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Boye94: I have a Dream, dat 1 day, I'll be d first to comment.

Don't worry, you will soon be like me. Work hard bro!

thisisayus: I want to buy that space, how much?

Are you Ibo? #NoOffence

Aromas: a U-TURN goat is more dangerous than a dog who's chasing someone!!! Nigeria leaders should stop playing with our educations both from basic education to higher institution.

Goat pursue you before? Abeg gist us nah.

Catching a snake by it's tail! How would that resolve the ongoing strike?
Wait! I'm 1st to commen for d first time in my history of nairaland! *dancingSkelewu* *skelelelewu*
Special thanks to Etisalat, friends, Oga Seun and nairaland well wishers!
But for the Gang of Hating and Jealousy Affairs, all I can say is "By their comments ye shall knowth them"

nkwaltd: PDP AS BEEN PAYING ALL YOUR APC STATE ALLOCATION?

WHAT HAS IT BEEN USE FOR IN THE PAST 14YEARS?

IS THIS NOT HOW YOUR USELESS GOVERNORS BEHAVE?

Cool down bigoted modafoka! What do you mean by APC? When did APC came to existence? Who is in charge of the mess around? What has your uncle Daft Retardeen done to improve lives? What has he done to enforce the rule of law? Face your headache Mofo and stop trying to blame what is irrelevant.

bad meat: Hmm!heartless,come join him waw war face!GEJ can never do a thing like this

But tactically and systematically he has killed thousands and inflicted pain on millions due to poor leadership. What are you saying?!

If PDP has done the right thing for the past 14 years she wouldn't be there begging.
Why calling APC?

[size=16pt]AND YOU ALL BELIEVED SHE IS A WIDOW!!! NO BODY IS SURE YET ABOUT WHAT CAUSES THE INCIDENCE BUT YOU CHOSE SIDES! [/size]

Chiscomax: do you know that this can attract a ban? I have reported to the mods, you will hear from them soon

Hey Mr.Reporter.... I think you are the dullest boy ever liveth. Do you think this is your WAEC lesson class?

freecocoa: Because we like to keep it simple and our men value\respect us

Your name says it all.

alotofgrace: Angola declares islam illegal


http://abume4life..com/2013/11/angola-bans-islam-and-shuts-down-all.html

Mr.(Dr) Jobless Dumbie ....thats the only thing your eyes showed you on this page? Or its the only thing in your mind?

Congrats APC!!!
Jonathan doesn't know the fun he bargained for.

Why was my post hidden >:

Sirniyeh: Nigerians wake-up! This is a ploy of Northerners as retarliation on Yara'dua's death. Watch out. I'm giving you the authentic that Notherners want to instal SAMBO before 2015 to continue till indefinite time.
I've had the preknowledge of Mr. President illness but it will be difficult to believe if I post online because I'm not a celebrity or a bishop or Alfa!
Nigerians please be watchful...as soon as Gej returns, he should sack all the kitchen staff as North is set to revenge the death of Yaradua.
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It's not under compulsion to believe this... A word is enough for the.....

The Original Authentic Daft Of The Highest Degree

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Nasir El-Rufai:
"After 23 hours of the violation of my freedom of movement and
association, I have gone out of Finotel Hotel to visit the APC situation
room"

Love is determination.

Situations like this are really painful. God will see you through. Nairalanders have been contributing advices to you. But please can you share your story (reason) for cancelling the wedding? It's nairaland not facebook. Feel free there is privacy.
Thousands will benefit from your experience here.
Hit 'Like' if you want him to.

1. English
2. Pidgin
3. Hausa
4. Kanuri
6. Fulani
7. Arabic

The fans are broke

Dividends of fresh air even to the accident victims. GEJ is really trying, better than FRSC and Emergency units.
Can you see so much love for Nigerians here? A very simple man indeed. This is what Obama or David Cameron never did and will never do. Our accident victims are blessed with presidential rescues.
If you need a presidential rescue when 'moloe' jam you on the deadly 9ja road, please vote GEJ 2015!

Illuminatus: What a load of crap. I don't believe this at all. This is coming from the same guy that claims that people become good or bad based on how their mother treats them when they're toddlers. Lol.

You can't call it crap. Check the site and see the numerous testimonies and complains of individuals across the world seeking for help. And yeah, upbringing plays a very big role in peoples attitudes and morals in life. You can tell about the parents by their children.

