₦airaland Forum

Theconglomerate:
Lol na trade I dey ooo
Abi you want buy tomato?
E dey oo,2 taty naira.
Well yeah we do share.
You no see as ahiboilandgas dodge that guy weh dey ask am of oil and gas investment?
Everybody dey fear saturation jarey.
If person don get money of his own,come and see hiding of business and investment afterwards.
They only pass carcasses to the masses at that point.
The guy never talk anything,ahib don already flog am with excuse
Oh you've got to love Capitalists

Funny you should mention this. I was reflecting on ahibo's personality. I have been on this thread since 2016. Ahibo has shared everything in great detail. emmanuel as well in fact nearly everyone. we are open like that on this thread. apart from a few troublemakers ,this is a fantastic thread. You are new here. you may not know. Great minds discuss ideas. the sky is big enough for stars to shine

MrMcJay:
Emmanuelewumi and Stephen13, there is currently a block of 6 units of 2 bedroom flats for sale in Mafoluku for 35M asking.

There is another newly painted block of 6 units of 2 bedroom flats at that same Mafoluku for 40M.

Let me teach you something I do. If you want to buy something priced like 35M, write a cheque of like 25M, leave it unnamed, snap it and attach it to a Letter of offer for 25M. Even if the seller turns it down initially, he won't be able to sleep.

I have told my clients not to buy any property yet. Currently have 3 of them I told to hold on till early July. Then, we would enter the property market for point and kill.

;DI laugh troway for ground. Thanks for the tip.

Alexandre7:
Transferring directly to domicillary account using Azimo?

How possible is that?

How do you usually do it?

I move cash from uk bank account to naija domicillary account.

BurntDodo:
About 3 weeks ago, I had been drinking alcohol heavily. I drank anything I could find. I drank 5 large bottle of Mcdowells without mixing it all on my own every single day within a week. I'd also overdose on normal sleeping pills. When I heard the corona virus was starting to spread I decided to quit drinking but after 2 days of quitting I started noticing I was feeling slightly feverish, having headaches and stomach ache, diarrhea and on the 24th of March, I woke up in the middle of the night and I felt like I was going to throw up but I didn't.

I decided to self medicate with Malaria drugs, Flagyl and Tetracycline at home. That didn't help and I got worse. I went to a pharmacy and got jucopan and cirprofloxacin & tinidazole tablets. It got even worse.

I took myself to a hospital. I took injections for malaria and typhoid. Doc also gave me drugs for ulcer and malaria. I felt better for 2 days and then I felt worse again.

Went back to that hospital and their service there was just too annoying so I left. I went on Google with my symptoms and all of it pointed to ulcer. What I hadn't known was that the doc had actually put me on ulcer tablets so I went to the pharmacy and got Ulcertret, Maalox Plus, Ciprofloxacin & Tinidazole. I used all of them and I am still feeling pain in my upper abdomen.(I treated ulcer twice)

Now, the pain in my abdomen has become more specific. It's a feeling of indigestion and it also feels like it's unsettled like I'm going to puke but I never did and I felt it the most early morning and evening. I also feel full after eating just little. A new symptom also developed. I'm burping like hell. I burp every 10 seconds. I also feel very anxious. My hands are always shaky. It's like I want to have a fever but I don't.

I was starting to panic so I went back to that same hospital. Doc told me to take an abdominal test which I did. The test says my liver is mildly enlarged. The doc said there's nothing wrong with my stomach just the liver that I should go home and be using mismag that with time I'd feel better. The doc is young so I'm not sure how I feel about his service.

As I write this, I'm done with mismag and my upper abdomen still hurts, I'm very anxious and I poop immediately after every meal. My body aches, I feel fatigued and feverish. I've now had a stomach ache for close to 4 weeks now and I've been continuously burping for 2 weeks.

Note : I live in Ikorodu and there's no alternative hospital around and I can't move much because of the isolation. I'm not coughing, having shortness of breath or having any symptoms of Corona Virus.

Please, what do I do? I've used so many medication that I started to smell like pills.

Eiyaa,I m sorry you are having such a bad time. it does sound like you have alcohol withdrawal . I doubt you can do this on your own.
may I suggest you go to the nearest teaching hospital to see the psychiatrist. This is what they were trained for and they can arrange detoxification. Sorry again

the one time I didnt use azimo, I hear Nwii. My only complaint is that rates are low.

