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If I start my own bickering,na ban go end am las Las for this thread o.
Can we all just get along?
I m compiling the names of troublemakers on this thread
They will be sanctioned appropriately as I will leave them out of any hot money making tips.

Akpaamunsi:
It is not a do or die affair to go abroad. If u don't have d means and none of your relatives can sponsor u, then look for other pipelines to achieve your dream. Don't you have a church or a mosque u attend that they know u that u can solicit for help?
It's weird and abnormal to see anybody here that will just come and invest 3-5milion on you when no be dem born u.
Pls stop this as this sounds like a childish joke and u r embarrassing yourself.

Please let her be. People are fighting different battles everyday that you may not know about. You never know if your comment will be the last straw for this young lady. I understand her perfectly. Nigeria can break you.

Dear,may I suggest the canada route above? I understand you but I cannot lay out money on a stranger. In about a year when you start making your own money,you will understand.
You can also try your local senators and all. Keep trying,you never know. Well done

Used to be just a formality as everyone gets approved. it changed about 2 years ago. Are you from the North? then no problemo. If from the east forget it

Now before you travel, how many coronavirus cases in your home state? How many where you are agitating to go?

In the next couple of weeks, Igbo people will start running to their villages due to catastrophic death rates in our major cities. Let your wife call her workplace and extend for about 2 weeks. In 2 weeks time ,no one will be working. Find a way of surviving in the village. You will be there for a long time. I m sorry about your predicament

olujaidi:
She's taking advantage of his trust. If not, why hasn't she stopped it? Instead she's afraid that she won't be able to continue. It looks like she feels justified to do so. If so, what could her motivation be?

Are you disguising selfishness as karma? In that case, what's her own karma?

There is obviously no more love in the marriage. Why would you want to watch your beloved suffer? I m not sure whose fault it is because I wasnt there. Moreover this is rarely 100 percent from a single side. I may have hastily jumped to conclusions and I apologise.

It's just that stuff like stopping your wife from working triggers me. Think of your wife as a more sensitive younger brother and you wont have any issues.

emmanuelewumi:
author=Theconglomerate post=89333528]People that can't trust their wives usually feels so because they make zero income and probably came from a place that could use a lot of help,in other words make them no use their money take solve family problems of their in laws..
That is why it is always good to be on a certain social strata before getting married,not just to raise a comfortable family but also increases one's reach in the kind of families he will pick a wife from.
No be that kind family weh you go Marry wife and you hear say them don roof house weh their late father abandon 25 years ago just after you marry her,instead of you to be happy for them,you go start to wonder why it happened immediately after you marry their daughter.
"Could it be coincidence?"you will ask yourself
Or did I just marry a BIG FAT FÙCKING RAT that I will be stocked with for the rest of my life
Immediately your hair will start falling off in your early thirties due to over thinking and the inevitable financial mishap that awaits you.
One will stop eating,start daydreaming,losing focus and start exhibiting symptoms of poverty even before it starts and then the shocking news will come
Guess what it is;
The mother in law that had 2 lazy grown up sons and semi frustrated daughters that could barely fix their leaking roof for 7 years just took delivery of a new SUV and now wear only gold necklace and now tie hollandis wrapper to sit at home.
And then yours truly,the angel God personally sent to rescue a generation out of poverty will pay a visit one day to them,stays dumbfounded,goes back home with his wife and die of heart attack leaving behind all what he has toiled for,for a people he don't know..
I will be the last person to date or marry a poor woman
This story is very generic and refers to no one in particular,take it to heart at your own risk cos I won't bother responding to criticism.
It is not an advise!



So you want to marry a woman that is not poor? What is your definition of a poor woman?


I think one should not marry a lazy woman, with the wrong attitude about money. This include making of money and management of money.
Avoid women and people with an entitlement mentality.

Avoid selfish people.


A lady once got in touch with me on Nairaland, she is a full time house wife. She wanted to invest N10 millon. I always ask people the source of their funds
The woman said her husband placed her on a monthly salary of 150k every month, she inflated house expenses and the children school fees. Which she claimed she uses in settling her parents and siblings expenses.

I now told her to first of all discuss with her husband, because my wife always seek my advice whenever she wants to invest.



