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PoliticsRe: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by monkeyleg: 9:42pm On Aug 23, 2012
This whole praise singing reminds me of Comical Ali, I bet you guys remember Comical Ali from Sadamn days. Well for those who dont, see video below. A classic case of self deceit




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI
PoliticsRe: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by monkeyleg: 7:40pm On Aug 23, 2012
"Man wey Catch Big Fish no dey take backyard Enter House", a Popular Warri saying. If Goddy has done so well , he doesnt need town cryers to come and spread the news.
PoliticsRe: Salaries Of Niger-delta Militant Warlords Revealed by monkeyleg: 6:44am On Aug 23, 2012
Lovely. Chop and quench. Absolute cowboy country
PoliticsRe: Jay Leno Takes Pay Cut To Save Staff - Milk Of Human Kindness by monkeyleg(op): 1:57pm On Aug 19, 2012
I wonder how many of our politicians will Steal less so the youths can be employed, or hospitals can be built, or schools fixed. Basic Human compasion is truly lacking in our society. I bet they would rather steal more that allow the masses eat crumbs
PoliticsJay Leno Takes Pay Cut To Save Staff - Milk Of Human Kindness by monkeyleg(op): 1:55pm On Aug 19, 2012
US TV host Jay Leno has taken a pay cut to save the jobs of other members of staff working on the popular late night talk show The Tonight Show.

Some 20 staff reportedly lost their jobs on Friday, as broadcaster NBC moves to reduce the show's costs.

"Jay's foremost concern is for the wonderful people who work with him at The Tonight Show," said Bruce Bobbins, a spokesman for Leno.

Reports suggest his salary will drop by more than $5 million (£3m) to $20m.

"He did what was necessary to ensure their well-being," said Mr Bobbins
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19310907
PoliticsRe: Ibori Moved To Maximum Security Prison With Terrorists And Violent Criminals by monkeyleg: 11:15am On Aug 18, 2012
Hmm, Poor chap. Probably didnt bargain or preprare for this. He will be bent double by the time he gets out. I am wondering if Uduaghan has gone to visit him yet
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Replies Doyin Okupe by monkeyleg: 10:43pm On Aug 10, 2012
Everyday I challange the Goddy boys to show us 1 sector besides ministry of corruption that is functioning, yet they feel offended when a clueless government is critisized. Illiterate people with a sick mind, if people can boldly justify the current state of this country and see nothing wrong with this present administration, then surely our biggest problem is mental illness
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by monkeyleg: 8:18pm On Aug 08, 2012
Purely: @monkeyleg, ur comment really classify you as a monkey,thats why you will never appreciate anything good in this ur life. Whether you like it to be said or not, Goodluck Jonathan is really making Nigeria better than it has been years now and he will continue to dissapoint your bad belly even till the end of his tenure, and you will continue to shed tears with his good handwork which will extend to 2020.
well at least there is something to classify me by. Maybe you need to find your own classification
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by monkeyleg: 7:54pm On Aug 08, 2012
Sisi_Kill: This is soooooooooo freaking sad!!

Look what Nigerians have been reduced to. ..Celebrating one week of light? People living in other places don't even know they can take light sef yet here you are happy as a clam that you didn't turn on your gen in a week.

Sometimes you can't blame the people in power sha, they know the citizens don't know their right and are ever so ready to prostrate in eternal gratefulness for the little bread crumbs thrown at them.

Carry oh jare, my dear Simpleton. Celebrate away!!
I have since learnt that the Nigerian is steeped neck deep in thier own fowl stupidity. Not even smart enough to understand how the greedy wicked politician uses them, time and time again
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by monkeyleg: 7:50pm On Aug 08, 2012
edicolove: Are you using the said $16 billion OBJ spent on power to judge GEJ? Did GEJ spend $billions on power? What are you on about? Must you peddle falsehood. GEJ has not spent $billions on power. So keep you deceit to yourself
Like I said, if you are celebrating this, and dont understand why you should challenge the savants that you employ and seek proper accountability, then really like I said no basis for discussion. Continue to wallow and bask in hollow victory
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by monkeyleg: 7:31pm On Aug 08, 2012
edicolove: I am sitting at home and the generator has not worked for one week now. So why will I not celebrate? How is that a failure? Or your dictionary has a different definition of failure? You be comedian?

