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FamilyRe: I Hope My Decision Is Not Bad? by Monaboo(m): 4:52pm On Sep 22, 2022
Let the boyfriend take care of the baby.

While you take your daughter and treat her.

When she recovers, let her go back to that boy for him to continue taking care of her and his child.

He must also send her to University too while feeding and training his baby.

They must get sense by force if not your daughter will come back home in two years time with baby number 2 from that same boy while the boy walks about freely without taking up his responsibilities and your daughter will still not get sense.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Degree Result & NYSC Discharged Certificate (Photos) by Monaboo(m): 1:51pm On Sep 22, 2022
Tell Obi to send me his transcript.
FamilyRe: Should I Have Minded My Business? Did I Do Wrong? by Monaboo(m):
This issue is a sensitive issue so it depends on how you tell them.

And personally myself, I HATE SMELL right from when I was a child. I started taking care of my looks right from my primary school sef that my mum used to get tired of me.

I won NEATEST PUPIL OF THE WEEK FROM PRY 2 TO PRY 6. I was 7yrs old in Pry 2. And my body care has continued till date.

Now to handle such issue is a delicate one especially if it's an adult.

I have also talked to people who have body odour but there is a way I say it and they never feel bad.

I start with talking about random stuff, then when I see how comfortable they are, I bring up HYGIENE TALK.

I start talking about how to bath. I talk about scrubbing parts of the body. You would be surprised that alot of people especially MEN dont know how to bath. Then you talk about shaving hairs in delicate areas which absorbs sweat.

This is the foundation of body care.

Before u think about using roll on, body spray or perfume.

If u don't fulfill the foundation, u will just be covering up bad body odour with perfume or body spray. Imagine body odour mixed with perfume.

Also, if your body odour is chronic, I always recommend LIME. Buy Lime and use it to wash your delicate parts. You will NEVER Smell.

Body Care is essential and can not be over emphasized.

What are the Steps:
1) Shave all hairs in delicate areas. They harbour sweat carrying bacteria which sticks to your hairs and causes you to Smell
2) Buy a strong sponge and scrub your body when bathing. Morning and Night. Don't use towel to clean your body and say you are scrubbing. You are not a baby.
I tried to talk to a guy cause he smells which I noticed and he later confessed to me that he doesn't scrub his body.
3) Apply your body spray or perfume. Personally, I rob my perfumes on my skin not my clothes. They stay longer on skin.
That's all.

If you have chronic body odour, after step 1 and before you begin step 2, get LIME and use it before sponge bathing. It should be part of your bathing kit.

4) Your Underwears too. Look into it. Very important. Some of you can wear your underwears for a week or two. Remove that underwear and smell it.

I have tried for you.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Advises Women Dating Well-Endowed Men (Photo, Video) by Monaboo(m): 6:40pm On Sep 21, 2022
Kollins11:
She's just waiting her time because this generation girls love riding big cassava.

Just like the way guys stares at ladies ass and boobs when they're walking on the road, that is the same way ladies always stare at guys trouser Zip arena to confirm that guy has a big dick.
Am glad you have established the fact that you guys are PERVERTS cos it's only a TRUE Pervert that stares at someone else's body when they walk on the road.

And also, ladies do not stare at your all dirty zip trousers. Know that now and know peace.
RomanceRe: Young Man Wails, Rolls In Mud Water After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend (video) by Monaboo(m): 4:03pm On Sep 21, 2022
He is a BIG BABY
FamilyRe: My Brothers Wife Sends Him on errands.. please help by Monaboo(m): 3:43pm On Sep 21, 2022
This is Funny but it happens.

But it depends on how she says it.

If I marry and I decide to do such, I would say it this way.

"Please honey, can u kindly help me check if the provision woman is at the shop. I would have gone but I'm so tired".

I will also say it calmly as if I want to faint cheesy

Believe me, no husband will refuse going and even if his family members are there, they won't feel bad.

