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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Getting Married & She Begs Me To Keep Her Secret by MizzPhoney(f): 2:09pm On Jan 08, 2020
Okay so let me see, her fiance is boring your boyfriend is pretentious... perfect solution, you guys should switch bfs because she will never stop looking for a guy more exciting.
Hookup with her, tell her ur condition, you guys can figure it out. I don't know why people go into relationships, pretending about their sexuality. If you are a sex freak, say it, if not, say it. Forever is too long a time to remain sex starved...

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Celebrities / Re: I Need Help by MizzPhoney(f): 12:37pm On Jan 08, 2020
cutiechinny:

My name on NL

Then click on '' Edit Profile'' you'll see the option of changing '' signature'' that is it.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by MizzPhoney(f): 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2020
Two weeks only in that town, I just concluded I can not stay there. If as a lady you are reserved, all the other ladies will be against you...

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Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 12:15pm On Jan 08, 2020
Bacteriologist:



No. I've got more important stuff to cater for. There are people whose entire lives are dedicated to educating people on the net about microorganisms. They will surely be better and happier teachers.

Oh No! Come on! You can't do this to me na. I'm already used to you.. Are you saying you wouldn't be happy teaching me? That would make me cry! I promise to be a good student.
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:58am On Jan 08, 2020
Bacteriologist:


Why do I have to? There are literally millions of YouTube videos and billions of links on Google that talk about bacteria.

Quick experiment: Take a spoon and scratch the inside of your teeth with it. That white stuff is bacteria feasting on food debris in your mouth.

shocked shocked OMG ! Are you serious!! Considering your expertise, I'll rather you teach me Sir...
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:48am On Jan 08, 2020
Bacteriologist:


I'm good. Thanks.

So when will you get teach me about bacterium?
Celebrities / Re: I Need Help by MizzPhoney(f): 11:44am On Jan 08, 2020
Is it ur name on NL or ur certificate and birth name?
Crime / Re: Prolific UK Rapist Sparks Shock, Disgust In Native Indonesia by MizzPhoney(f): 11:12am On Jan 08, 2020
RiyadhGoddess:




While reading, before seeing his picture, I just knew he must be a glass wearing weird human.
Ok too much of oyinbo film is worrying me

I swear me too. The psychos always have glasses on... Yuck!!!
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 9:30am On Jan 08, 2020
Bacteriologist:


I have replied to you in your other post. Also, everything you need to conclude why all religions are false are in the OP. If you have any problems with the points mentioned. Let me know.

Hey looksie Bacteriologist, I've got you company grin
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 9:29am On Jan 08, 2020
Bacteriologist:


So who the füčk do YOU think you are to come on my page to tell me what YOU think I should post?

I couldn't care less about YOUR opinion or YOUR approval on what I WANT or DO. So get off your high horse and go back under the rock you came out from.

Smiles!! Seems I had missed so great a deal here.. lol Hey Pumpkin! Someone took your cookies? lol!! How are you by the way?
Health / Re: Her Palms Are Peeling. She Needs Help (Photos) by MizzPhoney(f): 4:50pm On Jan 07, 2020
So sorry to see this sis. Please you have to be very careful with creams now, it means you have very delicate skin. Mix natural oils to always use to moisten ur hands. Shea butter, coconut oil, tea tree oil and include vitamin E animate in the mixture. All these can help gradually repair your skin. Sorry.
Like someone here said, stop washing for now, let us see how it goes.
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:07am On Jan 07, 2020
Came here just to read intelligent bacteriologist talk, only to read a confused soul's confession on his choice of foolishness... Not worth my time. Change your signature please.
Romance / Re: I'm Having Sleepless Night; She Said She We Are Just Friends by MizzPhoney(f): 12:02pm On Jan 03, 2020
I'm kinda wondering why this always happens. Why will you keep so much company with someone for that long without opening ur mouth? Sorry, she loved u too, but as the stereotype goes, the guy must toast first. When u did not, some else did. Move on.
Celebrities / Re: ”Love You Now And Forever ” – Esther Celebrates Frodd On His Birthday by MizzPhoney(f): 10:53am On Jan 02, 2020
Witch! I don't like this girl at all. Just a teaser !!
Romance / Re: Not In Love With The Chubby Guy Again by MizzPhoney(f): 9:43am On Jan 02, 2020
OgunLaakaye:


Fvck off!

Like you have more than whats inbetween you legs to offer

Thats even if its clean and shaved.

You have no right to be making choices. You a slave to the creation called MAN


I think he is fat too lol...

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Romance / Re: Why Don't Jehovah's Witnesses Participate In New Year Celebrations by MizzPhoney(f): 9:17am On Jan 02, 2020
Why do they use the venerable day of the sun to evangelize? I need to know their own calendar.

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Romance / Re: The 10 Pucci Commandments by MizzPhoney(f): 8:31am On Jan 02, 2020
WOW!! I love this... Someone has seen hell I must say...

