₦airaland Forum

yomightgold:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/breaking-covid-19-people-with-over-n5-000-in-bank-wont-get-palliatives-%25E2%2580%2595-fg/amp/

Aunty, thank you for the food

Evablizin:
My dear,imagine the nonsense,jumping on the bonnet of a moving car.

I'm weak.

lol tinU and his Sexie eyes,myDays

SocialJustice:
You bought a house for yourself and gave it to your staff to stay.

Remaining to bring their gfs &bms there. E Go con be like FUJi Haus Of COmmotion

LivingSage:
Wizkid, Burnerboy n Davido(his father has made money Osun will make I'm 10yrs, what a f.o o.l.) can run their mouth and CASTIGATE Government, ordinary #5 they can't give out to people especially that Wizkid and Burnerboy.
Atleast show some love, no, nah to dey flaunt fake riches online.
I commend Tonto Dikey, she's different among them all

yeah, She's Real Swwwee<3333t. If Only She could stop all those unnecessary fights and DRama. going nude and PaRtyinG is not an issue

ojun50:
Dis ones are from kwale

know what you are talking about tho. From that ReGiOn rotfl

NwaNimo1:
I've now seen it all....

Please where exactly are you from in nimo? If you Don't mind me Asking

Petyprincess:
Big mumu
He's such a stupid person! That's how he has been mentioning me everywhere o

lOve wantintin

Ebonygirl1:
Get laid

that's the SPiRit

porthouse7:
sex is very first thing I will go after, I piss sperm Jst Dis morning.... baba don full

:DwOw

Ihatefeminist:
send my girlfriend packing;her pussy don tire me

no now

Macsjebs:
You are wicked, lol.
But then, that's the perfect place to know and find true love

Really. LOve Can happen in PlaCes we least expect

kalufelix:
Yoruba and Igbo girls sha... After all the heavy wife price...Igbo amaka...RIP amaka ...Uk amaka... Quote & die amaka...

we don't roll like that here

YungMillionaire:
This is why I don't believe in the Christian God. Even prayers to this God is like 9ja bet. Its all luck no God involved.

why are we so focused on Death Rather than resurrection?

Vortex369:
Sex Industry has billions of dollars worth of untapped talents pool.

Is there any Law prohibiting Porn Industry business in Nigeria? I am curious.

thought about the same thing. Just met a man I could marry who didn't care if I engaged in that . It's ABOUt time

cr7lomo:
He doesn't do girls like u...sorry

lool.OUCh

otipoju:
What is patriotism. It's a love for a country that loves you.It's a two way street. For every privilege there is a corresponding obligation.

You dare say Nigerians are not patriotic. Are you okay.

Patriotic to a country that its soldiers and police extort money from them on the streets and roads, arrest innocent people and throw them in jail so they can get bail and kill them like flies over 20 naira.

Patriotic to a country that cant provide them basic amenities for a decent existence even though it has all the resources to do so in abundance.

No good roads, no good hospitals, no steady power, no portable water, no efficient postal system, no quality schools...so so strike strike. Millions of able bodied men and women unemployed with elderly parents.

A country where government will steal the pension savings of elderly people who worked hard all their life and nothing will happen.

A country that will steal private donations by well meaning individuals for the welfare of it's own citizens?

If you were in my front yarning all these patriotic nonsense, I will slap some sense into your head.

You guys will be throwing words about that you dont even understand the meaning.

Americans are patriotic because they know the country values their life. They will send there best marines to any country in the world to rescue any American in danger.

Can your Nigerian government do that?

You better go and sleep of you dont have anything to do.

Guys, Cool it down. But POJu you are RiGht in a Sense though about the errands if they are extreme.

otipoju:
This life just pray make God bless your hard work.
Some people are mean like that but God pass dem.

I have one very stupid Uncle like that. When he had a breakthrough through the help of his younger brothers after his initial fall from grace, he declared to us nephews that we were on our own oo, as his only concern is his sons. Even when I got a new job with a new company and needed T fare for that first month of training..they guy told me to Bleep off.

Thank God for his mercies. 9 years after he called me to help him speak to my friend again who is the HR Manager of a company his son is trying so hard to enter

One spirit just enter me and I ignored that call and did not bother calling him back till this day. Very useless man.

I don't know who you are talking about. Same thing happened to me. PeOple have put me through hell but I still wish the best for their ChilDRen. God in heaven sees all and Rewards.

GamalNasser:
King baller of Banana Island !!!Truth there is nobody nobody enjoying Nigeria like this Jowi dude ..Nobody !!!!! I think am again nobody ...

so you sabiam? ABeG hook me upo

Peace081:
Happy birthday beauty ❤❤❤
We both have thesame banging body that can turn on a real man

yup

wany:
Sad for your parents and the society at large.what a low self esteem woman.rip in advance

no

Rawhumper:
Well I don't go for wild girls,that's the reason....in Abuja I have got friends dat recommended me to bleep wild girls that met and are insatiable I declined,even d guy said he knew I wud decline cos I look like those that want the cool ones,I like crazy girls but not d type u talking about after all am not d club type,I do my things on code.
I have been asked to b a gigolo I declined here in Abj,as it is dear I find my type of gals not d other way round once a gal I don't know chats me up online I become alert and would never visit such unless I made d move first.....so don't worry and enjoy ur Easter

























author=MOnkeyBabe post=88364034] lol them never USe Pata take Beat you

so you won't date the girl if She made the move. Hmmn. Your GOvt hard o

Astark:
you think benins gives a Bleep about igbos and their Biafra?

