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What? Thank God oo, na this guy for run Nigeria down. imaging securing a job with EFCC or our Currency Printing & Minting. Chaiiii

What of Aso rock? By now the packing process should have almost been completed

All Lawyers are Liars
You are a Lawyer
Therefore, you are a Liar

Redoil:
you people should stop giving pastors bad name

The pastors should repent and stop their bad things

Abeg is he married? Thank God Lala247 is my friend

I wonder the kind of children this couple will produce!

Please what do I benefit from this thread?

khenykhey:
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The actress replied, “I believe in the pleasure not
the duration. I believe in quality over how many
hours.Normal women who have normal sex drives
look for pleasure over the duration. The truth is if
you’re talking to me about 2 , 3 hours and there
are breaks between I can understand that.”[/i]

www.gistsdaily.com/i-dont-believe-in-the-duration-i-like-quality-sex-stella-damascus/

What does she mean by that ooo

My vote is for:
Lurlah2014
Twaci
Trypa
Subbied
Sandrahnaub
Milaby
Maureensylvia
Mariamferanmi
Adeh39

cc NLjega

OP, please move this to jokes section

But if it is not a joke, then I trust that APC will reject him

elantraceey:
The woman was careless with her child but I guess she never expected that .


Men this days can never be trusted even with a day old girl

That is because Ojo is dominated by PDP members naa, and we all know how those people bahave

This house is massive and comfortable, I have entered it before, though I did not notice the Lamborghini. He is from my village in Ayetoro-Gbede Kogi state

Anythingelse:
Nice one, your post is nice I love swimming as well, but I hate water

But how can you love heaven and hate death? You've gotta love water, because water loves you

Suspected Boko Haram terrorists have attacked communities in Madagali Local Government Area of Adamawa State, killing about 24 persons.

The attack occurred on Monday night, two days after a suicide bomber carried out an attack at a market in Damaturu, Yobe State.

Eyewitness said the insurgents killed about 24 people in the attack on communities in Madagali local council before taking away women and children.

The residents of Sabogari area fled for safety, as the terrorist shot sporadically, wreaking havoc in the area.

Nigeria military had in March said terrorists have been cleared from Adamawa and Yobe State, but the terrorists have attack communities in the states recently.

Counter-terrorism operations aimed at clearing terrorists from their Sambisa Forest stronghold have forced the terrorists to mass in communities in the three north-east states – Adamawa, Borno and Yobe.

Over 800 women and children had been rescued in the operations, but the terrorists are taking more as hostages despite heightened assaults by Multi-National Joint Task Force.

Terrorism in the north-east is one of the problems the incoming government will have to handle, as the terrorists have threatened to sustain the attacks even after the Muhammadu Buhari-led administration takes over governance on May 29.

The President-elect had promised to tackle the Boko Haram terrorist group and force them out of the communities in the oil-reach nation’s north-east states.

Source: http://www.channelstv.com/2015/05/19/suspected-terrorists-kill-24-in-adamawa-state/

echobee:
He go learn how to get self control in his next life

What are you talking about, it is the girl that died, the man is still alive and has only been arrested

tiwaz:
Sosoliso plane crash survivor, Kechi Okwuchi graduated First Class from the University of St Thomas Houston Texas on May 16th. Not only that but she was also inducted into 6 academic honor societies and was the most Outstanding student for her major in Economics. She was also chosen to give the commencement address to the class of 2015 at her school. Amazing! Welldone Kechi.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/sosoliso-plane-crash-survivor-kechi.html

So after her experience flying sosoliso plane, she still gather mind enter another plane to US. and she go still enter another one back home. I thought they said "once bitten, twice shy"

This gal be like born again SU, are you sure you did not upload a wrong pincshure?

Just a little introduction:
This was the public pool I used for my swimming lessons: (People around Ogba in Lagos will be familiar with this place) the deep side is 12ft while the shallow side is 3ft and the two sides were demarcated by a rope.
The guys in red are the instructors:

Being part of my resolutions for this year, I registered for swimming class on the first day of the year, i.e January 1, 2015 and five days later I was already comfortably floating especially on my back.

And presently, I am very comfortable playing inside any water irrespective of the depth. I found this experience extremely interesting and as a matter of fact, this experience has greatly helped me in controlling my nervousness while speaking in public-All I now need to do is to just remember the swimming pool and how I float on water and then my confidence is restored .For so many reasons, I will always remember the first five days in this year 2015 for good.
For now, I swim regularly and always interested in gisting with people about swimming.
The first thing I learnt was how to hold my breath under water: I started with 24 seconds, but I was able to increase to 50 seconds on my first day: The secret to this is ‘Relaxation’ with water, the more you are able to relax under water the longer you will stay without the need for oxygen
Second lesson was how to do flapping: For me this was easy and did not require so many technicalities; all you need to do is to hold on to the side of the pool, take a deep in-breath, put your face in the water and keep moving your legs up and down, but I had to practice it several times to ensure it is strong enough, I was also taught how to breath out while head still inside water
As soon as my flapping was good enough, I was asked to release my hands from the rail.
So I started learning to float and move around just by flapping alone, I was able to move from one end of the pool to the other (breadth). I did this flapping several times on the first day.
When I woke up the next day, I had body pains all over me but I knew it was because of the swimming of the previous day and that the pain was normal. I had to go to work as well. But returned to the pool later in the evening to continue practicing the lessons from yesterday
By Sunday January 4, 2015 I was already doing the full length with back and breast strokes. Since then I have made swimming a hubby and based on my little experience, I wish to give you the following facts for free:
• Swimming is not difficult
• Water is friendly, do not be scared of playing inside it
• If you relax and surrender yourself to water, it will not let you down
• But if you struggle with water, it will drain your energy and overpower you
• You will have to be consistent in order to learn fast
• Always have your swimming goggle. It makes life easier inside the water
• Because of pressure of water, it is easier to swim in a deep pool than shallow pool
• Practice make perfect
• If I could learn swimming in that short period, then every nairalander can
• Fear kills destiny, it is time we turn-back and kill the fear

Bros I hail ooo

Bonapart:
Islam: violence blood sucking cult not a religion...believe that.
Rip soldier

Christianity: financing terrorists and buying weapons for them secretly. Just in case you don't know what I'm talking about, kindly ask your blink blink pastor.

APC in Government shall muster the political will to wage strident War against Corruption; otherwise our post-oil-economy will be disastrous. It is our considered view that none of our cardinal programs will succeed if the current level of corruption and looting going on in the land is allowed to continue.

●We shall embark on public sensitization campaign and civic education against corruption in schools and town halls.

This is good, so that public can know the difference between stealing and corruption

Which MDA is first lady's office sef? does she even have the power to make such law? why are worrying ourself on top of issues like this?

limolalikamaila:
I ran into d thread thinking its how I can free my ram(maalu) not knowing d op meant [size=33pt]random access memory[/size]

funny

Our girls will not kill us with fashion ooo. How are they breathing comfortably with that thing inside their nose?

Abeg is this guy married?

Except I see the video of him taking the picture, else this is just another photoshop

This guy has got enough facts for his claims

Another sad story, R.I.P to the dead