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Sports › Re: Why Is Gerard Pique Retiring? These Are The Four Main Reasons by Misterone: 4:06pm On Nov 04, 2022
Pinterest:
Pique told Laporta and Barca’s board that if Messi is sold that Barca would do well. Now they are playing back to back in Europa League, and one of the reasons is because of Mr Pique’s numerous defensive errors.

In contrast, Messi is balling and gunning for his 8th Ballon D’or. He has the most goal contribution in 2022.
bringing beer parlour gist to this forum is not good for your health. Pique who is not the coach or captain would tell the board of Barcelona what to do? Peter Obi urchins at it again
Politics › Re: Naira Redesign: 3 Governors Under Our Radar Over Stashed Cash – EFCC Chair by Misterone: 1:07pm On Nov 04, 2022
Parachoko:
Why do you think is the three Governors you mention?
1. Okowa is gunning for VP and from what we know based on how they play politics and rig elections in Delta, he must have a stach somewhere.
2. Ortom hardly pay salaries but is always complaining of lack of funds. He is a rascal and would see nothing bad in paying workers from across the table.
3. Bello who has been finding it difficult to pay workers came out to contest presidential primaries. With what money would he have used to facilitate the elections if he had won?
Politics › Re: Naira Redesign: 3 Governors Under Our Radar Over Stashed Cash – EFCC Chair by Misterone: 12:29pm On Nov 04, 2022
Aufbauh:
'Governor Donatus Wike' should top the agenda of the 3 crooked Governors.

Meanwhile the naira redesign is holding the crooked by the jugular. No matter what they do the money has to find it way to the bank.
More so that the dollar is scarce & could not readily accommodate the humongous stashed naira.
I think it is Okowa, Ortom, and Bello of Kogi
Travel › Re: The New Nigeria-Cameroon Border Bridge Has Been Commissioned (Photos & Videos by Misterone: 7:48am On Nov 04, 2022
Penguin2:
Buhari govt tried in infrastructure in relation to previous administrations.

But God will punish him and his ministers who are more interested in connecting Cameroun with bridge and Niger Republic with rail while Enugu-Onitsha Expressway is a death trap and there’s no functional rail line into and out of Southeast.

After some idiots will be wondering why we hate Buhari
you hate Buhari! You guy vote for PDP for 23 years, out of the 23years, PDP was in power for 16years. What did PDP do for you? Rubbish and ingredients
Politics › Re: I’ll Dialogue With IPOB, Other Agitators – Peter Obi by Misterone: 7:38am On Nov 04, 2022
Obinoscopy:
https://dailytrust.com/exclusive-ill-dialogue-with-ipob-other-agitators-peter-obi
Obi is an !diot. You want to dialogue with someone you feel has done no wrong? The stupid Obi has never criticised IPOB, not even ones. So what's the need for dialogue when you believe they are right. IPOB candidate.
Politics › Re: See Funny Reactions To Kilimanjaro Fire Outbreak by Misterone: 7:33am On Nov 04, 2022
mightyhaze:
God Answereth by fire... Ask Abel,son of Adam.. Ask Abraham,father of all nations..

Ask Prophet Elijah and others for clarification and verification..


God himself just answered our prayers on the great mount Jaro
God answereth your prayers by consuming your party flag in a fire? Does that not show rejection? When Sodom and Gomorrah was consumed by fire was that acceptance?
Politics › Re: #SackEmefieleNow Trending On Twitter by Misterone: 11:09pm On Nov 02, 2022
hisexcellency34:
Same rubbish we have been hearing since 2015
if you like, hear the same rubbish since 1935, that one no concern me. We should be thanking God that Baba Buhari has done well. When you start comparing us with other African countries you will know that we are far better off even with all the challenges we had. The scammer Peter Obi, when he was governor, what did he do? In a small state like Anambra, he could not do anything but now, he is talking about Benue. Rubbish and ingredients. You had power for 8years, you did nothing. Now you are saying you want to transform another state to London. Rubbish
Politics › Re: #SackEmefieleNow Trending On Twitter by Misterone: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2022
This is nothing new. When you fight corruption, corruption fights back. Some idiots want this country to be good, better, and best but they don't want government to take the necessary actions required. For you to make an omelette you have to break an egg. Yes, price of dollar will go up for a time but it will go back down cause it is not supported by any economic factor. The naira will start increasing in value after the currency change because then a lot of dollar will be chasing the few naira that is available
Politics › Re: Shettima Criticizes Atiku And Peter Obi (Video) by Misterone: 7:42pm On Nov 02, 2022
BossGerald:
The founder of boko haram has spoken...

