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Family / Re: Husband Wants Divorce After 24yrs. What Are My Rights As The Woman? Help! by minute(f): 3:11pm On May 05, 2013
Suggest you get yourself a decent lawyer or advice from the Citizens Advice Bereau..
Family / Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by minute(f): 2:37pm On May 05, 2013
Look at all the male underwear models and then rethink your question.
Religion / Re: Giving Your Wedding Night To God As A First Fruit Of Marriage? - No Intimacy by minute(f): 1:35pm On May 05, 2013
Something is very very wrong if you need to ask that question.

If you can't get away from that church, please don't raise your children that way.

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Religion / Re: What Are Your Views On Supernatural Occurrences? by minute(f): 11:10pm On Apr 30, 2013
Some good, some not so good.

This might sound gross but it's true. I was having my morning bowel and it felt like I finished

letting out a bowling ball.I even felt the water from the toilet hit me corn hole. And when

I looked down the into the toilet I saw nothing. It seemed as if a ghost had stole me feces. And

I looked everywhere around the house for it and found nothing. Then the next day I woke up to the

sound of a ghostly shart coming from the kitchen. Then i went to investigate and to my surprise I

found my missing turd nugget resting on the cutting board as if some entity was getting ready to

have a little snack. I never dropped a deuce the same way again after that.

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Investment / Re: What Is The Best Investment Option For Children Education. by minute(f): 1:03pm On Apr 20, 2013
Avoid insurance policies for children.

Get them into blue chip stocks and dividend reinvestment.

You can also invest in something you know . . like Disney,Heinz,Walmart,Merck etc
and let it sit. My mother-in-law started a UTMA acct for my daughter and she cannot
cash them until she's 21.

Best investment for children? Be there for your children and to stay with their
Dad/Mom, speaking from experience. It's waaaay better.

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus And Dayo Amusa @ Encomium's Black & White Ball by minute(f): 2:47am On Apr 19, 2013
Women who are active from the neck up and too inactive from the neck down.

Gluttony and a lack of self control. Unwillingness to exercise and indiffere

-nce to opinion. I see them hang out at KFC all the time and eat themselves

to a state of bloatation. But i might be dead wrong . . . undecided undecided
Literature / Re: 'Americanah' By Chimamanda Adichie To Launch This Year by minute(f): 9:04pm On Apr 18, 2013
This topic of hair has got my interest.Three books to read in May.
Food / Re: Tomato Omelette Recipe With Cheese And Spinach by minute(f): 7:47pm On Apr 18, 2013
Nice.How many calories would it be if i substitute it with egg whites?
Food / Re: OMG Am Out Of Ideas. I Need Recipes For My Husband For His Work Lunch by minute(f): 7:39pm On Apr 18, 2013
Any kind of sandwich you like- I was hooked on cucumber sandwiches one summer.

Watercress and tomato is another favorite. Then, there's avocado and lettuce.

I don't know if you eat cheese or not but you can make any sandwich with that.

Bean salads and crackers(with basil oil,salt and vinegar) is my obsession right now.

Wraps are a good idea, whole wheat pita is a good choice also.You can fill them with grilled

chicken or mixed vegetables.Then, there's akara balls if you know how to make them.

Left over from the night before is great the 2nd day. Just make extra.

And you don't have to make lunch for lunchtime. Have him pick up subs/takeouts.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: New Explosion In Texas Fertilizer Plant Kills ~15, Injures Hundreds by minute(f): 6:35pm On Apr 18, 2013
It seems that there are some looters at work there now. Strange people.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Americans Looting At The Boston Marathon Venue After Bombing by minute(f): 6:15pm On Apr 18, 2013
Civilisation is only skin-deep. Scratch the surface and what lies underneath is not very pretty.

We saw the exact same with the UK Riots in 2011, Humans no matter where they are from in the wor-

-ld, are all exactly the same when it comes down to it.

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Celebrities / Re: Tuface 6th Child With Pero Celebrates First Birthday (pictures) by minute(f): 3:43am On Apr 10, 2013
I say Pero should go on Maury Povich and wear her BEST inner city trash outfit, then spring

it on his baby daddy, yell obscenities, and things like "fo shizzle" and "nu uh!" all

the time. It might help if she learn to snap her fingers in a Z.



Or even better get an education. undecided undecided
Investment / Re: Investment As An Undergraduate? by minute(f): 1:02am On Apr 10, 2013
There are a good number of good dividend paying stocks that allow you to buy directly from the

company, the reinvest dividends into whole or fractional shares of the stock. They are called

DRIPs or Dividends reinvestment plans. Most of them are at very low prices. There is plenty of

info out there on the subject. Check them for their record of paying dividends and their record

for increasing dividends. Good luck to you.
Investment / Re: How To Invest Effectively! by minute(f): 12:25am On Apr 10, 2013
Investment in a good market is a way to get the financial stability in the future. Stocks,

gold,silver,real estate as well as tax lien certificates are just good investments. Having a

business coach who can give you the advice in starting your own business is an advantage.



