₦airaland Forum

oiki:
Eya! and that was my camp in 2009, really sad. I wonder what Nigeria is really turning into seriously! Stories like this makes me never want to return home. We really need to do something.

just stay where you are.
Overpopulation dey worry us.

bomb don finish, na to dey torch houses.

i said it.this man will be nigerias greatest president. for all those who want him to start prosecuting past leaders. where will he start ? where will he stop? they are just too many and have enough financial muscle each to endanger the lives of the nigerian citizens if arrested. (eg. buhari and the bombs) the best thing is to bid them farewell and let them go. avoid compromising the pea ce of nigeria. then start on a new clean slate with more of proffesors. phd holders . engineers and economists. what a genius? what a president?

are u really a php programmer or a fantastico installer?

if u are a php programmer u didnt display enough skills. ur employers dnt want to c how many functions u've stored up in your head. Or how many classes u hv instanced. They want to know how ur program can increase their income and they pay u based on that.

is this not the governor who ordered his security forces to deny buhari entrance to his state for
"security reasons"

this man has got it all - guts , balks, words , action, anti-almajiri , all.

Hi mr. Babangida more whips on buhari-bin-laden please.

efisher:
CPC as a party should forget about the presidency at least for the next 100 years.

with this established.
core north should forget about presidency till next millenium .that is 3015 .

with this rate of improvement Goodluck will still win clean and handsdown in 2015.in nigeria its the masses now voting not the parties.

OP just see the way everyone is advising u as if u are going to war in afghanistan. go here. dont go here

BREAKING NEWS:
A young lagosian and his wife was just butchered in katsina by a mob of almajiri protests as a result of Buhari s arest by the federal govt.
the victim moved into katisina recenty against d advice of a hundred nairalanders.

the federal govt has PROMISSED to bring the pepetrators of this act to book and to console his family with the sum of 5 million naira.

am nat marrying any gurl thats nat a programmer. fullstop.

fxtopedia:
Everything is now ULTIMATUM,  LOL
Dangote ulti,  lmao
NNPC     utli, Roflmao
Oh I almost forget, we have one of the militants as Pres---- lel
The WEAKEST president of all time.

dear mumu please tell us what defines a weak president.

sanusi has just written his sack letter ~ trust GEJ.

morons have forgotten that it was GEj who raised the issue of constitutional ammendment. they have also forgotten that he has not even been sworn in. we are praying that GEJ should slash education cost within 30 days so that morons can go to school.

boko haram was founded by BUHARi in preparation for this election. he is using them to attack other northern politicians and as much as possible kill innocent civilians to make the country appear ungovernable and GEJ a weak leader .thats why it appears that they are not agitating for anything unlike the niger delta militants. bt we know GEJ will procceeding very cautiously. and will fry him soon!

stabilizing the fuel price stabilizd the transport fair accross the nation. and the price of all commodities that depend on petrol powered generators. so will the cement price crash bring down the price of renting a house accross the country. now kerosene has been hit. diesel and  PHCN is the next target. and we are up and moving in naija. Goodluck 4 life.

i never noticed anything. FREE browsing.I luv MTN. can someone pls tell us what happened.

how "CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "CLUEFILLED" Buhari
"CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "SMARTEST" Buhari !
"CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "INTELLIGENT" Buhari !
"CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "EMOTIONAL" Buhari !
"CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "INNOCENT" Buhari !
"CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "CHANGE-FILLED" Buhari !
"CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "MASTER-MIND" Buhari !
"CLUELESS" Goodluck wins "GENIUS" Buhari !

Now Buharians , tell us what did you mean by using the word "clueless" to qualify a grand political guru like GEJ,
as evident in the overwhelming result of the presidential polls.

We the Nland Goodluck fans therefore, officially sue you to the Nland High court for grossly under estimating and insulting
one of the smartest president that ever ruled Nigeria with the word "clueless".

Seun will preside over as chief justice.

The best thing now, is for frustrated buhari to commit suicide.
Other Buhari followers should join him too.