When will thr Founder of agbero and touts go live on TV too??
huh
Rumours going round is that the labour party candidate peter obi has come to an agreement with Gumi to make him minister of Defence if he wins next year's election grin
Politics › Re: Contractors Hand Over $1.5bn Lekki Port After Completion by Misterone: 8:12am On Nov 01, 2022
Bigchristo:
it’s not about being caught will he be prosecuted?where are others who they caught? Check Buratai and former EFCC Magu court cleared them and this one will not be different
you are asking about Buratai and Magu when governor's of the 2007 set that have cases in court have not been dispensed with. This cases are in court. Allow the court do their job. Equity is slow but sure
Politics › Re: Contractors Hand Over $1.5bn Lekki Port After Completion by Misterone: 10:50pm On Oct 31, 2022
Bigchristo:
you expect Nigeria to continue this legacy? Soon when hand touch you now you will be crying Nigeria is a bad country but you want the legacy of bad governance to continue.
irony! Is it not the APC government that caught the accountant? You are accusing the APC government of an offence by a civilian criminal.
Travel › Re: Allen Onyema: US Court Acquits Air Peace Boss, Fines Mayfield $4000 by Misterone: 10:35pm On Oct 31, 2022
Tinubuagbado:
Yorubas to be precise.


Igbos, know your enemies. They are not Hausa, not your brothers of south south, but that's the Yorubas.
with this rubbish you wrote, you expect a yoruba man to vote for obi/datti?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Visited Imo State (Pictures) by Misterone: 10:21pm On Oct 31, 2022
lhordspy:
Where are the cowards? The online miscreants and their flat-headed Candidate, Peter Obi who usually lock themselves up in the toilet every monday.
People who cant even host any gathering, political meeting or rallies on monday.

Today is monday isnt it? A fulani man you hate so much just confronted your fears.




Bloody cowards.
obi is a scam. This we have known for a while.
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Whoever Ayo Adebanjo's Afenifere Endorses Usually Lose Elections by Misterone: 12:02pm On Oct 31, 2022
Gossipninja:
Yoruba's continue fanning a drug lord until he destroys all that is left with your culture and tradition.. Imagine an Omo ale putting his useless mouth in the affairs of our elders and chieftains.
THE PAIN IS REAL see this one as Tinubu don touch am well. E no fit sleep without calling Tinubu's name.
Politics › Re: CBN Had My Approval In Replacing Naira Notes - Buhari by Misterone: 9:11am On Oct 31, 2022
nedu666:
Which blokos. The currency comes out on 15 dec. So they hve ample time to either pay in the money into the bank, use it to buy govt treasury bills and bonds, buy stocks, buy dollars, buy properties. Only a mumu can be caught unaware by buhari
you think say e easy to deposit 1billion for bank? There are bank rules/policies that need to be followed you know. Also the bank has the duty to report you to the EFCC
Romance › Re: After 15 Years Of Masturbating This Is What I Discovered. by Misterone: 12:18pm On Oct 30, 2022
kollinzgee:
I am 29 now and i have being masturbating since the age 16,that is about 15 years,sometimes i do it for about 3 times daily for 15 good years so trust me i know the truths ,lies, fact and fictions and also the advantages and disadvantages forget what some religious leaders and so fake philosopher are saying and that is what i will be dissecting here on this thread,trust me they are so many lies out there even by religious leaders.

1) masturbation does not reduce your self confidence dont be fooled by peoples philosophy,i masturbate alot but trust me i can approach any woman i like without fear worst she will do is say no to me and life goes on and trust me i have managed to bed some few pretty ladies.. wink ,as a music artiste i can face the crowd and perform and also give speech audience if need be,if you lack confidence you lack confidence masturbation has nothing to do with it wake up people.

2) masturbation doesnt make you loose interest in women,even though i masturbate alot am i still very much interested in women because nothing is sweeter than pussy on earth,there is a huge difference between masturbating and having sex the feeling of sex is real and emotional,if i have the option of pussy and masturbation i will always chose pussy because its real.

