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FamilyRe: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by MOnkeyBabe(f):
truthsayer009:
It has opened my eyes that nothing is life is permanent
- Some people already calling me that they've slashed their salaries, some lost their jobs, some aren't even sure if they still have a job or not grin

Re-learnt that most important thing in life is Family
- Spoke to more family members & other relatives that I haven't spoken to in a decade.
- Friends which I haven't spoken to for 4 years called, even some far longer.

To always save for the rainy day
- Most people who spend everything as money comes will definitely cry this period.

Also that Nigerians are actually poorer than I thought, I always underestimate our level of poverty until now. All those cars in Ikoyi use to cloud my judgement.
don't worry, tell them the jobs will come back. No be here we dey so? Everything would return back to normal. Same thing happened to me.

The Guy that scared me off on purpose for no ReaSOn texted me asking wud. See as I ShOCk. WaS CRuShinG on him. Though he's business as usual and works with essential seRViCeS. He's SCaReD I would get PReGnat for him because I've got too many kiDs.
FamilyRe: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:36pm On Apr 07, 2020
chii8:
My children grew up and I didn't really notice, because we now had special time to talk and I marvel at what they know....

I baked cake for the first time and it was near to perfect....

I got to patch holes in the house,sun dry our different mattresses and fix a TV...

Many more that I can't remember now,jare....
Aw, the CaKe PaRt Got me cheesy
FamilyRe: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:31pm On Apr 07, 2020
stupidity:
I can actually stay days and no sex.

I’m starting to see life from another angle.

You can keep yourself busy and happy if you really want to.

I realized “come to my place” shouldn’t be for sex alone as most men have programmed it to be. You two can talk and you’ll get to find out “who” that person really is..also you'll learn more about life from a third person angle.
What ABout "let me come to your PlaCe"? Hehehaha. COme Bleep with me, U know I Gatit!!!!
FamilyRe: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:24pm On Apr 07, 2020
sisisioge:
Well, I took on a virtue project coordination job and found that I liked it. Now I've gone back to reading those PM books I left unread for a whole year and seriously thinking of getting certified.

I realized that I'm a bona fide loner...totally enjoying the lockdown as there is no need to make any attempts to socialize.

Well, I realized that Nigeria healthcare system will greatly improve after this pandemic. If not in monetary investment (since there is high probability of stealing all those donated cash left over) but in medical supplies. A lot of NGOs, banks and other organisations are donating a lot of medical equipments and supplies to the make shift isolation centres being created. Equipment and supplies such as patient monitors, cranked beds, bedside cabinets, infraRed thermometers, isolation gowns, etc will not be thrown away after this Covid saga, most govt owned hospital will get them. Also, the old people in the govt will be more concerned about improving the system as a whole.


Lastly, there is so much to be grateful for in this dear earth, family, good health, love, money, freedom....even our daily needs. I can't even hear someone cough without my eyes widening again grin.


I forgot to add the beauty of DIY. Finally fixed the noisy fan, the stiff gas ignition, the loose door knob...


It is well.
AGaPe love of God because RelationShiPs these days are nothing to write home about
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:24pm On Apr 07, 2020
SharonLoveth:
Learn To Stay In Your Country, Stop Looking For Green Pasture
Sharon ShAROn
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:22pm On Apr 07, 2020
Israel07:
If i be a fraudster or av any intention of that kind may it be so but if i be not may God whom i serve deal with you justly.
I liked and shared your post, bro. Just ignore him
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:18pm On Apr 07, 2020
Whatsapp9:
WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL

51 Recovered Coronavirus Patients in South Korea test Positive again ..

South Korean Health chiefs believe that Coronavirus may lay dormant in cells in the human body and reactivate later after it has been cured after Fifty-one recovered coronavirus patients in South Korea tested positive again days after being released...

The patients - from the country's worst-hit city, Daegu - were put in quarantine after being diagnosed with the virus, then tested positive again days being released...

According to Korea’s Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (KCDC), patients - from the country's worst-hit city, Daegu - were put in quarantine and the virus was likely‘reactivated’, rather than patients becoming re-infected...

