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born again christian indeed! Product of failed education!

I guess your sister's husband misunderstood the whole arrangement. He probably thought that you were there to help him out as well!

The real question that bothers me is: Who will be our Mandella?

claremont: He should be taking seriously like the fraud that he is. As long as some Nigerians keep on taking charlatans like TB Joshua seriously, we would remain under-developed and mentally ret-arded as a people.

Has this man ever defrauded you before? If we cannot take him seriously, should we take you then? He is a charlatan but he has, in one way or the other, touched so many lives in this country and I strongly believe that you have not in any way made a single soul better since you were born! If you don't have anything to say, why not zip up?

suxes2005: I was at the german embassy on Tuesday to pick up a client's visa. I was No 55 and within d period I was there, more than 45 pple got dia visa.
Only 2 were not given. 1 was asked 2 provide additional docu while d oda was refused.
If u realy need to go schengen, try german visa. Dia requirements are online. Submit d ryt docu and xpect ur visa.
Need more info PLz ASK Here. Dnt call me nor text.

If you have ever been to the German Embassy in Lagos, you will immediately know that this comment is false and again suspicious. Everything at that embassy is done confidentially. There is no way to know who is granted or refused visa. Everyone is strictly on his own!

[quote author=Busy_body]Na by force to talk!!!


You just contributed verbatim exactly what I said IN MY SECOND POST duh, except that you goofed because the electronic copy is required more by the school for their records. Copycat oshi!!! And Justwise was wrong, end of.

And let that your rabid stinking mouth/leprous fingers type the word fool to me again and see if I would not send you home for the further home training you lack [/quote]Oh my bad, I thought I was talking to a normal person. Please I am so sorry, forgive me, I didn’t actually look at the username because where I come from, mad people are mostly referred to as busy bodies as they are amazingly busy 24/7 doing/saying absolutely nothing!

blank: Very annoying people. They will be deceiving people with their free deliveries, etc.
I bought a dvd from them. It took them over 2 months to deliver.
What helped me remain calm was that i had chosen the option to pay at point of delivery.
I kept calling them and it was from one failed promise to the other, some were outright lies.
When they finally delivered, they did not even call to know if someone would be home.
My gateman called me when i was in the market and my family had gone for the weekend that someone was looking for me.
I pitied that DHL guy cos he had to wait till i got home (which was like 3 hrs wait).

Bottom line, I won't touch them with a ten foot pole whatever their names are.

That probably tells you why they are rebranding too soon! I thought Kasuwa makes more sense that Jumia, but what do I know?

[quote author=Busy_body]Here he goes again, saying what he does not know, SMH [/quote]Why are you making a fool out of yourself? What the guy said was on point! You have not in any way helped the OP but instead you chose to criticise a really useful contribution. Most tutors are particular about electronic submission through turnitin in order to check plagiarism and also to have a good record of the time of submission. Since, the lady in question has obviously submitted her easy electronically, the Professor might be willing to overturn her decision but not necessarily a must! Although, I have to say that electronic submission means meeting the tutor's additional requirements, while submitting the hardcopy means meeting the schools’ course requirement. Usually, in most schools, there must be a hardcopy to prove participation in all course-works, tests, assignments, exams etc. Electronic submission is only but an additional requirement to prove originality of what you are submitting. So, as far this matter is concern, the lady did not participate in that coursework, in my opinion, since she failed to submit her hardcopy as required by the school authority.

It's really quite disturbing that they are changing names very quickly considering what they have so far spent in branding kasuwa.com. In any case, I wish them the best of luck!

bellamy27: useless SSS.why cant they face the rampaging boko haram in yobe or borno

Why not allow the SSS to do their job. You never know why the man is travelling to Dubia in the first place. It could have been to procure more bombs! Who knows? I don't know!

sans59: So I intend to go to the uk soon for a month vacation. I will be staying in a hotel with this zip code NW10 7DD. What will be the best way to get there? Train or a cab? Can someone give me an estimate of price and duration from heathrow to the hotel?
Where can I shop for good stuffs like clothes but relate lively cheap clothes ( not necessarily popular brands)
Where are must see sites to visit? And what are the popular clubs, nigerians go to?
Can I use my glo line for bb service there or do I just get like an o2 line there and put on my sim.
What are must eat foods, where can I hook up with the ladies?