3) masturbation doesnt cause low sperm count or watery sperm,even scientist have proven that ,there was a time i had a serious typhoid and during that period i didnt masturbate for about 2 weeks because you cant be seriously sick and still have libido,when i got well i went back to masturbate since i was single back then no girl to knack, that period they amount of semen i release was something else,it was so thick and much that my trousers keep soaking over and over that i felt embarrassed.

4) masturbation doesnt cause hair loss forget all that lies,my hair is still more intact than even many guys that dont do it. and bard every 8 days.

5) come to think of it for fuk sake masturbation is not different from sex,biologically its still friction berween two flesh just like dick and pussy.so why do people see it as more dangerous than sex

6) women cannot control you easily because you are not a sex freak,imagine a world were women have becoming so wicked and manipulative,they have weaponised sex as tool to control men and milk them of money.in this senario men who masturbate have an upper hand over men who dont.if my girl brings up any drama and denies me sex i simply go and masturbate to aviod shit.
For married men if your wife just put to bed and your have to let let her rest for months to recover how do you satisfy urge do you cheat on your wife or masturbate?which one is a better option?
i Bleep her laps just near the vag
Politics › Re: Buhari Approved Naira Redesign, CBN Replies Finance Minister by Misterone: 12:29pm On Oct 29, 2022
Ecos:
Shut up your dirty mouth clueless zombie. I wonder the kind of senseless person you will be in real life. I know for sure that people around you will be avoiding you for your wickedness. You are such a pathetic and a sadist that derive joy in seeing people suffering. May God have mercy on your wretched soul
no matter the hatred you feel, the law is the law and it has been followed. If you no like am hug transformer.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Freezes Mallinson Ukatu's N20BN In 103 Bank Accounts by Misterone: 2:51pm On Oct 27, 2022
zeuss:
They are struggling to build false cases against this man. They want to steal his money.
IPOB spotted
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Politics Of Flood And Self Promotion. Pictures. by Misterone: 2:46pm On Oct 27, 2022
plaindealer:
Everywhere na laughing, possing and photo opportunities..


grin grin
look at him here in 2013 acting surprised at the floods in anambra. In 2022, he is still acting surprised. Na now day break. This man loves the camera too much. If him wan give him wife money, he go call camera man. Stingy bastard

Politics › Re: Loopholes In Cbns New Naira Design Policy That Needs Urgent Attention by Misterone: 2:25pm On Oct 27, 2022
KunGioKehRah:
Past govt have done it before

What later happened at the end of the day?

Did it stopped those stealing our public funds to stop?

I am having headache, you buy new cap for me, will that cure the headache?

How much is one dollar to one naira now?

And cbn is printing new notes?

Are these guys doing comedy?
it is not about cap or headache or the fact that it has been done before. What is different now is that we have technology and banking tools that did not exist before. With the advent of NIN, BVN, SIM registration etc, you can't bamboozle the system just like that unless you have in-house support.
Politics › Re: How ‘DSS, US Soldiers Arrested Suspected Terrorist’ In Abuja Estate by Misterone: 11:09am On Oct 27, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
Learn not to accept everything you are given it is good for you health
who told you I have accepted it as true or false. it is a story which I don't know the facts therefore, I can only read and pass. it will be very wrong of me to judge something I know nothing about.
Politics › Re: How ‘DSS, US Soldiers Arrested Suspected Terrorist’ In Abuja Estate by Misterone: 10:57am On Oct 27, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
US police don't operate like nonenties.If this is true pictures should have been added
if you think it is a lie then accept it as a lie. aha! I no dey understand una self! you saw a report and you are arguing with it. were you there?
Politics › Re: Sack Emefiele Now - Sowore Reacts To Redesigning Of Naira Notes by Misterone: 11:39pm On Oct 26, 2022
Politics › Re: Nigerians Hit Tinubu Over Comments On Borrowing by Misterone: 9:15am On Oct 26, 2022
dre11:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/nigerians-hit-tinubu-over-comments-on-borrowing/
see them talking rubbish. where in Tinubu's comment did he say borrowing for consumption is right? what he said was that there's nothing wrong with borrowing. a statement no one can dispute. all they do is to twist it.
Politics › Re: Obaseki Bans APC From Campaigning On Billboards In Edo State by Misterone: 8:53am On Oct 26, 2022
zombieHUNTER:
Are you an APc supporter?..