According to the KCDC, for unknown reasons the viral particles can be reactivated after the patients has been cured- but US Viral experts say there is no evidence to prove that the virus acts in this way as monkeys have actually shown the opposite when studied.
veRy frustrating Omg
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:17pm On Apr 07, 2020
Kpokrikpo:
Appears for just a day
a DRoP in eternity
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:16pm On Apr 07, 2020
0m0nnakoda:
I don't know who said that
In Chicago and other US cities blacks are disproportionately affected with higher death rates
They eat more are more overweight, with more diabetes and high BP
It is as if Macdonald's was made for black people
I feel bad for them, esp those who'd been making fun of white people. May God heal them.
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:14pm On Apr 07, 2020
mbaise1000:
exactly bros, to those that prefer dying by beheadings and bombs by boko haram terrorists and herdsmen terrorists to dying from corona virus
you have a point
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:12pm On Apr 07, 2020
johnpablo541:
So they thought but recent stats shows that African Americans make up a higher percentage of the victims.
I'm telling you. I have been begging black supremacists to stop their shit B4 this happened. Not because I was in the white supremacists camp. But God enlightened me that if I could love people so distant being black, why can't everyone of us?
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:06pm On Apr 07, 2020
Benesis:
"e no dey kill black people"... they said
I was wondering. Too much boast boast. I'm always of the opinion all RaCes are eQual
HealthRe: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:03pm On Apr 07, 2020
sylve11:
May be you're designed to discard your physical cloak in such a way.

Journey well Ma! sad cool
wow. Intelligent words you spoke
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Welcomes Baby Boy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:34pm On Apr 07, 2020
BABANGBALI:
where were you when seun was selling chairs to people on Nairaland? Why didn't you bought some chairs like some of us boughted. Now that I am a big boy on Nairaland you are jealusing me for nothing. If I here peeeeeem from your mouth again I will give other to the moderators to delete all your monikers
hehe if I hear fem, Yoruba class
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Welcomes Baby Boy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:34pm On Apr 07, 2020
tillaman:
cool
Congrats to her!!!
The dude who knocked her out is a real OG
who is an O.G?
TravelRe: Heavy Traffic In Lekki As Lagos Residents Flout Lockdown by MOnkeyBabe(f): 2:51pm On Apr 07, 2020
Ray360:
*TOTAL SECURITY IN JESUS CHRIST* ���

A critical look into what is happening in the world today will in many ways reveal that we are indeed in critical times. The Coronavirus pandemic has shifted the world to the edge. Pastors and prophets are coming up with prophecies of end time, and how any moment from now, the church will be raptured.


This post is not to regurgitate or reiterate all that has been said, or to create fear or panic in you (You have had too much dose of that lately), but to point you to one person - *Jesus the Christ!*

*2nd Tim. 1 vs 7* _":For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind."_

Fear is not the father's gift to us, but "LOVE." and nothing can change that for a man who has a defined place in Christ. These are end times, no doubt, Prophecies in the Bible are playing out before our very eyes, but, We are still on earth and Christ has no come yet. Which means, grace still abound in all of these. Grace for repentance, Grace for reconsecration.


If you are reading this and you're scared, it maybe because you have no place in Christ and your walk with God is not defined. The spirit of fear currently ravaging the world is *NEVER* from God. Jesus loves you so much to allow you perish.



It is in Christ you can have total Security from all that's happening currently. Scripture says:

*Prov. 18 vs 10:* _"The name of the Lord is a strong tower, the righteous runneth into it, and is safe. "_


But, you cannot run into a name (Jesus) that you don't know and have no relationship with. Can you seek refuge and safety in the house of a man you don't know? �


Jesus is calling you to genuine repentance today. He loves you so, so much to allow you perish. His wish is that everyone will come to repentance.

*John 3 vs 17:* _"For God sent not his son to *Condemn the world, but that the world through him might be save."_

Jesus has not come to condemn anyone, but to save you. He is not casting you away. How can a father who loves you cast you away?


If you're not genuinely born again, you are not safe. You're living on the edge. Now is the time. Just bow your head now and talk to him. Tell him you're sorry for your sins and you want to enter into this total Security in Christ. Tell him you accept him as your Only Lord and saviour, and henceforth, you'll live for him.


Hallelujah!!! ���. I personally welcome you to this new life. The life of the believer. You are now a child of God. Praise God!

Please share to other whatsapp groups.



If you need someone to talk to, you can message me privately.

