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what a scary experience, thank God for safe delivery.

Guy no kill yourself oo, some people live with life threatening diseases they still never kill themselves let alone you that is healthy, you can even do menial jobs till your breakthrough comes along, it may tarry but it will surely C☺M̶̲̥̅ǝ̩̩̩̥ to pass. A word is enough for the wise.

Any time ‎​♍Ɣ younger brother beeps ‎​♍Ɣ phone I tend to loose weight cos I already knows what he wants to say.

I don't have 200k, ‎​♍Ɣ budget is 100-150k, thanks though.

I'm interested in an office space around Ikeja or Festac area, either in a plaza or ordinary building with toilet and bathroom, a clean environment where there is no tailoring shop around at the rate of 100 or 150k per year and to pay for 1 year. I can be reached with this email 'sweetmira4real@yahoo.com'. Thanks in advance.

If all you can say on this thread is ☺ķª then ☺ķª oooooooO!

Just cover your food while microwaving it to avoid it been contaminated by d toxic substance from the microwave.

Pls designers in d house, could you give ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ an idea on what and what machines to be bought on setting up a tailoring business and how much are the machines? Your contributions would be highly appreciated, thank Ɣ'all in advance.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, all na wash!

Just try and forgive urself and move on, what has happened has happened you can't change it no matter how hard you are on urself. ‎​♍Ɣ mother was very sick before she died and I had always been with her but during the last Xmas before she died she called ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ to be home but cos I was tired of seeing ‎​♍Ɣ mum been pitied I couldn't go home though I promised her I would, b4 d Easter I was planning on travelling home she passed on, since then I have been feeling guilty to d extent that I dreamt that she cursed me for ₪☺τ̅ being around during her last period on earth,now I have forgiven ‎​♍Ɣself cos I have realised that I can't change what was predestined, y I'm telling this story is for you to understand that you are not alone in this case. Pls stop blaming urself, just ask him for forgiveness he will understand cos he is ur father, cheers.

I'm an aspiring fashion designer, I can't wait to start ‎​♍Ɣ fashion home, God help ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, Amen!

@recruitment, proud mother congrats!

I don't like this, why the cousin naa? They would had kidnapped the child so that his eyes go open, kidnappers una no try at all!

Your own is even better cos you know you are in a relationship, what of the lady that asked the boyfriend of 2 years plus if they are in a relationship and he said 'NO', what would you have done? Just leave him cos he doesn't want to commit himself when the time comes.

Having faith in God and hoping for a better tomorrow.

Pls leave your marriage and face your career, you think you are still young? Don't worry when a mature lady will take your man away you will C☺M̶̲̥̅ǝ̩̩̩̥ back here and cry a river.

If u are still sucking breasts whether those of ur mum, girlfriend, wife or d tiny nipples of ur boyfriend or hubby, Happy children's day...

#YourChildhoodSuckedIf u didn't get suspended cos u sang BoyzIImen's "I'll make love to you" infront of d entire sch on Achievers day!

Happy Children's Day to all Nigerian children, don't worry things can only get better!

Thank God she visited the hospital and the baby is still intact and the Doc recommended lots of rest. I was so scared. You all will have safe delivery in Jesus name, Amen.

I'm not pregnant but my sister is, pls house what does it mean when a pregnant woman of 9 weeks saw a little blood on her womanliness, does it mean that the baby will not stay? Pls I'm very scared.

Nice storyline, I enjoyed this part 5, it is so real and on point, more ink to your pen Umari!

Very funny, he wants to trespass, ℓ☺ℓ‎​​​!

Wow, now I'm officially scared of pregnancy, Afdma, God is in control, your wife will surely carry her baby in this life, in Jesus name, Amen.

EXCERPT OF A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN IBORI AND UDUAGHAN;

UDUAGHAN: "Bros migwuo…na wa o…dis pipo nor try o…I hear say na 13 yrs dem give you".

IBORI : "You dey crase for there u dey hear me so? Why u nor come here come show solidarity for court? U dey asaba dey form his excellency abi? Nor worry…e go soon red for u"

UDUAGHAN: shuuu…bros whish levo (level) naa? why u dey harsh for me naa? Whish one be solidarity for the mata again?

IBORI : why I nor go harsh? U nor see wen dem carry dat okpolo-eye go court? U nor see say all im boys wey e make governor dem follow am go Abuja go show solidarity? U wey I expect to show for the background nor come, na all doz mumu dem u send come here come carey (carry) paper (placard). U nor see as dem pursue all of dem comot from the full court like shidren (children)?

UDUAGHAN: do’oo…nor vex abeg…next time I go try come…

IBORI : U nor well o…whish one be next time naa?

UDUAGHAN: errrhhmm…..

IBORI : nor worrey (worry)….na me dull maself sha…

UDUAGHAN: how bros?....

IBORI : u nor sheck (check) am? Like say dat day wey farida send all doz zombie dem come oghara I just respect maself follow dem ehn, by now I for just dey flenjor o…all dem olanipekun for don bail me dat year na…and na so so adjournment we for dey reach now o…dis yeye oyibo pipo nor just waste time…na na na na dem don give me free lodging…

UDUAGHAN: na so bros…

IBORI : na dat good for nothing Goodluck na im cause all dis one for me so o…

UDUAGHAN: errhhmm….bros…u know say I nor fit talk put for dat one…all dis SSS boys fit dey tap dis call so….

IBORI : anyhow sha nothing spoil…I hear say dem wan send all my money come Delta so…abeg ehn, just help me keep am well, wen I show for the background, I go just hol it (have it).

UDUAGHAN: bros e nor go easy o…I hear say if u do finish show back ehn, na kirikiri get you o…

IBORI : Ur fada!!

The awkward moment when you wake up before your friend at their house and have no idea what to do to pass time until they wake up.

Maybe there is one corper washing her head with sweet nothing, when the guy will leave her then her eyes will clear and she will G̶̲̥̅̊☹ back to the husband begging. Your friend should just let her G̶̲̥̅̊☹ cos she has made up her mind already and no need forcing her to stay cos the man would not be happy in that marriage.

Pls how can you download movies on BB curve 2? Do I need to get a memory card and how many gigs will be okay? Sorry to digress.

Girl: why can't boys sing CHOP MY MONEY with their whole heart?:/

Boy: idiot!! Can u sing WHETHER NA 1 NAIRA with ur whole heart?