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WOW! Guess I might have to travel to

Mexico and get a surgery done on one of my pinkies too.

O  da bee.  

Ifa a ju yin she o

I need another cell phone

l mao!

Detruth is  right.

Eko and Aroo(thats another kind of Ekuru) with atadindin.

Corn moin moin is called Sapala.LOL

Orisha popo

Odun Ifa

Egungun

Beere

Oke Ibadan

Sango

Ogun

Yemoja

Osun

Oro

Orisha Nla and so on. Most these festivals are celebrated in Ibadan and Ogbomosho all in Oyo state.

The only thing i miss about Nigeria

is my Family and friends.

A lot of things were different but it was

an adventure. Instead of missing the old

stuff, I was fascinated with the new.

Well its just past 2 in the morning

and am browsing the Nairaland

Forum Games board-does that give you

any hint?

The size of ketchup packets-which i personally

find to be ridiculous . Why not just make

the freaking packet BIGGER? That is i dont i have to rip

open like 20 packets to get a sufficient amount of ketchup

as well as hold up the drive through because i have to keep

asking for more ketchup.




Im just bored today, thats all

Junk punch him when you see him-
Hes a two timing son of a bitch!

Tell your Mum if you are still living at home
That would cause some action.


Shes not a good sister . . . .never trust her again.

LOL.orishirishi.

I come from a culture of circumcision but

what i don't understand iswhy you'd want

to get a natural, sensitive and important part of

your privates chopped off.


Some say its cleaner(not really) and healthier(not),his pennis is longer?( ),etc.


But is there really a difference?

Don't act like theres something wrong with him.

You can become a little more aware of other peoples lifestyle.

Other than sexual preference there is NOTHING any different about

him than other people. Try to find a Tee-vee show or a sport that

you can participate in together to find a common ground.

Sucessful room mates can be great friends for life!

Eku laakaaye. Ko ni tan ni be o.

LOL.Oya eshe Amin

Guess a  lot of guys are just a bit intimidated.

Society expects Men to be either the higher

earner or sole earner in Relationships and some

men might be a bit put out by your success !

At the end of the day-if you meet the right guy, your

job status and earning  shouldnt supress his feelings twrds

you,and well lets face it if it does-hes obviously a jerk

LOL. eko e re

Your sisters boyfriend wants you and you dont know what to do?


You're a horrible sister! Oni oju ti rara!

Its called Kengbe in Ibadan.

LOL @ Orobo Pepsi.

The Senoirs you see at the grocery store!

* They block thier buggy in the middle of the aisle ,like a jack kniife truck
and block all traffic in both directions!

* They park thier buggy on one side of the aisle,stand next to thier buggy
on the other side and again block all traffic

*Wait until the cashier has rung them up,and then they notify the
Cashiers that they have coupons

*Wait until everything is bagged and then they are about to start writing checks

*The grocery bill is $78 of which they surrender $53 in loose change to pay for it
and then they write a check.

* Freaking freebie days sucks.They somehow know the days the taste testers will be in the
store. So, there is a traffic jam of carts sorrounding the lady giving out pizza roll food samples
and av got to navigate around the dinners.

*They forgot something and they have the bagger boy search the store for an obscure item
again log jamming the check out process

*Another spin on this is Sams Club when they forget thier pictures at the photo lab.

*She has to look at every 1000 photos she has before she pays for them.I cant purchase my
stuff until youre done.You feel obligated to show me your adorable cat mittens several times.


The lady with the long finger nails,that feels obligated to test every package of meat
in the meat counter,and puncturing the very package i would have picked.

Standing in line to pay for gas while waiting for the person in front of me to
buy lottery tickets.


Not fair at all.This not a rant by the way.

LOL.The replies actually made me giggle.

Guess theres a lot of us who dont like the police too much

tho the uniform and the handcuffs could be cool!

Interesting.

For years i didnt believe in hell,altho am a Christian

and the Queen of hell paid me a visit.Very supernatural.

I suppose God told her to set me staight.Glad she did.

Not joking at all here,this is true. Hell is real and Earth isnt it.

Don't believe me believe God.



Or maybe what i saw was a manifestation of my fears,i am not psychotic i can assure you that.

Why not?

If you want to get used then go for it.

L-M-A-O! Idea is need

Alright then.

Why don't you sucker punch her boyfriend and run off together




You sound like a stalker.

Jealous? NO! Curious what it would be like to be in her shoes? YES!

I dont know.

But i believe if a child dies before they

are old enough to understand,there is

an "age of accountability" doctrine which

allows them escape being sent to hell, much

like the idea that you turn into an adult when

youre 18,and youre held legally responsible

for your actions.

Confused.I had  a terrible nightmare.

I need to call my Mum. Im not  happy at all