The family members may even decide to go sef cheesy

P.S
It's Vice Versa. Same way the husband can use same strategy and send the wife message in the presence of her people and won't look controlling.
HealthRe: Somebody Should Help,i Keep Having Malaria Every 2weeks. by Monaboo(m): 11:34am On Sep 21, 2022
igwe44:
Somebody should help me,i keep having malaria every 2weeks,last 3weeks I went for blood test and it shows I am ok except that I have malaria parasite,my genotype is AA and I am O+,please what is the cause of this constant malaria.
1) You need complete DETOXIFICATION.
2) Your Immune System is so so LOW.

You need to do a heavy detoxification and remove all the hidden toxins making you susceptible to malaria.

After this, You need to boost your immune system immediately.

Click on this Health page on Facebook and contact them, they have a product for you.

https://m.facebook.com/Your-Health-107826354087027/?ref=bookmarks
HealthRe: Marijuana Quiting Thread by Monaboo(m): 11:24am On Sep 21, 2022
If you are trying to QUIT this, you need to WASH your Vessels and Organs immediately.

Only God knows what you must have deposited inside that will later come back to destroy and cut short your life span in future.

Take time to read this here by clicking the link and contact them immediately.

God help you all.

https://godsgiftndubuisi..com/2022/09/i-want-to-live-up-to-150-years-old.html?m=1
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Monaboo(m): 11:20am On Sep 21, 2022
lubriderm:
Please mamas in the house, I need advice on this. I have had 2 failed cycles (last one was 2 months ago) and recently I found out that I have severe endometriosis. I am planning on another cycle before the year runs out. Please what can I do to overcome this endo. Is there any supplements or lifestyle changes that can help? Please anyone with experience or information should kindly share. Abeg no waka pass my message. Thank you and God bless you.
For Endometriosis, I will suggest you click the Facebook link and watch this. You should contact them too to send you the products.

https://fb.watch/fGDGoJjYzw/
CrimeRe: Lastma Officer Stops Man From Boarding Bus Because He Looks Like Yahoo Boy (vid) by Monaboo(m): 11:08am On Sep 21, 2022
All Yahoo Boys Should Be KILLED!!!
FamilyRe: Before & After Photos Of Habeeb Babatunde, Now Noni Salma A Transgendered. by Monaboo(m): 11:07am On Sep 21, 2022
She looks great.

Nigerian men will date her.
FamilyRe: Man Rocks Gown, Fake Baby Bump In Maternity Photoshoot With Pregnant Wife (Pix) by Monaboo(m): 5:18pm On Sep 20, 2022
No please. I don't like this.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Caught On Camera On Live News After Being Tracked By The FBI (Video) by Monaboo(m): 5:15pm On Sep 20, 2022
Slynation:
That's what ladies will always say, same thing my Ex said, no do yahoo no do yahoo, but almost all ladies has a yahoo BF in there live... cheesy
Let me help you rephrase your statement above. (Read below)

That's what SOME ladies will always say, same thing my Ex said, no do yahoo no do yahoo, but almost all ladies has a yahoo BF in there live...

Bottom line:
Don't generalize.
Not everyone supports criminal behavior wink
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Caught On Camera On Live News After Being Tracked By The FBI (Video) by Monaboo(m): 10:25am On Sep 20, 2022
Kill All Yahoo boys.

They should be KILLED!!!
RomanceRe: "Nu Mumu Dey Love. I'm Getting Married For Money" Bride Shares Pre-Wedding Pics by Monaboo(m): 10:23am On Sep 20, 2022
If you use money to get a woman, prepare to use money to keep that same woman. Also prepare to loose that same woman to another money.

You get it? If you dont get it, forget about it.
FamilyRe: He Lied About Genotype. Should He Be Forgiven? by Monaboo(m):
Kobojunkie:
Genotype magically changed from SS to AA and AS? undecided

Come on now... are these stories really necessary? We get it. It is hard for such couples to endure but there is isn't really the end. undecided
Yes darling. Their genotype changed from SS to AA. This is first hand information am giving you.

They are not the only ones that their genotype have changed. This same person they went to helped another Sickle Cell girl of about 2yrs old. She was SC. She got cured to and her genotype changed to AA. The mother almost ran mad. Several laboratory results have confirmed it.

