₦airaland Forum

EHMIR:
baba,how do i enbolden my words to stand out like ur last statement.


As for d bishop,smh

Highlight the words/phrase u want to embolden. Go to the top of the box where ur typed commemt is, close to emojis like this one , click on the "B" button and it wld put the necessary configuration around the word/phrase u want to embolden and then submit.

EgunMogaji:
I like your style. You remind me of Baghdad Bob.

Even in the face of direct proof you'll rather continue to play an online dunce.

I simply asked for a better proof for ur arguement, you couldn't provide any.

Who is the dunce here?

One more time, receive sense!

EgunMogaji:
I like your style. You remind me of Baghdad Bob.

Even in the face of direct proof you'll rather continue to play an online dunce.

I simply asked for a better proof for ur arguement, you couldn't provide any.

Who is the dunce here now?

One more time, receive sense!

EgunMogaji:
Fantastic. One single line quite got you into a dual reposting quandary.

Go line up for fuel already you troglodyte

For ur mind u dey blow grammar abi.

Receive sense!

EgunMogaji:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_United_Kingdom_fuel_crisis

In your school, does any of your lecturers encourage you to use wikipedia as an academic material for research?

Show me something different from wikipedia.

Maybe a published online article, then we can start talking.

In the maintime, receive sense!

EgunMogaji:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_United_Kingdom_fuel_crisis

In your school, does any of your lecturers encourage you to use wikipedia as an academic material for research?

Show me something different from wikipedia.

Maybe a published online article, then we can start talking.

OP, abeg keep Tonto and her husband matter to ur personal blog, don't bring it here.

How does Tonto loving her husband improve the economy, improve power supply or reduce the queues at petrol station?

I no jus know why many people for this country no get sense.

Infact OP and the MOD that moved this to front page, receive sense.

EHMIR:
U no fit cast d demon out,na to demolish govt property nd build another one with our dwindling resources b d best



Why do i feel dis guy is an end time bishop

I jus tire for the so-called Bishop.

Or does he not have the anointing to cast out demons.

BTW, if the juju powering that demon is buried beneath the peace of land on which the govt house stands, how wld demolishing the house chase away the demon.

All these so-called men of God and their reasoning sometimes dey mak me tire.

Archbishop, receive sense sir!

Eugenedimgba:
No...u can't give what you clearly don't have.

What is No here?

Asked a question; might sound rhetorical but there needs to be an explanation of how grace is a quality of an employable graduate.

For your foolish comment....

....receive sense IJN!

LaurelP:
So u dont know that grace is a quality? U are on a long thing!

Thats an eye-opener. So how do I achieve grace to succeed as a graduate?

We need to start receiving sense in this country.

Not everything is African metaphysics.

OP, thank u jare.

Well said Sahara reporters.

This junketing and galavanting round the globe has got to stop.

Buhari and his son are travelling in and out of the country like someone with running stomach rushing in and out of the toilet while Nigerians queue up under the sun to buy (at exorbitant prices) something God has freely given us.

Do u know U.K citizens never suffer fuel scarcity or have long queues at petrol stations yet they don't have quarter of the oil we have laying in the Niger Delta.

My question is why has the senate not attended to Buhari's request for the release of funds to pay those oil marketers.

Instead they are shaking hands and laughing over plates of fruits.

Do these people really care abt us?

They shld keep up the good work. A revolution is coming if they don't hurry up and fix the country.

If things continue this way, one day we the poor masses wld have nothing to eat but the rich thieving politicians.

Nobody shld call me a wailer, u wld be only wasting ur time.

I supported Buhari during the last election, but I wld weep and wail till my country gets better!

No. 2 point often affects most 2.1 holders.

Tried as much as I cld to make it up with 'A's and 'B's in my 300 and 400 levels....but the harm had already been done and I didnt want to bribe anyone to top up my grades.

evlyn:
chei!!!! 5 saturdays left... when will i get married?

If you ready, we fit do am sharp sharp. At most last saturday of the year; we won't miss it.

Dnt mind me.

