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Hullabaloon:
Your last paragraph contradicts the one above it.

How? Don't you believe in the supernatural?

I can analyze data with SPSS but I want to know more. I want to become a data analyst, so I want to know all that I need to learn to be a data analyst.

Please suggest to me materials, videos that I can download.Tell me if I need a physical class or virtual learning. Also, I need to know if there are certifications that I have to also posssess.

FashionCookie:
Excuse me sir, please how do you sleep at night? I felt like screaming while reading your piece. Jesu, pple get mind. If I know you I won't eben talk to you not to talk of a handshake. I go just faint. lolzzz

I sleep very well. All doctors have dissected a dead body. If you have shook hands with any doctor before then just know that, u can shake hands with me, eat with me, bleep me and you will not faint. You are just scared for nothing, that all. lolz

I studied human anatomy in University of Calabar. I did msc anatomy (uniport). I have heard stories of dead bodies in gross lab (where students carry out dissections of dead bodies) and in embalment rooms. I use to read In gross lab with those dead bodies around me. I will even fall asleep sometimes. I never saw or felt anything.

When we studied mortuary techniques in yr 3, we were taught how to embalm corpses by specialized morticians, and they never told us any of these things. We didn't knock any door when we went to gross lab to dissect those bodies or when I visited embalment rooms to harvest organs or learn embalment techniques.

Those stories we hear are fictitious and superstitious. Though I am not into embalment but I have colleagues who are embalmers, and they have always debunked those stories.

The devil and his wicked demons can take up the images of the dead to cause confusion and tell us things. Some may even tell us or reveal certain secrets to us, I don't have any doubt.

sisisioge:
I'm so sorry papi...na him start am. How far? Any traction? May God give you the answers you need. Pele darling.

Nothing yet. Just came back from church. The teaching was great. Pastor enjoined us to keep on eating the word of God, that such has power to deliver us from any kind of challenge.

I want to start studying the word more than before. I believe with time things will change. Nothing pass God. I no won shame my family and myself.

sisisioge:
Haaaaaaa! Who are you! Na wa o.

Sisisoge, please I beg u, don't derail my thread. You and the other person should kindly suspend your conversation. I created this thread for susgestions not for individual conversations. Thank u. No vex abeg

Thorpido, what are u looking for here?. Stop viewing this thread. Go away!

YourCoffin:
Op clarify if you prefer the company of guys or you have erection when in their company.

Anyway, there nothing wrong with you. If you are attracted to kids or animals then there is a problem

Well, I don't necessarily have erections but I find them attractive as compared to girls. I have been crushing on a couple of people and they are mostly guys. I am plain tired of this ordeal. I just want a healing. I want to love women and crush on them and marry and have children and leave boys alone.

Nicoddemus:
God damnit. For you to have this kind of unusual feeling something is seriously wrong nigga. That's I wonder........ nigga you need deliverance asap

I knew Something is seriously wrong with me. I will go for deliverance.

[quote author=havilla post=99229764][/quote]Okay.

Righteousness2:
My Brother, the Devil does not have shame when he deals with humans.
Do not allow Shame mess ur destiny!

I will go for deliverance

Righteousness2:
You need Deliverance .
A Demonic and Destructive Foul Spirit has found its way into You. Probably due to what you have allowed your eyes to see.
Locate the Nearest Lords Chosen Branch Church or any Bible Believing Ministry.
Go For Deliverance...
The Hands of GOD is well able to Deliver you.

Shame no go gree me tell pastor this kind issue o

BuisnessThrills:
Hmmmmm, it is well , give it time , time take cares of everything

How long? I'm tired.

I am a guy and I am tired of being drawn to guys. These days I observed I fancy guys more than girls and seem to like their company. And I don't seem to know why because I have a strong desire to get married to a woman and settle down anytime soon.

However The more I try to keep away from the thoughts of having a guy around the more i find myself drawn to them. Please I need help on what to do. I have been praying and fasting and I am still praying...

U didn't have sex with woman until u were 24, yes I can believe that. But can u also tell us u didn't have sex with a guy till u were 24?. Because i know u to be someone who swing both sides, man and woman.

I hail u Sha u try, e no easy. Anyhow, flavour, me and u go still Bleep one day, unless say I no get opportunity jam u alone for inside room.

Why didn't they bury him in Germany? Why do we waste a lot of money because of unnecessary culture and custom rites? I mean the money used to fly his corpse down to Nigeria could have been used to train someone from primary to university. Why so much waste? I weep for africans.

RIP our distinguish lawmaker, we in Aba ngwa will miss u. La nu do, ga nke oma onye ishi!

Abeg when this people finish eating the 1million naira and they are broke again how will they live with the reality of that tattoo on their skin as broke ass people while the guy (Bobrisky) will likely be living large and not give Bleep if they exist. These people who tattoo his face on their body are heavy fools. do they know how much it cost to get rid of a tattoo of that size out of the body??

pasol4real:
Chai!!!for common akwaibom girl
Na waoo

Are u mentally deranged??

God u are good��
You are glorious
You are excellent
Ekene dirigi o

I am covid19 negative. I do not have the virus. I came to break this news to you all

I have shown all the symptoms u guys have mentioned. For the past one week, it's been horrible. But I started having shortness of breath yesterday. I am currently inhaling steam, I am taking some medications, plus garlic, ginger extract. I will see a doctor today...