Are they sharing fuel to you people free,
when you get to the market, is there a special discount for APc supporters..
Are you people on jazzz, APc use you people for rituals..?.. That you suffer and enjoy suffering?..

i give up, I don't get this
if at your age, you think APC is the one making you go hungry and poor, then you can never be rich in life. Even if an angel comes from heaven, poverty go still catch you.
when a man thinks that others are the problem to his life, then he can never solve that problem
Celebrities › Re: Prince Eke Acquires American Citizenship (Photos) by Misterone: 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2022
Penguin2:
Ace nollywood actor, Prince Eke, has been bestowed with American citizenship; a feat he took to his Instagram page to celebrate.

However, he still seems to have 2023 elections in mind as he declares he has his PVC.

Wonder who he is supporting…



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkDF010J7iy/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
no worry, na one small boy go put bullet for ya yansh. Then you go know say no where is secured
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Umueri & Other Communities Affected By Flood In Anambra by Misterone: 1:08pm On Oct 23, 2022
IfnobeGod20:
Mr. Man, who will promise to end natural disasters? Your brain is screwed like the candidate you're supporting. You can only mitigate natural disasters and cannot be ended. Olodo rabata, oju eja lo mo je.
By their comments you will always know the group they belong.
see them! Acting all wise up. Obi is a scam artist. He is full of lies like his obid!ots
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Umueri & Other Communities Affected By Flood In Anambra by Misterone: 9:06am On Oct 23, 2022
Gossipninja:
Mikano boys and Urchins wetin una wan talk again? grin
the scam artist is here doing what he knows best. Acting surprised as if in his 8 years as governor he never promised to end the flood in Anambra but failed woefully.

Politics › Re: Adeyanju: Tinubu & Atiku Donated Millions To Flood Victims Quietly Without Noise by Misterone: 10:18pm On Oct 21, 2022
viodemus:
Concentrated ode, e be like say your oga for your house dun comot, so your morale dun dey think say e get liver. You wey your heart and hand tight like boxer with glove, you no sympathize and you no go volunteer or help monetarily. A very wicked human being. At least oga Tinubu take Lagos money from oga sanwo to donate to them. We know say e no go be from him own personal money.

If oga Peter go only Anambra now, you will be the 1st one to scream tribalist, but he went to Benue, am sure he will go to Anambra and maybe Calabar too.

If something already happened in your house and on your street, on your way home, it will be nice of you to sympathize with other affected people on your way home to assess your own damage.


May God please show grace to the affected great people of Anambra, Calabar, Benue, and other affected places.
only someone suffering from imbecility with make up this long and silly comments that has no bearing to the one I made. Some obid!ot like you was trying to explain away Obi's stupidity in far away Benue by saying he Obi went to learn about the flood. I asked what was he going there to learn when we have a similar flood in Anambra his hometown? At least the flood is not a new thing. It has been happening and it happened when Obi was governor. Stop making stupid excuses for the scammer
Politics › Re: Adeyanju: Tinubu & Atiku Donated Millions To Flood Victims Quietly Without Noise by Misterone: 3:15pm On Oct 21, 2022
rickleye:
He is vying for the position of president. Its because of your absent president that others have to step in and bring attention to the plight of those people. If people of means to not go there, the peoples plight goes away with the next news circle. It becomes page 3. This is not only affecting those in the area but also trade and commerce across the country.
as usual, Obi has gone there to do alaye. He actually went there to campaign. Look at him with all his party paraphernalia and media crew to back it up. To him, this people are northerners that are to be sent back to the north from the East
Politics › Re: Adeyanju: Tinubu & Atiku Donated Millions To Flood Victims Quietly Without Noise by Misterone: 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2022
rickleye:
Exactly ! well said . They are vying for National Leader , It should be known and what their plans are to avoid a reoccurrence. When the Katrina Dam fell, George Bush was on ground and took pictures. Its only in Nija that black is white and white is black .
mumu! Obi is not the president. He does not have that right to glorify himself with other people's pain. He is a scam, a thief and a rogue. As an individual you can donate but is unwise to campaign with their suffering.

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