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Cute Valentine

I used to be like this… 

Then I met a girl… 

She was like this… 

Together, we were like this… 

I gave her gifts like this… 

When she accepted my proposal, I was like this… 

I used to talk to her all night like this… 

And at the office I used to do this… 

When my friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like this… 

And I used to react like this… 

But on Valentines Day,
she received a red rose from someone else like this… 

And she was like this… 

And I was like this… 

Which later led to this… 

and this… 

I felt like doing this… 

So, I started doing this… 

GIRLS!


“Everybody wants somebody to love, someone to kiss, someone to miss, someone to squeeze… and I need you.” ~Rolling Stones

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At d risk of sounding daft, please of what use is hacking people's website, what would be the harm done on d people? Please enlighten me.

One day after jogging in d morning, I and ‎​♍Ɣ big sis with the kid were in her room and I said to ‎​♍Ɣ sister that I'm sliming down that I will stop jogging with her,‎​♍Ɣ neice of 4 yrs old asked ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ why is my breast still big if I A̶̲̥̅♏‎​​​ slimming down,that she is the one slimming down cos her breast is small, I was really short of words.

Is the person your boyfriend, fiance or your husband pls clarify us.

This is really an eye opener, 50 yrs and counting after independence and no single invention to show for it, food for thought indeed.

I have signed up but the jobs there seem to be a little bit tough,is it mostly ICT and engeneering jobs? I don't even know where to start, pls direct ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ thanks.

@Akwase,I'm using blackberry and I have gone to the site but where they said contrctors should sign up is ₪☺τ̅ opening, I don't know if its from ‎​♍Ɣ phone or general?

@yamakuza,when I was doing ‎​♍Ɣ NYSC I did all these microsoft excel,powerpoints, words and little little ones, yes I know ‎​♍Ɣ way around computer but I have ₪☺τ̅ really gone deep, the idea of doing the two is appealing, I think that is what I will do, I mean fashion and IT, I just pray I will cope. Thank you veryyyyyyy much. God will bless you, x-fire and Chamber2 for ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥.

hahahahahahaha, that means d judge's reputation is worse than the two judges ' own. Nice one.

@yamakuza, am in lagos,yes I can sacrifice that but I'm weighing the two options to knnw the one that can pay me better and the one that can also get me out of this situation I have found my self. Thanx all for helping out. Nb I will still come bk if I have another question.

@chamber2,sorry to appear to be a pain in d neck,that is asking too many questions but I really want to get something clear here, is Oracle the best a person in ‎​♍Ɣ field can do or cos it is cheaper, will it at least help ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ in ‎​♍Ɣ search of a job in telecoms and other good companies or is there any other IT programme I have to attach to it, pls don't refer ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ to any thread oooo, answer ‎​♍Ɣ question. Thanx and God bless.

Chambers, hahahahaha @ marrying a rich man,it is all our dream naa but the issue is that A̶̲̥̅♏‎​​​ tired of working in ‎​♍Ɣ sister's supermarket with no cash so I want to do something of ‎​♍Ɣ own, I was considering fashion designing but one designer that I know was trying to scare ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ooo, saying it takes 2 to 3 yrs to be perfect in that field, by the way I finished from UNN, d problem now is that I don't know how much all these IT programme in NIIT will cost cos right now I don't even have enough money but I'm still hoping sha, thanks all for your contributions,at least I have two fields to consider, IT and fashion, let ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ hope for money and start maybe next month, God willing, thanks once again, I appreciate.

Thanks so much yamakuza, I have really thot of fashion designing cos d other options you can still end up looking for job and continue d process of job hunting again. I can also welcome more ideas. God bless you.

@yamakuza, something like what,pls advise ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ cos A̶̲̥̅♏‎​​​ at ‎​♍Ɣ tether's end, I really want to start a career this year.

Pls ‎​♍Ɣ friends, I'm a Bsc holder in History and International studies and I want to build a career in nursing, I'm wondering if there is any hope considering that I didn't offer any science course except Biology,how will I G̶̲̥̅̊☹ abt it? Your input would be highly appreciated.

₪☺τ̅ really, I want to make career ion any field I found ‎​♍Ɣ self,therefore I'm flexible in ‎​♍Ɣ career choice. Mainwhile I'm a graduate of History and International studies and your input would be higly welcomed.

Is it ₪☺τ̅ better we do fasting and praying so that God would arise and fight for us against this thieves because just talking in all d social networks are ₪☺τ̅ even making them reconsider what they have done to us and the subsidy removal protest is ₪☺τ̅ even achieving anything.

Pls op explain further on money and class, what's d difference

God pls save us from Boko Haram,

Happy New Year to all Nairalanders, may all that you have ever desired be fulfilled this year in Jesus Name, Amen.

@Natasha, thanks Dear and God will bless you too.

2011 is the year I took a bold step and left Egypt and heads towards ‎​♍Ɣ promised land and I pray that God in His infinite mercy will surely lead ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ to ‎​♍Ɣ promised land C☺M̶̲̥̅ǝ̩̩̩̥ 2012, Amen.

Closer to God
Good health
Loving and Caring husband
Good job
Good connection
More money
More money
Baby
And above all extremely happiness

Orikinla na waoooooo so when you get married you would be competing with you baby for bossom milk, abeg small small. ‎​Ɣξα o.Я.g.a.s.♍ is one heavenly feeling that you can't help but wonder what God really did down there.

@ivynwa, that's more like it, pls keep it up, though I'm ₪☺τ̅ supporting the OP both I don't think that she needs all these trashing to make her quit seeing her boyfriend as an ATM, she came for a solution to her problem it would had been easier to advise her and try to change her way of reasoning instead of yabbing her.

I'm not contemplating suicide but this life could be frustrating at times, imagine someone graduating from the university since 2008 without a job,no means of livelihood,no husband, no fiancee, hearing people's success stories everyday but have nothing successful to say about your life,yet you still have people that expects to feed from you, after all they are not your parents and they saw you thru school, you have to pay back one way or the other, not knowing the way forward for some people that are not strong willed could lead to committing suicide.

This last joke got ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ROTFLMFAO

I would clean it but not wash ONLY if he is sick at that time, washing is for car washers naa.

Good morning all, pls what xmas gift that is not so expensive can a lady buy for her husband or boyfriend.

@poster, interesting write up, so on point.