God's time is d best. Better to wait and find the right person, than to marry just any one and end up rushing in and out of marriage.

Mr. Hacker...God don finally catch u.

Receive sense sir!

Trailblazer1:
You can't give what you don't have

May I ask, what trail are u blazing?!

udmbat:
Happy looters day Atiku

....wicked!

All these people celebrating with a thief from his days as a custom officer...

..mak una receive sense

WhaDaHellisThis?!

These girls obviously lack sense, so all I can say is RECEIVE SENSE!

Mr. Man, why did your wife not contact the bank about her inability to pay last week cos of your son's sickness.

If the said belongings were taken by the bank cos they were part of the agreement, then the couple can't do anytin.

But if it wasn't, Mr. Man get a lawyer and close down that roadside bank.

Gad damit, see what a microfinance bank looks like.

Well thats what you get when you go to a bank like this to borrow money.

So, Mr. and Mrs Adeyemi, receive sense!

LaurelP:
11. God's Grace

How is God's grace a quality of an employable graduate.

Recieve sense!

Buying and selling of baby?!

Madam, recieve sense!

OZAOEKPE:
ALORA RULESSSSSSS!!!!!!!




Dedicated to all the lobas out there, may your sea be rough, Amin.

There is no gain in cultism.

You pay with you life at the end of it all.

I have seen a cultist been chased by a rival cult group.

The fear on his face that day!

Change your ways, cultism no dey pay o!

menzo4u:
EDUCATION BEYOND CERTIFICATE::::

It is hightime we gave another definition to the term "education". To some people, education borders on going to school, acquiring degrees and working for a company to earn a salary at the end of the month.

My dear readers, education goes beyond acquiring certificate, "we must redefine education"....

Education teaches you about how to make rules, break rules, and challenge an ongoing trend, school teaches you about how to follow rules, live by the rules, and live an ongoing trend unchallenged, thereby limiting that power of creativity in you.

Have you witnessed a scenerio whereby you asked a Maths lecturer about how he arrived at a certain formula, and he tells you "that is how it is done"?, and mind you, if you do anything contrary...you FAIL his exam, therefore you must follow the rules.

A truly educated man is he who has developed the faculties of his mind to follow his passion, find solutions where there are problems without following the rules, but creates his own ways through his deep imagination to achieve his dreams.

Checkout most of the world's richest people today, they are mostly school dropouts. Do you think they are not educated because they are school dropouts? Far from it! They are really educated in their own ways, they simply decided to build their own dreams rather than allow themselves to be hired by other people to builld theirs.

So many people spend their precious years in school only to end up acquiring cerificate NOT education.

Examples of these people include:

1) * People who don't practise what they learn in school before graduation.

As a student of Computer Science, how many codes have you written that worked? Have you been able to (in reality) write a program that solves the problem of an organisation?

As a student of Business Administration, how many businesses have you started? How many times have you exprienced failiure in business, and rise again?

So, are you putting what you are learning in school into practice?

The school will not give or teach you these orientation but education will.

2)*People who have no SKILLS...successful people don't depend on the government of their country to provide jobs for them. A truly educated person has skills, an uneducated fellow can only boast of his certificate without any skills to back it up.

True education lies in the abilty to solve problems with the skills you possess.....what are you waiting for? STAND UP NOW, do not procrastinate, learn a skill you are passionate about.

What am I advocating?
This writeup is not in anyway articulated to undermine the importance of schooling...Going to school is very important but our mindset about school is what we are advised to change.

TRUE EDUCATION PREPARES YOU TO SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR CERTIFICATE.

As written by Genius (menzo4u)
#iWRITE2INSPIRE

Dedicated to all Nigerian students

Lalasticlala let's inspire Nigerian students together

A thousand blessings on you for this writeup.

The fact that most Nigerian graduates have no skill what so ever, surely contributes to the high unemployment rate.