Please, kindly make suggestions for me. My mum wants to visit but I am so scared incase of covid19. I have some friends around already. What shocks me is, I am just 30 and I didn't expect such severe symptoms.

obidr:
You like them because they are from South West...May herdsmen visit you soon.

Amen!

mooregan:
What kind of backward, smelly and hypocritical behavior is this?


When will Hisbah arrest Dangote for having affairs with those ladies?

The same Kano and went to and people were abusing Cannabis recklessly.

Adiok ono uto Hisbah ado sef.

My brother Aya aneke adiok ano mmo ata eti eti.

Maneq:
Kick him out.
Thank your stars you know what the problem is.

Some experience it every night whether they eat from someone physically or not.

Kick him out!!!

I sent his ass parking since last week. I called him yesterday, demanding to know why he came to my house to do me winchy winchy, he was begging me that he wants to sleep, that he will call later. I sensed fear in his voice. And that his friend that came with him to my house. That one na small winch too. Him own na to press me for night. I been no know b4, Las Las God still expose am. Their two from Obowo in imo state!

Pastors have weakness. Their weakness had diminish the anointing they carry.

Wikipedia says this guy is 39yrs old now. The video is 23yrs old. Subtract 39 from 23 u get 16yrs. So Peter was 16yrs old in that video? Really? So even Peter okoye is using football age to deceive us?

Richy4:
The most annoying part was that u were claiming to be a Christian... What do you think Jesus would do if he was to be in your situation? To let an innocent person's blood pressure rise because of what he knows next to nothing about?

If the bible said "do not let the book of the law depart from your mouth, you should meditate on it day and night.." Based on that fact alone, Can you refer me to verse where it was written that eating in your dream was a sign of spiritual weakness or that you were a witch/ wizard?.

The time the holy spirit wanted to minister to Peter, to teach him about the Gentile, he used food in his dream... He said... "Peter arise kill and eat"... Assuming those things were not creepy, do u think Peter would not have obeyed the holy spirit?

Even if u were being attacked by the Devil and his agent as u claimed, what made u think they cannot use the face of someone else?...Since you claimed to be so spiritual, and the devil cannot use u for Suya, what happened to
"You will not fear the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flies by day, nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the calamity that destroys at noon. Though a thousand may fall at your side, and ten thousand at your right hand, no harm will come near you.…"

Assuming you dreamt where u were in a Meeting or a conference with Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gate, Donald Trump or even Dangote eating and drinking, U would not have remembered that you were not supposed to eat in dreams.. Just because it was a homeless guys, he now wants to kill u.

Even at that, u did no have the decency to tell him that he has overstayed his welcome, u were using spiritual mumbo jumbo to portray your "kindness" What a very good Christian you are.. "Not everyone who says to Me, Lord, Lord!' will enter the kingdom of heaven" So says the Good book.

Even if I dreamt were I ate with any of those rich men u mentioned, I will still regard it as a bad dream. Eating in the dream is not good no matter who u eat with.

PhillipPHD:
Why would a gay ass nïgga bother to be very ripped as this? To what end? Asking for education.

Ripped is the fetish for the LGBT community. Infact every gay ass niggar out there will do anything to get laid with a ripped guy like that. That's their fetish. The same way straight dudes love women with sumptuous ass and full boobs, gay niggas find it customary to be manhandled by muscle guys and then curl up under their arms till they sleep. I hope u got your education? I'm not gay but I read and mingle wide.

Richy4:
To be honest OP, I can't share a house with someone like u man. I don't mean any disrespect but I am honest ...
You were ignoring someone that offered u a hand of friendship and u even said you were not bordered about him and his mood? just because u said you were eating with him in your dreams?

Assuming you were eating with the owner of Facebook in your dream or Bill Gate, would it have made a difference?.. I guess u would have interpreted it to be that God wants to elevate you right? And u might even pray for it to come to pass...

I don't just know how someone that eats in reality cannot see himself or herself eating in a dream... I don't see how someone that works in a morgue will think it's a taboo to see dead bodies in a dream... I don't see how someone that cooks food can find it disheartening cooking and eating in a dream...

In your Bible, those guys Joseph interpreted their dreams, what were they doing in real life and what was their dreams?.. Psalm 23 somewhere said "... he prepared a table before me in the presence of my enemy....." even if u were being fed by a wizard do u think it can affect u as a Christian based on that verse...

Anyways, I wish I could find a way to tell that your friend not to worry about u because it's a waste of time...

Well I don't blame u, You are just saying what you know and not necessary what is correct. Your type are the kind the devil and his agents use anyhow for suya because you lack spiritual understanding. To you everything is normal. I pity u!

gfon:
Just stop eating his food,don't send him away yet(observe him).If he keeps pressuring you to eat his food,that's the clue to know that your guy na chief chef for underworld.Lastly don't sleep with your two eyes closed.

I asked him to leave today. He said he will leave tomorrow.

helinues:
If you go to bed hungry, there is possiblity of eating in the dream

Yes but mine is different.

InfernoNig:
. He want to cut you small wizard power. It's good you are cooking your own meal and please tell him to please leave. He is no friend, he is an agent.

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I spoke with my dad today, and he advised me to tell him to leave immediately. I'm thinking of telling him tonight.