When igbos wanted to leave nigeria the first time what did the benins say? We said don't add us to your plan and leave our region alone but instead you attack us.

Nothing concern us concern Biafra, it's the fulani you should be fighting

talk for ursefo. Not all bini

Rawhumper:
I have met many but i say truth there are times i lost...but to be honest,what made me to scale thru with ladies was honesty....i was true to them about my intentions.Some would get offended but after they saw i maintained my stance and also i have some physical attributes with my manner approach,i ended up making love with most of them.Till today this method works for me every lady knows sex is part of d reason a guy approaches so why should guys pretend,do they think d can deceive d ladies.
GUYS I SAY DIS,GALS DONT HAVE LIGHT BRAIN WHEN IT COMES TO SEX,its not ur smooth talks that made them to open legs its just that on my mind d have decided to so play along our games.
I create threads to educate guys....back den in school was paid by sum of my hostel guys to teach dem cos d first tot i was using charms cos of d level of different gals i had then.Miss English,Miss Econs or beauties.
How can u slay me when am been straight with u without pretense?

lol them never USe Pata take Beat you

teemanbastos:
Depends on various reasons.

Some say it's to shade off the glare of camera lights when they attend night events.

Some may be medicated tinted lenses.

Some use it to shade their 'red eyes' after dem dun high

for the last part, the guy who's name starts with ""

jdluv:
they are addictdto criminology....

ROTFLMAOO joy joy unoit?

BrotherJesu:
Nigerian celebrities can be funny, especially with there glasses, deh keep the glasses on even in a hall, and most rudiculously at night.
I find it funny, does anyone has explanation to that?

lol this matter still dey GROUnD?

Grandamante:
People should not detest cosmetic surgery. If u have been with a flat or a big bum bum all your life and u want to experience what having a big or a flat bum bum feels like and u can afford it why not. Do it. U have dark or fair skin and you re curious to experience the other, or it doesn't feel good to you anymore. If you can modify it and you can afford to modify it, don't let anyone discourage u. Go ahead and modify. Life is too short. Explore. If u can renovate your house you can also renovate your body. That your body is the temple of God is the more reason u should if u could always beautify, renovate and upgrade your body. Your should not leave God's temple in your care to rust and decay away.It should always be refurbished with the latests in town. That God created you perfectly should not be an excuse. He also created the universe perfectly and we have been modifying it, redecorating it, upgrading it, building new structures and eliminating unneeded ones since time immemorial. Men have refused to beautify their body that is why they had, have and will still pay a premium to be with women who have constantly upgraded their god-given body. Jesus said to Martha; why are you stressing urself over many things, why only few things are important."

please if you have money for plastic surgery. Give me, BiKo

ikennamadu1:
What are you saying.... Na people like you una husband's dey beat... Una go carry akpuka for face dey talk I still love him.. Shame on whoever gave birth to a stinking animal like u

it's like you can tell the situation I am in. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not leaving. Never say Die. Do you know how hard I fought to get him? It's Better he Kills me let's know it's over.

Shibaraba:
Sweet country
I have a proposition. I suggest the federal government should, instead of wasting money in the name of nysc for youths, make them dey send every youth go America or Europe for at least three months after school so we go see as people dey live over there. See organisation na. See love. See order . See peace. See equality . Everybody comport. That is a country that works.

If this were to be naija, fight go Don happen since na. See that woman dey wave after she Don drop food. For here she go Don turn Jesus Christ. Dey shout line up, line up. People go dey even bribe them to collect aid. That one na if dem mc oluomo wannabees never carry bottle scatter the whole place.Different headline the next day Explorers headline go read
Foodbank turns blood bank as touts clash in abule egba
Pm express headline
50 killed as food sharing turns blow sharing
Igberetv headline
Man divorces wife in ejigbo as he discovers that she slept with officials before food was handed out.
Cyriacius izuekwe headline
Horror as bloodbath reigns in mushin over food
Autojosh headline
How to care for you car while queueing to access foodaid
And our resident asslicker headline Alex reports
Regina Daniels poses with recipients of food aid in abakaliki


By the way,that last picture, I fit bet my blokos na our sisters those hanty be. One back Pikin another just relax. By the way if you no get any of those wrapper for house you're not a Nigerian

Rotfl man DivORCes wife in ejiGBo because of food + cyRaCius, autoJOSh nd AlexReportd

ProfDview1:
So we shud fry water abi??



Ogba market is joking where Ile-epo oke odo market dey..

They are selling their goods like no corona...


Come Ile epo market n see

lool, they all work for essentials

Vade1:
[Hustle Oo make them your wife papa no buy house for you. Cuz 1 day 1 day your wife siblings go loud am say na there papa buy the house.

I dey tellu. What ShenaniGan?;. He doesn't know he's belittling his sister like that. That She's with a man who can't provide.

Duru9:
Every news for this country na bad bad

Nawaa oh

I don buy sniper keep one side make I just de observe

why is he now disgracing the boy? He Doesn't know he's disgracing the nephew's father. HenCe, his Sister and himself. SOme people ReaSOn like Goats, sorry to say. I Couldn't even read it. So embaRRassing. These are the kind of gist's that should remain in family house. Now we know he's a SCammeR..jeSUu