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EducationRe: How Can I Report WAEC Exam Malpractice Happening In My School? by Misterpaul(m): 7:39pm On Apr 07, 2016
Don't be a snitch.. Just do your thing, study hard and genuinely pass ur exam. Leave them, any thing gotten thru short cut and corruption is always cut short finally..it doesn't last.

Just do ur thing and pass with ur conscience clean.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Snake A Nairalander Killed In His Neighbour's Farm by Misterpaul(m): 2:54pm On Apr 07, 2016
U guys better be careful with the snake babies.. Cos their venom is as dangerous as the matured ones.
Science/TechnologyRe: New Group Created For Curious Minds by Misterpaul(m): 9:32am On Apr 07, 2016
Add 58DEB2A1
Science/TechnologyRe: Photo: How To Identify Poisonous And Non-poisonous Snake. by Misterpaul(op): 9:02am On Apr 07, 2016
anangboy:
OP, while the intent of your thread is well appreciated, technically, there is no such thing as poisonous snakes. Rather, we have venomous snakes.

Poisonous refers to an object that is toxic if you touch it or eat it but venomous refers to an object that injects toxin to subdue or in self-defence.

The delivery system is what tells them apart.
I don't think it is wrong to use the word "poisonous" if we consider the dictionary meaning of the word.

Venom as we know is a poison when it hit d blood stream. And any snake that produces these poison can be referred to as a poisonous snake.

Science/TechnologyRe: Photo: How To Identify Poisonous And Non-poisonous Snake. by Misterpaul(op): 3:07pm On Apr 06, 2016
YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]so you dey expect me to check its mouth and belly before killing undecided

Ok![/color]
Lol..u fit jst tell d snake to excuse u, that u want to check sumtin frm it mouth.
Science/TechnologyRe: Photo: How To Identify Poisonous And Non-poisonous Snake. by Misterpaul(op): 3:02pm On Apr 06, 2016
ephemm:
Who is going to wait to check the shape of a snake's head or its fangs before killing it or running away?

Only u OP, only you o
Lol..u can quickly do dat within few seconds, u have to stay calm.
Science/TechnologyPhoto: How To Identify Poisonous And Non-poisonous Snake. by Misterpaul(op):
As we all know, the rainy season is here and alot of creeping and crawling animals are usually seen around at this time.

This picture is to show that not all snakes are poisonous. But i know it still won't stop nairalanders from killing anything that looks like snake with the aim of uploading it on nairaland and before u knw it, lalasticlala abi nah obinoscopy done carry am go front page.

But, to be honest, even me self will not see a snake and start checking for all these things before i smash it with any available object.Lol.

EducationRe: Female OAU Students Climb Mast To Celebrate Their Graduation(pic by Misterpaul(m): 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2016
jeytee:
You are really from the bush...maybe jungle to be more specific...where in heavens name have you heard of a first class student spillinghuh?JESUS!!!...im short of words
Lol..see this one o, it is very very possible mehn.

Jst like someone already said, if u miss any of those GSS/GNS courses after ur final year, ofcourse u'l have extra yr even tho ur GP may no really be affected.

It almost happened to me when i waz in sch then.
EducationRe: Photo: When You Trying To Help Your Dumb Friend Cheat. by Misterpaul(op): 8:32am On Apr 03, 2016
[quote author=websuccess post=44351603]Na so one guy dey copy for exam class back then in school and the guy even copy my name join. Na so one lecturer caught the olodo writing from me but I couldn't denied that the olodo w copying from me.


Lol..He copied ur name too?..u for slap stupidity out of d guy.
PoliticsRe: FG To Replace N5,000 Monthly Stipend For Unemployed Youths —ngige by Misterpaul(m): 8:09am On Apr 02, 2016
This was not what we sign up for.
EducationRe: Photo: When You Trying To Help Your Dumb Friend Cheat. by Misterpaul(op): 9:46pm On Apr 01, 2016
Dumb is an under-statement..Dis one nah "Itiboribo"
EducationPhoto: When You Trying To Help Your Dumb Friend Cheat. by Misterpaul(op):
Now, this is hilarious.








Lalasticlala come and see ur brother o.