I don't like coming out to say it because people are always quick to attack, judge and fight you even when u are trying to help them so I keep these solutions to myself.

It's always best to keep quiet and let people sort their problems by themselves.

I will end with this. This is 2022 and not 1980. For every health problem now, there is a cure whether u believe it or not but we live in an Evil world.

The day you realize that the Health Sector is more concerned about making money off people's Sicknesses, Diseases and Ailments than making the public aware of the available cure, that is the day u will realize that this Health sector is more of a Business Enterprise and your terminal sickness is a major cash out.
FamilyRe: He Lied About Genotype. Should He Be Forgiven? by Monaboo(m): 12:03am On Sep 20, 2022
This issue of Genotype ehn.

If you know the number of couples who are both Sickle Cell Carriers (AS) and ended up marrying themselves all in the name of love to later start regretting their action years later, you won't have created this thread.

Their so called love have been lost and is no where to be found. They are both filled with hatred for each other due to several hospital trips.

Their finances have recked due to buying Sickle cell medications for their child not to talk of the emotional and psychological trauma they go through knowing that such child can wake up having Chronic Crises in the middle of the night.

That was how one couple both AS got married on top love. They gave birth to twins boys. Both SS. That was the beginning of their suffering in life until 10yrs later when I heard that the Sickle Cell Children got cured and their Genotype Changed.

One's genotyoe changed to AS.
The other one genotype changed to AA.
And laboratory results confirmed. They said the joy took them to about 10 labs for confirmation.

According to them, God directed them to someone on Facebook who helped them and guided them with some Medications that changed their children's lives.

I'm happy for them sha.

At last, their pain, sorrow, suffering and guilt have come to an end.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Monaboo(m): 11:36pm On Sep 19, 2022
This year season of BBN is the most BORING ever.

I don't even watch it for more than 15mins these days.

Some days, I go on without even tuning to the channel

They should NOT try bringing this type of set again.

The housemates are just not interesting to watch.
AgricultureRe: ‘It Has No Nutrition’ — FG To Ban ‘Ponmo’ To Revive Leather Industry by Monaboo(m): 11:26pm On Sep 19, 2022
We know it has no nutrition, leave my ponmo for me like that.

Have you banned Alcohol, Cigarettes and Weed?

What Nutritional value do they have?
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Are The Two Things That Would Make You Visit A Guy Repeatedly? by Monaboo(m): 11:22pm On Sep 19, 2022
What kind of silly thread is this?

This thread was surely created by a guy.

Some Guys with their unresolved insecurity and need for public opinion and approval.
EducationRe: Students Block Airport Road In Lagos To Protest Ongoing ASUU Strike (video) by Monaboo(m): 4:08pm On Sep 19, 2022
Polytechnic and College students now be like

CareerRe: How Do You Survive As An Artist In Nigeria? by Monaboo(m): 4:01pm On Sep 19, 2022
If you know anyone that wants to go and study Fine Arts in school, please discourage that person. The person make not like you now but in future he or she will remember you.

I wonder why Universities and polytechnics in Nigeria are still is issuing B.sc and Diplomas in Fine Arts.

Who buys Artwork now?

This country ehn angry
CrimeRe: Naked Men Undergo Torturous Pain From A Native Doctor To Get Rich (pictures) by Monaboo(m): 12:58am On Sep 19, 2022
Did you just say Pidgin Englishhuh

You already know where they are from.

No questions.

Anyways, my nose are blocked this night. Having Cold. Managing to breath.

I can't believe am doing some core workout on my bed at past 1am to drive away this cold.
Finally am getting relief. My nose is becoming free.

You all should try it whenever you are having Cold.

I believe it's God who gave me this midnight inspiration.
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Must Get Into The Ark Before "Soon" Becomes "Too Late" by Monaboo(m): 9:38am On Sep 18, 2022
Some people after reading this now will still don't understand what you mean by ARK
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Ifeanyi Adefarasin Dancing And Excited At Her 50th Birthday Party by Monaboo(m): 7:34pm On Sep 17, 2022
Beautiful Pastor.

I remember the day I went to House On The Rock at Lekki, Lagos and I saw her. She is so pretty and chill while aging gracefully.

