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PoliticsRe: Kagara Abduction: Niger, Zamfara Hold Talks, Troops Locate Students, Workers by Monjerk: 6:14am On Feb 19, 2021
Kidnapping and banditry has become a very big business in Nigeria.

What I can see is business as usual, they are currently busy negotiating how much government will pay to secure the release of the people abducted.

So sad, after this one many more will come because of the juicy some of money involved.

Nigeria is now at the mercy of these people.

Such a pity for the country.
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Gov Lambasts Southern Colleagues, Ortom, Says Herders’ AK-47 For Defence by Monjerk: 5:58am On Feb 12, 2021
AK47 to defend cow from cattle rustlers, meaning Nigerians supposed to carry atomic bombs to defend themselves from bandits because our lives are more important than cow.
PoliticsRe: Crypto Ban: Northern Senators Support CBN, Southern Senators Oppose by Monjerk: 8:44pm On Feb 11, 2021
One of the reason to split this country because we can never agree due to tribal sentiments.
PoliticsRe: Biden Threatens Financial, Visa Sanctions Against Nigeria, Others Over Anti-gay by Monjerk: 10:25am On Feb 09, 2021
Bob risky will be so happy after reading this news.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Any Available Job Offer You Know by Monjerk: 4:38pm On Jan 17, 2021
Your field and location.
PoliticsRe: What's Wrong With An Umahi/zulum APC Ticket For 2023? by Monjerk: 7:35pm On Jan 12, 2021
What is wrong with me/you ticket,
Why are you always projecting expired politicians.

When are we going to rule in this country.
BusinessRe: How My Wife's Younger Brother Became A Millionaire... by Monjerk: 1:52pm On Jan 12, 2021
Bros, i am very sure that inside of you, you know what the guy is doing because such is very common everywhere.

You see many students driving assorted cars in campus. See very young chaps spending lots of money on champagne and women.

You don’t need to ask again.

He is into that thing you have in mind.

Diabolical money aka Yahoo plus is the in thing now.
Foreign AffairsRe: 117th US Congress Prayer Ends With "Amen And A Woman" by Monjerk: 6:02am On Jan 05, 2021
Lol, but why adding woman, is Amen an English word?

This people will not kill someone with laughter.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your New Year Resolution 2021? by Monjerk:
I think we should rather call it new year plan rather than call it resolution. The resolution usually sounds some how to some people.

To me I call it my new year plan:

1. Be more closer to God than before.

2. Start and roof my second house by end of this year.

3. Improve on my career by getting some certifications, register with professional bodies and also start MSc.

4. Very importantly, start a side hustle to support my salary and prepare to free myself from paid job in the near future.
Through Christ that strengthens me.
PoliticsRe: 2021: Year To Calm Down, And Wail Less – Femi Adesina by Monjerk: 6:20am On Jan 01, 2021
So that is your goodwill message to Nigerians.

You can’t talk without bringing in politics.

Because politics is putting food on your table doesn’t mean everything revolves around politics.
TravelRe: Which Country Have You Visited In The Last Decade? by Monjerk: 10:26am On Dec 29, 2020
UK————————————2012

Lome, Togo———————2013

Spain connecting through Germany (In France briefly due flight issue)—————2019

Germany———-2020 cancel due to corona virus God punish COVID-19.

Finish.

In Nigeria for the remaining part of the decade, such is life.
PoliticsRe: 2021 Will Be More Difficult Than Year 2020 by Monjerk: 3:35pm On Dec 25, 2020
Please stop it if it is a joke, do you know what most people pass through in 2020.
NYSCRe: Corper Parades For Her Mother, Salutes Her For Singlehandedly Raising Her by Monjerk: 2:11pm On Dec 23, 2020
Congratulations to her, may God provide her with a better job after NYSC.

This is emotional, people that came from rich and well to do family will not understand this.