Certificate without any skill is a waste! IMO

handie:
Mmmmm. Davido related stuff? I smell FP. lemme buy this plot of land and secure it before d Omoniles come and claim it or d fulanis come for land grabbing. E don reach promise land! Time to get returns on my investment. Well, d guy is obviously comfortable in what he's wearing. That's what matters. But what's d trend of all these silver spoon children resorting to insults about another person's financial state whenever provoked? If with all their wealth he dresses this shabbily, what makes him think he coulda afforded to be on instagram if their roles were reversed. Calling someone else a broke as* fellow cause ur dad is wealthy is d height of childlishness

Seconded!

He doesn't know anything about the guy he is calling a broke ass; dude maybe richer than him.

I have learnt that those who gat "real money", shi.t loads of it, don't show off. Only celebrities do that, to give their fans an impression of them being larger than life.

Was shocked when I heard Kate Henshaw lived in a rented apartment. Thought she would own an 800M house in pawpaw island.

braine:
Whats with Buhari now?


I don't know what the big deal is about this pic. If you ever attended a university in Nigeria and you never experienced this, you are technically half not fully baked! Its not a matter of suffering, but in our imperfect system like ours, its bound to happen. All of you quoting me should take a chill pill abeg!

So cause its what happens in our universities makes it the right thing.

I have never used a bucket to fetch water in the university I am studying at the moment (somewhere in Europe), you know why? Cos the system works!!!

You are the perfect example of suffering and smiling; cos you have suffered so much, you have taken what you are experiencing as enjoyment.

You no longer know the difference between wealth and poverty, suffering and enjoyment.

Guy, receive sense!!!

mexyk:
Ur bf shld become your new bestie. Or what's d essence of having a bf that could one day become your husband.

Why would a girl have a male bestie who isn't her bf? What then is the essence of a relationship; just to Bleep?!

Bbsharon:
We all know how bestie ish can be, as in the closseness might send wrong message to people around especially when is a guy and a lady.

My bestie is male and in our 100level days many thought we were actually dating because you always see us together. To me as long as you both set your priorities right then you are good to go but I find out some guys are not cool with it.

So guys do you feel comfortable when your girlfriend or fiancee has a guy as her bestie? If not tell us why.

Ladies you can also share your experience...

I have to ask, why would another man be my gf's bestie. Are both of us not supposed to be besties; as in talk about any and everything and share secrets with each other.

Why would my gf/fiancee be confiding in another man?

Are we not supposed to be inseparable friends while dating (before we get married)?

OP, I don't understand u; just as I don't understand why some girls would keep a guy who isn't their bf as a "bestie".

To make matters worse, the guy may not have a gf but is interested in the lady and for one reason or the other can't ask the lady out; she wld be there thinking he always enjoys her company with no strings attached. SMH!

Any guy that has a gf/fiancee but keeps a lady as his bestie doesn't know the meaning of "scale of preference" in a relationship.

OP, one question for you, how would you feel if you bf/fiancee has a lady as his bestie?

sonOfLucifer:
You are really dull.

I swear, d guy dull no b small.

The falling of these trailers, lorries and containers is not as a result of witchcraft or any other spiritual thing, it is as a result of the failure of the authorities responsible for seeing that these things don't happen.

They include FRSC, VIO, LASTMA and the Nigerian police. All-in-all, most blame lies with the governor of the state.

Keneking:
Where is lalasticlala sef.....

Jonathan sef

- we need to open an emergency centre and take stock - region by region ( the respective state government should be responsible)
- we need to check for Ebola patients in this first batch and also take their fingerprints at the point of entry.
- Telcos should open a free contact centre so that individuals can keep in touch with their families and relatives (MTN should take note)
- we need to open a counselling centre to educate them that "No place like home."
- the kids/children in this first batch should be taken care of immediately including providing diapers, meals etc
- banks should approach the returnees for account opening
- Olx can approach them so that they can dispose off their assets electronically including tablets, laptops, wears etc
- The Ministry of Information and Culture should publish the names of the returnees in leading media houses (print and electronic).

Nice suggestions...

If only our govt listens

freshness2020:
with free dunlop slippers and apc flag..