₦airaland Forum

illicit:
He never see anything

If u see how my neck long during his foolish cashless policy nko?

PlayMaker14:
Congratulations Sir, so happy you did not “Chicago” this certificate from Oluwole printing press.

Proud of you Alhaji Farouk.

Nonny95:
This is the funniest thing I have read on the internet 😂.

You want someone you refused to give a job to contribute to the success of your fav😂. Tribalism is evil!!

Lyin Aboyeji is the co founder of Flutterwave.


Iaboyeji

robosky02:
‘English hard o’ — Nigerians blast UEFA after misunderstanding Oshoala post
Barcelona Femeni star Asisat Oshoala


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It was a sad day for English comprehension as fans attacked the UWCL handle on social media after misunderstanding a post they made about Nigerian superstar Asisat Oshoala

Fans have erroneously come to the defence of Nigerian icon Asisat Oshoala after misunderstanding a post from the official X handle of the UEFA Women’s Champions League featuring the Barcelona Femeni star.



With the group stage of the 2023/24 UEFA Champions League set to kick off, the UWCL handle celebrated reigning Champions Barcelona.


They made a post noting that the Blaugrana had an incredible record of scoring in 30 of their last 31 matches, using a picture of Oshoala as the featured image on the post.

The caption on the picture of Oshoala read Barcelona have only failed to score in one of their last 31 #UWCL matches, yet it still drew negative comments from fans of the Nigerian superstar, who rained insults in the comments.





According to the complainants, they were upset that the UWCL for using the Super Falcons legend to portray a ‘negative’ stat.

Nigerians lament lack of basic understanding over Oshoala post

The lack of understanding of the simple post caused shame to other onlookers who lamented the level of education in the country while wondering how the statement could have been misconstrued by so many people.







Others lamented the display of misreading as the reason why a popular test of English remains a blight on the Nigerian populace.



Despite the misunderstanding, fans will certainly be cheering on Oshoala as she locks horns with compatriot Christy Ucheibe when Barcelona take on Benfica in their opening game of this season’s UWCL.



https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/english-hard-o-nigerians-blast-uefa-after-misunderstanding-oshoala-post-2023111420190994023?utm_medium=social&utm_source=whatsapp&utm_campaign=BettingProf

fergie001:
Excerpts of an interview with Festus Osifo, President of the Trade Union Congress on AriseTV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdF41xP8qI0
Interviewer: There is a standing Court injunction stopping you from embarking on any strike and if you do, you will be in contempt of Court, why did you choose to ignore it?

Osifo: I think the first person that will be in contempt of the Court is the Attorney-General himself because as you could see severally even in this dispensation, you could even see the case of Emefiele for example, you have heard when the Court said you should release him, the DSS should release him, but No.

We are copying what the Federal Government is doing, that is No 1.

No 2; as at today, I don't have a copy of the Service. I saw it on Television, and anybody could go on TV and say anything. Perhaps, which Courts are we talking about? Is it the same Court that was described by the retired Justice of the Supreme Court (Dattijo)?
Who owns the Court? The same Federal Government owns the Court.

You cannot continuously take black market injunctions to cripple labour. Before you do that, you have to arrest the entire Nigeria workers and we are ready for it.

Interviewer: Do you as leaders expect to be charged to Court for contempt?

Osifo: I mean I don't have any Service, there is no proof of Service and so if you want to charge us to Court, we are here. We are not running away, Nigeria is our own. We will fight for the soul of this Country.

immortalcrown:
Who never agree go later agree say e don cast. Naija na disgrace.

The court is no longer the hope of a common man in Nigeria.
Any time your opponents or enemies record the APC-kind of victory against you in anything, may you be served what you now call justice for LP. Every creature on earth, when judging your case, shall never fail to serve you that "justice". Again, may the way APC got that victory over LP be the only way you can succeed in everything you do. May you fail when you don't use the APC method. If you see this as a bad prayer, you are a hypocrite. Only a hypocrite will feel bad when wished what he or she appreciates.

Esther125:
https://.ng/2023/11/13/man-commits-suicide-over-inability-to-payback-a-business-loan/

Botragelad:
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/08/us/politics/us-iran-airstrikes.html

APC2:
Source: https://punchng.com/presidential-yacht-delivered-before-public-outcry-says-ndume/

yaseer111:
Good morning all Nairalanders!


The title seems funny, right? Well, na reality. I received my salary yesterday in the evening 7pm or thereabouts but before 6am this morning it has finished.

Na only 5cups of rice, 3cups of garri and 2cups of beans with grandnut oil i bought the money don finish. No even for Maggi and sugar can you imagine? This Life no balance shaa

Some private companies are slave masters they don't care about minimum wage na only nlc dey make noise.

Doxy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwUeqVMufTU?si=2DDewb1efKqfZ013

The female students of Bayero University, Kano state cries out for help as Hisbah Police break into their apartment in the middle of the night.

A video of female students of Bayero University Kano crying out for help as operatives of Hisbah Police broke into their house in the middle of the night, has been shared online.

