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Phyno drinking Orijin..But, him be ambassador for Guinness made of black. E be like him wan loose hin endorsement contract abi.

Psylas:
who knows why we have Sunday?

Oh Yes, I guess Sunday was named after the Sun. I know some ancient people used to worship the sun i. e. the sun god.

Interesting piece. I have always been fascinated about the sun and other planetary bodies.

But, i think its actually not wrong to say that the sun is stationary when we look at it in relation to the solar system. But, when looked at in relation to the Galaxy/milky way, then it is correct to say the sun is in motion.

The sun literally gives live to the earth. A day should be set aside by every country on earth to celebrate this powerful star called the SUN.

This guy is actually "waistless" and he thinks he got swag.

Ok. We know you are a good christian, we know you want to go to heaven, we agree you are the holiest person on earth and you don't want to commit "sin" by wearing trousers because your body is the temple of God.

But, sister Holy-pass.. it is just NYSC and it will only last for a year, God will not judge you for wearing trousers.

People abeg Wetin una think about this Sister.

maz1:
yes It is very painful to see things lik ds hapn. But we d true muslims ar totally against such dastardly acts. Islam is about peace and dia ar verses in the quran dat says woe unto d oppressors. They ar comitting sins in the eye of Allah. Jus try finding out about islam and don't let ds animals decide ur opinion 4 u.

You all keep saying "Islam is a religion of Peace" but what we actually see in reality about Islam everytime is nothing like peace.
Even youself deep down in your heart, you know very well that islam is not really a religion of peace..Tell yourself the truth.

ottalo:
Abeg make una help me check ohhh.. Me Don tire. Iyayi.abraham@gmail.com
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Borno State.






Lol...so you too dey here.

i don't understand why everyone is in a hurry to check their CUL..You guys need to chill, Y'all will still see the CUL anyways at the appropriate time. Seeing it now and then doesn't make any difference.

Patience is a virtue..Why bother your selves now over something You will still see later.

#curiositykilleddcat.

Since when he was young and till now that he is getting old he has never trusted these white folks.

queencandace:
looks
intelligence
trustworthy
ambitious in a good way
you must be a Chelsea fan... lol

Babe, I meet all these your criteria. It is me you are definitely looking for.

I wonder what could be the reason for the sudden resignation.

Whatever the reason may be. I think its a good development, old people should leave way for fresh people to come in.

This should be replicated in all the government parastatals and civil service organization.

Ben Bruce my niggga!. I always look forward to hear him ask question.

Wetin they do madam Tinubu, what's she talking about sef, just ask your useless question and sit down.

Stella Odua be like mami water. Although she asked a sensible question.

Mcowubaba:
On Point..
Some guys are just so damn stupid nd annoying......if not i don't see why Jessica my frnd on facebook typed ' Pls guys stop bugging me' nd she still had over 60 likes nd 40 comments from guys asking her 'baby who is disturbing ?, pretty damsel what's d problem? Etc'
DAFUQ some guys r just plain silly....for nairaland the go just d mention 1 girl unnecessarily ...
Some even Create thread for a girl, hoping she will notice them...low self esteem niggaz....f..k dat

Lol..now this is funny.
Some guys just keep f**kn up.

To be president too they sweet this man sha. He too like leadership position.
Good for him sha.

Dat no. 14 is cry + headache.

Abeg Wat is dat A.bok.I senator saying. Interpreter please.
This senators funny walai.

I saw this post on my friends Facebook wall, and thought I should share it here along with some replies from people.


Chris Kehinde Nwandu wrote:

IGBO MEMBER OF LAGOS STATE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY
PROTEST AGAINST USE OF YORUBA IN CHAMBER.

Hon Jude Idimogu an Igbo member of the the Lagos
State House of Assembly has protested against the use
of Yoruba Language as a form of communication
during proceedings on the floor of the House.
DOES HE HAVE A VALID POINT?
…………………………………………………………
MY RESPONSE:
There are two things involved.
1) He screwed up. You can't go fighting for a public
office in a region you're not originally from if you
don't understand their language. It's lack of foresight.
If you want to serve the public anywhere, make sure
you understand that particular public.
2) He has a point cause English is our official language
and I believe there is a part of the Constitution which
states that Parliamentary activities should be carried
out in English. So on that ground he is right.
However, State and Federal Assemblies may not follow
the same dictates since one caters to national issues
and one caters to state issues, so he is screwed either
way.

Step 4 is very important..physically inspect the apartment by yourself and ask questions from old tenants. From experience, rainy season is the best time to inspect a potential apartment, cos most houses in Lagos will look very ok during dry season but when its rainy season eh, its either the area will be inaccessible due to flood or the building walls will start soaking (damping).


Forget about that first impression ishh..Some nonsense landlords are so tribalistic that they have already made up thier mind never to rent out thier house to people from a particular tribe, no matter how good and nice you try to make your first impression.

When have to cover alot of topics before tomorrow's exam by any means necessary.

Lol..That is M.I. not 2face.
Nairaland people too dey jump,See their mouth like "2face is a legend" like they even know what legend mean.
2face is a good artist no doubt..but saying he is a legend is over-hyping abeg.

Some lazy people will take these points serious and strt sleeping away their life.

Lol..sleep will make u look handsome?..now that ludicrous!

People like u should be arrested for further disintegrating the country...Wat do you mean by "No Ibo clients".

To hell wit you and ur f**kn ppty!

Unilag students are not smiling at all o.
A guy just jumped on stage and robbed baddo while he was performing, even olamide sef suprise.

https://m.youtube.com/?client=mv-google#/watch?v=xhre7DKQw4w






Front page plz. ijebabe, MissyB3, Fynestboi

U neva listen to SLOW DOGG.(Slow diggy) He is an igbo rapper. The dude's lyrics is so damn funny.

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BSC/HND/OND in Estate Management or equivalent with at least second class lower Estate management experience for at least 2 years of which 1 years must ideally but not compulsorily be an estate manager. Excellent communication skills, result oriented driver, first rate administrator, HR manager Accounting and computer literacy. Experience in management of labor unions/contract service providers and diversified work force added advantage.

How do I apply for this job?

This is crazy, Lesbianism is a crime in Nigeria and those "men"(women) should be arrested immediately.
But on a second thought..are you even sure those "Anti' are really women, because they may just be men who just disguised as women, come use style dey knack all the girls wey dey the school.

This story is as fake as nikki's a.s.s.

I use to follow my heart. But after I discovered that the heart is not so smart, I started following my head.

But, really according to science, the heart doesn't produce or cordinate thoughts, it merely an organ that pumps blood that is carried by the veins and all that. I don't know why people say such thing as follow ur heart.
Atleast, the head is where the brain is located and we all know the brain cordinates feelings, emotions and produce thoughts in humans.
I think its makes more sense to say follow your head(mind/brain) which may mean acting according to what your instinct tells you or what you feel is right.

we play After-Round-One(those wey grow up for Lagos will knw d game). If its her turn to be beaten, I dey tear her hand eh no mercy.
After round one original panadol extra won tun gbede babagida yaso.

Obsession Like someone rightly pointed out, you are obsessed with sex, that is why you can't think straight and productively.

Everything you think of or looks at suddenly resembles her a.ss. and pssy. You really need to reset your head and clear your mind so that you can start thinking productively and not fuckitivily!

2 times a day for 3years?..Mehnn u are doomed!

Broda Shoekuwma's shoe.