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more at http://www.fab.ng/2017/05/funny-tweets-photos-banky-w-adesuwas-engagement/

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Banky W and his wife-to-be, Adesuwa Etomi broke the internet yesterday after they publicly announced their engagement on instagram. As congratulatory massages poured in from various corner, some internet users have taken it a bit further to explore the funny side of the whole gist by making funny tweets and meme photos.

Check out screen shot of some of the hilarious tweets and memes below...



Source: http://www.fab.ng/2017/05/funny-tweets-photos-banky-w-adesuwas-engagement/

Better make sure that you are actually smart before trying to give people the impression of being smart. Or else, when they eventually finds out that you really not as smart as you pose to be, yawa go dey o.

Believing that the course you studied or the school you went to will determine your chances of getting employment.

That's how one guy came to my office last week to look for job. I notice that he keeps emphasizing the fact that he graduated with 2.1 from U.I. he was jst saying it with swag.

When I checked his credentials, i saw that the guy served in 2012!..so with all ur 2.1 frm UI you couldn't get a good job since 2012?

From his appearance he looked like all these Sabinus and spirikoko guys in sch.

The top Google searches of Nigerians in the past week were about controversial or new happenings around the world.

Joke gone wrong (AY Live controversy)

The annual AY Live show, which held at the Eko Hotel in Lagos on Sunday, April 16, had a rich line-up of performers who delivered an amazing show to an overflowing audience of fans of comedy and live music.
During the event, the comedian/actor joked about the controversial incident that got Kemen disqualified from the BBNaija house following allegations of sexual assault towards TBoss.

Many Nigerians clearly did not find that joke funny and people expressed their disapproval on social media.

Those who were not at the event went on Google to search for a video clip of the controversial incident using ‘ay live 2017 download’ and ‘ay live 2017 youtube’ as keywords.

North Korea missile test launch fails

A North Korean missile “blew up almost immediately” during its test launch on Sunday, hours before Mike Pence, US vice-president, was due in South Korea for talks on the North’s increasingly defiant arms programme.

Nigerians trying to figure out if the world was in trouble turned to Google to search for more information using the search terms ‘north korea declares war’, ‘mother of all bombs’ and ‘afghanistan’.

Samsung Galaxy S8

The launch of Samsung’s new smartphone, the Samsung Galaxy S8, also made waves across the internet, with news headlines like “11 reasons the Samsung Galaxy S8 is better than Apple’s iPhone 7”.

Tech lovers wanting to know about the device turned to Google using search terms like ‘how much is samsung s8’, ‘samsung s8 price’, as well as ‘samsung j5’.

Esther Nnamdi-Ogbue denies money claims

Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) discovered a huge sum of money in different currencies in an apartment in Osborne Towers, in Lagos.

Nnamdi-Ogbue, former managing director, operations at the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), was initially linked to the money but she has since denied owning the apartment or the money.

Ontlametse Phalatse‚ progeria patient‚ dies at 18

The 18-year-old died on Tuesday night at George Mukhari Academic hospital in Pretoria, South Africa, from a disease called progeria, a rare genetic condition that causes rapid ageing.

When the news of her death broke, many people wanted to know about the disease and what causes it. People searched for ‘progeria’, ‘progeria syndrome’, ‘ontlametse phalatse ntlami’ and ‘ntlami’.

Easter holidays

Many people used Google search to find some of the top messages available on the internet to send to their families and friends during Easter period. Nigerians searched for ‘easter message’, ínspirational easter message’, ‘happy easter greetings’ and ‘happy easter wishes’.

See top 10 list at http://www.fab.ng/2017/04/see-searched-topics-nigerians-google/

source: http://www.fab.ng/2017/04/see-searched-topics-nigerians-google/

Good points!

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According to her "the pilot couldn't see"...Did the pilot tell her he couldn't see?
Moreover, pilots don't navigate planes by "seeing" through the cockpit window screen like they are driving a car...I believe they have some navigation and radar devices they use for that.

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When your PPA is in America...

A young Man was spotted in a full NYSC regalia on the streets of the United State Of America.

Is it now possible to serve Nigeria in America?

See video here: http://www.fab.ng/2017/01/video-young-man-spotted-full-nysc-regalia-streets-u-s/

Manchester United have been named the world’s highest grossing club in the 2015-16 edition of Deloitte’s Football Money League ahead of Barcelona and Real Madrid , making them the game’s highest earners for over a decade.
Real Madrid slipped to third having topped the standings when the previous edition was published in January, 2016.

Bayern Munich and Manchester City each move up one spot to complete the top five, with Paris Saint-Germain sliding down to sixth as a result.

Check out the full list on http://www.fab.ng/2017/01/manchester-united-overtake-real-madrid-become-worlds-highest-grossing-club/


Source: http://www.fab.ng/2017/01/manchester-united-overtake-real-madrid-become-worlds-highest-grossing-club/

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Nice...I like this kind boss o, he is even encouraging office romance.