I love you.
God Be with you. Think I know who this is
RomanceRe: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:09am On Apr 07, 2020
chuksstanlo:
LOL grin grin grin grin
I SuRe say you be OKeChuku
RomanceRe: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:07am On Apr 07, 2020
ubunja:
shut up.

Players and Bad Boys marry Virgins. It's not about hiding anything. It's about knowing female nature. After screwing 200 men, a woman can't bond with number 201. Players and Bad Boys know this. Remember JayZ married Beyonce while she was a virgin. You would be crazy to think JayZ had poor bed skills.

Take your propaganda elsewhere.

And I personally always tell guys to find a virgin and turn them into a wh0re. That's how things work.
Come, whobunja told you a woman cannot bond after having 600 men?
RomanceRe: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:57am On Apr 07, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
That's why I pity men who want to marry virgins as a measure to hide their awful bedmatics. Women gossips about their sex life and before you know it, virgin wife will want to experience all these things but won't tell the husband cause 'she's a virgin and shouldn't know about those things'. Las las, na Okey, your driver that will educate her more grin cheesy
Oke DOn Suffer for this Life
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:23pm On Apr 06, 2020
Imarnuel08:
It's a terrible experience.

My wife had a miscarriage and despite my efforts to appear strong for her, I cried like a baby in the nights cos it was just too painful.

Hope she gets through this
I'm very soRRy ABout this. My PRayers are with you and your family.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:16pm On Apr 06, 2020
WiseStarr:
Are you okay at all, when it's obvious she wan enter market, na dem
I'm in Defence of the SeneGalese guy, not PRinCeSS
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
majamajic:
After u don judge me finish , dangote daughter
Hun, I was referring to the Guy in the Cell.
Foreign AffairsRe: Coronavirus: Boris Johnson Moved To Intensive Care by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:42pm On Apr 06, 2020
FatheR Lord,
Please StRetCh your healing hands upon this man and everyone infected with this DiSease.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:00pm On Apr 06, 2020
majamajic:
She don't want her child to come from a criminal
poor Guy. No one has the RiGht to judge anyone. Though CRime is never JuStifiable.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:55pm On Apr 06, 2020
Moji12:
U lost your baby or decided to terminate it yourself..... it must b a coincidence now undecided undecided
No one to help, husband in jail... u kukuma add 1+1 together n took a bow out.



She don commot ring sef... unto the next one cheesy cheesy
She should have pitied the Guy by keeping the baby. That would have kept him going or motivated him where he is...imaGine how devastated he would be to hear this news SeRVinG jail teRm..
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:30pm On Apr 06, 2020
OluwasureGig:
may God strengthen her in this difficult time. it's not easy to lose a pregnancy. I can't forget how my elder sister cried when she lost hers. hard guy hard guy, I couldn't hold back my own tears. y'all better respect all the responsible women out there but I think in her own case she aborted the baby.
cry cry cry cryI hope the last part of your statement is not true. POOR thing#
HealthRe: COVID-19: Our Hospitals Are Stretched, U.S Tells Citizens Leaving Nigeria by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2020
meccuno:
These people are not smart. They will survive here in Nigeria than in the United states..................
it's not like they would lose their status as Citizens of U.S.A and they will still be able to return to AmeRiCa. I wonder what the hype is about returning to the States at this difficult time.

Maybe if they have a family member who is ill or they miss so much. PeRhaps, Giving PhySiCal and moRal SuPPORt at this time.
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by MOnkeyBabe(f): 11:45am On Apr 06, 2020
ThinkB4mention:
I laf at those that want to send her 1k..... Make una observe her intonation and the background of the call...is that a kitchen shocked shocked
This girl is referring to all the alhaji she has shared her cunts with.....
Poor nairalander ass niggers should back off ....she can still feed you guys with her present condition grin grin grin grin
LWKMD
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by MOnkeyBabe(f): 11:37pm On Apr 05, 2020
quentin06:
don't know why many Yoruba girls prefer, Senegal is, Ivorian and Benin men, guess they dont trust their afonja guys.
no, they want to go international
CelebritiesRe: Meet Daniella Okocha, The Unpopular Daughter Of Jay Jay Okocha. She's Too Pretty by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:35pm On Apr 05, 2020
IGwe 2PaC

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