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PoliticsRe: Lekki Shootings: Frank Edoho "Osinbajo’s Comments Disappointing" by Monjerk: 9:10pm On Oct 22, 2020
Abeg make una free my pastor for me, until they assigned him to kitchen to be watching plate, you people will not know what he is passing through.

To resign no let him do because Tinubu threaten him that if he resign, he go kill him with his bare hand.

The man dey inside one hot soup like that, if not for Adeboye prayer the guy for just run leave this country.

All those small small committees were him the head, na to just keep him there nothing inside, na empty committees, go and ask Lai if You are doubting me.
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Reacts To President Buhari's Broadcast by Monjerk: 8:58pm On Oct 22, 2020
My children were grumbling that I disturbed their Cartoon Network, immediately the fvcking man finished his so call speech, my children were busy shouting 61, 61,61,61....,,,
I just got fed up and drop the remote and walk away. Can’t even know what was my take from the speech, just waisted my fuel and time.
RomanceRe: A Verbally Abusive Guy I Just Met by Monjerk: 5:16am On Oct 22, 2020
Lady-wealth, I sight you very well, hope it is not the wealth that you saw as the best quality in him because you didn’t mention the quality.

Anyway both of you should learn how to talk to each other because I can see that from your statement, it is in both of you to talk anyhow to someone.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Speaks On EndSARS Protests, Violence And Shootings by Monjerk: 4:48am On Oct 22, 2020
Seem they need time for Baba to rehash the prepared speech.

Or they still busy making the video of his speech, too much work due to so many reading error.

But does it mean that the president cannot just come out and be talking to Nigerian (as in addressing us for like two hours and be flowing well and still get more to talk).

This things are not adding up, seriously pointing toward someone that is not normal or having brain failure or dementia as they has been saying.

Seems they are just managing the president till 2023 make he carry his own go home.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: I Have Never Earned A Dime From Lekki Toll Gate by Monjerk: 7:53pm On Oct 21, 2020
You have never earn a dine in alpha beta too.

Because your name is not on CAC document doesn’t mean the public don’t know that you are behind the scene.
SportsRe: Lekki Shooting: Super Eagles May Boycott Remaining AFCON Qualifiers by Monjerk: 7:23pm On Oct 21, 2020
Nyamuriflathead:
They should boycott it. Super Eagles are useless to us because they don't even win matches. The allowances used to pay them will be channelled into something useful
You are a mumu man.
PoliticsRe: Brigadier Omata Must Be Captured To Face Justice For Lekki Killings -Nnamdi Kanu by Monjerk: 9:47am On Oct 21, 2020
officialbeffinb:
Pls this is wrong/false. Francis didn’t command the soldiers nor was he there when shots were fired. Francis’ a Brigadier General of the Lagos Garrison was at home when this occurred and he was shocked when people started calling him that soldiers were at the Toll gate shooting. He rushed to the scene and arrived about 39 mins after.
He identified himself and moved to pull back the soldiers. It was then he discovered that the soldiers were from there 65 Battalion Bonny camp led by their commanding officer one *Lt Col S. O. Bello*.
As I write the soldiers and their c/o Lt Col Bello are still writing reports as they authorities want to know who authorized the military to go to the scene. Pls note that a General does a not lead a small battalion so there’s no way Francis a General would be commanding or leading a motley crowd of soldiers.
His only mistake was that when he got to the scene he was screaming his name to alert the soldiers about his presence and people at the scene picked that up and ran with it
*As received*
From your story, it is invariably that as a commander of Lagos Garrison, who was still the commander, some soldiers under him went to execute the massacre without his knowledge, sounds funny, as the commander, he need to be drag out until the people behind the issue are expose.

There is nothing wrong with dragging the General out, if he is innocent, he should come out and clear his name while bringing forth the people that committed the crime.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Manchester United : UCL (1 - 2) On 20th October 2020 by Monjerk: 8:41pm On Oct 20, 2020
Camos:
lipsrsealed


Dem carry their penalty syndrome come Uefa
Enemy of progress, next thing will be that united bribe the referee. Continue!
HealthRe: NCDC To Stop Daily Covid-19 Reports And Report Weekly by Monjerk: 7:31pm On Oct 18, 2020
Who cares, stop wasting your time and money.

Channel your energy to make the citizens have steady light and other necessary amenities.
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Group Receives Over ₦77 Million In One Week by Monjerk: 6:41am On Oct 16, 2020
When Emefiele CBN governor saw how money was dropping into the account every second, he had to run PMB to do something because he saw that the youths are capable of doing anything when they unit, even to bring the government down is possible with their power.

They even had to block people from sending money to the account at some point.