That was how one man was selling crude oil and one "anti poison" liquid stuff inside the luxurious bus that i was traveling to the east with last december. He claimed that the crude oil(which was in a small bottle) can cure any disease and ailment and chase out evil spirit all you have to do is to drink it morning and night...he even said if u have a shop and you want to make sales, you should sprinkle the liquid around your shop bla bla bla..

Funny enough alot of people in the bus actually believed him, some even drank the liquid for testing ...I was just shaking my head for them.

Actress Tonto Dikeh this morning took to her instagram page to post this write up below apologizing to fellow actress Mercy Johnson for insulting her baby some time ago.

She wrote:
“Good morning world Since I have your undivided attention I better make good use of it and not miss the blessing in this lesson!!!
@mercyjohnsonokojie Ever since I had my baby I have been reminded constantly about an ill statement I made about one of your kids a very long time ago.I want to use this media to say I am so sorry,I sincerely apologize from the bottom of my heart.I had no right to say what I did,I totally disgraced myself with that.
As a mom I do realize a lot of things I take in because of the love of my son and I know you only took my insult because of that same love..
I am sorry MJ,I am sorry to your lil’ girl or boy..
We don’t have to love each other to realize when we are/went wrong••
I have/had no excuse for my behaviour and I also apologize to the fans I hurt/Let down with my words that day many years ago ..To Err is human but to forgive is divine!!!
Am not trying to be the better person,You deserve this apology for your Child for the Love I have for God..I found God and everything in my life changed,Let me tell you about him sometime..
God bless you and yours!!! Happy new year…
Take your time with the process of forgiving my ill mannered words to your infant but pls eventually do!!
#2017 Amending All my Wrongs
#2017 my year of positivity #Long over due apology #MAMAKING”


Mercy Johnson’s reply…

“@tontolet am shaking and in tears as I read your post.I have learnt the more this morning that the holyspirit is true,cus by him you were in my prayers last night and this morning.am in shock.
I always heard of what an Angel you are.Please,I forgave you immediately King came because I knew that u would have understood how it hurt me.
I Love you and I am short of words now but thank you and trust me I wish so much happiness and peace.am already hugging you so tightly. it is well and Purity is Blowing you a kiss too.
My God Will Bless You and Keep you Ahead always. MAMAPURITY"

sourced from: http://www.fab.ng/2017/01/tonto-dikeh-apologizes-mercy-johnson-calling-child-witch/

Mr Eazi and Juliet Ibrahim got the bashing of their life from Nigerians for saying Ghana influenced Nigerian music.

see tweets below.


http://www.fab.ng/2017/01/mr-eazi-juliet-ibrahim-says-ghana-influenced-nigerian-music-nigerians-react/

Justdulla:
To be professional doesnt mean you should have gone through the rudiments of a regulatory body.
So before this regulatory bodies were formed, werent people practicing their profession??
Dont have this idea that its until you go to law school or others that you become qualified. Come to Abuja, the certificed architects wouldn't be more than 100 in this whole city while the uncertificed(the ones you call non professionals) are in thousands. Yet they are the ones with many years experience making it big time. When your good your good. Forget any regulatory body. Afterall i studied estate management, I have only gone to NIESV office twice in my life. But i still close transactions that the so called certified ones dont close.
When you study as an environmentalist, its your skill that gets you to places not when and where you registered to become professional.

Oga, you are part of the quacks spoiling the real estate profession. Well, you may have been closing "transactions that the so called certified ones dont close", still you remain a quack if you are not certified!

Getting certified shouldn't cost you much since you are already in active practice. Why do we like back door things in Nigeria?

Thank God am not friend with this OP... If every girl in this world stops doing all these, then this world will be a very boring place.

I got a call from this girl that always forming posh for me like she lives in banana island and doesn't knw how to speak Igbo...

*my phone rings* I answered the call.

ME: helloo

SHE: Papa e bo la chi

ME: what?

SHE: Papa obu Ify ne kwu... biko sendia lam five tauzand

ME: Hey! Ify...its me Paul you are talking to not ur papa.

SHE: Jizuzz!...*cuts the call*

Ijele 1 of Africa...

KillerBeauty:
I have never been in a group chat since I started using smart phone.
I just chat with my friends that's all

Nobody has ever invited me for a group chat

And I love it like that

Drop ur number and you shall be invited.

The kind of corruption in that FAAN eh is too much...I remember there was a certain Kogi woman who was the head of human resources then(Dont know if she is still there sef)...she'd just pack her village people from Kogi and employ them. That's why if you go to FAAN today, more than 50% of the staff are from Kogi state.

GOOD..very nice write up.

When you go to rural communities to carry out valuation for compensation, you will be surprised how everyone will start claiming that every part of their land is a grave yard just to get compensation. You will wonder if they are also counting where they buried cockroaches and rat.