PDP always wins overwhelmingly.
Always.
Always Goodluck.

blacksta:
what does GEJ mean by saying that the chaos is not connected to saturday's election.   is this man deluded?

ok they are fighting over super eagles  - i see

Please @blacksta go back to school get a degree in English language then come back and read these lines again.
How can you be calling a Phd. Holder "clueless".

"the violence, which are not unconnected to saturday's election" - Goodluck

'This is just the beginning.
If another excelent candidate appears in 2015 against a boko-haram.
we will still vote him into office.

Even if the boko - haram should shed tears everyday he talks on stage.
Even if he is a 99 yr old contesting with a 25 yr old.
Even if he is a retired coup master mind.

The best thing the north should do is produce a Christian aspirant in 2011.
Otherwise , our veto vote thumb print power will put their lights out again till 2019.

And for all you drive drunk Nland buhacrys.
Jonathan is about to blow your mind.
here is A Phd. In power.

During the Biafran war.
We called the northerners "clueless" mumu people.
so they tied our hands and legs , wiped our backs and fried our assess!

Thats why "i dey laugh" when you Buhacrys where calling a Dr. Goddluck Jonathan (Phd. Holder) "Clueless".
The result was fun.
We and the SS tied your hands and legs , wiped your backs and fried our assess!

and all you can do now is attack innocent victims and burn tiers.

Victory is so sweet.
We would so much love to win again in 2015.
We and the south south with some parts of the west.

Muslim Aboki will never see the throne again.

Revenge is sweeeeeet.
mmuuuuaaaaa!

Our uncle is now Mr. President,
We now got immunity in our residence
We just need a clear evidence
And we'll fry your as.ses withou concience
We got our old testaments
And we're memorising the law of moses
A tyre for a tyre, An as.s for an as.s

He was a prophet.
The mere vision of Johnathan weeping his ass
rolled down uncontrollable tears.

We laughed.
And warmed our thumbs for voting.

@OP

Who told you a coup plotter was the best choice?

Idi.ots!
You thought we would let Buhari rule, then Abacha, then Abubakar, ---, then Yaradua ,then Buhari again?

Nah nah nah
Even if he cried a tanker of tears for every local governement in SE and SS
we will still vote GEJ!

When we heard that buhari was leading in most northern states.We intimidated the coppers and started voting 20 20 times each.
We drank pure water , went for lunch , came back with our goats and fowls and continued voting!

We wuld do anything to make sure another military boko-haram president does'nt enter.
We were paid nothing.
But we rigged wif justice!

Up GEJ
TO hell wif all "clueless" crocodile tears buharians.
You'll never see the throne again.
Untill you raise a healthy yaradua.

Our turn to fry your asses!

Phuk Ahmadinejad,

Tell him most of his bomb support were aprehended.
Tell him Buhari Lost.
Remind him americans cant ait to fry his ass for cooking with nuclear energy!
And finally,
someone shuld tell'im to remove his eyes from Nigerian anything.

idiotic critics!
How many of your mothers can speak better english?
Ok ok lets step it down a little. . .
How many of ur gurlfriends can 'spoke' better english?

if u teach 5 ppl
and 3 dont understand
u are either a terrible teacher
or a terrible grader FULLSTOP!

POINT OF CORRECTION
Prophet TB Joshua never said that GEJ will not win.
What he said is
'i see another political party rising to challenge the existing super power party'

he also said
' i see something terrible happening to Nigeria on the 17th'(bomb i feel)
this is yet to happen.

Good luck ascends the podium
backed by Sambo.
*Here comes the New Nigeria*

some ppl are working day and night struggling , improving Nigeria
All u dey na to
ROFLYSAO.
S For smelling.

some ppl dont just know what to accuse GEJ of.

Idiots.
Who dont know the enormity of the task of ammending the constitution
and the number of brains from different parts of the country involved.

For those who dont know how it will affect them.

The '99 constitution brought us to this stage
(NWC,PHCN,Election process,speed of response of Govt to terrorist crises, MEND etc).
So this one will definitely take us further.

do u know why we lost the biafran war?
We thought the northerners were 'stupid' , mumucious, uncalculative, fish- brained.
So they dealt with us.
I mean
they fried our igbo arses!

Now they are making the same mistake.
Thinking GEJ is clueless!