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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 2:06pm On Jan 14, 2020
Pacesetter123:
I think I like de way u responded to de issue very maturely.
But we don't always expect you girls to tell us exactly wot later went wrong dat makes u piple not to show up again.But we expect u to just pick up a phone n call to say, am sorry.I don't think I will be able to make it again today.Let it rather be so-so day.But u people rather prefer to hold somebody at home incommunicado.Too badttt!
One even tell me after abt two weeks later dat she was afraid of how my reaction will be if she tells me she is not coming again.That that was why she off her phone.
Me was like,do u now know my reaction now dat u r telling me dis after two weeks?Babes,make una park well.

That's so unfair. Two weeks... Sorry Bro. I admit, some of us can really be a handful.

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 2:00pm On Jan 14, 2020
idonhammer:
s,Well, as long as bank still exists my Money will keep increasing so I got no time to waste for nonsense Love.



Sorry love, I feel your pain.

In another news, talk to me about the money increasing and bank existing please. I need more income generating avenues grin grin
Health / Re: Mentally Challenged Woman Gives Birth To A Baby Boy In Anambra (Photo) by MizzPhoney(f): 1:54pm On Jan 14, 2020
Another man done get money be that ohhh!! Chai!! My Anambra... I miss that state.. When shall I go ohhh... Someone should invite me na! Sisters show me love..
Crime / Re: Ayediran Gbemisola Is Missing, Left Home Since Sunday To Use ATM. by MizzPhoney(f): 12:44pm On Jan 14, 2020
Sorry oh, not to sound un pitying. The family need to check for the boys she dates. I have experienced this before, I put up the picture of this girl everywhere only for me to come and see that she was at a young man's house.

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Crime / Re: Meet The Richest Criminal In History, Worth 30 Billion Dollars by MizzPhoney(f): 12:40pm On Jan 14, 2020
I've always loved the legend in this man. Master of rule breaking.

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 10:39am On Jan 14, 2020
bilulu:

Something like a bigger fish called so that will change the plan not that your mum sent you to go buy maggi from the market

Who does that? Please such childish pranks are outdated! For you to make an appointment means you'er a bigger fish already.
Celebrities / Re: Alleged Side Chick Confronted At Ikeja Mall By Nigerian Woman Cries Out by MizzPhoney(f): 9:36am On Jan 14, 2020
One thing I really respected about you was how you reacted while being harassed.. She truly has self control.
Romance / Re: The Cheapest Way Of Having Sex. A Must Read by MizzPhoney(f): 9:05am On Jan 14, 2020
"A broke babe should not have an erecction.. sorry orgasm...

If you have money and a car, please connect cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy[/quote]

Not a bad idea at all! LOL....
I'll hook you up once I find a sugar mummy okay. grin
Politics / Re: Leaked Audio On $30billion Loan: Buhari Promised To Go To Jail For Me-amaechiā€¦da by MizzPhoney(f): 8:40am On Jan 14, 2020
Okay let us see how it floats away... City of jokes.. Naija
Romance / Re: The Cheapest Way Of Having Sex. A Must Read by MizzPhoney(f): 8:31am On Jan 14, 2020
boiz2men:


do you have money? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I might be a one man one woman cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin



LOL!!! Am I footing the bills then?
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 8:30am On Jan 14, 2020
iCauseTrouble:

Will you have me in mind for this weekend?
Location is Abuja

Unfortunately not. I'm not available at the moment. Thanks for the invite.
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 8:25am On Jan 14, 2020
idonhammer:
You will go to the highest bidder abi?Thank God na Dem dey rush me.The sweetest thing that can happen to any man is money and more money.



Highest Bidder? Dude, did you read what I wrote at all? If a lady loves or likes you as the case may be, nothing will stop her from respecting and explaining to you the reason behind her behaviour. That is what I am saying. Besides, what do you then gain by being loved for the money? When all the money is no more, will you still be loved by the ladies who "rush" you right now? You need to give yourself more worth other than the coins in your purse.
For the ladies it is imperative to be resourceful, decisive and not allow yourself to be seen as a gold digger when the supposed gold is even gold dust.

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 8:18am On Jan 14, 2020
selemo:
So he is a dirty person before...

Na you talk am ohh LOL
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 8:17am On Jan 14, 2020
greggng:



Imagine somebody planning to Bleep a lady and suddenly God disappointed him. Instead of him to Thank God for saving him from sin .,,,he kept blaming the lady...At the end he will blame Eve for giving him the forbidding fruit...,what actually do you endomie children want in life?

Well dear it's a crazy world we leave in.
Romance / Re: The Cheapest Way Of Having Sex. A Must Read by MizzPhoney(f): 3:40pm On Jan 13, 2020
FX:
You're dreaming

I know right !!
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 2:41pm On Jan 13, 2020
Papadoh:
Omg this comment almost made me drop my phone, you are hereby banned from this thread, you gats to leave. Oya go go go go go go go.

Sorry na! I won't do it again. LOL

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 10:37am On Jan 13, 2020
NihiIist:

You ladies are actually used to this thing.. she's not the first to do it to me. It doesn't just make sense at all.

Sorry na, no vex.... Sometimes we really wish to come but something will just come and spoil plans we might not be able to tell you exactly what happened. Either way if we get you for mind, we gat you. If not, then we don't.