The movement and speed of transactions in London tube can be quite confusing for a first-timer. In my opinion, just take National Express bus from Heathrow to Victoria Station and from there you can connect anywhere within the UK without a hitch. Goodluck!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]We would have toss the carcass of his hungry looking body into Atlantic ocean. ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Invade that glorify village called Gayna should any of the evolving apes questioned his death . . . .is it my fault that they allow their president stay without food?[/quote]Very insensitive comment to make, to say the least! I feel desperately sorry for you. According to you, the man was hungry-looking; do you not understand that he was sick? Was it as a result of his own making that he looked like that? We are just talking about someone that just died unexpectedly and shocked the whole world and you are here taking bull.shit.

Jakumo: Another of God's hitmen issues the usual death threat against all who refuse to bow before the Man of Dog, Pastor V.D.Joshua, of retro-active "predictions" fame, and the ambulance-chasing fame.

Perhaps now that the target list of internet sceptics has been drawn up, Pastor V.D. Joshua can "predict" their imminent death at the hands of hit-men hired by the Man of Dog in the name of Jeeeesus. Praise the Lord's Personal Assistant, even as we rub out those who won't, in the name of the Holy Spirit. Halleluuuuujahhhhh.

You are such a ridiculous fellow. Why are you making a fool out of yourself? If you are jobless, why not look for something else to keep yourself busy? The man you are criticising is probably not as educated as you are and yet he is a very successful entrepreneur. He started his church from scratch and yet turned it to an empire. Now tell us what you have achieved in the whole of your sorry life?

This is really the problem of Nigerians. They always use very strong words to criticise their very own, even when there is no need for it. Unfortunately, people all over the world have access to these derogatory comments and to a large extend, form their opinions about Nigerians with them. And tomorrow, one of you writing this trash will start asking useless questions why Nigerians are hated this much abroad: forgetting that we are the real cause of our problems. Now tell me, what sin has this man committed to deserve these name calling? How many of you castigating him has done 1/1000000th of what he has done for Nigerians in particular, and the world in general? You better cease these hatreds, otherwise you perish with them! Learn how to appreciate the goodness in people around you!

RICHIE BOI: Smoking while driving will attract N20,000.00, failure to give way to traffic on the left at a roundabout N20,000.00, disobeying traffic control will be N20,000.00 violation of route by commercial vehicles will attract N20,000.00. Riding motor-cycle without crash helmet for rider and passenger will attract N20,000: 00 or 3years imprisonment or both.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/3-year-jail-term-awaits-one-way-traffic-offenders-in-lagos/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

This has got to be the joke of the year. misplaced priority indeed.

It is no joke, bro! You've got to know what the government priorities are, before you can brand them misplaced. Lagos state can never be a model city, worth of recognition, in the midst of chaos and total violation of traffic laws. Many Nigerians have lost their lives to reckless drivers, who most of the times, prefer to drive one way on top speed. By the way, all the penalties you quoted above, for offenders, are not different from what are obtainable in other decent cities of the world.

This Nairaland is just a huge joke! So you can actually paste someone's picture on this website without her permission, make caricatures of it, and yet get an accolade of front page recognition for doing so? What an offensive thing to do, in my opinion?

omegabuz: @yeye4live,

Did you see the Terms of Agreement of which I believe you attested to and signed in agreement? These charges are well stipulated in there. So why waste your time and money sueing GTBank to court.

I want to seize this opportunity to advise everyone to always and thoroughly read through the Terms of Agreement of any official document that concerns you.

Even Festus Keyamu or any other lawyer will advise you to back off this case.

@Omegabuz

Please do you know whether this terms & conditions, you mentioned in your post, cover situations where the ATM machine debits the customer's account twice for a single withdrawal? Kindly advise as we have a case in hand and we are contemplating suing the bank for fraudulent withdrawal as the account has been compromised.

Is it putting on suit that will stop boko haram?

PetroDolla: So how come your country is so rotten and poverty is so widespread- with 90% survining on less that $2 a day? And did you include kidnappers, 419ners,ritualists, prostitutes,militants, occultists,terrorists etc among your 'traders and entreprenuers with capital?'

economic buoyancy my foot!

