See those nails, chai! Sisi well done oh!

What the Hell do they mean by 'sighted'?

Bestinstinct:

Emi Ika? Honestly, I don't have nada with her. Striker like me!? I won't even complain if that's the issue. I honestly don't need spend to bed her type. Flashing is stuffs is enough.

Then I think you need to man up. Stop all that smiling upandan, turn to a serious guy and all that call to meet up weekends, stop lying about it. Tell her you don't like it and you wouldn't want your girlfriend to be uncomfortable with her insistent calls. Even if you don't have one you can behave like you do.
She thinks you are available because you have provided her with time and effort. If you want your money back, you may have to tell her you will involve the company so that your money can be removed from her salary. I sense you feel grateful to her for giving you an opportunity in her department. Young man, she did not give you that job. It is just a placement and you can apply to be taken to another place. MAN UP, MAN!

I don't know how we still see it in this century though. For me, the size of the tool has nothing to do with the fun. It's all about the couple. With what I have heard and seen, while the men are often in a hurry to just release and move on, the women are usually too timid to say what they want. Sexual frustration is really a big deal.

Please just stay away from relationships for a bit. You are confused at the moment.

LOL.... I dey roll for ground ohhhh

A work relationship would have sorted this out for you bro. I don't have friends when it comes to business and my job. You borrow money from me, you pay it. You buy something you still pay for it. If I can lend my man money and he will pay me and same with me paying him back, I don't see how a mere colleague will be an issue. Please tell us the true story. Because it seems to me like you started something you couldn't finish.

helinues:


How are government, Nigerians, Pastors/Imams, Lecturers/Teachers, Nigeria security forces treating other Nigerians?

You cant give what you don't have.. Those who are in abroad are also products of rotten Nigeria..

Quiet unfortunate my dear.

Alajiki:


Dey there dey reason with your t0t0

I might, you can never say.
Fact still remains that no Christian, sane or insane has ever taken a bomb to kill himself and others in this country. Feed your lunatics.

Jakumo:


The mental illness that you describe has been known to generations of Nigerians as "Abinto" phonetically, meaning "I've been to -", intended as a derisive term mockingly applied as a title for those who arrive in Nigeria after short vacation trips, or perhaps after many years mopping supermarket floors or flipping burgers in the inner-city ghetto branch of Macdonalds while OVERSEAS, only for them to adopt hilarious fake American accents whenever visiting or returning forever to Nigeria, as an idiotic ploy to highlight their own pathetic delusions of grandeur.

A typical symptom of the "Abinto" psychosis, would be when an obviously Nigerian man says in his best fake accent, "I gorro-gorro New York, Mehhhn." By the time this sort of speech is observed, the patient is pretty much beyond any hope of an induced return to sanity and rationality.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
It's pathetic dear. You got me laughing really hard here.

I understand your perspective dear poster and it is true. You however can not blame Nigerians in Nigeria totally. Do you know how disdainfully most of those Nigerians in America treat their relatives in Nigeria? How they see themselves as above others, how especially, those whose parents stole from this country to give them a life outside here, they still come back and treat those in Nigeria like shit? Granted, there are those very good ones who just want the best for everyone and they try to make it known. But the majority is always the sad one, Nigerians in Nigeria are treated as shit, beggars, unworthy, below class and those who shouldn't be mingled with just because that person has been to yankee. I don't totally blame them though, even abroad, they too are treated with disdain especially by mulattoes who feel their ancestors were betrayed by the African continent. It won't change, we can only work towards making Nigeria great again so that everyone can be comfortable at least.

Ibadan! The Great City So beautiful!

'Ibadan running splash of rust and gold-flung
and scattered among seven hills like broken china in the sun"
J.P. Clark.

EH na!! Sister, he wanted to eat after he eats na! You don't understand spiritual language?

Onetimepost:
maybe I didn't think it through...
besides,she didn't got pregnant. it was just a glitch on her circle

your point was taken you shouldn't have insulted

So this is really a true life incident? Not some kind of writers creation? If so, then I think you need to rethink your worth. You deserve better.

Oh! Look at the smile... Yar Adua!

This man has no sense at all. Not a single church going Christian looks like that smoke ridden chimney of a young man.

jawalis:
Here’s my advice: just leave the innocent girl, let her explore life and enjoy the advantages of your foolishness, you can even excuse your room for her when her fvckmates are around. As a nice guy, pls do ensure you buy enough milk and provisions as so she has enough strength to bleep the smart caretaker, then let her have the baby; you’ll take care of the child since you can’t use your brain. Jeez. What the fvck did I just read! You are the BIGGEST FOOL I KNOW. honestly you should be castrated. You living with a girl and she’s cheating under your nose and not only with one guy. Here you are seeking advice, the bitch is fvcking around and you are there calling her mother! Wait, what were you expecting the mother to say, kill her? You need brain reset. How sure are you that the person you spoke with is her Mother? Don’t you think you are been fooled, have you ever paid your sister’s house rent in school? Puss¥ Nigha. Sent the motherfvcker out of your house, move on and forget your loss.

