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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Bisola Calls Nigerians Criticizing Big Brother Nigeria Show "Hypocrites by Monk92(m): 2:12pm On May 02, 2017
I see d hypocrites already dominated d thread lemme Coman b going

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Religion / Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Monk92(m): 10:56am On Apr 30, 2017
sonmvayina:


soapy and vaseline was invented by him and peter and john, in that mountain top....they lied it was transfiguration....

Lol... With cameo appearances from Elijah and Abraham.

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Religion / Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Monk92(m): 10:54am On Apr 30, 2017
Emaytex:

boss u claimed to be knowledgeable biblically
but sincerely u don't have. the Bible stated it clearly that a man and a woman can only have sex by legally marring to each other. the bible didn't give a particular style fr sex. but as a Christan u do all things fr God's glory. meanwhile how wud no d style d couple r using in deir bed room if not experience.

Unku look B4 u quote
Religion / Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Monk92(m): 10:05am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:


What pleasure? You are indeed a worldly Christian. Keep in feeding your flesh. You better pray to God for forgiveness, and stop allowing earthly pleasures to confuse u.
A holy person cannot be taking his wife from behind like a worldly person. How can u claim to be holy yet as a woman u will be screaming give it to me, don't stop, this is sweet, dig me harder, during sex? Or allow a man to mess up ur holy body by slapping Ur ass and having sex in different positions like a LovePeddler, grabbing his dick with the same hand you use in opening the Bible? And even sucking it with the same mouth u use to preach the word.
Did Jesus do any of those?
What kind of mind do u have? Where do u even learn all those rubbish from? Why will u give Ur woman doggy? Are u a dog? Why will u have sex like an animal?
Guy, stick to the holy position... Lie her down respectively, kiss her with love, gently caress her untill she is wet the enter her and pump gently or are your holy mind leads u until u come. And the woman must just moan just because of the effect of ur touch... She must avoid sounding vulgar and getting over excited.
We must no allow the pleasures of sex make us miss heaven.


Did Jesus even have sex @all?
Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Commissions New Borehole In Kogi (Photos) by Monk92(m): 7:44pm On Apr 26, 2017
softwerk:
Only in Nigeria a mole on a girl's face is believed to add beauty undecided

She has also used heavy make up to hide those 2 large ridges under her eyes!

I'm not beefing her sha, God knows undecided


Show ur own face make we see
Politics / Re: More Photos Of Victims Of Calabar Electrocution As Ayade Promises To Pay Bills by Monk92(m): 11:12pm On Apr 21, 2017
All I see is Dat lady on Jean... Abeg hụ gt her number
Properties / Re: Please Who Has Bought A House From Lagos State HOMS? Share Your Experience by Monk92(m): 7:33pm On Apr 21, 2017
columbus007:
Op, are you suppose to come here and be seeking advice from naralanders or you are suppose to get all the details about it from the internet?i dont understand some people nowadays.


Nairaland no follow for Internet?
Food / Re: Nigerian State Bans Consumption Of Coke, Fanta, Sprite At Its Events by Monk92(m): 7:24pm On Apr 18, 2017
Celcius:
...within Nigerian regulatory standards?
Please Nigeria has a knack for getting it wrong. Let's go with international regulatory standards with these sodas.


There is nothing like international standard wen it comes to things like this. Every country decides for itself depending on factors peculiar to it... This is an obvious overreaction from the Ebonyi state government
Religion / Re: Don't You Think God Is A Partial God? by Monk92(m): 11:10pm On Apr 10, 2017
dingbang:
God ain't partial... But showeth mercy to whomever he chooses. Both the wicked and the righteous breath the same air.. Are you telling me now that he isn't merciful? Hmm..