Ok I will give you a simple home work. Pick up your phone and call anyone in Benin or Owerri and ask them how is "NEPA" doing? Then come back and tell me the reply you get. Some of them are thinking of selling their generators. Well maybe you are the El rufai 50 used BB squad! Lol
I dont need to prove anything to you. Rather you need to ask yourself if spending $billions to get 4000MGW represents a wise sensible investment worthy of celebration. If the answer to you is yes, then really where is the rational basis for discuss herehuh? You can continue to wallow in your self deceit.
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by monkeyleg: 7:11pm On Aug 08, 2012
Reminds me of the savant who was sent to the market with 50,000 naira, and came back with only a loaf of half eaten bread. The folks in the house praised the savant saying "at least he came back with something"

Typical Nigerians, easily decieved, easily pleased. The exact same recipe for a failed society, no wonder things dont change in that bloody country, because the citizens are just as corrupt and useless as the government that claims to lead them. Ever heard of the saying "whom much is given, much is expected", well I guess it doesnt apply to Nigeria. Make una continue to dey celebrate failure, bloody self deceivers
PoliticsRe: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by monkeyleg: 10:53pm On Jul 29, 2012
Beaf: Abeg, keep your weak leg for one side bo! Mercy get belle! No be you promise an fail?
which kind promise and fail, you no serious before, she say you dey spend all your time for NL dey defend bros, for the lean-lean change when dem dey give you. But no worry, as a real Warri boy, I go find you another one , wey fines pass am.

How you dey sha? I see you dey battle hard here, hope say Oga dey notice oh??
PoliticsRe: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by monkeyleg: 10:45pm On Jul 29, 2012
@Beaf,
OShare, Mavo. How now? e be like say jungle don tough again. wetin dem talk say goddy do again? this people no go let am rest, but bros dey phuck-up sha. Anyway Mercy don get belle, you late oh grin
PoliticsRe: Richard Branson- Nigerian Politicians Are Insane, & Dream Killers by monkeyleg: 6:39pm On Jul 29, 2012
Well, it had to take an outsider to tell us the truth. If it was a Nigerian, they will quickly be branded as hating Jonathan and his evil band of PDP brothers.

I have said it time and again, when nigerians wake up and realise that we have been dancing in a cesspit of our own shiet and it is time to clean up our act, and start accepting the truth, maybe that day we might see some hope for this country.

Has Broda Jona and his PDP cohorts failed Nigeria and Nigerianshuh YES

Are Nigerians politically lazy, and don't understand the meaning of democracy and Good Governancehuh YES

Do Nigerians daily deceive themselves about the state of the country and that Goodluck doesn't know what he is doing and come on here to lie to each otherhuh? YES

Do Nigerians actually have a definition for Right and Wronghuh?? NO

Has Richard Branson told us the Truthhuhhuh well it depends on what your definition of truth is, but for me, he has
PoliticsRe: US Seizes Ibori`s Houston Mansion And Two Bank Accounts by monkeyleg: 9:35pm On Jul 24, 2012
Even in Crench, they are still going after him. Remains for our useless government to seize his Properties in Lagos, Abuja, Warri, Jeddo, and Co
PoliticsRe: I Am Not On A Popularity Test With Any State Governor- Gov. Emmanuel Uduaghan by monkeyleg: 9:32pm On Jul 24, 2012
Please make una pass this one give Emma - It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)


Eweta has always been like that. Doesnt know when to shut his mouth. same sort of Mis-Yan got him into hot water in Aladja. Let him hurry up and vacate Delta state
PoliticsRe: Abdusallam Abubakar & Stella Oduah Indicted In N230B Oil Scam by monkeyleg: 8:46pm On Jul 23, 2012
usual noise making. Make una go siddon, all this no be news
PoliticsRe: 5 Worst Governor by monkeyleg: 4:56am On Jul 22, 2012
what is the purpose of the thread? we have seen similar on here countless times, people come on here name thier choices and do nothing about correcting the situation.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Sworn In As Bayelsa Permanent Secretary (Pic) by monkeyleg: 1:54pm On Jul 21, 2012
hmmm. Na wah oh. As usuasl they will piss on all Nigerians, the best anyone can do is come on here and Rant. Goodluck to you lot
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Dancing With Benin Chiefs by monkeyleg: 1:36pm On Jul 15, 2012
sends a clear message to Goddy and his band of PDP robbers. The next has to be Delta sate, we have to dislodge Emma and his Igbudu rascals that have held Delta state hostage for years
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Wins Exorcism Slap Suit by monkeyleg: 8:29pm On Jul 12, 2012
A blind country full of stark Illiterates. Hences they get the goverment and church leaders they deserve.


Simple question, of all the demon posessed and sick people Jesus encountered, how many did he beat or slaphuh? my recollection says NONE. yet, some hail this farce as victory. My people remain blind, hence they can never recognise the truth when they see it.

Jesus, the Son of God rode on a donkey, not a Lipizzaner stallion, not a Chariot, but a humble donkey. He was an embodiment of humility, service and and most Importantly LOVE , Yet Pastor, servant of Jesus, flys in 4 jets, jumps about the place slapping people, yet people call it victory. Now who is decieving who.