PoliticsRe: I Never Said Fuel Scarcity Will End By April 7th - Kachikwu by Misterpaul(m): 10:48am On Apr 01, 2016
What?..Mr. Kachukwu wetin nah.
PoliticsRe: I Never Said Fuel Scarcity Will End By April 7th - Kachikwu by Misterpaul(m): 10:42am On Apr 01, 2016
What?..Mr. Kachuckwu wetin nah.
FoodRe: Have You Eaten The Black Chickens From Indonesia (see Photo) by Misterpaul(op): 2:02pm On Mar 20, 2016
Lol.
PoliticsRe: 55 Things You Might Not Know About Our Beloved Country, Nigeria by Misterpaul(m): 10:26am On Mar 19, 2016
7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war
Hmmm.. interesting.
EducationRe: When You Get Corrected Copy Of Your Project From Your Supervisor by Misterpaul(m): 8:59am On Mar 17, 2016
Lol.. I can definitely relate with this...especially when the supervisor is a Prof.
PropertiesRe: Is Commercial Property Really An Investment by Misterpaul(m): 8:52am On Mar 02, 2016
Investing in commercial properties such as building a block of lock-up shops in a CBD or even an office block guarantees faster return on investment compared to residential properties.
CareerRe: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Misterpaul(m): 8:37am On Mar 02, 2016
Lol @ Kanye west behavior.
BusinessRe: Things You Can Still Buy With 5naira In Nigeria. by Misterpaul(op): 4:08pm On Feb 27, 2016
Laitesmart:
Even beggars dey reject that amount... I no wan use ma hand type am
Lol..why you no wan use your habd type am.. na so 5 naira useless to you reach?
BusinessRe: Things You Can Still Buy With 5naira In Nigeria. by Misterpaul(op): 4:05pm On Feb 27, 2016
iamfrankenstein:
G
G for goat.
BusinessThings You Can Still Buy With 5naira In Nigeria. by Misterpaul(op):
What can you buy with N5 naira now in Nigeria.


Today, i went to mum's shop to spend some time with her. I was still in her shop when a little boy came with a 200naira note that he wanted to buy bobo drink and biscuit. So i started thinking, when i was at that boy's age i never had 200naira just like that.


I could remember when i was in primary school, 5naira used to be my school pocket money then. And then i could buy various things with the 5naira.

Then, with 2naira i'll buy Guguru ati Epa(groundnut and popcorn) during break time and after school close i'll buy Jombo (ppl wey grow for Lagos knw wat it is) 1naira and agidi jollof 2naira, which i eat on my way home.


But, now I'm wondering if 5naira can actually buy anything again in Nigeria. Even sweets biscuits and pure water can more be gotten with 5naira.








cc: lalasticlala
EducationRe: Deeper Life Completes "Anchor " University by Misterpaul(m): 10:02am On Feb 27, 2016
The school is strictly for book worms with zero percent social life.
Jokes EtcRe: When A Village Boy Is Visiting The Township 4 The First Time. (hilarious Photo) by Misterpaul(m): 4:10pm On Feb 25, 2016
This picture was stolen from this thread.

www.nairaland.com/2947678/photo-see-what-happened-first
op confess.
PoliticsRe: I Made APC Attractive To Nigerians, PDP Will Witness Same Magic – Sheriff by Misterpaul(m): 11:56am On Feb 23, 2016
This clearly shows that all these politicians are just the same set of people jumping from one party to another. Yesterday he was in APC today he is in PDP tomorrow now another party. To them we are just instruments for winning election.

I just pity the m.u.m.u. people killing and abusing themselves because of these suckers.
Car TalkRe: Preventive Maintance Tips : Automatic Gear Box by Misterpaul(m): 8:09pm On Feb 21, 2016
Good information. But please, concerning draining of oil using the 20-80 rule, how do i know what quantity constitutes 20% or 80% of the total oil?

And kindly tell us how we can get this App that can be used to monitor the oil.
Car TalkPhoto: See What Happened The First time Adamu Entered A Car. by Misterpaul(op):
Adamu it is called a seat belt not a suicide belt.

Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Priest Batters 70-year--Old Man In Anambra by Misterpaul(m): 11:33am On Feb 21, 2016
seankay:
The Priest belongs to the Street
Lol..street ti take over, holiness o ja wo mo.
Christianity EtcRe: Ogun Pastor Turns Bottled-Water To Wine Inside Church (Video) by Misterpaul(m): 12:56pm On Feb 17, 2016
This pastor is seriously competing with Jesus. The next thing he will do is to walk on water.
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Photo Of Harrysong, Kcee And Phyno by Misterpaul(m):
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