If dis ain't partiality... I wonder what is

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns ‘let’s Partner With You’ MD, Nwokike, Wife For N4bn Fraud by Monk92(m): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2017
This one na sergey mavrodi d aba version. grin
Fashion / Re: HIV Positive, Horcelie Sinda Wa Mbongo, Crowned Miss Congo UK 2017 (photo) by Monk92(m): 5:50pm On Apr 07, 2017
youngest85:
Ehya......rip in advance

Dat is if u dnt die b4 her
Crime / Re: Sodienye Mbatumukeke: Accused Murderer Of Jumia Delivery Man, Failed Parenting by Monk92(m): 11:40am On Apr 06, 2017
woodcook:
Sorry to the op the write does not qualified to be passed as investigative work no depth at all. I could gather same info within two hours from the convert of my room.

What happened to real journalism?

Investigate ur own make we see
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Niger-Delta Militants Are Supporting Marvis To Win - Facebook User Says by Monk92(m): 9:46pm On Apr 05, 2017
verygudbadguy:
If only we can rally round and support our President in the fight against corruption, the way we are supporting BBN house mates, Nigeria will be a better place.

Not bad though, something is uniting Nigerians apart from Football....

#EfeForTheMulla


Support who?!!!... If na play abeg stop am
Politics / Re: Meningitis: God’s Punishment For Fornication - Yari, Zamfara Governor Says by Monk92(m): 8:52pm On Apr 04, 2017
Somebody shd verify d authenticity of his certificate... Oga sowore where u dey

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Celebrities / Re: bbnaija: The First Thing The Top 5 Housemates Are Doing After Davido Asked by Monk92(m): 10:33pm On Apr 03, 2017
neoOduduwa:
If 6 Million youths in Nigeria can pay N30 to vote for BBNAIJA, let's check out this mathematics. This is conservative as we know that about 10m youths voted in this competition. The unaccounted 4m accommodates those who weren't charged with the Wechat app, that allowed voters vote for free.

Going with the index of INEC, they said 78% of Nigerian Voters are youths, which we estimate to 98 Million youths. We also estimate to have about 30 million youth voters with valid voters card that can vote out of the total numbers of qualified voters.

If 50million Nigeria youths come together, pick a candidate amongst themselves, task everyone to contribute N30 every week for two months, we shall record an inflow of cash that will amount to #1.5bn for a week, then add the months to the amount, you will record for just two months, #12bn which can be managed very well with all due accountability and transparency for campaign and elections issues.

Then again, the 30 million youths can in turn cast their votes for their candidate, which of course is someone who is representing their interest, they also have the power and Influence that can spread to their parents, which will attract more votes for them.

With such votes cast, the youths can take power away from the old men and political gladiators, whose interest is against the desires of the common Nigerian.

But we the youths have rather choosen to spend our money and time on BBNAIJA and ZEE-WORLD. Though everyone have a right to enjoy what makes him happy, yet we need to think of the present and future pains, cries and anguish of Nigeria.

At times, we the Youths are the architect of our predicaments, as we have decided to be spectators in the political arena while our Aged fathers remain the gladiators. We need to stop blaming the old men who use and dump us because we have refused to take the bulls by the horns. Our apathy, insensitivity, fear and cowardice to politics have done us more harm than good.

Let's come on board together in the New Nigeria Vanguard and build together a Nigeria that now and posterity will be proud of.

cc: NNVanguard

https://www.nairaland.com/nnvanguard

Wake up man.... Try being realistic
Celebrities / Re: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by Monk92(m): 2:19pm On Apr 03, 2017
Even if it is worth $500m, it cn still b used for charity, or even offered @ subsidized rate... Afterall God loves a cheerful giver
Religion / Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by Monk92(m): 6:25pm On Apr 02, 2017
Just like saying if u meet ur wife in redemption camp u will lose her @ shiloh

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Health / Re: 10 Reasons You Must Stop Eating Instant noodles by Monk92(m): 10:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
Everything u consume, at d right dose, can be a is a poison. Nothing new here
Literature / Re: My Parents Banned Me From Speaking Igbo.. I Learnt From Yorubas ---T.N. Adaobi by Monk92(m): 8:57pm On Mar 30, 2017
Obum4ever:

you must be an idiot for saying this.

It takes one to know one
Literature / Re: My Parents Banned Me From Speaking Igbo.. I Learnt From Yorubas ---T.N. Adaobi by Monk92(m): 11:23am On Mar 30, 2017
InyinyaAgbaOku:


Your case ain't that of dynamism, you preach extinction.
You sound stupid with it.



