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Diplomatic responses from Emir Aminu Ado Bayero.

Rape is rape, and must always be condemned.

United will still get it right.

The truth will still come out. We are waiting.

What goes around comes around.

One by one, dey don de talk.

Truly we are in the next level of affairs.

mansoura:
Sorry for the experience

Thanks

bokunrawo:
The Hiv test thing is so scary ooooooo,the waiting time for the result is just like judgment day, it's that time you will start remembering all atrocities you've done and start promising God that if he can safe you from this one you will not even near sex again. This is the look of most people when they await the news of thier HIV test result from the doctor . Ftc

Bro, I am telling you, it's very scary.

Happy birthday sir.

"Have you ever done HIV test before?" she asked.
"Yes," I answered.
"Are you very sure?" she probed again.
"Yes," I said again. Beginning to wonder what might be the reason for all these questions for the gods.
"When was the last time you did it?" She asked.


With all the thoughts running through my head, I couldn't clearly get her question. Whether she meant the last I did the test or the last time I got laid, after all, the question could be referring to both in this instance and you know these HIV post-test counselling people, the way they like to use style to ask their questions. Just the same way a doctor wouldn't want to ask a man whether he is cheating on his wife with other women, but will rather say, "do you have other friends that you do it with?"

"You don't look comfortable, were you thinking I was asking when last you got laid?" she asked.
How did she read my mind? How can someone be comfortable being asked that type of question. Especially with the way she's already making it seem like I'm positive. Before I could even put my head together to answer her question, she now fired her killshot. She checked my result and it was negative and she couldn't believe it and started complaining bitterly.
"There's no way you can be negative, from the way you look you must be positive, you just have to be positive, it's young boys like you that go around sleeping with everything that has a skirt as one of her properties. You just have all the properties of a fvck boy," she said.
This was while all the while I was trying to be positive about the issue and dodge her negative charges.

She then continued, "You just didn't turn your hair to dreads to avoid harassment from SARS. In fact, I don't like this your result, I don't agree with it, there must have been a mistake somewhere, I have to re-do it myself."

I don't know if it was her long skirt and the big head scarf she was tying that was preventing sense from entering her head. And this was just turning out to be one of those scenarios where prevention is not better than cure.

She then proceeded to open a new HIV test kit, took my blood sample and when the result still showed negative, she got tired and said, "if you know what's good for you, you better keep that your equipment one place."

I took my result and gladly walked away. Thanking my God for saving me from this woman her negative energy is overflowing like Kanji dam.

It's no longer yahoo boys. It's now women at nightclubs.

What role will Bob be playing in the movie? That of a male or female?

And he just got elected?

I don tire for this next level.

Never did, but my classmates did. Some of our teachers then insisted we attached our notes together, so they don't get lost. So I did that one, hahaha. it was cool though.
Using gums and sellotape, DIY binding.

KingLennon:
Which Barca? He played for Watford before running to China

Barca wanted to sign him this January but he refused.

KingLennon:
Victor Anichebe that year o. He just stayed in England and made enough pounds without playing football. See Iheanacho and Ighalo too dem just dey after money

But Ighalo dey China nah, and even turn down Barça.

Happy birthday man. E pain me that time wey we lose that 2008 Olympics final to Argentina.

Happy birthday Mikel Obi.

You don't make fast money from genuine business.

Eyaa
You want to see clouds and make sounds, na Soundcloud?

But your followers cannot always be your fans now. And even receiving criticism from a follower doesn't make the person not to be your fan.

beautiful looking couple.

Not just hungry but angry.
The reality we cannot see but can see in our imagination. What a diplomatic response.

Are you saying the members shouldn't watch Game of Thrones?

falcon01:
So what? Hausa people say " Amfanin SANI Ragowa" if I happen to be in that position and want to award a contract, if a family member of mine is able and capable and is worth it am giving them, and if no family is capable am looking for a friend and if no friend is capable, I will throw it out to A random capable person.

Was this not the reason Atiku was accused of cronyism. When he was told that saying I will not sell government assets to myself, but I will sell to my friends is cronyism.

Fingered? Who is thinking what I'm thinking?

I think if you are interested in the fear-based aggression like people here are already pointing out. What you have to do is to isolate the dog not to go beyond your compound and lock it in its cage often and it will become aggressive.
At least, that was how my aunt trained their guard dog and he is aggressive towards people he meets newly.
But again, your dog is still young.

Good for him. Why would he defaecate in public?

BizBayo:
Thank your star say the person wey wear the pant no wear am travel.. Na sorry go be your case. But wait o, does it mean females share undies? Because I am not understanding.

Boxers and panties no be d same work them dey do? Sotay even some girls de prefer wear boxers.