Nigerian Youths, power belongs to us. I believe after this end SARS protest, government will learn one or two lesson from it.
PoliticsRe: #EndSARSProtest: 'Nigeria Has No President' - Farooq Kperogi by Monjerk: 9:49am On Oct 14, 2020
This finishing is strong.

I hope the man has secure himself very well, if not the government might take him down.

This criticism is very strong and embarrassing to the presidency.
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Struggling To Shake President Buhari During Budget Presentation by Monjerk: 5:23pm On Oct 08, 2020
Why won’t they do so after seeing 128b as their allowee in 2021 budget, while Health Care for Nigerians get 35b only.

In fact all of them supposed to be lying down for him to walk on them after such fat allowance.
PoliticsRe: WTO DG: Okonjo-Iweala, Myung-Hee React To WTO's Formal Announcement by Monjerk: 2:52pm On Oct 08, 2020
Awol1:
Yoruba Muslims will be in sifia pain.

Chai!

Igbo Amaka!

Umu Chineke eh!
Please stop this tribal nonsense.

Everything is not about your tribal war.

If you don’t know what to say sometimes, just keep quiet.
PoliticsRe: The 2021 Budget Estimates For Statutory Transfers Released By FG by Monjerk: 1:45pm On Oct 08, 2020
NASS get N128b while Basic Health Care for Nigerians get N35b.

I greet the people that prepare the budget with two hands and my head bowing down.

So the NASS members are now more than Nigerians. After they would say it is for constituency projects.

Constituency projects my foot.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: It’s Time For Executive, Legislature To Focus On Welfare Of Nigerians by Monjerk: 6:11am On Oct 07, 2020
No need, they should continue to focus on their own welfare and looting.

Nigerians will also find away for themselves.

But a day is coming the hunter will become the hunted.
PoliticsRe: European Union Backs Okonjo-Iweala For WTO Job – Bloomberg by Monjerk: 6:29pm On Oct 06, 2020
athaboi:
sick people everywhere...do you even know me? Keep seeing only social media. Daft like you
Hahahahaha
I Saw you on your Dp, tell me you are not the one and I will withdraw my statement and apologies to you.

But if you are the one, sorry my statement still stand irrespective of your insult.
PoliticsRe: European Union Backs Okonjo-Iweala For WTO Job – Bloomberg by Monjerk: 3:35pm On Oct 06, 2020
athaboi:
I think she has won this position..my role model
Aunty you can lie for Africa, how can you say NOI is your role model. Lol.

Anyway continue last last you will replace Lai Mohammed.
EducationRe: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by Monjerk: 9:49am On Oct 06, 2020
Felibaby:
You are the one speaking out of ignorance. You keep mentioning senior staffs and professors are heavily paid. A professor with a gross salary of 510k and take home of 395k is well paid? Something must be wrong with you if that is heavily paid. Do you how many years you have to be in the system to even become a professor and earn that amount? I guess not. Now get out of my mention.
Please take it easy with him. Many always think those lecturers are well paid, if not some egunje money from students. That is what most of them are enjoying.
EducationRe: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by Monjerk: 9:37am On Oct 06, 2020
sinkhole:
Haba, 30% deduction too much nau angry
This is why I usually feel the tax is too much.

On a second thought, I believe that might be close to the standard, but other companies find away to help their staff reduce taxes by knowing how they structure the salary breakdown, but my company is ready to even take from you to give government, which is why.

I don’t blame them, na fear of government dey do them.
EducationRe: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by Monjerk: 9:05am On Oct 06, 2020
sinkhole:
So, how much be your take home?
If your take home pay is just 200k with that amount of deduction and you people are there, just keeping quiet, then I think that is what Baba90 called "suffering and smiling" embarassed
Bros not really as low as what you think, abi you want kill person. Lol

My total deduction is between 30% to 33% of my gross earning, is that okay and within acceptable range because I have not really bother to find out about Nigeria tax system.

But my counterpart in Nigeria own company with same pay are not paying as much tax as we do.
EducationRe: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by Monjerk: 8:13am On Oct 06, 2020
sinkhole:
Bros, please where you dey work?
Your deduction alone is 137k naira, how much be your salary?
Am just telling you the truth, those guys are killing us with tax out of fear of government.
EducationRe: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by Monjerk: 8:11am On Oct 06, 2020
saraki2019:
The taxing and pension deductions are just too much, an average staff loss almost 20% of his income. You need to see your ippis slip
Like I said earlier una own is still good,I lost over 30% of my salary on tax, NHF and pension.

The ippis they are complaining is still better than ours.

So painful.
EducationRe: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by Monjerk: 8:01am On Oct 06, 2020
Samfloxin:
I am currently receiving salary through IPPIS platform. The only good thing about the platform is that the unnecessary deductions by school management has stopped. The truth is that this government uses the platform for their selfish interest. The kind of tax they deduct from worker's salary is very painful. Do you believe that chief lecturers pay more than 50 thousand naira taxes,even professors. The deduction has rendered the new minimum wage useless... completely useless.
Una own even good, each time I look at my tax, and knowing that the government is not using it judiciously, I just feel so bad, am even thinking that my company is over taxing me.