Like affective-spiritual function, Freud
affirms that sex is the product of the union
of a man and a woman who love and
complement each other.
That's why, Freud calls masturba.tion The
SOLITARY VICE (because the other person
does not exist but in imagination). The
masturbati.ng one imagines a woman if he
is man, and vice versa if she is woman and
masturba.te in the name of him/her.
Exhaustion is multiplied, because it is
sexual and cerebral. That image of the
woman is impregnated in the subconscious mind and revived during
the unconscious process of dream, originating the involuntary
NOCTURNAL POLLUTIONS, that is, the more a person masturb.ates
the more nocturnal pollutions he will have.
Masturbati.on as a solitary vice stimulate EROTIC FANTASY which
produces trought time women rejection (or viceversa), brain
exhaustion and sexual impotence.
SAMAEL AUN WEOR affirms in chapter "Normal Sexuality" of his
book PERFECT MATRIMONY: "Sexual fantasy produces impotence
of a psychosexual type. People with that kind of illness have normal
erections; they are apparently normal men, but in the moment in
which they try to connect the pe.nis and the vu.lva, the erection
abates making the phallus fall, leaving the man in the most horrible
state of desperation. They have lived in sexual fantasy and when
they really find themselves facing the crude sexual reality which has
nothing to do with fantasy, they become confused and are unable to
properly respond to reality" .
Psycho-sexual impotence is the worst tragedy that men, fanatic
women or reasoning people can suffer .
Fornicat.ion is not only physical but also can occur on the mental
and astral worlds, some people are used to talk about lust, others
read pornogr.aphy on magazines, go to the movies for erotic and
passionate films, people spend lots of reserves of sexual energy.
Those persons use the most delicate and fine material of sex in their
brutal metal passions, spending it miserably. Human being must
learn to live sexually.
The external temperature of the human body is 98°F, but the
internal is 100°F and this increases with mastur.bation. When the
adolescent finishes mastur.bating, a peristaltic movement of
absorption takes place and by effect of the emptiness, the seminal
vesicle tries to fill and humid air is absorbed through the peni.s
which is later absorbed from the seminal vesicle to the lymphatic
system, arriving at the brain producing a thermal shock and cold
spaces between the cerebral neurons and cells and this affects
cerebral, physical and nervous normality. Seminal vesicle could
absorb sper.ms instead of air, but this is not possible because
sper.ms have already been expelled; besides, it is easier to suck air
than liquid
Concerning this cold air absorbed by the mastu.rbating one,
SAMAEL AUN WEOR, philosopher, anthropologist, esoteric scholar,
sexologist and contemporary psychologist, in the chapter
"Sexology" of his book DIDACTIC OF SELF-KNOWLEDGE, affirms:
"Concerning mastur.bating ones, you certainly know what the vice of
masturb.ation is. When somebody mastur.bates, is committing a
crime against nature. After entity of se.men has been ejac.ulated, it
remains such a peristaltic movement in the phallus, this is known
by every man. When mastur.bating, cold air is absorbed by the
phallus with the peristaltic movement. This goes later to the brain,
therefore many cerebral faculties are exhausted. Innumerable men
have become insane because of the abominable vice of
masturb.ation. A full air brain is a stupid brain in a one hundred
percent. So, we condemned this vice in a one hundred percent".
Sperms contain DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid), carrier of the heredity
genetic code and determinative for the sexual aspect; RNA
(Ribonucleic Acid), enzymes, proteins, glucosides, lecithin, calcium,
phosphorus, biological salts, testosterone, etc. when masturbation
is carried out, all of these components are extracted from the
organism which does not allow a normal development when is
during adolescence, because this same energy is the one that is
going to help him/her to develop.
Mastur.bation exhausts the calcium of the organism causing pains
in the bones and fatigue in the legs. Strong bones indicate virility. It
is known that red cells and platelets are formed in the bony marrow.
The mastur.bating adolescent does not allow a good formation of
his/her bony marrow and this brings consequences to him/her for
the rest of life. When exhausting the phosphorus by mastu.rbation,
nervous problems and tremors are generated. With mast.urbation
lecithin is exhausted too, and this generates nervous exhaustion,
that is a general lethargy of nerves.
Doctor Spitake, American anatomical notable specialized in
psychiatry and who was president of the Neurological Society of
New York, in his book "Creator Energy", says that several types of
madness are generated for sexual abuse and mastur.bation, since
the brain is compounded mainly of lecithin and when losing it in the
seminal unloading, the organism must use tissue and brain nerves
instead.
When the young mast.urbates, he doesn't care about the time and
loses his sexual energy very fast. This generates PREMATURE
EJACULA.TION on a psychological level. In addition, mastu.rbation
produces expansion of the sphincters which increases even more
the PREMATURE EJACUL.ATION.
In each ejacula.tion a man loses from 300 to 400 millions of
spermatozoa with their great capacity of energy. What could a
human being do if he knew the mystery of the philosophical stone
and learned how to release this energy of sper.ms within his own
organism? The result would certainly be the superman.
The prostate is a gland located exactly at the bladder neck, this
secretes an off-white and viscous liquid that serves as vehicle for
sperms. This gland normally completes its development at the age
of 21. When a person starts mastu.rbating before completing his
development (21 in men), the prostate is atrophied and this
originates prostitis when being on the forties, that is the