But it's not easy being married to a Big time Pastor like that. Answering Pastors Wife, all eyes on you and people watching your every move waiting for when you would fall as if you were the one that was called.

It's not easy tbh.

More grace to all Pastors wives who as a reason of the calling upon their husbands had to carry the mantle aswell.
RomanceRe: I Stopped Replying A Girl I Used To Like Because Of This Text by Monaboo(m): 7:32pm On Sep 17, 2022
Alldew:
For them everything gets here cos of the likes they get from posting such. And the likes is a form of highness when the are too broke to buy loud.
You last line got me grin grin grin
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by Monaboo(m): 7:31pm On Sep 17, 2022
Debbieeeeeee:
It’s faster to bring parents in than siblings, you can file for your sibling but it’ll take many years for it to come through.
Hmmm...Okay. Guess that explains it.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by Monaboo(m): 5:48pm On Sep 17, 2022
I say let me ask...

Why do most brothers or sisters who have lived in USA for over 20 to 30 years don't think of bringing their siblings in Nigeria over to join them in USA?

What could be the cause?

Is it that it is not possible or what because I am not understanding atall.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Slammed For Posting Sexy Pic Amidst Queens Death & Armenia Attack by Monaboo(m):
Keep it up Kim.

Was this same Queen not alive when Nigerians were being bought with Cocoyam into Slavery by her British people?

What did she do?

Please let me eat my Bread and stew in peace.
RomanceRe: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by Monaboo(m): 1:01pm On Sep 16, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:
Beautiful comment

God bless you
Thanks Dear.
RomanceRe: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by Monaboo(m): 12:48pm On Sep 16, 2022
I think it's the society's perception of things.

Just like me, I love wearing long skirts yet my people will tell me that I am very curvy, I should be wearing mini skirt. And I'm like whyhuh But personally, even tho I look good on mini, I just don't like wearing it. I like long skirts to cover up.

But I am guilty of showing my stomach because I can boldly say that I have six packs more than over 90% of men in Nigeria. And that's because I am Fitness Addict and I workout everyday to build my stomach so due to that I love wearing crop tops to show them off.

Most people think I should be covering them but why will I work so hard working out and get a toned stomach just to cover them up.

Even Men who are body builders and Gym freaks love to walk around shirtless just to show off their chest and six packs yet nobody complains or tells them to cover up. It's crazy!!!

Like I said, it's the society we live in. My friend in USA told me over there, nobody cares to caution you about what you wear or put on. Even going to work sef, you can colour your hair. All they care about is do your work. We need to advance as a country.

If a lady doesn't want to wear bra, she has her reasons. Everyone has their reasons. I think people should let others live.
CelebritiesRe: I Have Slept With 2000 People Since Losing My Virginity At 12 — Rapper Diamond by Monaboo(m): 12:33pm On Sep 16, 2022
owobokiri:
No gal that has had over 5 sexual partners will be totally committed to marriage.
She might be there because she needs someone to help her pay the bills or to talk with, but emotionally? She is not connected that much! Her emotions will be all over the place. Not to talk of the ones with hundreds of body counts. Marriage with these ones is a suicide wish... No matter what you do as a man in the marriage, the marriage will always look like a civil contract. There must be something she has seen there or there or there that you are not doing, which will make her to start looking over there, there or there for that comfort, especially when you're not looking! Divorce keeps rising in societies that tolorate a culture of sexual reckleness amongst the young.
Let me help you rephrase your statement...

No MAN that has had over 5 sexual partners will be totally committed to marriage.
He might be there because he needs someone to help him raise a family or to talk with, but emotionally? He is not connected that much! His emotions will be all over the place. Not to talk of the ones with hundreds of body counts. Marriage with these ones is a suicide wish... No matter what you do as a woman in the marriage, the marriage will always look like a civil contract. There must be something he has seen there or there or there that you are not doing, which will make him to start looking over there, there or there for that comfort, especially when you're not looking! Divorce keeps rising in societies that tolorate a culture of sexual reckleness amongst the young.


It swings both ways. Always remember that dear wink

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