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Wow I just fainted n I had adream n saw pple pouring me water, wen I woke up, I saw many pple n ask what happen, they said u faited n I fall n fainted again, had a dream n saw Cossy sucking my joystick n I ask u said u don't sleep with anm actor. She said yes cos I only phuck them n leave 2 my house, I don't sleep with them till dawn. Who is the fool? Nlanders or Cossy

This is the girl I use to phuck any how in those days, I know u pple will say am lying, but if am lying make tunder fire ur head as u read this post.

Hahahaha, I remember back then in school when my girl friend was always complaining that i dont care, then i was force ask to my landlord's wife one day 'what woman realy mean by care' n she replied; my broda i won't lie 2 u, women prefer u given them money than always being around them in the name of u care or u are always there for them.

How come people that apply for Inec come small pass people that applied for Dangote trailer driver, am doubting that figure, it should be more than that.

That was a good one, Who said that? Monjerk to Bblack on Nland [b][/b]

I will resurrect my Parent first before any of the past musician,who care about them,
anyway i will resurrect Baba Friyo because he is dead while still a life, no single release since, abi na curse.

Question: Is D'banj dating Adama Indimi?
[b]Answer:[/b]Yes D'banj is dating Adama Idimi,
[b]Conclusion:[/b]Now that this has happen, you can go and hang urself so that we can here word. Nland nonsense post all the the time. If it is gar..ri post Someone will band someone. Am out of this post.

If these guys are realy boko guys, they need more and serious torturing for all the havoc they have cause this country, infact JTF should used hot syringe on their urinating hole. Useless animals called BH

Rhisky: its michelle nt micelle

The correct spelling is; "it's or it is" not its. Thanks for correcting me.

Illuminati ko lanta ni, Him be illuminati n he still dey here de look computer every hour, eye self dey pain him all make man for see garri take wag. Abeg free d guy joor,

Onegai: I think what happened was that her hubby travelled abroad, before they got married, then she met her ex. Since she didn't wanna break up with the hubby (most likely at that time, they had confirmed they were getting married and the ex was awesome, but an unknown quantity), she went back to hubby and they got married. And now she and ex are still comunicating

Why are you analysing the post, for ur information she said she n her ex do see each other constantly not only on communicating. So what have you come out with, u ar justifying good what she is doing.

The problem with you is that you still dont believe you are married so i guess that is why you are talking like this, are you sure that you will not get pregnant for your ex so that atleast u will always use the baby to remember him. You are married and still keeping ur ex in mind. Why didnt u marry him since he is so precious to you. By the time ur husband know what u are doing and then keep girl friend, u will then come to nland with another user name to complain what the man is doing. Continue playing with ur future

IBB Fu^ck off, who cares, looking forward to when you will confess all the evil you have done to this nation. You think you are smart? Pay back time will soon come.

Wash' Somebody controlling 30million and still jumping okada, menh i dont believe this crab, If she like let her control 30billion and still jump keke, na she know. so she didnt know any man when she start controlling small cash, or she just wake up one day n realise she is controlling 30milla.

No any difference, they are the same, they look exactly alike, infact they identical twin.see them
Patience

Micelle

I would rather kill myself instead of comiting sucide.

Donno because even my grand mum will look beautiful on those dress

I dont know what to advice you now until when ur sister is pregnant for him and you open another tread here with this topic " My sister is pregnant for my best friend" then i will know what to say because there is evidience. You are afraid of your younger sister and your best friend and u expect me to advice u, how then would you carry out my advice if i do. Next topic pls

Hehehe, here we go again,the northeners claiming they can sweep the rest of the country with a twingle of an eye. Let this man not think that the same thing that happen b4 will repeat again, if anything will happen now, sorry for the north. Am just very angry by this man's statement, he better watch what he spew in the public.

@ All, pls advice needed'
I am planning 2 get a UK visa for a training, my coy will provide what they needed to provide for me cos they are d one sending me for the training. On my own case am married bt no issue yet bt my wife Is pregnant, can I include pregnancy test/scan result doc. Also I don't av money in my salary acct dat I want 2 include d statement, would that stop my chance since my
coy is going 2 include their statement or can I deposit less than 100k n print d statement in a months time. Please what do i need 2 get this visa cos d training is very important 2 my career.

Look Mr Yakubu or GMD or what ever u call urself, don't ever think Nigerians are fools so next time u want 2 lie 2 us u better go n ask ur grand mum hw 2 lie, ok. U av just showed us that u r a liar.

Abyjah: This initiative is a good one. It will make indigent citizens resort to crime instead of starving to death. Afterall, if our prisons are upgraded to UK standard, it'll be preferable living in there to living free in Nigeria.

Bro, how on earth would someone prefer staying in prison than living free in Nigeria, habba is that how bad this country is? Less think, less act positive, Nigeria is not that bad.

Acidosis: heard a story of lady warder who takes his inmate boyfriend home every night. .and resume duty the next morning with the bf. . back into the prison.

If so some guys would prefer to go to prison just to have free food & pussy every night from a beautiful female warder, lemme think about it, instead of spending money for all these girls around that want to milk guys dry. .

Acidosis: I strongly doubt that. .

Some warder take these prisoners as friends especially those that cooperate and abide with the rules. Some female warder even date inmates.

Dude are you speaking from experience? Lol

Well done bolt, this shows that the alomo bitters that I prepare for u b4 d olympic is realy working well. Don't mind USA, they paid me lesser money so d injectn I gave them wasn't strong enough for the competition. Team Nigeria have always been owing me without payment every olympic so d peels that I gave them this time around was expired ones cos I know that they won't pay.

Kai, 2015 on the way GEJ contest and win, Lemme go inside and sharpen my cutlass sorry check my Otumokpo n Odieshi and take one shut of my concorsion because dis one go worse pass biafra war, trust Militant. thank God my double-bar still dey, my dad hunting gun is for sale because he is late now, but dat one is call... dont know the name but has only one bullet (inside one red cartidge).

@ ops I really feel ur pain. Thank God am reading this post, my wife is 17 weeks pregnant now, at the early stage of the pregnancy, she complain so much that atimes i would ask her why is it that when u read in ur book that u are suppose to have one sickness now and u dont have it, the following day u will have that sickness and we will laugh over it, I think i have been supportive to her but i have learnt here that i have to do more than what am doing now.
Pls just make urself happy, U cant afford to be unhappy now.

On the other hand, ur husband just need to be advice by an elderly person, you know this is your first pregnancy n so is his, he had no experience before just like me, someone need to talk to him, as for the food stuff, that was very selfish of him.
If he can, let him just go through this post, i bet you he will change.