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Jokes EtcRe: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Monimatic(m): 10:23am On Jan 03, 2015
DickTator1:
Here's Papa Buhari with a certificate, something you thought you'd never see in your life.
Even this Pa Buhari WAEC result be like BlackBerry Pin ; 8F91A1
APC supporters n Buhari bootlickers can add Pa Buhari BlackBerry PIN of failure to their BBM
The BlackBerry pin once again is 8F91A1
Pa Buhari where ur Certificates Abi u no go school?
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Certificate Saga An Assault On The Military - Lai Mohammed. by Monimatic(m): 10:15am On Jan 03, 2015
Even this Buhari WAEC result be like BlackBerry Pin ; 8F91A1
APC supporters n Buhari bootlickers can add Buhari BlackBerry PIN of failure to their BBM
The BlackBerry pin once again is 8F91A1
Buhari where ur Certificates Abi u no go school?
grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Did The Military Really Deny Muhammadu Buhari's Claim? by Monimatic(m): 9:06am On Jan 03, 2015
barcanista:
You should tell your lawyers and Journalists to question the appropriate authorities. Buhari doesn't have to explain to your neither APC. They have made their submission, if you are unsatisfied politely ask the APC or go to the military. If still unsatisfied, Go to Court
Where is ur Certificate Abi u no go school.
Till then "Go n Die"

PoliticsRe: Did The Military Really Deny Muhammadu Buhari's Claim? by Monimatic(m): 8:52am On Jan 03, 2015
Weather or not Military denied Buhari's claim..Pa Buhari should first show us his Original or Photocopies of his credentials...shikena!
Abi Buhari ur messiah no go school
Till Buhari show us his certificate, in the Words of APC Governor Adam Oshiomole"Barcanista u can go n die !!
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PoliticsRe: Is This Buhari's Missing Result?? Lol by Monimatic(m): 1:18am On Jan 03, 2015
[size=15pt]That's Buhari BlackBerry pin, APC supporters can add him.. grin grin grin
#buhari where ur certificate Abi u no go school?[/size]
PoliticsRe: APC Worried Over Amaechi’s Life by Monimatic(m): 12:53am On Jan 03, 2015
Ameachi's political career is over, APC in rivers state should stop looking for relevance.
PDP will recover her stolen mandate back.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Lied, We are not with his Original Certificates - Army by Monimatic(op): 12:04am On Jan 03, 2015
Pa Buhari where ur certificate Abi u no go school?
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PoliticsRe: We Are Not With Buhari’s Original Copies Of Certificates — Army by Monimatic(m): 11:41pm On Jan 02, 2015
No Space in Aso Rock, the clueless one cluelessly defeating Pa Buhari n APC on Valentine day.

Amaechi campaign driector/Driver come and defend your Semi Illiterate 4 times Presidential election failure.

GEJ 2019 till Pa Buhari goes back to School.
PoliticsRe: We Are Not With Buhari’s Original Copies Of Certificates — Army by Monimatic(m):
[size=15pt] Pa Buhari where ur certificate Abi na semi illiterate u bi?
Na which certificate u go take stabilise world oil prices? grin grin grin grin

