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Religion / Re: Shame On Pastors Who Live In Opulence While Church Members Are Broke!! by minute(f): 1:39am On Aug 22, 2013
The key word here is credit. Why are they getting all this credit from the banks? Why are

they getting approved for financing- what kind of equity does a pastor have?

I don't know all the in's and out's of this kind of stuff but it's obvious these guys are not

humble, and humility is something of a requisite if you wanna make any claims of piety.

I'd love to sit down with one of these guys and listen to his excuses for driving a gas-guzzling

counter culture Cadillac while his congregation sits on the edge of their wooden sits with baited

breath hanging on his every word about how god is love and Jesus said this or that.

I'm weird but I find it entertaining to see people dance around hypocrisy.


And Yeah, down from where I work is a church called "Abundant life Ministries". The pastor has a

jaguar AND an Escallade. Oh well, at least they are not gold-plated

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Family / Re: Can A Woman Stay With A Man That Is Sterile Or Impotent For 20 Years In Marriage by minute(f): 3:15am On Aug 10, 2013
Love is what life is about, sex is the icing on the cake.

If he doesn't say anything about the situation before getting married, he is a fraud and the

marriage should either be annulled or end in divorce.

There are numerous sites you can go to as a couple and purchase devices, implements,toys and

and other items that will more than make up for anything that is lacking. There are various and

way more options I can go into here and not get into trouble.

Creativity is very important.One of my ex-boyfriends is diabetic and, unfortunately, that affected

his circulation which made him 90% impotent. The thing is, he was one of the most attentive, patient

and hot lovers I've ever been with. The old in/out in/out . . it ain't everything,ok ?

I would stay married to someone who is impotent provided he's a really good kisser, is otherwise

orally inclined, and that he's really good with his hands..
Fashion / Re: High Heels Were Originally Made For Men. by minute(f): 2:21am On Aug 10, 2013
Just like wingtips and double-breasted suits,fedoras and striped ties of the 1940s.

The french kings Louise XIV, XV and XVI and Napoleon all wore heels- it was the style

of the times. Louise XIV started wearing heels to make himself look taller. His court

followed the fashion and since France was the most powerful country and center of culture

in Europe, such footwear became fashionable in every Prince's court. They also wore other

types of impractical footwear simply to show they were in the "nobility" and did not have to

labor like the rest. American wild west people wear boots with heels to help them get on horses.

And there were odd times in my travel I've seen people wear shoes with heels including China older

men on bicycles wearing wedges and boys wear sandals with heels( not very high but at least 1 inch)

in public. Men would wear them too for many practical and vain reasons, won't get them many dates

though due to stereotypical women psyche seeing a male in high heels.


The modern high heel is a fashion statement mainly. A secondary purpose is to look sexier.

When wearing heels, a person's entire posture is changed.A woman's Bre*asts and butts are

pushed out. She stands taller and straighter. Her legs appear more longer and slimmer.

And when she walks, her hips sway with a more exaggerated motion.

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Romance / Re: How To Manage Domestic Violence In A Relationship by minute(f): 12:13pm On Aug 03, 2013
Try a google search on stockholm's syndrome. It can be very similar to this.
Health / Re: Ladies, How To Look Good And Maintain A Great Body After Childbirth by minute(f): 1:18am On Jul 27, 2013
Nip and tuck. More natural way;pilates and blogilates.

After I gave birth, I lifted my shirt in front of a mirror and cried.

My stomach was a hot mess.It looked like someone put a bowling ball on a wet

road map.
Health / Re: Conjoined Twins Born In India by minute(f): 12:45am On Jul 27, 2013
How would a conjoined twin feel if one of them was outgoing and the other wasn't and it was date

night? OR Lets say that Betsy and Bartholomew are conjoined twins. They are conjoined at the rib

cage and as a result both have full control over their brains. So one day Betsy is out at dinner with

her boyfriend who is into kinky things like conjoined twins. Her boyfriend makes a comment that Bar-

tholomew really doesn't like so he picks up the knife and stabs him repeatedly in the face.


Obviously with so many witnesses, Bartholomew is arrested and given life in prison
Now what happens to Betsy?
Sports / Re: Nigerian Footballers And Their Wives (Pictures) by minute(f): 11:13pm On Jul 26, 2013
Team owners don't care about their "packaging" they just want world series trophies

like their freaking trophy wives.They are all Adultering Athletes and terrible at cheating.

When it comes to personal life issues, I would never take pages from these players books.

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Celebrities / Re: Stop Insulting Celebrities And Their Marriages - Toyin Aimakhu Laments by minute(f): 10:52pm On Jul 26, 2013
This is twitter. Not AIM or some instant messenger chatbox.

A little twitter etiquette can go a long way.
Food / Re: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by minute(f): 10:25pm On Jul 17, 2013
My partner loves to cook, his Dad and Grandfather did too!

Our son is finding a whole new world now that he can cook veggies and fish.

