — think $135 million or more — but stress it's still early in the game.

Either way, Suicide Squad should have no trouble coming in ahead of Marvel and Disney's Guardians of the Galaxy, which launched to $94.3 million domestically in early August 2014 and remains the record holder for top August opening.

i no want talk pass my mouth. BvS don teach me less0n. It has humbled me to an extent i can't predict nor postdict any dc related material till its release.

Bbsharon:
Yes I am. I wrote this.

Lols, i know you did (i admire your sense of humor) I was only asking in professional terms if you were. Well nice to meet you. Looking forward to chatting with you on the c0ncepts of writing and blogging. Hope you wouldn't mind?

Bbsharon:
1 : Understand the principles of writing ;
You need to work on your grammar basics and work it to perfection as this in most cases is what people watch out for. Understand fully the elements of style and transition of words and sentences. Don't go about using quotes unnecessarily and punctuation marks,this should be used when needed. The Punctuation marks serves as guide to helping your readers relate to the idea or message you intend to pass on.

2 : Expand your scope of reading ;

Build a stable reading habit and read books that enlightens and broaden your scope of knowledge. Don't just read articles with pictures alone, you need to develop your mind to read books that can influence you positively and help your writing.

3 : Build a passion around your writing ;

 Creating a unique style of writing for yourself effortless most times comes from your passion. You need to love what you are doing and what you write about. There is no absolute  joy in writing what you yourself can't even relate to. When your passion is built around your writing things become much more easier, you will be able to express yourself better without barriers to your imaginations. Writing suddenly becomes fun and the ideas keep flowing.

4 : Associate yourself with like minds ;
Be around other good writers,read other people's work and evaluate, communicate with people that are intellectually sound in your field. Engage in meaningful relationships that can help you grow in the way you write. You can also have mentors or role models that you imitate their style of writing but still having your own unique style.

5 : once in a while when you write try reading it out to yourself like you have an audience, most times I do this and while at it  I pay attention to my writings. Doing this you will realize they are some words or sentences that would sound so pleasing to your readers and then you edit.

6 :  For a story writer you have to have catchy conversations and dialogues that your readers can relate to. Like when we read Chinua Achebe's works in an African setting you love the fact you can relate to his work and this keeps you reading.Add thrilling moments to your writing that keeps your readers on their toes and begging for more.

For a controversial writer you have to be good with facts and very knowledgeable, don't be a controversial writer and not be able to defend your works. I remember when I started reading Dan Brown's books I had all doubt about his finding but he keeps proving them like they truly exist. He puts ideas in your head and then build on your thoughts. Be a good but precise narrator and be very descriptive just like Chimamanda Adiche, her descriptive power of writing  is so strong, as even in cases where your readers can't relate to the environment or people you write about they can build up the images in their head which makes it more interesting.

7 :  Learn to be patient with your editing as you have to always make sure your mistakes don't turn to error. The power of good editing in writing can't be underestimated as it goes a long way to tell the kind of writer you really are.

8 : Finally, believe in yourself and the facts you have all what it takes to be that better writer or person you want to be. Just be yourself when you write don't  add unnecessary and ambiguous grammars or vocabularies you yourself don't really understand. Some young writers think writing is all about making your readers grab a dictionary when reading your works. It all depends on how you express yourself, either simple or complex english if the point in your writing is missing you have not written anything.

Write to express yourself, a thought or knowledge  and not  to impress.

http://www.demitalks.com/2016/07/8-ways-to-improve-your-writing-skills.html?m=1

are u a writer yourself?

Following the 3 month strike and the all day protest of kogi state university now PAAU students, the govt and school officials have finally agreed to come to terms. As a result, the school is set to resume for its 1st semester exams and the 2nd semester continuation.

TonySpike:
lol...can you see wonder woman on the right side of the blurred picture? Just heard that justice league will finish shooting by February 2017.

Where'd you hear that?

TonySpike:
Yeah, this is Zack Snyder at work on Justice League set.
@Raalsalghul
@mimemrys

https://www.flickeringmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/justice-league-zack-snyder-600x600.jpg

reminds me of the joker in the killing joke.

TonySpike:
Wally West costume in The TV Flash series #TheFlash #StokedUp

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/13671366_1056363524450971_1873365304_n.jpg

the reverse flash costume?

TonySpike:
Yeah, Julian Lewis Jones of Game of Thrones has been cast to play Steppenwolf in Justice League movie. Suicide Squad is just a month away, hooray!

yea been hearing of the julian lewis j0nes casting bt has it been c0nfirmed its steppenwolf?