Buhari no sharp at all, as sambo talk say fire burn him certificates , buhari for talk say him 100 cows chop him own certificates. grin grin grin grin grin grin
The so called messiah of APC is now in Mess.
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Pa Buhari forbids western education, he has BSC in Almajiri studies. grin grin grin
In the words of Asari Dokubo
"Pa Buhari is just an Old no Qualification kunu Drinking hausa/fulani cattle rearer"
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PoliticsBuhari Lied, We are not with his Original Certificates - Army by Monimatic(op): 11:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
We are not with Buhari’s original copies of certificates — Army
on january 02, 2015 at 10:03 pm in news
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By Kingsley Omonobi, Abuja
Few days after the former Head of State and Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Major General Muhammadu Buhari, retd, explained in an affidavit submitted to the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, that all his academic credentials were with the Military Board, the Army have stated that they do not keep the certificates of any serving or retired officer or soldier.
General Buhari is contesting the presidential election for the fourth time under different political parties including the defunct All Nigeria People’s Party, ANPP and the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, but the issue of his qualifications had never been controversial until the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, recently described him as a ‘’semi- illiterate.’’
However, against the backdrop of Buhari’s affidavit in court, a military source said ‘’that the Army can not keep anybody’s original certificate because it is the personal property of the owner,’’ adding that such original certificates were only needed at the point of entry into the service.
According to the source, the Military only kept photocopies of credentials of officers and soldiers in their personal files that were in the military secretary’s office.
“The original certificate of any officer or soldier is only needed at the point of entry into the service either as a cadet officer entering the Nigerian Defence Academy, or the recruitment officers when interviewing recruits to be sent to the depot for training. That is so, because they are needed to verify what were in the photocopies supplied by them or from the necessary examining bodies.”
The source further stated that anybody claiming that his original certificates were with the Military Secretary (Army), had ‘’ulterior motive(s) or something he or she cannot explain.’’
He further added, “Let me tell you now, in the Navy, the Navy Secretary, NAVSEC, keep the documents of all Naval officers and ratings and not their original certificates which are their personal property.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/not-buharis-original-copies-certificates-army/
PoliticsRe: We Are Not With Buhari’s Original Copies Of Certificates — Army by Monimatic(m): 11:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
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PoliticsRe: It Is Apc's Duty To Disqualify Buhari - INEC by Monimatic(m): 11:31pm On Dec 31, 2014
Buhari wey ur Certificate? Abi u no go skool or na semi illiterate u bi
Progressive semi illiterate janjaweedian
PoliticsRe: It Is Apc's Duty To Disqualify Buhari - INEC by Monimatic(m):
[size=24pt]Buhari where is your certificate huh
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PoliticsRe: Alleged APC Chairman Seen Witchcrafting In A Forest by Monimatic(m): 7:14pm On Dec 30, 2014
APC party of evil
PoliticsRe: Secret Meeting Between GEJ And Ibori Revealed by Monimatic(m): 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2014
klkl:
Breaking news: President Goodluck Jonathan visit convicted former Delta State Governor James Onanofe Ibori in Prison in the United Kingdom. James Ibori remains a major player in Niger Delta politics even as he serve a 5 year sentence for stealing money meant to develop Delta State. Ibori had accused Jonathan of setting him up. Jonathan had previously pardoned another convict former Bayelsa Governor Alamieyeseigha. Presidential Spokesperson Reuben Abati could neither confirm or deny the meeting; he stated "President Goodluck Jonathan’s visit to the UK is essentially private"
APC bootlickers have started again with their janjaweedian propaganda.
PoliticsRe: See What An Imam Tweeted. by Monimatic(m): 4:25pm On Dec 29, 2014
APC n Violence...SIAMESE TWINS
PoliticsRe: Photos : Prof. Yemi Osibanjo Spotted At #OLIC Yesternite by Monimatic(m):
U go fear Pastor wey dey TURN UP n come dey sample Guinness stout n Red Label grin grin grin
Pastor Osibanjo sef dey sing dey sing story for the gods, (mo fe mu Dongoyaro, Monkey tail)
See as him dey look all those female dancers Ukwu!
Chai there is God oh!
Pastor oya TURN UP! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Why Jonathan Is In Trouble — Gov Amaechi by Monimatic(m):
Mogidi:
Amaechi still dey alive?
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Amaechi! own your own oh! Own your own oh! OYO grin grin grin
Amaechi for OYO state Governor grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Enugu -PH Train Hoax Crash : APC Lying Team Stranded (Pictures) by Monimatic(m): 3:29pm On Dec 27, 2014
deeptechcool:
How are we sure it wasn't a TANoid that started the propaganda in order to score a cheap political point for his master? Whether you like it or yes, change in 2015 is inevitable.
BUHARI 2015.
Another confused semi illiterate janjaweedian detected
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PoliticsRe: Enugu -PH Train Hoax Crash : APC Lying Team Stranded (Pictures) by Monimatic(m): 3:24pm On Dec 27, 2014
Since APC wishes Nigerians death by spreading rumors on train derailment, so shall the life of Those APC members who always spread propaganda be derailed.

PoliticsSahara Reporters Work For Terrorists – Nigeria Army by Monimatic(op): 6:05am On Dec 27, 2014
The Army authorities yesterday accused an online media, Sahara Reporters, of working for the Boko Haram terror group.

In a statement issued by its director of public relations, Brigadier Olaleye Lajide, the Army dismissed a story published on the website of the medium where it alleged that a serving officer, Lt Col Wende, petitioned the Army hierarchy.

“It is noteworthy but unfortunate that Sahara Reporters has committed itself to support terrorism and fight Nigeria, its people, its military and particularly the Nigerian Army.

“Before Sahara Reporters published their purported document described as petition from Lt Col Wende, a serving commanding officer, the Nigerian Army conducted a thorough investigation on the document involving other security and intelligence gathering agencies. The process confirmed that the serving officer was not the author of the petition,” the Army stated.