People have gotten rich purely on bonds investments alone but they are also not without risk even
though they are contracts (bonds) for a defined return. With any contract, there is always the
possibility that the parties can not live up to their obligations.There are risk free investments
such as CD's, saving accts and treasury bonds but the problems with the investments are that they
rarely keep up with inflation.

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Family / Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by minute(f): 1:57pm On Apr 06, 2013
Maybe you're just being too gentle. Some women like it when men

get a little rough(especially if she's into role playing).

I don't mean like beat her or anything.

Just don't be afraid to throw her around a little.

Slap her against the wall.

Passionately make love on your child's bed.


But try to get her in to the ambience first. Like lit tea candles(perfumed)then give her
a nice massage and a foot spa( warm water with olive oil/aromatic oil)then suck her toes
then presto she would be begging you to do her. . . .

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Religion / Re: On Demonic Afflictions by minute(f): 12:49am On Apr 06, 2013
The bible was written at a time where mental illness was not understood as it is today.

It does refer to madness and it does refer to demon possession. Carefully read through -

the bible and get a feel for it.


In the book of Daniel, Nebuchanezzar suddenly goes crazy and eats grass like a bull for
7years. This isn't described as a demonic possession in the bible but rather spoken
of as an illness. He got better at the end of 7years.

In quite a few places men are spoken of "as acting like a prophet". Whatever behaviour that
was was different to that of those regarded as true prophets. I would guess it involved a lot
of glass eyed staring into space and talking to yourself. Hallucinagenic plants are common in
the middle east, and religions have used them prolifically to induce a trance state, perhaps -
that's what is described.

But in the new testament, pretty well every mental illness is described as "demon possession". For
example a man keeps throwing himself into a fire. This is clearly a case epilepsy, but still he is
cured by his "demon being expelled". Others are spoken of as being "struck dumb" by a demon etc...

Perhaps in the first century, this was a manner of speech . . .the standard way of describing mental-
illness. undecided undecided

One thing for sure, mental illness remain poorly understood


Wouldn't it be convenient to be able to cure illnesses with a crucifix or a splash of holy water?

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Health / Re: Natural Breast Growth! by minute(f): 3:38pm On Mar 28, 2013
If you ever decide to take birth control pills( or if the Doctor will ever prescribe you these

pills- they are often prescribed for painful menstruation or PID),they COULD lead to increasing

the size of the breasts(so it's not a 100% thing). Keep in mind that birth controls can have

unpleasant side effects too. But it's a non-surgical way that can lead to growing your breasts.
Religion / Re: Maundy Thursday - The Beginning Of Easter Triduum by minute(f): 3:00pm On Mar 28, 2013
Mark 14;51-52

51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his nakeed body;
and the young men laid hold on him:

52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them nakeed.


Now, not wanting to be taking this out of context, I was certain to read the entire chapter. And i must
admit that, reading the entire chapter didn't shed light on the subject . . .

Jesus goes to Gethsemane on aThursday,with his other disciples. Two of them, he sends to the city.
He tells Peter that he
will deny Christ three times before the coock crows, and tells everyone that Judas will betray him. He then goes
off to the forest to pray alone leaving others to guard and watch,but they keep falling asleep. Then, the
guards come to take Jesus. Someone cuts off one of the servants ears and angers Jesus.
Everyone flees the scene- and suddenly we are told there was a nakeed young man who was with Jesus in the
forest, who is also fleeing the scene?


What's up with THAT?
Family / Re: What Can Make You Turn Your Partner's Intimacy Approach Down? by minute(f): 10:56pm On Mar 19, 2013
If the dog is watching.

If his feet smell.

If I/he hav/has't showered.

If he doesn't please me.

If I have a headache or one in the stomach.

If I am not hor*ny/hormones out of whack and he isn't helping.

If the kids are awake.

If it hurt/burned the last time.

If my boo*bs hurt, please don't touch me.

If i feel sick, ugly, stressed out,fat,anxious.

If he make me guilty everytime he ask

If he pick an argument with me about money.
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Trending Now! by minute(f): 9:29pm On Mar 19, 2013
Black and white is probably the hottest trend this season.

Modern florals(delicate flower pattern, large bouquet prints etc)

Color Flame. It's a hot trend now.

Leather. Designers are dyeing it into punchy colors and cutting it in feminine shapes. They even have it
in tee-shirts and shorts now.

Pastels

Bold stripes

A-line dresses. I love this in white and tangerine. They are my favourite trends now.