I ve started transferring directly to domicillary account. I havent done the conversion to know whether that's saving me money.

Sholapey:
I bought one last two month and another one came up 3days ago but I already left 9ja. The property is worth 60m thou but it's now on the market for 35m

perfect

deepwater:
What area is that?
Please advise us on good land deals if you have any

land is in anambra. I ll share any tid bits as a matter of course deepwater. no fear

deepwater:
What area is that?
Please advise us on good land deals if you have any

of course deepwater. properties were in onitsha though

emmanuelewumi:
I hope you have enough cash that can take care of your expenses for the next 6 months and above, if you have done that you can invest in whatever catches your fancy


This recession is real, the most important thing is survival

Of course. I m holding on to cash for now. not investing till later

So, I just advised mommie dearest to hold on on some land she wanted to pay cash for. We ll need that cash for later in the year to snap up distress sales.

Has anyone got any advice on where to spot such opportunities. I have got some personal contacts but I want to spread a bigger net for information.

cc:emmanuelewumi,ahibooilandgas

I know this sounds terrible but this recession fills me with excitement. Fortunes are made during recessions you know

You,my dear poster,are a goat.

This thread don quiet. wheres everyone?

Oyiboman69:
This is worrisome

Certainly not. Poster your son is absolutely fine. but you can take him to your pediatrician if you are worried.

Lagentle:
It can't be

Nothing I know changes people so drastically. From dearly beloved brother to thief,liar and general disgrace to the family.

Brain tumors ,some familial mental health issues can do this as well . Have you tried a psychiatrist? it will your problem in two ways: he can get treatment or he can stay in a home where he receives care.

I m happy lexus has thrown in the towel. I encourage everyone else to do so until we get PPE . arrant nonsense

clout chaser

hey why cant you add PayPal? how much of this goes to the authors estate?

I would like to say a HUGE thank you to the lovely men and women who staff our hospitals.
You see carnage for up to 8 hours every day, you go home only to come back and do it again .
May your parents and family not cry over you.
Daalunu o!

marylandcakes,I m so sorry about your cat. cats have been known to go into depression after losing fights. I suggest you let them find their own level.
I can make cat soup out of the bully if you prefer

gogedda:
I guess both your HSBC account and the dorm account are UK accounts. Mine is Nigerian account. Infact my dorm account is GTbank, while the Naira I wish to convert and deposit in the dorm account is in my Stanbic account. How I wish the banks can allow that easy conversion and deposit between accounts.

domicillary was a UBA account. I have since made another transfer. costs 30 pounds each time

He is probably on drugs.

is he igbo?

Greed will be your undoing

Aphrodite007:
I’m most appreciative of health workers right, but no I don’t agree with this sentiment. Soldiers didn’t sign up to die, they signed up to fight a war, if they die, they die. Same with docs, you signed up cos you’re passionate about treating and curing people (irrespective of that you’re treating/curing), so if you get infected along the way, sorry- it’s the job.

My dad has a health condition and is a doc in Nigeria. If they recall retired staff, he will go back and fight And all I’ll do is cry. Because it’s his job! I know how my mum almost ran mad when AIDS started in Nigeria, she thought he would catch it by touching a patient. It’s the risk of the job.

My tip: catch it, so at least you will rest. I have a health condition and I didn’t die, so you most likely won’t.

it is not their job to get infected and die from covid-19. They are allowed to do anything to keep from dying. Thank you very much.

Nigsrdumb:
Please forgive me for this post.

I'm currently in a dilemma, first bank contacted me about the bvn linkage on my account.

They said I need a sworn affidavit, letter and newspaper publication to correct my name on their records.

My name hasn't changed, my identity documents match what is on the bvn , the issue for them is that they don't have my middle name .

So essentially my first name and surname is correct but the middle name is missing.

I told them a change of name affidavit doesn't make sense because I haven't changed my name

They advised they'll freeze all my accounts until I get them the aforementioned documents for a name change.


I'm in the process of converting some naira into my Dom so this is just another blow on top of my original issues with d devaluation.


Can anyone explain how I can navigate this issue?

Sorry for derailing the thread , no where else to ask.

you need all these I m afraid. I had a simple transposition that is my first name was switched as my second . to correct this I had to provide all this except the newspaper publication in 2017.
check which is easier and faster. moving your funds or providing the documents. Goodluck