Cooking is fun for a lot of guys.
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2013 Contestants In Traditional Attire by minute(f): 9:36pm On Jul 17, 2013
Don't you have to be a certain size to compete for MBGN pageant? undecided

If someone isn't comfortable or toned for that matter, you'll notice despite

where the prop is placed.

Regardless I am a believer that the competition is about showing poise under pressure and overall health.
Pets / Re: Friendship Between An Infant And A Dog In Pictures by minute(f): 5:44pm On Jul 17, 2013
I can't decide who's cuter. The baby or the dog?

Large breeds are good for younger children. Although the child still needs to be taught

not to be too rough and taught how to properly interact with a dog.

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Family / Re: Should A Woman Ever Propose To A Man? by minute(f): 5:28pm On Jul 17, 2013
I think if the man hasn't proposed by the time the girl does it, maybe he's not planning to do it.
Family / Re: Can I Stop My Wife From Wearing Trousers by minute(f): 5:25pm On Jul 17, 2013
Only mildly, and for aesthetic, not religious, reasons. I just happen to think females

look better in skirts and dresses. Only the hot ones though.
Health / Re: Cure For Chronic Mouth Odour. by minute(f): 3:45pm On Jul 15, 2013
Eating something high in chlorophyll such as parsely(is considered herb choice for bad breath)

or mint leaves should help. Eating a piece of fruit , especially a crunchy one such as apple

can also help. He can chew on licorice root or cardamom seeds and fennel seeds if

if you have any in your spice rack.

Bad breath can come from bacteria in the mouth or from the stomach/ digestive system. The above

suggestions will help with the mouth but if it's coming from the digestive system, i would try

herbal teas such as, peppermint, dandelion,fennel,licorice or nettle leaf if you happen to have them.

Or even a glass of water with the juice of half a lemon squeezed in. Candied ginger would be excell-

ent. You could make a syrup consisting of honey,lemon and mint.That would be yummy as well.


Cleaning your mouth would be the first thing I would do though. It's important to pay close atten-

tion to oral and dental health.
Religion / Re: My Second Visit To Hell: Famous People I Saw In Hell by minute(f): 3:07pm On Jul 15, 2013
The people that say that are usually pumped full of drugs or in severe pain(and hallucinating).

Near death experiences are what happens to the brain when it's shutting down. Lack of oxygen

among other things. And people tend to have experiences colored by their beliefs. Christians

often see Jesus. Mormons often see Joseph Smith or dead loved ones. Hindus see one supernatural

being or another, etc.

If the experiences were uniform, they might have some validity. But they are not. People usually

see what they expect to see of are afraid is there. Exceptions to that generalization abound.
Family / Re: Should Two Sisters Marry To The Same Family? by minute(f): 6:14pm On Jul 04, 2013
I wouldn't say it's wrong. It sounds rather unlikely. I don't know many girls who would want

to share their weddings with their sister.


Who cares anyway-if the two couples are happy-happiness is the bottom line.
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About Nigerian Women, Money, Sex And Fake Hair by minute(f): 5:54pm On Jul 04, 2013
Wait until you become a pair.


Usually, in the beginning, they are romantic and they love their boyfriend. After a number of

disappointments with men, when they understand that men are only there for the sex, then women

turn to money= SECURED VALUE
Food / Re: Disgusting Things Ever Found In Food. by minute(f): 5:38pm On Jul 04, 2013
Dog hair. We went on vacation and decided to picnic. We had taken the dog along and she decided to sit

in the back near the window.

We didn't see it but her wagging tail was brushing the food and opened one of the sandwiches( which we

thought the wind had opened). Her tail kept brushing along covering it in hair.

By the time we stopped and looked, it looked like a small animal more than a sandwich.
Romance / Re: Should A Blind Man Care About A Partner's Looks? by minute(f): 5:07pm On Jul 04, 2013
Ahhh but blind people can see! just in different ways. Could you ask a blind person to describe

what a rose really smells like? What someone's hair feels like between their fingers?

They may not have sight, but they have more. Yes I can describe something beautiful. Here it is:

The velvet petals were whispering in my ears peace and love. The blankets touched my face so delic-

ately and smooth. It felt like magic, like love coming back to me from the cool ocean breeze of wind.

The soft peach petals of the rose were kissing my face. It was the hand of my loved one.
Family / Re: by minute(f): 4:34pm On Jul 01, 2013
She can ask him. There is nothing wrong with a woman taking the reigns and doing it herself.

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Family / Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by minute(f): 1:23am On Jun 25, 2013
Honestly if he likes hugging, hugging him or saying his name in a sexy voice may be enough.

Make out with him, rub him through his pants, tell him how big he is and how you want to feel

it in your hand etc. I guarantee after a few minutes of that he'll be quite hard and begging

for you to touch it.
Family / Re: Homosexuality And Its Adverse Effects On The Family by minute(f): 5:22pm On Jun 16, 2013
Be shocked at the information I'm about to bestow upon you, Lesbians can still have children; stare

at my answer in awe!! But really haven't heard of donating sperm/eggs have you?

