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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Getting Married & She Begs Me To Keep Her Secret by MizzPhoney(f): 2:09pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
Okay so let me see, her fiance is boring your boyfriend is pretentious... perfect solution, you guys should switch bfs because she will never stop looking for a guy more exciting. Hookup with her, tell her ur condition, you guys can figure it out. I don't know why people go into relationships, pretending about their sexuality. If you are a sex freak, say it, if not, say it. Forever is too long a time to remain sex starved... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: I Need Help by MizzPhoney(f): 12:37pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
cutiechinny: Then click on '' Edit Profile'' you'll see the option of changing '' signature'' that is it. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by MizzPhoney(f): 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
Two weeks only in that town, I just concluded I can not stay there. If as a lady you are reserved, all the other ladies will be against you... 51 Likes |
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 12:15pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
Bacteriologist: Oh No! Come on! You can't do this to me na. I'm already used to you.. Are you saying you wouldn't be happy teaching me? That would make me cry! I promise to be a good student. |
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:58am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Bacteriologist: OMG ! Are you serious!! Considering your expertise, I'll rather you teach me Sir... |
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:48am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Bacteriologist: So when will you get teach me about bacterium? |
Celebrities / Re: I Need Help by MizzPhoney(f): 11:44am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Is it ur name on NL or ur certificate and birth name? |
Crime / Re: Prolific UK Rapist Sparks Shock, Disgust In Native Indonesia by MizzPhoney(f): 11:12am On Jan 08, 2020 |
RiyadhGoddess: I swear me too. The psychos always have glasses on... Yuck!!! |
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 9:30am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Bacteriologist: Hey looksie Bacteriologist, I've got you company |
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 9:29am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Bacteriologist: Smiles!! Seems I had missed so great a deal here.. lol Hey Pumpkin! Someone took your cookies? lol!! How are you by the way? |
Health / Re: Her Palms Are Peeling. She Needs Help (Photos) by MizzPhoney(f): 4:50pm On Jan 07, 2020 |
So sorry to see this sis. Please you have to be very careful with creams now, it means you have very delicate skin. Mix natural oils to always use to moisten ur hands. Shea butter, coconut oil, tea tree oil and include vitamin E animate in the mixture. All these can help gradually repair your skin. Sorry. Like someone here said, stop washing for now, let us see how it goes. |
Religion / Re: Why I Am Fairly Certain That All Religions Are False. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:07am On Jan 07, 2020 |
Came here just to read intelligent bacteriologist talk, only to read a confused soul's confession on his choice of foolishness... Not worth my time. Change your signature please. |
Romance / Re: I'm Having Sleepless Night; She Said She We Are Just Friends by MizzPhoney(f): 12:02pm On Jan 03, 2020 |
I'm kinda wondering why this always happens. Why will you keep so much company with someone for that long without opening ur mouth? Sorry, she loved u too, but as the stereotype goes, the guy must toast first. When u did not, some else did. Move on. |
Celebrities / Re: ”Love You Now And Forever ” – Esther Celebrates Frodd On His Birthday by MizzPhoney(f): 10:53am On Jan 02, 2020 |
Witch! I don't like this girl at all. Just a teaser !! |
Romance / Re: Not In Love With The Chubby Guy Again by MizzPhoney(f): 9:43am On Jan 02, 2020 |
OgunLaakaye: I think he is fat too lol... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why Don't Jehovah's Witnesses Participate In New Year Celebrations by MizzPhoney(f): 9:17am On Jan 02, 2020 |
Why do they use the venerable day of the sun to evangelize? I need to know their own calendar. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The 10 Pucci Commandments by MizzPhoney(f): 8:31am On Jan 02, 2020 |
WOW!! I love this... Someone has seen hell I must say... 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Sexually Molested By A Fellow Guy? by MizzPhoney(f): 10:00am On Dec 30, 2019 |
pocohantas: LOL You are funny .... |