Stappy/ lace up sandals.
Fashion / Re: The 3 Js - Who Wore It Better by minute(f): 8:59pm On Mar 19, 2013
Jennifer wore it best beacause she didn't have the didlybabykid hanging around her. She looks good in it and her

shoes are darling.Good legs. I like Jennifer's dress but the shoes are sloppy. Jessica wore it ok. I think she

needs a nose job. undecided undecided
Health / Re: When Last Did You Go For A Comprehensive Medical Check-up? by minute(f): 2:30pm On Mar 18, 2013
Yearly,during my physical/pap smear.
Health / Re: My Phobia For People With Mental Illness: Reply To Adebola Rayo by minute(f): 1:54pm On Mar 18, 2013
I was watching CNN the other day and they had Dr.Phil on there. He was saying . . ."If you know anyone who might

seem to be mentally unstable, please call you local law enforcement, they can help you". This is your responsib-

ility. I had to give a sarcastic little laugh. Society does very little to help with mental health issues.

I think we are going backwards with mental health care/issues/advocacy.

It scares me that Dr. Phil is dispensing this advice.

Did you go to the police with evidence of his crazy behavour . . .yup . .did he get arrested and locked up . . yep.
Did he get help? No, he was slapped with a retraining order and is back home.

You know, I cannot help but wonder if you actually noticed his state of mind before he planned that incident.



Oh yeah . .I am waiting for us to be chained to walls again or be killed in mass in a Holocaust. Yes, I truly fear this
It's like witch hunt anymore.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hijab In The United States by minute(f): 4:13am On Mar 08, 2013
Al-Hijab is not only the Head Veil(scarf),it's a full costume.

"O prophet! Tell thy wives and daughters, and the believing women, that they should cast their outer garments

over their persons( when abroad); that is most convenient, that they should be known( as such) and not molest-

ed." (Surah 33:59). This only speaks of covering their bodies when outside. An outer garment is not a veil,any-

more than a coat is not a hat.

Modesty is called for( and quite right too) but it is Islamic men's intepretation of what constitutes modesty that

determines whether a woman can her face,her wrists etc. It's an insult to the human spirit and anyone who values freedom.

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Romance / Re: Can I Marry My Senior Brother's Wife? by minute(f): 2:57am On Mar 08, 2013
That would make for one heck of a family reunion and family holidays, i'ld love to be a fly on the wall for that.

Gosh I hope you don't have any kids with her . . .I can see it now . . Well my Dad is my Uncle as well . . . lol
Health / Re: Baby Born With Encephalocele In Katsina by minute(f): 7:42pm On Mar 06, 2013
Encephalocele-herniation of brain and meninges through a defect in the skull is probably what

the baby has. It requires surgery to correct and depending on the severity can be fatal and

unable to be corrected.
Events / Re: Ladies Wearing An Engagement Ring Before Marriage: How Long? by minute(f): 7:36pm On Mar 06, 2013
Entirely up to you . . .usual for a formal engagement is about one year.
Fashion / Re: Yvonne Nelson In A Pink Blazer And Leather Short Dress . *hit Or Miss* by minute(f): 4:14pm On Feb 28, 2013
Definitely a miss.The dress is a statement piece. Could have down played the sexiness with some neutral colors.
Celebrities / Re: Photos And Video Of Chika Ike's Vacation by minute(f): 2:13pm On Feb 28, 2013
Nice photos. Hope the trip was funny and interesting as it looks.

I've been wanting to go to Dubai and Abu Dhabi for years.
Family / Re: Celebrating Birthdays For February 29th Born Family Member? by minute(f): 1:52pm On Feb 28, 2013
March 1 I guess. 365 days after birthday. Feb 28 isn't really right. Neither is March 1

It would be a real conversation stopper when you can truthfully say "I married her on my 8th birthday"
Career / Re: What Dirty Job Pays The Most by minute(f): 6:22am On Feb 24, 2013
1.Politician

2.Septic Tank cleaner/Janitor

3.Army

4. Psychologist(75% assaulted)

5.Terrorist

6.Butt Doctor

7.Oil rig driller

8.Bee Keeper

9.Lawyer

10.Professional mourner
Career / Re: How Can One Overcome Social Anxiety? by minute(f): 5:57am On Feb 24, 2013
Start the day with several minutes of positive, cheering affirmations. Tell yourself how you would want your day

to be.Exercising your body and staying fit is also a good way to keep fears anxiety away. You can walk,swim,do yoga,

transcendental meditation, Taiost meditation, IAM meditation or any other sport.Be with happy and amusing friends and find

reasons to laugh. Use positive words in your conversation and inner talks . . . .



When something in particular is puzzling me,I use meditation sometime to find answers. It usually works.

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