enlargement of this gland which prevents from urinating and
obligates to use a catheter. Later on, he must be operated and this
gland is extirpated. This operation as well as vasectomy generates
SEXUAL IMPOTENCE.
Children from a masturb.ating father are not healthy at all, they have
many problems because they are the product of a very worn-out
seed. Mastu.rbation also occurs in women and this is something
painful and cruel. Mastu.rbation generates SEXUAL IMPOTENCE and
premature aging. It is known of many impotent men before the 40's.
Melatonin is the hormone of eternal youth, director and absolute
governor of the aging process. It is widely produced during youth
and its production decreases after 25 years.
Young mastur.bating people exhaust the melatonin, atrophying the
pineal gland which diminishes their magnetic field and take them
through a fast process of aging.
Mastu.rbation also occurs in women and this is something painful
and cruel.
As in men, female mast.urbation brings similar consequences. The
brain development is affected, as well as the nervous system. It can
also occurs: Sexual frigidity, physical exhaustion; memory, vitality
and magnetism loss. he worst consequences occur in the sexual
and psycho-social behaviour. Her sexual drive is less and less and
she finally ends up rejecting man. On the other hand, when a young
woman does not mast.urbate, she keeps her vitality, beauty,
magnetism, strength and good pitch in her voice, etc.
You should avoid watching po.rnography and participating in dirty
conversations. You should always choose having healthy friends.
Mast.urbation produces SEXUAL IMPOTENCE and premature aging.
Many men before 40 are impotent today because of mastu.rbation.
In his book FUNDAMENTAL EDUCATION , in the chapter
"Adolescence", Samael Aun Weor says: "There are criminal silences
and there are also disgraceful words. To keep to ourselves the
sexual problem is a crime. To talk about it mistakenly is also a
crime ".
"Vice of mastu.rbation totally ruins the brain's potency. It is
necessary to know of an intimate relation between semen and brain.
It is necessary to semen the brain and to brain the semen. To
semen the brain is possible by transmuting the sexual energy,
sublimating it, turning it into brain's potency. In this form we can
semen the brain and brain the semen".
"Gnostic Science studies endocrinology in depth and teaches
methods and systems to transmute the sexual energies. How many
faces that could have been beautiful fade away! How many brains
are degenerated! Everything by lack of a warning shout in the right
moment".
"Vice of mast.urbation, as much in young men as in young ladies has
become commoner than washing hands. Mental hospitals are full of
men and women who ruined their brain with the sickening vice of
mastur.bation. Mental hospitals are the destiny of mas.turbating
people"
.:HOW CAN I STOP MAST.URBATING?
First of all, we are pleasant to let you know that many mastu.rbating
young guys have come to our Gnostic Center and all of them have
been over mast.urbation. Why not you?
You must learn how to eliminate that self of ma.sturbation with the
techniques taught in our section Awaking conscience . Haven't you
read them yet? Well, finish reading these articles and go reading
them...
Learn these techniques and use them whenever the self of
mast.urbation is trying to act through your mind, body, etc. At first,
it might be a little difficult, but then it will turn into something easy
to control. You will be able to eliminate this vice. When somebody
who mast.urbates over and over stops doing it, a great deal of
mental and physical energy is felt and this encourages and helps
the person to quit mastu.rbating, facing up to reality with no fear.
For those interested in learning our techniques of sexual
transmutation for single people, please visit the page The Egyptian
Pranayama (Practice to avoid nocturnal pollutions),
Recommendations:
Practice healthy habits: Avoid porn, dirty jokes, unhealthy friends,
lustful groping, etc.
Don't wear tight underpants.
Do not overeat beef, mainly at supper. (eating one animal protein a
day during lunch might be enough).
Study our web sites about sex, read carefully all the articles:
Understanding all of this is very important...
I invite you to sign up for our free online course. Through it, you
will learn psychological techniques that must be used in order to
eliminate the masturbation defect from both psychical and physical
point of view. I can honestly tell you that we have helped many
disciples this way.
Invite somebody to visit this page.
Culled from
http://www.anael.org/english/sex/cuatro.htm

dollarlander: Thank God for Obasanjo. If not for his absolute resolve to ensure there is GSM in Nigeria the Hausa/Fulani would have ruined this country forever. The fact that I can browse on my phone, I can Nairaland, google read news paper join forums on my phone and make contribution online, even when one does not have access to Internet service on computer, has really helped information flow and eyes opening all over the country.

I heard that FG want to control the use of Internet in Nigeria. This place is not a Banana Republic, that attempt will not work. Hausa/Fulani rule over Nigeria is over forever and ever. They used the Middle belter and left nothing for them. Instead they are sponsoring massive killing all over the middle belt.

SNC is very important now, they fear that one more than allah, because that will end their existence in Nigeria. They depend on Nigeria Government too much. Lazy people.

Barawo.

Typical DAFT! with neither origin nor destination. How does your acquiring of GSM and ability to post non-sense online relate to Obasanjo or Hausa/Fulani ?? And Who are the FG that are planning to control internet ?? You just finished celebrating browsing nairaland and google in the beginning and you are blaming Hausa/Fulani for the plans of Jonadafts government!!! Please from which state are you
I JUST FOUND THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD. (A CHIMPANZEE WITH NO BRAIN)