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cutextowsen:
hello house, for those who have gotten an offer letter from stanbic, kindly give us a range of the salary. Thanks

Discuss remuneration on this public platform?
Common now...

podada:
Hi guys. Anyone with good news. I got a pre-offer letter via email. I was meant to accept the proposed remuneration before I get my real/same offer letter. So I think I'm on the final stretch. I should be called anytime soon.
I pray we all get there soon. Amen

Congrats brother!
We'll meet there very soon as the Lord lives.

May God equip Baba's tongue with the right words tonight.

I have experienced an overt one on more than two occasions from enchanting ladies, one as recent as last month.

Indirect advances happen all the time.

No big deal and doesn't in any way belittle the ladies.

Baba will swing to action "in the fullness of time".

@lalasticlala and Ishilove.

Kindly do justice to this thread.

buygala:
A moment of silence for the op's job













Op is welcome to join me as an apprentice in my Gala business

This ain't funny.

Another Prof. Peller.

Valendo:
Hi good morning, I had my interview on the 10th of July @ head office in Lagos and nothing from STANBIC since then. Applied for personal banker. Pls if you had same day and you have gotten a response kindly indicate. This waiting is killing ehn. Success to everyone on this forum.

It's very likely you're invited for EXCO Chat any moment from now.
The wait normally starts after that phase.

Had my Assessment and Panel Interview in March, EXCO Chat 29th April and thereafter got a sort of "reassurance" mail first week of June, promising I'll be contacted "soon".

The "soon" is still to elapse as I write this.

Your own case may just turn out to be different though, because the length of the process apparently depends on the level of urgency to fill a position.

Were they really remanded?
Any pix of them while they were being led into prison?

A very interesting fable.

There's nothing wrong in fantasizing about a pretty girl you've got a crush on.

Dreams come true.

Subjective.

breadandbutter:


ALL I SEE IS A FAKE PASTOR AND HIS FELLOW SCAMMER CALLED WIFE AND THEIR GULLIBLE WORSHIPERS SHINING THEIR YEYE TEETH LIKE ROASTED GOAT

Do not attract the wrath of God upon yourself through careless comments.

Take heed.

May God continuously strengthen you our dear Mama in the Lord.

Happy birthday ma.

freesinzu:
J

boboLIL:
J

keylo:
Kk

Caught in the act. Change your ways now!

Akeem Ariyo robs a shop on Ariyo Street.
Funny!

This I guess is Boko Haram's way of celebrating the sack of Service Chiefs.

Blackfire:
Awon aye, eti di eru le serena lori.

Lol

Ikpewe:
Is she making mockery of herself?

Hilarious!

Khd95:
Photoshop aiye



I still love dat lungu called Naija cos its pple are one of a kind

Lungu?

januzaj:
I don see "TI E DA" ----"WHERE YOUR OWN" .........laugh wan kill me that day

Hahaha!
That's provoking.

.

Now these are WORDS!

Kudos to whoever scribbled this out.

njuwo:
I went to a supermarket to pick something to eat.

As I was walking down the isle, I noticed a man staring at me. I looked at the man and kept walking to the front counter to pick Gala.

As I picked it, I turned to see the man right in front of me.

I smiled and greeted him, then went on to get Lacasera.

The man followed me through the store.

I was getting a little nervous and mad because he was following me without saying anything.

Trying to be friendly I said, ''Hi!''

The man finally said, he is sorry for staring at me, but I look like his youngest son. They just buried him two weeks ago.

I felt stupid for getting mad as I expressed my sincerity to him.

He said he was fine as he knows his son is with the Lord.

Then he asked me to do him a favour.

I said, ''Sure, if i can''.

He said he was a bit sad that his son never said goodbye before passing on.

He asked me to get in line behind him, and as he left the store I should say, Goodbye dad! So that he can have a sense of closure.

Though his request was weird, I however agreed to grant him.

As he collected his bags from the cashier and walked away, I said, ''Goodbye dad!''.

He turned and said, ''Goodbye my dear son!''.

When the cashier calculated my bill she said the total is 12,500 Naira.

I screamed, ''For what? How can a Lacasera of 120 Naira and 50 Naira Gala turn to that amount?''.

He replied, ''Your dad said you are paying for his bill too!''.

Hahaha!

Mairaguent:
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched, thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the backseat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years!" "I remember that too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"

Very funny.

Treachery is part of politics.

"...the United States’ longstanding friendship with Nigeria"

"Friendship" indeed.
Baba should be very careful with these people.

Cases like this abound in the Civil Service.

Legaycey:
Ede times ede
Remi koni iya
Segun elere bolu
Odabo odabo Kayode

Hahahaha!
This one in particular makes me nostalgic.

EXERCISE BOOK!

yemstok:
the 1st song 'Yaweh' was done by 'Mali music' u cud download that thru google

the other songs are in the worship&praise albulm titled 'NUMBER ONE PRAISE & WORSHIP SONGS with DARE DAVID'

God bless you abundantly bro.
Let me commence my search.

yemstok:
"All the glory belongs to you...all the glory belongs to you oh lGod" YAWEH!

Jehovah idi ebube ne bai no(Igbo)

Chukwu idinma..chineke mo na rekele(Igbo)

Afi ope iyin fun oluwa nitori pe o seun(Yoruba)

Ola le wo laso ogo laso ileke(Yoruba)

You deserve the glory and the honour.....we lift our hands in worship

Mma dirigi chineke....mma dirigi onyioma(Igbo)

Ko si agbara to dabi ti jesu (Yoruba)

Agbara nbe ninu eje jesu (Yoruba)

Ka bi o kosi (Yoruba)

Idinma otutu idinma ne nile (Igbo)

Ma koja mi olugbala gbo adura mi(Yoruba)
Pass me not by gentle saviour

Ma jen wa lalai ri o jesu mo wa is odo re (Yoruba)

He has done great things

Helo,

Please the list you've got here corresponds with a powerful worship songs collection I have been searching for all the while.

Can you please tell me the album title and the artiste's name?

I like every single one of them.

God bless you.