Nigerians have never really understood the meaning of Christianity. We are the most wicked, selfish, corrupt bunch of idiots in this world, that is why we cannot understand the injustice that has happened
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Hits Harder: “down, Down Jonathan” by monkeyleg: 5:00pm On Jul 02, 2012
tunnytox: You're just being paranoid, who is talking about Buhari here? Why are you guys so obsessed about Buhari and the assertion that he was going to islamise Nigeria? How is it possible for a president in a democracy to islamise the whole country?
Please let's stay on the topic give us a sector where Jona has done well and why he does not deserve to be pulled down otherwise please keep quite.
@Tunnytox, haba. Ministry of Corruption is doing very well, the last time i checked, Presided by our own Bros Jona.

Leave these dunces alone, let them go and see what opposition parties do in the UK or US, or anywhere with senblance of good governance, then maybe some of them will get it into thier thick skull. I dont blame most of the people shouting here in support of Goddy, most of them have gone through a totaly failed education system, so I wont expect them to understand.

Why dont they go and see what we call proper grilling from Jeremy Paxman to a serving Minister, made her look incompetent. That is what we need, not all these political Hallelujah Boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bddWaHuxTzc
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Hits Harder: “down, Down Jonathan” by monkeyleg: 2:45pm On Jul 02, 2012
dedeike: The truth is that the circurmstances surrounding GEJ's emergence as President should convince us all that GOD has a hand in this administration. It is clear even the blind can see it. I have maximum respect for men of God but I think Bakare is fast loosing it. He is just acting like a sore looser. Chris Okotie did not act this way when he lost elections to Obj. If you must criticize, do so constructively. Which one is up up Jesus, down down Jonathan? What I expect a Man of GOD to do in this our trying times is to pray for our country and offer opinions on how we can tackle our security challenges. It would make more sense, if we hear that Bakare prayed for God to give GEJ wisdom to lead and Nigeria. Then during his sermon, he can volunteer workable solutions to our problems. That way Nigerians will take him seriously and he will gain more support. But this resort to cheap blackmail and mudslinging is unbecoming of a statesman talkless of a man of God.
What circumstance?? most people making mouth here did not march for him when they were called upon
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Hits Harder: “down, Down Jonathan” by monkeyleg: 2:24pm On Jul 02, 2012
tunnytox: You're the one that should get checked mentally, how can you separate politics from religion? How can you detach yourself from the reality of the world you live in?
My broda, leave all the Illiterates defending rubbish here. They see wrong the call it right. I have challanged everyone on here to point at a single sector, except "Ministry of CORRUPTION" that is working in this stupid country. Goodluck is a phucking failure. Those who have faith in Foul Air let them continue
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Hits Harder: “down, Down Jonathan” by monkeyleg: 1:26pm On Jul 02, 2012
People are forgetting that this same Pastor led people to go and fight for Goodluck when we had the Yar Adua saga. Now he is critisizing Broda Jona, he becomes a false prophet abihuh Tunde has been consistent with the truth, something that Goddy and his band of decievers find alien
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Hits Harder: “down, Down Jonathan” by monkeyleg: 12:31pm On Jul 02, 2012
tpapi: Bakare is confused,he is losin his integrity as a mog,he is a bad loser,all his sermon r now centred around gej,he is no more focussed on preachin d undiluted word of God,somtimes i wonder wat his coligs in d christendom think of him
MAybe you should take a trip to Delta state, where his mates endorse corruption. Please leave him alone.

What I find so funny, is that anyone who actively comes out and condemns a failing goverment in Nigeria, people are quick to label him or her names. I have asked this question several times and I will again today. Which sector Besides "Ministry of Corruption" is working in Nigeria?? If you cannot state any, please do the honourable thing are leave those who are prepared to call out Wrong when they see it.
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Hits Harder: “down, Down Jonathan” by monkeyleg: 12:15pm On Jul 02, 2012
Murphy T: It baffles me when a supposedly man of God just derive joy in demeaning d govt of day cos of his selfish quest to be in power, when he is suppose to dish out life changing and lifting sermon for his congregation, it just baffles me, I wonder if he was actually called by God or he is an advocate of the under world #justsaying...
It baffles me even more that people keep suffering and are oppressed, yet lack the balls to challenge their oppressor, rather they come here and sing their praises. Reminds me of the man, with no balls who pays people to enjoy his wife
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare Hits Harder: “down, Down Jonathan” by monkeyleg: 10:32am On Jul 02, 2012
Beaf: Na by force to de get uncle these days, why una de lie? See red eye!
Bro, how is your militant work? Amnesty reach your hand, abi una still de kidnap pipo for my beloved Warri?
Oshare Beaf, I no follow for una Amnesty program, Na you Uduaghan and co give money na, you dont forget. Hmm, I no say your voice go hot now, dis one wey month done end, Uduaghan and Goddy done pay you

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