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Romance / Re: 4 Simple Ways To Identify A Lesbian by MizzPhoney(f): 10:13am On Jan 13, 2020
Why will you waste 9 years doing nothing and calling it research? Get a life Jooh!!
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by MizzPhoney(f): 10:06am On Jan 13, 2020
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Look on the bright side bro!!! You cleaned your house grin grin

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Romance / Re: This Bad Habit Must Stop by MizzPhoney(f): 9:13am On Jan 13, 2020
Funkyswagzz:


We are exactly on same page bro.. when a guy is disturbing a girl for her contact obviously he is open to whatever she throws at him.. buh when u ask for her contact and gives u instantly. In ur mind u be like ok kul.. that's nice. When u call back later after u guys the first time she either refuse to pick ur call or busy it. I mean it has some psychological effect on u cos u might be thinking uve said smfin wrong while u didn't. It's like a girl sleepin naked the first time she come to visit u and she don't want sex. How do u deal wiv that?

Mehn that's so different! Sleep naked at my place, of course you want something. Either way you are right. I'll tell you guys however, any girl of this century that treats you that way, she doesn't want you. Don't force it. You deserve better.
Romance / Re: The Cheapest Way Of Having Sex. A Must Read by MizzPhoney(f): 9:03am On Jan 13, 2020
Iamtjb:
. Aww sorry about that but what happened to Saturday?

Saturday is my worship day dear.
Romance / Re: This Bad Habit Must Stop by MizzPhoney(f): 4:02pm On Jan 10, 2020
I actually hope that the girl who treated you that way is here to read your compliant mehn if not, it's a no win Bro.
You see the basic problem is that most of you guys think most girls play hard to get. Because of this, when a guy says let me have your number, the girl says no, the guy keeps pressurizing saying she will give me lass lass. She gives you not because she wants to, but because she wants to get rid of you. Finally she is free but of course you can't pressure her to pick your call or even text back. My point, when you as a guy see that she isn't yielding because of the like she has for you, move on. Have your dignity and respect intact...

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Romance / Re: The Cheapest Way Of Having Sex. A Must Read by MizzPhoney(f): 9:07am On Jan 10, 2020
Greatzeus:

They totally missed the point Op is trying to pass, which is indiscriminate sex, fornication and adultery is expensive,it will cost you money,peace of mind,health especially when you contact STDs.
@ Mizzphoney,I know how you feel cos I feel the same way. Life truly is not fair,I mean how hard should it be finding just one girl among millions who is made just for you?

We have just totally lost it in this generation of ours. Love, Family, Trust, Humanity at large, nothing is important anymore. We just look forward to using each other to achieve our selfish aims. Which is why we have so many broken homes and abused children. If the home-front is secure, I'm very sure we will have a better society. It's well lass lass we go shah dey alright.

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Romance / Re: He Avoid Picking My Calls After He Impregnated Me. by MizzPhoney(f): 8:49am On Jan 10, 2020
MannieA:



That's the exact question on my mind!
Some girls are so careless. For chrissake she doesn't even know if he's infected with a deadly disease yet she went on to fuvk without protection and still got pregnant on top. Chai!!
I know we all make mistakes but there are some mistakes that can be avoided!
So he denied her the first time she couldn't learn her lesson, she still went back to him and opened her legs for him. Why is common sense not common!

How hard can it be seriously to use protection? It quite unfortunate.
Romance / Re: He Avoid Picking My Calls After He Impregnated Me. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:42am On Jan 09, 2020
You are a mumu!!!! Did you hear me? Mumu * 100
Why will you be having unprotected sex with such an idiot!!

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Romance / Re: How I Learnt My Lessons In Hard Way,men Are Generally Wicked.. by MizzPhoney(f): 11:34am On Jan 09, 2020
I'm sorry, kai! I don't even know what or how to say it. Please be strong, you will be alright lass lass.
I don't know why he couldn't just accept to marry the girl when you suggested it. He wanted to use you to pay her bride wealth. That was why he was complaining about being broke... Some men are scum walahi!

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Romance / Re: Ever Heard Of Imperforate Hymen?...."i Have Lost My Virginity 3 Times" by MizzPhoney(f): 11:02am On Jan 09, 2020
18 Year old owns a Love Machine!!! Lord please come now! The hole you gave for our men are being plundered by silicons! cry cry cry cry!

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Romance / Re: The Cheapest Way Of Having Sex. A Must Read by MizzPhoney(f): 9:48am On Jan 09, 2020
I just realized that truly sexual orientation of men and women are totally different. I for one look forward to being with one man for the longest time possible. I don't want to think of any other man except him. Now here I am seeing variety is the spice of life? Are you guys serious? I'm not understanding again sef. What ever happened to love? Lord Please give me a man I can build my whole fantasy on, just one person Lord!

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Romance / Re: The Cheapest Way Of Having Sex. A Must Read by MizzPhoney(f): 9:43am On Jan 09, 2020
Iamtjb:
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I'm crying!!! Seriously Crying!! Why can't you people make this sort of adventure on Sundays na!! Where can I see this sort of programme on Sundays please!!
Celebrities / Re: See Hot Lady Who Offers Herself To Lil Wayne For A Week by MizzPhoney(f): 8:53am On Jan 09, 2020
GeniusWannabe:
The only hot thing I "see" here is that sun creating her shadow.

LOL You'er funny?

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by MizzPhoney(f): 8:47am On Jan 09, 2020
VIRGINlabia:



Fuckilicant like you

Don't worry eh, I will call you when it's your turn... I'm still attending to bigger corks. grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Marrying Owerri Girls (picture)? by MizzPhoney(f): 8:45am On Jan 09, 2020
Coldie:

I am at Igbo guy from IMO but how come I have never noticed all this. I have never banged an IMO state girl in my life before, but people keep telling me that imo state/ owerri girls are easy.

How do they do it

I don't really know how oh. Maybe it's just the aura of the town with so many hotels. Night life is the thing there..

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