Oh yesss they have to go through someone else to have children; so do a lot of heterosexual people.

What exactly is your point, that only hicks and The cast of Jersey shores should be able to

produce kids? There are so many children without families who cry themselves to sleep at night

begging God for someone to love them. If ANY person answers that call, I am behind them 100%.

I think sexuality is irrelevant to parenting. Infact your sexuality is only a small aspect of who

you are. Atleast, that's how I see it. Yes, I'm bisexual but I'm also a Doctor and a comedy/joke writer

and don't introduce myself as bisexual writer (or Doctor/Lawyer) to other Comedy writers. No I am only

a writer when I'm writing (and the fact that I'm also bisexual shouldn't matter). I think the same goes

for parents, gay or straight. They don't have to labelled as gay or straight parents. They are all just

parents. When you're holding your child, you're not thinking about your sexuality, you're more concerned

about the kid. If the kid sees you holding hands with your same-sex partner, then it's fine, just like

s/he would see straight parents do. There would obviously be some explaining to the kid if he or she is

confused but it doesn't have to be something so present in the upbringing of the kid. I don't think it's

fair for gays to be marginalized in parenting. They are most likely wanting to raise their child in a

similar fashion to straight people.

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Family / Re: Why Do Most Girls Gets So Fat After Marriage? by minute(f): 4:54pm On Jun 03, 2013
BOYS say those things because they are lacking within themselves, they compensate

for their self loathing by projecting it on the opposite sex.Sorry, most women can see

right through you.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Is Feted At Baby Shower ― And Baby Kimye’s Gender Is Revealed by minute(f): 4:35pm On Jun 03, 2013
Some real A listers on that sucker.

I don't care for Kim, but I do respect her business acumen. She capitalized on a bad

situation and turned it into a 70million dollar empire. You can call her a lot of things

but Dumb isn't one of them.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Female Celebrities With & Without Makeup by minute(f): 2:17pm On Jun 03, 2013
Agbani Darego looks flawless. I feel uglier than before.
Celebrities / Re: Angelina Jolie First Public Appearance Since Surgery by minute(f): 2:04pm On Jun 03, 2013
Yeah I am sure the removal of her tiits was what she needed. A true philantropist does things

anonymously and queitly, they don't make sure a camera crew or reporter is around to document it

She's such an hero for undergoing an unnecessary operation that most average people

couldn't afford. The test alone to check your genes for the cancer is $4,000. The

actual operation is $20,000 or more. And she got top of the line care, but wait, she

got new tiits, she's SO special. Up there with Pamela Anderson.

She's not a hero, she's not even special. She's just some old fraud to had the money

to get new pair of tits.
Family / Re: Catching The Bouquet At A Wedding- Myth Or Fact? by minute(f): 1:00pm On May 30, 2013
I have a co-worker that catches just about everyone's bouquet( picture the type who pushes

people out of the way) and yet she is 39 and has never been married. So, no I wouldn't rely

too much on the bouquet to predict the future.
Family / Re: Dilemma - Candid And Honest Advice Needed by minute(f): 2:20pm On May 20, 2013
A case of a woman scorned and you are right in the middle of it.

If you think he's worth it, stick with it. We all like things that is familiar. She is no

different. How many times has something seemed more attractive when it's out of reach.

I would suggest documenting every implication she makes. Get all report and statements

ready to go see an attorney. Get on the phone and give her a piece of your mind.

Play her game. Call human services on her saying her children are being abused. Get even

don't just sit there and take it. Sounds like the ex is a psycho and needs to go down hard core.

She wants to play a nasty game especially using her kids turn the tables and snatch those

kids away from her.
Family / Re: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by minute(f): 11:13pm On May 11, 2013
Affairs are really common, they are like marriage cancer and hard to get through, I don't think

she's taking being married to very seriously.Obviously there are things in the relationship that

have been neglected.There's a lot of questions here.

Do you love her?
Does marriage mean something to-YOU?
If you can't forgive the girl you married, the one you loved more than life itself
who can you forgive?
Is she sorry and contrite?
Is she a good mother?
Do you want to show your daughter how to forgive?

Affairs are usually the result of something else wrong with the relationship. You could try talking
to her but if you two are drifting apart to such a degree you might as well end the marriage.
Family / Re: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by minute(f): 10:16pm On May 11, 2013
Well maybe you are looking in the wrong places. Or maybe you need a a little pick me up makeover.

Have you tried one of those phone chat things and speed dating?

And, don't forget, your biological clock is ticking . . .tick tock...
Culture / Re: Solidarity in Africa: An Essay By Odumchi by minute(f): 8:47pm On May 11, 2013
Africa has been allowed, encouraged to be a failed continent. If Africa were to become unified,

the rest of the world would have a hard time pillaging and rapig it, wouldn't they?

Strong men and dictators are supported because they are weak minded men easily swayed by personal

wealth.

If the Europeans had not gone to Africa, we have no idea what would have happened. We do not know if

Egypt,Ethiopia and Morocco would have taken the lead and moved Africa forward, but it's a possibility.

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