While it’s unclear why the Hisbah operatives broke into their apartment, the ladies were heard calling out for help and the police.

mignone:
A whole lot o... this is an example.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ex8CaudZNR8?si=3kso-eB5KiU5KmoP

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ganisucks:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02H16XKeRdWtqPQbgm4X3jB1oZTL6cDQM4XAACw9TcFuKVBTUUBUXynBNQz3iZkUHol&id=100001155348708&mibextid=2JQ9oc

iwaeda:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/10/30/boko-haram-may-wipe-nigeria-off-the-map-zulum-raises-alarm-about-insurgency/

taylor88:
I want to challenge all the Yorubas to stumble into the Hausa pages on social media and tackle them boldly for openly criticizing Tinubu



Yorubas y’all can do this to wipe out this shame and narratives of Yorubas are scared of Hausas



Prove the world wrong by not leaving Arewa to attack IPOB and obi



For once face Arewa one on one



Your time starts now

Tallesty1:
One thing I learned from this Israel v Gaza war is that we have a large number of terrorists on Nairaland.

Kurumaru:
I weep, each time I see some people still defending this government.
Intelligence is accepting that u are on a wrong road,and then re-routing. This government hasn't got anything right from day 1(at least,anything that concerns the common man).

dalongjnr:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/10/18/apc-now-islamic-party-under-your-watch-ex-sgf-babachir-lawal-slams-tinubu-others/?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews

adenigga:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/Boko-Haram-Attacks-Escalate-In-Borno

b0rn2fuck:
even we that manage our business can no longer runs it again. It shall never be well for all those that voted APC....na walata talk ham

b0rn2fuck:
even we that manage our business can no longer runs it again. It shall never be well for all those that voted APC....na walata talk ham

nlfpmod:
Shared by H.E Mina Atambi Esq



Credit: @mina_atambi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efuuT9_0wpM

Yuri141:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L12skXDRaTU?si=FKBRri6BU5bxW4q5



@DeleFarotimi

dele farotimi

kk2027:

I agree with you. APC is doing a great job

With the way things are going, dollar will soon hit 5k/1$
Nigeria is doing a great job and hasn't failed by ANY STENCH OF IMAGINATION


AGBADORISTS ARE JUST IRREDEEMABLE

Validated:
One Bulaban spotted

Corrinthians:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cxq2yHst9ud/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Taylor92:
Imagine it was Obi that was under this identity crisis and certificate forgery


The attack wey them for attack us on Nairaland for echo

Tinubu you’re a very useless man

attackgat:
The first picture is Wike shortly before he became Governor of Rivers State 8 years ago

The second picture is Wike Shortly before he handed over some months ago

Power can dry person

trutharena:
Dj Switch @dj_switchaholic

festacman:
Imole shining even from the great beyond.

On the flip side, I think one of Mohbad's problems was that he was too simplistic about life and hustles. He wasn't that deep and like his name Imole, his heart had more lighted side than dark side. He came from the street due to the marital situation of his parents but he didn't belong in the street. The street is mean. The street is jungle. The street is full of dark-hearted people. His father who raised in the absence of his separated mother appear to have non self-assertive and tame personality. It looks obvious that Mohbad got these soft characteristics as well as his singing talent from him.

Unfortunately, Naira Marley drew a battle line and clearly communicated that to Mohbad but he didn't respond with the required sense of street apprehensiveness. He didn't seem to have taken critical measures needed to protect himself out there in the street. He failed to apply the wisdom that the person who is pursued by or surrounded by enemies engages in eternal vigilance. He needed a strong spiritual cover and should have used his 'absent' mother as mothers could go long distant spiritual journeys to protect their children like mother-hen.

From videos on the SM, you could see a simple human being who just wanted to sing and be happy but unfortunately the world is a lot more complicated than simplistic. And it is even worse when you encounter a narcistic and dark-hearted fellow who has a long history of gangsterism from Peckam street of London.

May his gentle Soul rest in peace.

Donaldoni:
Dangote Friends and cronies

Come on! Let's be optimistic for once. Local production is the only way out of our current economic crises.

Ebus12:
I endured it in 2019, when I was beaten in Nsukka. Endured again in 2021, when these same people wiped me two powerful ones on the back, when coming from school.

Today again, I have chested another one for the culture.
But I swear by the filaments and the skies, the next these wicked idiots hiding under the cloak of a masquerade attire will lash me again, I will definitely retaliate.I swear.

Both the person hiding inside the cloak, the idiots following him or her around, and the gods they are representing, will feel the heat, that day. I swear and I swear.
Heh God! That fool inside that masquerade gown should thank his stars that I was held by some people yesterday evening, I would have shown the world a side of me that I have hiding for too long now.

You should come and see the intensity this guy used to wipe me that raffian stick this evening.
Yes, I know I have been owing lots of people lately, but for goodness' sake, why not come directly and ask for your money. Be a man, for goodness' sake.
Must I be flogged?

Ask for your money, you coward. The highest I will do is refuse to pay you, or maybe threaten you on top.
Come like a man and ask for your money
Must I be flogged?