I remember when I came home after NYSC camp, my Dad was so happy that he took his hunting gun and enter the back yard to release one shut, one of his uncle wife (an elderly woman) that was around ask my father what is the problem that made him to shoot gun in the village because that is not allowed and will surely require you to give the villagers drink for doing that.
So in response, my father told her that his son is a graduate, that he just came back from youth service.

So the woman now responded to my father (Ogbona shoot the second one) to shoot the second one. My father went inside, remove the old cartridge, then put another cartridge and shoot the second time.

Actually I happened to be the first graduate among my extended family, aside people that do part time and NCE then.
PoliticsRe: Makinde:Restructured Nigeria Or Yoruba Presidency, 2022 Will Tell Which we Need by Monjerk: 5:07am On Dec 16, 2020
Restructure this country now and 2023 presidency will not attract much attention anymore.

Rather the attention will be shifted to each region, regional competitive development will set in and boom Nigeria will be on the right tract to recovering herself back from the disaster we are passing through now.
RomanceRe: My Experience As A Bar Man In A Lagos Brothel . ( Life lesson) by Monjerk: 5:31am On Dec 08, 2020
adeheritage:
Try and get back to her, marry her and two of you should build up
Just tell me you are joking.

@OP please ignore this advice.
RomanceRe: Is This The Best 'Zanku' Bridal Dance Ever Seen At A Wedding Ceremony? (Video) by Monjerk: 2:25pm On Nov 27, 2020
Excellent!
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Monjerk: 10:53pm On Nov 26, 2020
airsaylongcom:
So I won't be responding to mentions going forward. Will just provide updates as best I can.

For those on the old 6months plan, reach out to your MBA contact to follow up regarding payments.

For those on SMART FUND or HUGE SAVER, you should receive an email with your login details. When you get them, please login and upload the necessary KYC documents as requested namely

Passport photo
Valid Government ID
Proof of Address(Utility bill or tenancy agreement). For members of the armed forces living in their respective barracks, your ID would suffice
Copies of your bank statement (from when you transferred funds until date). Bank statement should be printed and stamped by the bank. You will need to scan and upload the stamped copy.

Also exercise a bit of patience as massive migrations like this might encounter teething problems. We look forward to resolving these problems as they arise and to the best of our abilities.

My personal advice is to triple check all your details (name, amount invested, bank details etc)

All the best guys.
How about those with 6months plan than registered online, what is the procedure for them.
Is it the same with smart fund and huge saver.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Istanbul Basaksehir : UCL (4 - 1) On 24th Nov 2020 by Monjerk: 9:39pm On Nov 24, 2020
@fvcking mod, do your job, it is 3:0 now
PoliticsRe: Group Uncovers Plot To Use Students Protest To Destabilize Nigeria by Monjerk: 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2020
Paid agent, you can’t even advise the FG and ASUU to due something urgently to call off the strike.

You are only after stopping students from protesting and not after when they will return back to school, very wicked paid agent, the money they give you will kill you.
PoliticsRe: #endsars: UK Parliament Debates Sanctions Against Nigerian Govt Officials Nov 23 by Monjerk: 9:14pm On Nov 19, 2020
AdaugoChisom:
UK is weak jor
As in UK no fit go up to 3 round?
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PoliticsRe: Labour Threatens Strike Over New Fuel Price Hike by Monjerk: 9:17pm On Nov 16, 2020
Which labour?

Abegi make we hear word.

The labour is as useless as the person that increase the fuel.
PoliticsRe: Attack On TVC: 250 Staff Out Of Work – TVC CEO, Hanlon by Monjerk: 1:12pm On Nov 12, 2020
Tareq1105:
Go stand for gate dey count them idiot.
Your father a very stupid idiot, what have I said that warrant you calling your father idiot.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Spoke Fluent Igbo Concerning Railway Development To BBC WORLD by Monjerk: 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2020
Tranquill:
Yes when it comes to Igbo presidency, you want it to be your CORE IGBOMAN from your five Igbo states, but when you want to do your Biafra, you remember Igbos in Kogi, Cross River, Rivers, Edo, Delta, and even Cameroon.
Bro, am not an Igbo man ooh, I am from South South, just that I hate injustice that is my point. Am Igbo supposed to be the next president of this country in all fairness.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Spoke Fluent Igbo Concerning Railway Development To BBC WORLD by Monjerk: 7:45am On Nov 08, 2020
He is only claiming to be an Igbo man because of 2023, if 2023 is going to Igboland, it must be for the core Igbo man not all these claimants.