The statement further disclosed that at a press conference in Maiduguri, the officer involved, Wende, disassociated himself from the petition and Sahara Reporters which published the story was not only absent but went to discredit the officer, describing him as “unverified”.

http://leadership.ng/news/398002/sahara-reporters-work-terrorists-army

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Likely To Beat Obama’s Historic 1 Billion Dollars Re-election Campaign by Monimatic(m): 4:30pm On Dec 26, 2014
Useless source
Another APC propaganda media wing....
PoliticsInsurgency: Commanding Officer Disowns Fraud Petition To Jonathan by Monimatic(op): 6:34am On Dec 26, 2014
The Nigerian Army on Thursday distanced the Commanding Officer of the 103 Battalion, Lt. Col Anthony Wende, from a petition purportedly written to President Goodluck Jonathan, on why the counter insurgency operations in the North-East had not yielded the desired results.

Some online news media(Shara Reporters) recently reported that the commanding officer petitioned the president, where allegation of corruption was said to have been the reason for the prolonged battle against the insurgents.

The letter to the president also claimed that the military did not have the requisite weapons to prosecute the current counter insurgency war against Boko Haram.

Addressing a press conference, the Deputy Director, Army Public Relations of the 7 Division of the Nigerian Army in Maiduguri, Col. Sani Usman, said the Nigerian army had investigated the petition and discovered that the officer was not the author of the letter.

He said, “The petition was carefully studied and investigated by the Nigerian Army and as part of this process, forensic analysis by relevant security agencies was carried out. It was discovered that the allegations were spurious and baseless as the commanding officer had nothing to do with the petition. He has therefore been exonerated.”

Usman alleged that the petition was aimed at distracting the Army from its fight against terrorism in the country.

The Army spokesman said, “We wish to categorically state that the petition is the handiwork of mischief-makers aimed at distracting the 7 Division and indeed the Nigerian Army from its determined efforts at fighting insurgency and terrorism in this nation to a logical and successful conclusion.”

He added, “You will recall that the officer’s unit currently plays a vital role in the fight against Boko Haram terrorists in Nigeria. Under his command, the unit, along with others, has been able to deny the terrorists freedom of action within their area of operations.

“It is out of sheer mischief therefore that someone is trying to ensure that the name of this gallant officer is smeared for inconceivable reasons.”

Wende, who was also at the press briefing, denied ever authoring the letter to the president, adding that there was no truth in the report that he was being threatened by the army authorities.
http://www.punchng.com/news/insurgency-commanding-officer-disowns-fraud-petition-to-jonathan/
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo A Seasoned Predator, An Infantile Career Liar — Soyinka by Monimatic(op): 8:12pm On Dec 24, 2014
BossAyuk:
Soyinka has spent the last few weeks of his life being an attack dog to GEJ. Well done Sir
U are just a confused semi illiterate . grin grin grin
PoliticsObasanjo A Seasoned Predator, An Infantile Career Liar — Soyinka by Monimatic(op): 7:50pm On Dec 24, 2014
Soyinka Nobel laureate, Wole Soyinka, offered President Olusegun Obasanjo an unusual Christmas gift Wednesday by way of a 1,788-word biting response to claims Mr. Obasanjo made in his new and controversial three-volume memoir, My Watch.

Mr. Soyinka mockingly described the old general as “our Great Immortal, the Unparalleled Achiever, Divinely appointed Watchman”.

“Okikiola, [Mr Obasanjo’s middle name] the overgrown child of circumstance,” was how Mr Soyinka called out at the former president whom he characterises as an individual with “capacity for infantile mischief, and for needless, mind-boggling provocations, such as his recent ‘literary’ intrusion…”

Defining Mr. Obasanjo’s many public interventions as a “compulsive career of lying” and the former soldier as a “Master of Mendacity,” Mr. Soyinka promised a “full, frontal dissection of Obasanjo’s My Watch for later, most especially since the work itself is currently under legal restraint and is not readily accessible to a general readership.”

However, he described Mr. Obasanjo as “a seasoned predator on others’ achievements – he preys on their names, their characters, their motivations, their true lives, preys on gossip and preys on facts, preys on contributions to collective undertakings…even preys on their identities, substituting his own where possible. Well, hopefully he may actually believe in the inevitable End to all vanities?”

The two elder citizens have a long history of squabbles and public disagreements, but in his current comments, Mr. Soyinka is part-sarcastic, part-playful, but still broad-sweeping, from the personal to the policy ramifications of Mr. Obasanjo’s life story.