But this woman said she could not tell her husband, she said if the husband should know that she has that type of fund, the husband might reduce her salary, reduce house upkeep allowance, start paying the school fees himself and scrutinize all expenses.

Apart from that she said her husband was currently broke, he needed a loan of N5 million from his bank that will fetch him a profit of N2 million.


I sha advised her to buy money market funds, but whenever I remember that encounter it makes me to fear and respect some women.


Madam don't be offended if you are reading this, I didn't put your name. We are only sharing experience.

This is a deeply unhappy woman. The husband has not put any effort into making the closest human being to him happy. He deserves all he is getting.

EDIT:I just read that he stopped her,a graduate,from working. This is his karma.

umarwy:
The quality of education has seriously dropped in Nigerian secondary schools ( especially government owned) including unity schools and model schools.

Your sister coming out terribly does may or may not be due to this.

Not all seed that's been planted grow. Some are duds

No offense.

None taken. Its Catholic School or bust for me

umarwy:
Proudly ex pro unitate

My Baby Sister turned out terribly from a pro unitate school. I no go try am at all.

buhariguy:
two weeks is not far,

It is . When they are desperately needed elsewhere. 2 weeks multiplied by 36 states. When will they actually do their job?

Newest Format? Have you considered selling your phone?

Why was your first instinct opening a nairaland account to beg? A juju o

Realmenlovetruly:
Can you make this simple for me?

Yes. Type it into the google search bar.

clinical insomnia. Sleep by 2am. wake up by 7:45. I m thinking of how to turn it to my advantage.

Maybe study?

That's not why they left. Kogi State was going to quarantine them for 2 weeks. Now,these are a team of specialists. Nigeria cannot afford to lose them for two weeks. That's why they left.

I hate Covid 19 but it has no time for political grandstanding and ,like pregnancy,it cant be hidden.

Kano went down this path but look at them now

emmanuelewumi:
True, but it appears less than 10% of women fall into this group

I have friends who were frugal and Investment conscious when they were single, but by the time they got married they became wasteful in order to satisfy the consumption lifestyles of their wives. One of the reasons why some men are not open to their wives concerning how much they make.

Some make 10, but they will tell their wives they make 7. So that they can secretly save and invest 3

This is not exclusively a female thing. it happens when a couple do not have joint account and joint expenditures. The partner who earns more may not tell the other all of his/her plans for the income.

So as month dey end like this,madam /oga who earns less is already planning owambe. He doesnt know you want to buy TB this month.
Just Plan together if you are married to avoid this

Asquare84:
I do not know if any Nigerian or African countries have made effort to climb Mount Everest. I am bewildered with the fact that other race are placing the flag of their nation on the summit of mount Everest, yet no any African nation I believe have done that. I am driving by love for nation.

Any advice from experience peeps here as I intend making enquiry about Nepal visa immediately after the lockdown.

My budget is 10 million

Since this is what you have set your mind on,may God help you accomplish it.

I have actually found that the best way to make an impact is to invest in human beings. Set up a scholarship fund in your village. equip the primary healthcare centre.you will never be forgotten

southniyikaye:
I didn't anticipate the scam, it was my inlaw who introduced me to the scammer though in all honesty, he didn't know.
Couple with police case, couple with the travails I was facing, coupled with spiritual warfare I was fighting.
It's just as if someone was somewhere dishing me problems like a whot game.
Pick two, pick three general market
When I even wanted to checkmate, they kukuma gave me another general market.
Thinking about it will kill me so I just have to let go and try to start all over.
Well only God can save me now cos I no even Sabi the direction my life is going.
I have overcome the hard part which is moving on.
I believe God still has something in store for me,not giving up at all.

I actually laughed so hard at the shot comparison. You have a sense of humor. You will definitely go far in life. Welldone

why will I drive all the way to umuleri when I can enter express to asaba? A juju o.

The average businessman in Anambra would rather enter a bus without ac to Lagos than fly? Who is this stupid airport for? This is a white elephant project.

Obiano should have fought for a port in onitsha. Oh and he should fix onitsha roads. they are a complete mess

Why are we fighting as to which state is more developed? Every part of Nigerian infrastructure is a sh*thole. The People and culture is what keeps me coming back.

cucumbar:
can my wife be the primary applicant? As I am above 40 and don’t have a masters degree yet, which will make my crs score low.