But, I think ascribing value to these 'special interests' is largely based on the Valuer's acumen...because of limited info and data available on such interests.

I was also there when this man's hand was stuck on this bible.

50 countries with the most powerful passports

GoEuro.com, a travel search comparison website, commissioned a poll last year to determine the most powerful passports around the world. The site analysed passports of different countries on the basis of their eligibility for visa-free entry to other countries, cost of application and the number of hours the citizens have to work at minimum wage to afford the document. Let’s find out which passports are best for the most hassle-free travelling.

The figures are sourced from GoEuro.com.

50. Iraq
aabw8th
Visa free countries: 31

Price: US $20

49. Liberia
aabvvhm
Visa free countries: 48

Price: US $50

48. India
aabvrvs
Visa free countries: 52

Price: US $24

47. China
aabw8tj

Visa free countries: 52

Price: US $32

46. Colombia
aabvquh
Visa free countries: 66

Price: US $58

45. Thailand
aabwe0s
Visa free countries: 69

Price: US $31

44. Qatar
aabvvie
Visa free countries: 75

Price: US $27

43. United Arab Emirates
aabvsfn
Visa free countries: 77

Price: US $14

42. South Africa
aabvrwf
Visa free countries: 97

Price: US $35

41. Turkey
aabw8tr
Visa free countries: 100

Price: US $251

40. Russia
russia
Visa free countries: 100

Price: US $52

39. Taiwan
taiwan
Visa free countries: 132

Price: US $41

38. Mexico
aabvpaq
Visa free countries: 133

Price: US $155

36. Brazil
aabvmx8

Visa-free countries: 146

Price: US $60

Hours worked at minimum wage to afford a passport: 44
37. Croatia
aabw6qh

Visa-free countries: 138

Price: US $59

Hours worked at minimum wage to afford a passport: 22
35. Israel
aabvrx1

Visa free countries: 147

Price: US $64

34. Romania
aabwbvf

Visa free countries: 148

Price: US $75

33. Bulgaria
aabvqvi

Visa free countries: 149

Price: US $24

32. Lithuania
aabwbvh

Visa free countries: 157

Price: US $175

31. Estonia
aabw1ee

Visa free countries: 157

Price: US $58

30. Poland
aabvu4f

Visa free countries: 157

Price: US $38

29. Latvia
Visa free countries: 158

Price: US $33

28. Slovenia
aabvwfs

Visa free countries: 160

Price: US $65

27. Slovakia
aabwloq

Visa free countries: 161

Price: US $38

26. Hungary
aabw1jx

Visa free countries: 162

Price: US $52

25. Czech Republic
aabvn31

Visa free countries: 162

Price: US $25

24. Iceland
aabw99a

Visa free countries: 165

Price: US $81

23. Malaysia
aabwlot

Visa free countries: 166

Price: US $55

22. Australia
aabvu4j

Visa free countries: 168

Price: US $206

21. Greece
aabvu4e

Visa free countries: 169

Price: US $98

20. New Zealand
aabw6xv

Visa free countries: 170

Price: US $115

19. Switzerland
aabw9d8

Visa free countries: 170

Price: US $169

18. Singapore
aabw6ec

Visa free countries: 170

Price: US $60

17. Ireland
aabwefz

Visa free countries: 171

Price: US $93

16. Austria
aabvrew

Visa free countries: 171

Price: US $88

15. Norway
aabvlbt

Visa free countries: 171

Price: US $59

14. Italy
aabwjh7

Visa free countries: 172

Price: US $135

13. Japan
aabvudo

Visa free countries: 172

Price: US $115

12. Portugal
aabwlsk

Visa free countries: 172

Price: US $76

11. France
aabvrev

Visa free countries: 172

Price: US $100

10. Netherlands
aabwjle

Visa free countries: 172

Price: US $78

9. Belgium
Visa free countries: 172

Price: US $76

8. Spain
aabwewb

Visa free countries: 172

Price: US $30

7. Canada
aabwewg

Visa free countries: 173

Price: US $133

6. Denmark
aabw9db

Visa free countries: 173

Price: US $95

5. United States of America
aabwmcm

Visa free countries: 174

Price: US $135

4. United Kingdom
aabwewc

Visa free countries: 174

Price: US $109.7

3. Germany
aabwewm

Visa free countries: 174

Price: US $69

2. Finland
aabw6ln

Visa free countries: 174

Price: US $56

1. Sweden
aabwewl

Visa free countries: 174

Price: US $43


source: http://www.fab.ng/2016/09/50-countries-with-the-most-powerful-passports/

jagugu88li:
By maternity photo you mean nak£d pics, which will end up in some social media. I'll pass

Funny enough, the same me would take bikini pics at the beach and post them i.e if i see fit

Chai, complicated



That has been done already (part of the video)

What?! are u for real?..do u have the video?

I saw this photo of a pregnant woman joined by her friends in a "pregnancy photo". Have they now taking this craze to another level?