₦airaland Forum

shouts at workers. . .everyday!

we-need-drones!
US pleeeeas heeeeelp!

alhaji lionel abu messi is also a muslim!

US ladies wont love to live and work in Nigeria.
So we guys are wised up.

so why is it on the frontpage?

'boko haram wont see the end of match this year' - prophet TB Joshua

Nairaland - the rise and fall.

maybe Gideon Okar was right!

naijasexy: I have not listened to it and I dont care to as i dont want my ears bleeding. Nigerian musicians are a big disgrace anyway (except my darling 9ice of course ) so i couldn't care less.

Are your from Central Congo?

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Its a recommendable innovation.

Ojukwu is a muslim!
Disprove!

Nairaland may never fully recover from this.

if u have nothing to criticise
shut up!

1. the term 'IT guy' is too broad.
2. You havent specified what the goal and scope of the competition is.
3. What are the other 5 people going to be doing?
Walking around the stage?
4. $25 000 divided by the 10 of you, assuming you are going to share it equally and that you are going to win, is too small.
5. However, wish you goodluck.

we need more of this kind of person in Nigeria.
The guy get swagz and definite about what he wants and can do.

'what people dont understand they criticise,
what they understand
they destroy' - TB Joshua

Hafiz Ringim
did a lot of evil.

our lawyers have failed us.
No integrity in passing judgement.

They are worse than the police.

first class?
Only one student graduated with it in my school.
Yoruba schools tend to be freer with marks
than frustrated igbo bribe devils calling them selves lecturers.
A friend of mine, a room mate who was supposed to get a 4.0 on a scale of 4.0 was purposefully given an AB be cause no one in the school ever got it!
Mean while our semesters last about 3 months some times students do 13 courses if you divide it proberly you get about one week plus to study each course.
Tell me, what can you learn in java for example, in 1 week plus.
You see why our CS students are empty heads?
Nice school GP but empty head.
As in stack computer illiterates.

in my final year i got a C in Cplus plus!
I was stunned at that!
My c plus plus lecturer cannot on a computer!
So probably copied the answer
and marked my code according to his own copy!

'no body has ever got an A in my course since 1992, A is for me, AB is for my wife'
my english lecturer once said in my yr one.

'i dont give people A ' - one of my course lecturers.
I got a D in that course.
(Engineering Safety)
if i give u d course content, you'll get an A the following day!

Another way to get an A is to pay the lecture N3000 after the exams!

School was war.

the answer is NO.
There's no such business.
Except its already existing and flourishing b4 u can put in N1m and get above N1m in return.
Otherwise spend 30 percent educating ur self.
40 percent geting ur assets
then 30 percent investment.
That way u are sure not to loose ur N1m.

N1.3tr fuel subsidy ko
chinese yuan ni
kano govt N100M donation bo
N25M madalla bomb blast ti

the NLC people think GEJ is clueless.
Lol
The end justifies the fooll!

i am a non-copy and paste programmer.
It may take a little time b4 we stand out.

Sugardiva:
The judiciary is not synonymous with the Legal profession. The judiciary makes up less than a third of what is the Nigerian legal profession. so u cant judge the profession by d conduct of d judiciary.

In my opinion the legal profession  stands out if not on their effectiveness and trustworthiness but in their proper understanding of what it is to be a 'professional'.  

you are just playing with words.
You lawyers so far have failed us.

T.B. Joshua has presidents attending his church.
Equals major cause of jealousy.

Two years into school, i discovered am a computer genius.
After all efforts to switch to computer science failed
i decided to quit reading my books during the semester in exchange for improving my coding skills.
I read only during exams and had my CGPA drop to 2:1 fro dinstinction.
In final year i quit attending lectures completely as it was really telling on my studying time.
I did all the assignments and practicals , wrote all the quizes and exams.
And graduated a programmer!
One of the things that amazed me was that i got a C in c plus plus (the only computer course in my discipline) instead of an A! Crazy lecturers@
teaching a programming language they cant use!

tbaba12345:
In the 1930's (1932) in Iraq, The corpse of two shahaba HUDHAIFA AL YAMANI and JABIR IBNE ABDULLAH-E-ANSARI were exhumed and relocated.

For 1400 years, their bodies had not decayed a bit,

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Opening_of_grave_of_two_sahaba_in_Iraq_in_1932

In 1932, the then ruling King of Iraq, Shah Faisal dreamt that he was being addressed by Hudhayfah ibn al-Yaman, who said "O King! Remove Jabir ibn Abdullah Ansari and me from the bank of river Tigris and bury us at some safe place because my grave is already filled with water while Jabir's grave is collecting water slowly." That year, a large number of Muslims and non-Muslims, along with the King, Grand Mufti, Prime Minister, and Prince Farooq of Egypt were there for the opening of graves of both trusted companions of Muhammad. Both of the bodies were said to be fresh and intact while their open eyes were said to issue forth such divine light that the spectators' eyes were dazzled.[citation needed] Furthermore, their coffins, clothes, and kaffan were also intact and at first glance, it appeared as if they were alive. The two bodies were then taken away and buried afresh near the grave of Salman al-Farsi, in Salman Park, which is 30 miles from Baghdad.
He narrated about 1,500 Hadiths. After the death of Muhammad he used to deliver lectures in Masjid Nawabi, Medina, Egypt, and Damascus. Such leading Tabi'en scholars as Amr ibn Dinar, Mujahid, and Ata' ibn Abi Rabah attended his lectures. People gathered around him in Damascus and Egypt to learn about Muhammad and his Hadiths.
On February 26, 2006, the Shrine of Salman the Persian was attacked by insurgents and damaged in the violence following the bomb explosion at Al-Askari Mosque.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabir_ibn_Abd-Allah

cock and bull thingy.
No evidence.

rubish! Lies!
Where is the picture?
What differece does it make if his skin didnt not rot but
the guy is still dead!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=879108.msg10267371#msg10267371 date=1330111544]Government allocates oil blocs based on bidding and anybody is allowed to make an offer irrespective of tribe or religion.[/quote]people bidding on other people's oil.

police did nothing to obstruct the boko haram attack that lasted well above an hour.
This our problem.