I dont see why not. I do not like spousal visas because they are usually longer pathways but if it offers your best chance,take it.

sassysure:
Una no dey hear at all.
Very stubborn set of people with corrupt politicians.

I was referring to the UK. Even amoebae know why Nigeria's case will be catastrophic.

sassysure:
Why is UK death still rising.
To me, UK is the most hit by this coronavirus if we factor in population.

What is wrong with these people?

And they are talking about opening school.
I have a friend that works in care home. She said more than half of the staffs have stopped coming to work. Govt said care homes record more death.

I want to port to Madagascar.

We are being hit hard. Where did we go wrong, Lexus and RalphJean.

Why are we doing so badly?

9jatriot:
Why do many women always believe their husbands will die before them and they must as a matter of urgency be entitled to all his assets. Most men hardly have this kind of mindset for his wife.
The man himself is thinking if I die, what happens to my family. He devise ways to ensure that madam has access in an eventuality, it is very hard to see a woman say "how do my husband and children have access to my wealth if I die".

Probably because up to now, women have had no money to speak of. Women do make sure their children are provided for.
Even the man's wealth she is "plotting" for will be used for the children. What's terrible in that?

zamirikpo:
please sir , expansiate…………...what kind of shock.....

He means that you ll be required to do all household chores on some days if your wife is working on that day.
You will also be required to do all household chores on some days just to give her a breathing space to pursue her leisure activities. You know,just as she gives you while you are watching the premier league.

You will also have to involve her in decision making because she will be making hefty financial contributions to the family.

That's the shock o. the very heavy shock.
How many African men can survive this shock?

Gabby9201:
Hello Dr gud afternoon.
Dr am 4weeks pregnant and started bleeding yesterday 2/5/2020 so I went to d hospital to see d doc told him my situation and he prescribed promolut Depot injection for me and said I should b on bed rest but I noticed that after taking d first dose yesterday the bleeding increased and is still on now.am scared of taking d 2nd dose.pls Dr what should I do?bcoz he said it's difficult for 4weeks old pregnancy that is bleeding to stay.Dr is that true?thanks

Go back into hospital ,love. I m so sorry but if Bleeding has not stopped, you are likely having a miscarriage and need to be evacuated.
I m soooooo sorry for your loss. E-hugs

they have shut all my beloved branches in all the states I have lived in. Which ones are open then?

Absolutely no pictures and the clapping is distracting

Do that. He is looking for a plastic surgeon to do liposuction for your tummy and to enlarge your bum. perfect couple.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with male pattern baldness. its caused by the male hormone androgen. so it occurs in virile men

can you test the water? the water is poisonous obviously. Till you know what killed them you cannot use the dead fish to feed other fish or smoke it as that wicked human being suggested above.

I am sorry for your loss. take heart

odimbannamdi:
Regarding the emboldened, i think you meant "politics" and "dollar", right?

optics means how things look. everyone will be up in arms if the dollar shoots up to 600.

They will defend the naira making the naira to go up in value. that is exchange rate may go back to 380 but they cannot do this for long. the IMF is not a bottomless pit of money they can keep borrowing from. Venezuela's loan was recently rejected

yomi007k:
Why inside wardrobe? I have some in wardrobe and some in dorm account.

kikiki. pray one million boys dont come. if it's in a bank,pray Lebanon doesnt happen here.

Go front no good,turn back no good.

My take is if this is money you may need in the next 6 months,sell.
If not,keep it in hard currency in your wardrobe.

I think Nigeria will try to defend for as long as it can . They ll do this because of optics. They are borrowing now in order to do this so Naira will fall. But I see further devaluation on the horizon.

I wouldn't buy any more either. wait till it gets cheaper.

Lexusgs430:
At the death of the main applicant......... Don't do what i am thinking........

Haq Haq Haq but this no one no be wetin people want. Grant the ILR now so they can access benefits and all.

STENON:
Visa extension for frontline workers including care assistants.
Congratulations to you all

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/home-secretary-announces-visa-extensions-for-frontline-health-and-care-workers

oh my! this is fantastic. I had been eyeing tresor la nuit by Lancome but had a visa to renew. let me order the biggest bottle. kikiki