That's it, the guy is the biggest mugu I have ever heard about!

I would have really knocked some senses into you, considering the fact that you are even my younger brother's age mate, I feel so disappointed in you.
What are you cohabiting with a girl for?
What is she giving you? Sex, every day free house wife duties? What exactly?
It's so obvious you aren't serious with your life oh, if you were, you'd know that you are heading for the rocks. You will end up taking care of that baby she is carrying since you are a habitual mumu!

HAHAHAHAHH!! This is so funny? What!

You are not aboki? Nigerians! All the best.

Wow!
This lady gat balls! Thank you Naomi for coming through for Burna.

larryking540:


Some times it's very good to know the type of parent or in law hux u are entering,if mama fit support this kin thing ,then she is capable of telling the son to push drugs

As in eh! It is so disturbing. Parents that should lead their children aright.

Bad values, evil parents. Just to show off.

Since they have decided to eat every living thing in this world, why won't there be this kind of epidemic virus? I watched a video this morning, a Chinese man eating real life rats, baby rats, moving their maggot filled bodies. God please let it not enter Naija I beg you. We no get goodluck again ohh!

proclinician:


Be like u like suffer suffer. The point is if a guy say hi, tell him to send you statement of acc for the last month. If he says no, run. If he sends it and the money is not 25m, run. E get why. Women are not created to suffer. Hehehe

HAHAHAHAHAH You guys are so funny!!

tsaragii:

You are just a useless insolent.
is that how you mourn the deceased by causing people fathers in your religion,if so what a pity!
i'm here posting for you guys to see the light about Islam instead of saying what you will be call to defend tomorrow.
the truth is killing innocent souls is unlawful, condemnable, immoral,unconstitutional and totally uncalled for.
but that does not justify you from sending blasphemy to Islam that is why i posted this to all trend.

Obviously I underestimated your senselessness. Just shut up. You can't bring our dead back by making such senseless post. You can't stop them from killing more people because you are not even a grain of sand in the Islamic world. Just shut up! Here giving us sermons when you should just condemn and keep mum!!!

Quality20:
yea I'm a middle belter n hv lived all my life in sokoto n kad so I know what I'm saying

Good for you then.

BadRadio:
welcome to my world where only stupid things makes sense. imagine that stupid stickerhead boy is trending.... how stupid.


for u to make sense in this life u must deliberately be stupid.

LOL funny you!

tsaragii:
Not all fulani are Muslims, some are not even practicing Muslims especially those residing in the bush.
the truth is many disbelievers will continue to utter blasphemy to Islam and as such will ascribe anything unlawful to it.
But Allah says he we continue to protect this religion.
the truth is you are free to always say whatever you wish, but mind you sooner or later you will give account of every words you utter
FOR THOSE MISCONCEPTING ISLAM READ THIS:[color=#990000][/color]

There is no compulsion in religion. The right direction is henceforth distinct from error. And he who rejecteth false deities and believeth in Allah hath grasped a firm handhold which will never break. Allah is Hearer, Knower.
— trans. Marmaduke Pickthall, Quran 2:256

And if your Lord had pleased, surely all those who are in the earth would have believed, all of them; will you then force men till they become believers?
— Quran 10:99

He said: "O my people! See ye if (it be that) I have a Clear Sign from my Lord, and that He hath sent Mercy unto me from His own presence, but that the Mercy hath been obscured from your sight? shall we compel you to accept it when ye are averse to it?
— Quran 11:28

Say, "The truth is from your Lord": Let him who will believe, and let him who will, reject (it): for the wrong-doers We have prepared a Fire whose (smoke and flames), like the walls and roof of a tent, will hem them in: if they implore relief they will be granted water like melted brass, that will scald their faces, how dreadful the drink! How uncomfortable a couch to recline on!
— Quran 18:29

You actually don't have sense!! Here is a news about people being killed and properties destroyed and you are taking one nonsense defective defensive stance, you too are part of the problem. Go and tell your brothers who have chosen to indoctrinate violence into their practice of Islam to stop it. We all know how Islam as a religion even came into this country to begin with. If it wasn't for the war Uthman Dan Fodio brought upon the Northern region of the nation and forced your fathers into Islam, there wouldn't be Islam here. So shut up. If we are mourning the loss of loved ones because of this acts, you Muslims who have sense should just condemn it and leave us to mourn in peace. You have no right to tell us how to see Islam. Maybe you can go and resurrect my relatives killed in Anguwan hausawa Jos then tell them their muslim neighbors who they trusted to protect them and who ended up slaughtering all of them like cows are practicing a religion of peace.

No Longer at Ease
The Center Can no longer hold
Things Fall Apart.

Alright!! Medicine after death Always!!