I have followed your contributions on this thread with keen interest. One thing I can say about you is that you are very naive. Have you ever visited Ghana before? If yes, have you ever been to Tema? Again, if yes, then you should have known that Ghana is far more rotten than Nigeria. Ghanaians say that Tema is a hustling ground but most of them in that tiny city are crooks, prostitutes, habitual liars, scammers, helpless, lazy, just name those odds you can remember. A visit to Tema community one at night will embarrass you. You will definitely see teenagers wandering helplessly all over the place late at night. Their morals are zero! To put the point straight, a typical Ghanaian, in my opinion and without sentiments, is a born thief. They are quite lovely to relate with, and based on that, you will be unsuspicious of them, but behold, they will scam you when you least expected it. When you come across a Nigerian thief, you will, in most cases, know immediately but that of Ghanaian, forget it you will never know, they are smooth operators!

Please kindly share if you have any ideas, thanks.

Could you please tell me whether there are toll free lines in Nigeria? If yes, how much does it cost to get one? Otherwise, which telephone line/company can you recommend for a business startup? I am looking to install a line that will charge clients little or nothing when they call in for business enquiries. Any ideas, anyone?

feelamong: I think there is a need to clarify a few issues on the CBN STOP RATES Posted before..

(1) You might not be able to get these rates as an ordinary investor when you bid at the CBN auction.

(2) You are only allowed to make a bid for the TBills you want to purchase..for e.g I might bid for the purchase of 91 days at 13.5% and at the end of the auction the CBN stop rate might be 14%. All I will get will be at the rate at which I bidded which is 13.5% and not the CBN stop rate of 14%.

(3)If I bid outside the CBN stop rates then I am not alloted at that particular bid.

(4)Now the question is what rate do I bid for? This is my account officers always tell me not to be too greedy and also not to be too unambitious

But I thought that the CBN will always be striving to have a lower stop rate(ie to pay a lower interest) while you, the customer, will be striving to get a higher rate (or bid).

In order to contribute effectively to this topic, you must understand the dynamics of international trade in Nigeria. It is always difficult to compete with the open market traders because they know perfectly their ways of getting the goods into the country without paying all the necessary duties and taxes. Even, sometimes, these guys get their goods at highly subsidized prices (ie electronics top dealers at Computer Village) through the money launderers who usually bring them in, with the sole purpose of repatriating their ill-gotten funds. Importing goods into the country is not always an easy task as there are all sorts of fees to pay at the frontiers, which in my opinion, Walmart cannot avoid. In any case, Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa and there is definitely market for everybody. Therefore, there is no cause for any alarm!

starfort: I thought u said u have all d documents for visa. Anyway, u open ur block account through the consulate in Lagos. And you make transfer via ur bank to d account given u by d deutsche bank. You need ur passport data page and admission letter to open d account. The consulate in Lagos are very helpful, u can always mail them on ur development and they respond fast. Germans are helpful and reasonable unlike other embassies i've been to. They are less of racist compared to british and americans, ignore whatever most people say on this forum, most of them have not even been to the airport and they give u tales. I've been to the uk on several visits, when i compare them to this germans u will change sides.

Bros, from the time of submitting your documents at Lagos Embassy, how long did it take deutshe bank to open your blocked account? Also, how long did it take for the bank to acknowledge the receipt of your money into the new account?

From my research, there are highly rated universities in Turkey and their school fees seem affordable. I doubt whether their student visa application process is laborious. Please if you are a student studying in Turkey or planning to study in Turkey, we need your views on the general application processes and the student life over there as I am applying for Feb 2012 start date. Lets have your say, please!

We have effectively identified a business opportunity in Nigeria. No doubt, it has to do with issues relating to local and cross-border trade. We strongly believe that the opportunity would be a big success if well harnessed.

In view of the afore-mentioned, we are actively searching for a serious minded business partner who has an inner desire to be part of something big. Ideally we are looking for a versatile graduate who is on the verge of starting his own business. He must be someone who has a strong interest in global commerce; a researcher; a writer; a good negotiator; a good information manager; and above all someone who is God fearing.

Please do get in touch immediately if the above description sounds like you. The email address to contact is: tradepartner1@hotmail.com ie tradepartner(one)@hotmail.com. We'd love to hear from you and have a chat.

Many thanks.

Taborah:
The guy really fooled the house if indeed they thought he has apologised. He was infact defending his submission that their action is tantamount to legislative rascality. One needs to go back to the dictionary and check the meaning of APOLOGIA.

Like him or hate him, this guy is a genius! No doubt, he has good command of his vocabulary. Apologia - an apology, as in defense or justification of a belief, idea etc see http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/apologia

Sorry, I have been away. You can reach me by email at moneyquest1@hotmail.com.

Thanks.

@IncubatorI

Just sent you a mail. Could you please revert ASAP.

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