That is someone from Anambra, IMO, Abia, Enugu and Ebonyi, anyone outside these states for Igbo president means there is foul play.
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Biggest Global Figure You've Ever Seen? by Monjerk: 7:36am On Nov 08, 2020
The global personality I have ever seen is myself in the near future, coming soon.

After that, I have also seen a couple of them. But after seeing and even having handshake, no one naira was added to my account.

I remember seeing and shaking one, I refuse to touch anyone until I got home and shake my wife and told her this is so so and so shaking you because I just finished shaking him and still no ten kobo was added to my bank account.

So back to my first paragraph, I mean what am saying because that will definitely add some kpali into my bank account. So wish me well as you are not going to struggle to see me as I will be readily available for you to see me.
Foreign AffairsRe: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by Monjerk: 9:26am On Nov 04, 2020
Openbusiness:
Maine has not been added for the Democrats. Maine = 4. Those are the only 2 States left they will win.
Ok noted, but from the projection, Trump will win in both ways.

No unnecessary blog vote like we usually have in Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by Monjerk: 9:20am On Nov 04, 2020
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Foreign AffairsRe: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by Monjerk: 9:17am On Nov 04, 2020
Openbusiness:
College Votes:

States PROJECTED for a RED WIN = 77

States PROJECTED for a BLUE WIN = 10

Expected Final Scores

236 + 10 = 246 Biden

213 + 77 = 290 Trump cool God be praised. God is great!
State projected for BLUE WIN is = 6 not 10, that is Neveda.

From the projection, Trump will win is Electoral College and popular vote.

Big win for Trump.
PoliticsRe: Attack On TVC: 250 Staff Out Of Work – TVC CEO, Hanlon by Monjerk: 7:43am On Oct 30, 2020
250 ke, na 1 million

How many is the total employee of tvc,
RomanceRe: Ever Tried Breaking Up With Someone And The Person Refused? How Did It Go? by Monjerk: 9:30pm On Oct 29, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Calls 11 times in a day

Always interested in what I do or where I am every minute

Comes to my workplace at lunch break so we could have lunch together everyday,

Insists on spending the whole weekend together, I never had a me time,

Says things like "it's me n you forever", "you have no choice" " there is no way you'll ever leave me" "I can kill for you" "if I'm dying, you're dying too"

A friend received threats cos of frequent talks with me

Doesn't want me to have any friends, even females, he feels they'd take me from him or introduce me to another man

He cries anytime I miss his calls

A sex freak

Sends 5 love sms to me everyday

Changed his church to mine just to always be with me, if we are sitting apart, it's either he comes sit with me or drags me to wherever he's sitting,

He drives me everywhere I want to go,

Etc.
He must have fallen from the moon to be doing all these things you listed up there.

A man born from a woman will not do all this things even the so call simp or what do they call them.
InvestmentRe: Why Are Nigerians Still Investing In MBA Forex, BARA And Others? by Monjerk: 5:45am On Oct 28, 2020
SaintUlot:
Please don't scare away potential investors from investing in Mba forex, if those people didn't bring their own money, how will his own money come out. Investments from new people and rollovers has been sustaining the scheme till now, it is used to makeup for any lapses or shortfall that might come up while trading.
Have you ever wonder how MBA manage to cope during the pandemic period that so many business were affected and you will agree with me that mba didn’t get new investors that period but they were successfully paying their existing investors their ROI, so where did they get the money to do the cycling then?
PoliticsRe: All The Escapees Should Return Back To Prison by Monjerk: 9:21pm On Oct 22, 2020
Hahaha people that are already in Togo and Benin republic, go and replace if you want that place to be occupy by all cost.

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