He derisively described Mr. Obasanjo’s pet possession, the Presidential library at Abeokuta, as a “Presidential Laundromat,” pointing to the circumstances of the  land acquisition  as “morally dubious” and suggesting that it was “blatantly developed through a process that I denounced as ‘executive extortionism’.”

The fund-raising event for the library drew intense public smack at the time, and now Mr. Soyinka likens it to the recent fund raising for Mr. Jonathan’s presidential election.

“That obscene proceeding has certainly set a competitive precedent for impunity in President Jonathan’s recent fund-raising shindig,” Mr. Soyinka said, jeering at the relationship of the two presidents.

Mr. Soyinka was at his most scathing humour when he drew presumed parallels between Mr. Obasanjo, whom he calls “our Owu retiree soldier and prolific author,” and an admonitory fictional character in Fagunwa’s famous Yoruba novel, Igbo Olodumare: “The seventh…. is not among those who set out to improve the world but rather to cause distress to its inhabitants. It was through manipulations that he attained a high position.

“Having achieved this however, he constantly blocked the progress of those behind him, this being a most deplorable act in the eyes of God, and rank behaviour in the judgment of the dwellers of heaven – that anyone who has enjoyed upliftment in life should seek to be an obstacle for those who follow him.

“This man forgot the beings of earth, forgot the beings of heaven, in turn, he forgot the presence of God. The worst kind of behaviour agitated his hands – greed occupied the centre of his heart, and he was a creature that walked in darkness. This man wallowed in bribery, he was chairman of the circle of scheming, head of the gang of double-dealing, field-marshal of those who crept about in the dark of night.

“With his mouth, he ruined the work of others, while he used a big potsherd to cover the good works of some, that others might not see their attainments. He nosed around for secrets that would entrap his companions, and blew them up into monumental crimes in the eyes of the world. He who turns the world upside down, places the deceitful on the throne, casts the truthful down – because such is a being of base earth, he will never stand as equal among the uplifted.”

“Chei! There is Death o!” Mr. Soyinka concludes his response, in biting reference to the First Lady’s famous dramatic torment in the wake of the abduction of 219 Chibok schoolgirls.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/173763-obasanjo-seasoned-predator-infantile-career-liar-soyinka.html
CelebritiesRe: Some Very Powerful Rich Men Ended The Fight Between Wizkid And I - Davido by Monimatic(m): 6:57pm On Dec 24, 2014
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Expresses Frustration Over Failed Rivers APC Rally, Orders Another Rally by Monimatic(op):
Orikinla:
[size=18pt]AND HE IS STILL THE GOVERNOR OF RIVERS STATE FROM PDP TO APC.
AND WHO ARE YOU?
A NON ENTITY.[/size]
Another Amaechi boot licker detected grin grin
Go n die
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PoliticsRe: Amaechi Expresses Frustration Over Failed Rivers APC Rally, Orders Another Rally by Monimatic(op): 9:09pm On Dec 23, 2014
Collynzo22:
You never see anything, next time you won't even get up to 2000. I saw how the coordinators were physically pushing people from where they were seating to the open seats behing the stage where the cameras were facing just to create a false impression of a full stadium, they still failed.
You better increase their appearance fees.
Hiring crowd will not stop your from losing sha.
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Amaechi is a serial failure
PoliticsAmaechi Expresses Frustration Over Failed Rivers APC Rally, Orders Another Rally by Monimatic(op): 6:18pm On Dec 23, 2014
Describing Peterside as his successor, Amaechi, who introduced the APC governorship candidate to the crowd, expressed dissatisfaction over the turnout of the party supporters for the rally, adding that the exercise will be repeated on January 2, 2015.

He said, “This stadium has a capacity for 16,000 people. You promised us you were going to mobilise 20,000 supporters to the rally, but you could only mobilise 10,000, which is not good enough. Port Harcourt Local Government has over 106,000 registered APC members. So, you must repeat this rally.”




http://www.punchng.com/news/im-not-funding-apc-amaechi/
PoliticsRe: Singer Daniel Wilson Mocks Gov. Chibuike Amaechi - Pix by Monimatic(m): 7:37pm On Dec 17, 2014
Trailblazer1:
In 2015, may you never be a laughing stock like Amaechi!!!
Amen grin
PoliticsRe: Namadi Sambo Vs Yemi Osinbajo, Who Would You Vote For? by Monimatic(m): 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2014
Sambo anytime any day..
He is just unfortunate he is with the clueless one GEJ

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