Sometimes I pay tax of 86k to 95k plus NHF of about 6k to 8k, they still come remove pension of about 45k to 50k, the salary never finish be that.

I believe my company is over taxing us out of fear.

So painful.

On the lecturer own, the truth is that they were not paying tax before, now that they start deducting tax, those guys want to cry when they see their salary.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Quietly Opens Campaign Headquarters In Abuja by Monjerk: 4:13pm On Oct 05, 2020
Intrepid01:
Lol....if I were a kid in 2020, then I can bet that your Dad is not more than a teenager who hasn’t attained puberty let alone of thinking of meeting your mum, who would definitely be a pre-teen, to father YOU, their supposed child. Just take the lessons from my statement and learn. Don’t be too proud to learn from “we” your online fathers grin cheesy wink
You are here still masterbating while Asiwaju has issue a statement to deny the allegations, saying that he is currently focusing on how to help PMB deliver his mandate to the people which is inline with what I was insinuating.

Continue to show you lack of sense in the public forum.

The person you are defending has said that it will be stupid of him to do that at this point in time.
While you are saying it will be very good of him to do that.
PoliticsRe: Presidency: Tinubu Makes Clarifications On Reported Presidential Campaign Office by Monjerk: 3:58pm On Oct 05, 2020
Good response from Asiwaju, that is exactly what he is supposed to focusing on right now, on how to help PMB to deliver his promises to the people, not opening campaign office which is very insensitive.

On the other thread when we were criticising him if the story was true, some paid agents were already defending his move.

Now how do you people feel that the man is saying that it is not a good idea to do that.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Quietly Opens Campaign Headquarters In Abuja by Monjerk: 2:00pm On Oct 05, 2020
gtown:
grin grin grin Laugh no fit kili pesin for nairaland.
Are you jealous of not being recruited into the 30k gang?
Stop blaming others for your miserable life.
Miserable life you mean. 30k can’t take you to anywhere, ask for my email so that you can forward CV to me.

Stop hoping on politicians.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Quietly Opens Campaign Headquarters In Abuja by Monjerk: 1:56pm On Oct 05, 2020
Intrepid01:
Mr. Man, when should you interested people in 2023 election start planning, a week to the election? Most of you don’t know what it takes to even cling a primary ticket let alone win a presidential election, but una go dey talk.
Strategizing to take part in an election that would take place in 36 states plus federal capital, 774 local governments, 109 senatorial zones is not beans!
My friend will you leave this place and go watch spongebob square pant cartoon.
Forming political analysts here on nairaland. Go and drop your Dad’s phone please.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Quietly Opens Campaign Headquarters In Abuja by Monjerk: 1:36pm On Oct 05, 2020
gtown:
When the name Tinubu is involves, it is called desperation and too early. Just four days ago Sacondus said Atiku could still contest but that is not desperation. Maybe Sacondus statement came in ''2023''.
If it pains you that he is too early in his preparation, which is his money and business, you can as well tell your prefer person to start his or her own after the election, his business too.
30k gang, do you think politicians will do you any good. Do go and look for a tangible work to do, stay here and be defending what is not defendable.

Who is your preferred candidate?
Everything is good in your eye as far as is coming from your pay master.

Tinubu, Atiku & Secondu are all the same.
So stop defending them.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Quietly Opens Campaign Headquarters In Abuja by Monjerk: 1:27pm On Oct 05, 2020
alizma:
This is bitterness coming from you. As much as I agree with you that 2023 is still far, nothing stops any man with ambition to run for political office in 2023 from preparing his ground now, provided that does not affect others negatively. Their is no sign post on the building to prove that it is a campaign office neither has Timubu declared the building as such. You and I know that some politicians, particularly those that are not currently holding political office are already moving from one state to another to discuss their path into 2023 arena.
Greetings to you brother.
God bless you for agreeing with me that 2023 is still far.
I think we can look at it this way, Asiwaju supported his party in 2019 to win election, in 2020 he is already preparing for 2023 election. What happened to the 2019 election that was won by his party, don’t you think the electorate should first feel the effect of voting his party in 2019 before he can start 2023 campaign, he may not hold any political office but he is the party leader and the anus is on his party to deliver good governance to the electorate.

On the part of bitterness coming from me, well let me not say anything here because I don’t blame you. Your job is to defend your pay master and I know that it is very difficult to do that without hurlings insults on people.

Good bye.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Supporters Considering Jonathan For 2023 Presidential Run - THISDAY by Monjerk: 11:57am On Oct 05, 2020
Lol.

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