Celebrities / Re: From Hate To Love: An Account Of How I Became A Marlian by MizzPhoney(f): 4:43pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Can't read this shit mehn! |
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde To Pay 13th-Month Salary, Still Using His Private Car by MizzPhoney(f): 9:29am On Dec 23, 2019 |
I'm already crying for the state. Just like Lagos, this man won't last. |
Politics / Re: Umar Ganduje Attends Ofala Festival Of Ukpo Dumukofia (Pictures) by MizzPhoney(f): 9:17am On Dec 23, 2019 |
Enjoy |
Politics / Re: Sheikh Gumi To CJN: Leave Sharia Alone, Talk About Restructuring by MizzPhoney(f): 9:12am On Dec 23, 2019 |
And that is why they don't like you Sir. Always speaking the truth... 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Feelings Is Eating Me Up.. Please Help Me by MizzPhoney(f): 8:23am On Dec 23, 2019 |
luminouz: ' Oh Well, We'll see won't we? |
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by MizzPhoney(f): 4:34pm On Dec 20, 2019 |
MrMacinterchi1: Do I sense a compatriot in this? Talk to me Bro. |
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Woman Like This? by MizzPhoney(f): 4:26pm On Dec 20, 2019 |
grossintel: This my dear should give you a reason to fight for her. I'll use my parents as example, mum didn't like wrestling but Dad did, we watched as Dad gradually taught mum to love it. It became a whole family tradition, we watch wrestling and Telemondo for mum, Dad also watches Telemondo. I guess it's now time for you to do the talking. I must tell you she is acting like a child, but it's because she feels safe with you. So start making progress, love her shows, ask her questions about them when watching and let her watch your shows with you, tell her the names of the players etc. You'll be surprised how everything will fall into place. All the best dear. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: This Democracy Is Fraudulent, Benefits Only Christians - MURIC by MizzPhoney(f): 2:40pm On Dec 20, 2019 |
TheMainone: This man isn't looking forward to uniting this nation. If he were, his conclusion would have also included that the constitution include equal representation in all spheres of the federation. The Muslim ladies that he is talking about are the ones you find in almost all local, state and federal government offices in the whole of the North including the FCT. What about the Christian ladies? Do you know that some change their names to Islamic names just to gain employment, Admission, etc. He's just seeking relevance. If he wants weekends to begin on Friday, you and I know it is perfect. Islam in Nigeria does not allow the women to undergo the Military training the countries he is mentioning does. Forget all these Lagos dressing that is done in the Southwest. Even the Muslims down North do not regard the Westerners as real Muslims I'm sorry but it's the fact. So all these yarns dey him pocket. As long as we have decided to close our eyes with one very false cloth of Religiosity, we won't move forward. |
Romance / Re: My Feelings Is Eating Me Up.. Please Help Me by MizzPhoney(f): 9:54am On Dec 20, 2019 |
If you'll listen to me, don't ever mind any girl saying your height is too much, actually, we love tall guys. Most times, it's just teasing. I'm sorry you feel bad when they do. Next time you are working with a lady and she tells you that, just put your hand on her shoulder, you'll be surprised. Feel good dear, you are fearfully and wonderfully made. Many men are looking for your height, trust me. Work more on keeping fit, walk tall and straight, wear good clothes, flood your timeline with beautiful modeling pictures sef. That is where you should be. Much love Honey. |
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Woman Like This? by MizzPhoney(f): 9:30am On Dec 20, 2019 |
Sorry dear friend, I'll be blunt with you. It is obvious to me that all you two have been doing while she was just visiting was having sex. You haven't taken out time to know each other at all. By now, you should have seen her selfishness, hoarding and all these things you are complaining about. She loves herself more than she loves you. The two of you haven't learnt how to compromise for the other person's happiness. You can do this shah, sit her down, discuss what you want, she too should tell you her expectations. If it doesn't work, walk the walk. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I almost ruined her life (A True Life Story) by MizzPhoney(f): 1:24pm On Dec 17, 2019 |
Good for you man. Next! |
Romance / Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by MizzPhoney(f): 12:36pm On Dec 17, 2019 |
I feel your pain Bro. Sorry .... lol |
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