Language comes and goes. If it is relevant enough it will survive if it is not, it dies off just like everyother thing else. I dont think dis warrants you tagging me 'stupid'. Have a nice day.
Literature / Re: My Parents Banned Me From Speaking Igbo.. I Learnt From Yorubas ---T.N. Adaobi by Monk92(m): 7:32am On Mar 30, 2017
cstr151:
I actually won't be surprised. I heard one overbleached igbo bimbo talking about how she would forbid her children speaking anything apart from pure correct English.
The very depth of human stupidity and the zenith of brilliance and rational thought can be found in the igbo race.
It becomes a serious problem when stupid people begin to outnumber rationality.


She has every right to decide what language she wants to train her children with and i dont see how that makes her stupid. Languages have come and gone. Culture generally changes with time.
Literature / Re: My Parents Banned Me From Speaking Igbo.. I Learnt From Yorubas ---T.N. Adaobi by Monk92(m): 7:27am On Mar 30, 2017
sirusX:
Rising through challenges...

We need to change our mindset about how we treat our local languages, else it would become history to some families

Even some of those that travel abroad take time to teach their kids a thing or two about home of origin, language, culture and lifestyle


N y shd it bother me if dey go extinct... D single most important tyn abt culture is dat it is dynamic. I dont have to stick to a way of life jst cus my forefathers did. The social environment under which they existed is very different from dat of my dispensation . They carved out a way of life that they thought was best for dem based on dis factor and i see no reason why i shdnt do mine as well. If they lived in the age that i am currently they probably wud av done d same.

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Family / Re: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by Monk92(m): 8:03am On Mar 29, 2017
Joavid:
This thread is a lesson. never do things you will regret or that will jeopardise your future.

I'm wondering though, why someone would sleep with their cousin.


You know this is impossible right?
Business / Re: 3 Unique Businesses You Can Start From Home With Very Little Capital by Monk92(m): 6:18am On Mar 27, 2017
iaamxavier:
I'm a student I started. y biz with 15k but I earn abt 70k monthly

NB its an evening biz



What's y biz
Religion / Re: As A Christ-like Woman, What Will You Do In Any Of These Situations? by Monk92(m): 4:18pm On Mar 26, 2017
Wch one b christ like woman undecided
Education / Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Monk92(m): 9:09pm On Mar 25, 2017
Check the area plus including all the whole entire corners
Family / Re: I Love My Girlfriend But My Family Don't Want Us To Marry. by Monk92(m): 8:56pm On Mar 24, 2017
Our problem in dis part of d world is dat we give place to tyns dat are not suppose to be.... Y shd parents decide to choose for an adult hu dey shd or shdnt marry.
NYSC / Re: Female Corper Wears Short Khaki & Has Got People Talking (pic) by Monk92(m): 4:54pm On Mar 21, 2017
SUPOL:
Gradually turning NYSC into something else, things wasn't like dis wen we served. There's no discipline anymore
And it is clear to everyone where ur disciplined generation has put the country
Business / Re: Loved Up Photo Of Femi & Nana Otedola by Monk92(m): 10:48am On Mar 21, 2017
Jolz:
How is dis news.
This is nairaland not news agency of Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Says She’s Ready To Quit The Internet For Good! by Monk92(m): 12:34pm On Mar 19, 2017
Papiikush:


You are obviously clouded under a veil of ignorance if you don't know what relevance Don jazzy holds to the internet In Nigeria as a country. Try read relevant news sometimes instead of tonto dike and her marriage saga.


Don who?!!!! !
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by Monk92(m): 11:51am On Mar 19, 2017
Whether she fine or she ugly na Hu wnt cheat go cheat... #BeautyAin'tGotNothingToDoWithIt

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Webmasters / Re: Fact File: See How The Seven Keys Of The Internet Work - Naijatechguy by Monk92(m): 7:17am On Mar 18, 2017
Iz day now an illuminati something!... .

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