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Sexually Molested By A Fellow Guy? by MizzPhoney(f): 10:00am On Dec 30, 2019
pocohantas:


I don't support sexual harrassment of any form, but you don't follow a guy to his house and spend the night if you are not planning to have sex. What were you expecting you both to do all night? Bible study?

You say he was so nice to you? Probably buying you isi ewu and Heineken- you were gulping it down. You didn't know you will pay back?

Watch how you sleep in guys houses and chop their money. There is no free lunch, even in free town.

Sorry about your experience.


LOL You are funny ....
Celebrities / Re: From Hate To Love: An Account Of How I Became A Marlian by MizzPhoney(f): 4:43pm On Dec 23, 2019
Can't read this shit mehn! grin
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde To Pay 13th-Month Salary, Still Using His Private Car by MizzPhoney(f): 9:29am On Dec 23, 2019
I'm already crying for the state. Just like Lagos, this man won't last.
Politics / Re: Umar Ganduje Attends Ofala Festival Of Ukpo Dumukofia (Pictures) by MizzPhoney(f): 9:17am On Dec 23, 2019
Enjoy undecided
Politics / Re: Sheikh Gumi To CJN: Leave Sharia Alone, Talk About Restructuring by MizzPhoney(f): 9:12am On Dec 23, 2019
And that is why they don't like you Sir. Always speaking the truth...

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Romance / Re: My Feelings Is Eating Me Up.. Please Help Me by MizzPhoney(f): 8:23am On Dec 23, 2019
luminouz:


Awwwwwwnnnnmmm.... Such a nice girl.

Then I checked your profile. You are still new that's why you are still nice. A couple of months and you would be sounding savage,if you're not careful o...

' Oh Well, We'll see won't we?
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by MizzPhoney(f): 4:34pm On Dec 20, 2019
MrMacinterchi1:


I laugh when you said you don't believe he did 4 times a day.

Lol lol.

Do I sense a compatriot in this? Talk to me Bro.
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Woman Like This? by MizzPhoney(f): 4:26pm On Dec 20, 2019
grossintel:
Her good side surely outweighs her bad side and that's why we're still together.

This my dear should give you a reason to fight for her. I'll use my parents as example, mum didn't like wrestling but Dad did, we watched as Dad gradually taught mum to love it. It became a whole family tradition, we watch wrestling and Telemondo for mum, Dad also watches Telemondo. I guess it's now time for you to do the talking. I must tell you she is acting like a child, but it's because she feels safe with you. So start making progress, love her shows, ask her questions about them when watching and let her watch your shows with you, tell her the names of the players etc. You'll be surprised how everything will fall into place.
All the best dear.

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Politics / Re: This Democracy Is Fraudulent, Benefits Only Christians - MURIC by MizzPhoney(f): 2:40pm On Dec 20, 2019
TheMainone:
I think if we relax and read through this outburst carefully, we'll find some truth in Akintola's words

This man isn't looking forward to uniting this nation. If he were, his conclusion would have also included that the constitution include equal representation in all spheres of the federation.
The Muslim ladies that he is talking about are the ones you find in almost all local, state and federal government offices in the whole of the North including the FCT. What about the Christian ladies? Do you know that some change their names to Islamic names just to gain employment, Admission, etc. He's just seeking relevance. If he wants weekends to begin on Friday, you and I know it is perfect. Islam in Nigeria does not allow the women to undergo the Military training the countries he is mentioning does. Forget all these Lagos dressing that is done in the Southwest. Even the Muslims down North do not regard the Westerners as real Muslims I'm sorry but it's the fact. So all these yarns dey him pocket. As long as we have decided to close our eyes with one very false cloth of Religiosity, we won't move forward.
Romance / Re: My Feelings Is Eating Me Up.. Please Help Me by MizzPhoney(f): 9:54am On Dec 20, 2019
If you'll listen to me, don't ever mind any girl saying your height is too much, actually, we love tall guys. Most times, it's just teasing. I'm sorry you feel bad when they do. Next time you are working with a lady and she tells you that, just put your hand on her shoulder, you'll be surprised. Feel good dear, you are fearfully and wonderfully made. Many men are looking for your height, trust me. Work more on keeping fit, walk tall and straight, wear good clothes, flood your timeline with beautiful modeling pictures sef. That is where you should be. Much love Honey.
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Woman Like This? by MizzPhoney(f): 9:30am On Dec 20, 2019
Sorry dear friend, I'll be blunt with you. It is obvious to me that all you two have been doing while she was just visiting was having sex. You haven't taken out time to know each other at all. By now, you should have seen her selfishness, hoarding and all these things you are complaining about. She loves herself more than she loves you. The two of you haven't learnt how to compromise for the other person's happiness. You can do this shah, sit her down, discuss what you want, she too should tell you her expectations. If it doesn't work, walk the walk.

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Romance / Re: I almost ruined her life (A True Life Story) by MizzPhoney(f): 1:24pm On Dec 17, 2019
Good for you man. Next!
Romance / Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by MizzPhoney(f): 12:36pm On Dec 17, 2019
I feel your pain Bro. Sorry .... lol

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