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PoliticsRe: PDP Chair Bamanga Tukur Is Boko Haram Spokesman - Oritsejafor by monkeyleg: 8:35am On May 26, 2012
Oritsejafor should concern himself with his Brother Uduaghan who is the Chiej High Priest of Thiefing on Nigeria. Did he not bless and annoint Uduaghan to continue stealing and carrying out wicked acts throughtout Delta state. The saying take the log out of your eye before you see the speck of dust in others comes to mind.
PoliticsRe: Great Ogboru Is Moving To ACN? by monkeyleg: 8:27am On May 26, 2012
I think we should all unite and support this move. Uduaghan and gis fellow devils have been a total disaster for us Deltans. His senior Brother is in Jail we must ensure that for all the suffering Deltans have endured for years, PDP must be kicked out and and Uduaghan duely escorted to Jail where he belongs
PoliticsRe: Great Ogboru Is Moving To ACN? by monkeyleg: 8:17am On May 26, 2012
So the fact that Great has been try for so long makes him a loser? I am amazed how people actually think. Nigerians actually believe that Democracy and Good governance comes cheap. May I remind some that the Egyptians had to wait almost 5000 yrs for a free and fair elections, but they fought for it. Nothing good comes cheap, Until Nigerians get of thier phucking backsides and go and fight for thier rights, they will continue to remain slaves. probably one of the last countries in the entire world where the entire population are Slaves.

Go on Great, fight on
PoliticsRe: Worst Governor And Slowest Developing States In Nigeria by monkeyleg: 4:59pm On May 25, 2012
Uduaghan and His Brother Ibori obtaining fish and bushmeat from the Poor. No be today[img][/img]

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/05/09/world/africa/ibori-mpa/index.html
PoliticsRe: Worst Governor And Slowest Developing States In Nigeria by monkeyleg: 4:53pm On May 25, 2012
Every year, this question is posted, every year we get the same answer. Eweta Okpolo Uduaghan undisputed
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by monkeyleg: 11:45am On May 25, 2012
Ah no Oh, Delta no dey carry last. Na Uduaghan be the best. He has managed to steal the state dry and still remain in power, so he must be doing something right smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari Only Called For Free Fair Elections, Not Bloodshed – Nnamani by monkeyleg: 11:43am On May 25, 2012
sense of reason at last. Well said Ken
PoliticsRe: IG: Constables To Earn N50000 by monkeyleg: 6:51pm On May 23, 2012
If true, that is welcome. About time, but it must also thier condition of employment must be revised and the quality of police scrutinised
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 6:48pm On May 23, 2012
@Beaf,

wetin do Uduaghan na? U dey escort am come??
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 1:14pm On May 23, 2012
@Beaf,

How your Uncle Uduaghan these dayshuh
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 7:04am On May 23, 2012
It is a real shame how locals who know very little are led easy led by flashy hollow headlines. It is good for people to understand how basic things like good governace works, that way they can hold those who claim to represent them to account. The President now orders prosecutions, so who then orders the Prosecution of the President? How do you hold him to account? How can you claims to have a free, fair and independent Judiciary, when it has to take orders from the President. No wonder nothing tis working in the phucking country, instead of public officials to do thier jobs, they are all waiting for Goddy to give orders
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 11:03pm On May 22, 2012
@Beaf,

haba, you no dey tire to lick old man blockkos?? anyway I forget say you be product of ashawo quaters. No standard
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 10:46pm On May 22, 2012
@Bontee,

Presidents do not order prosecution, that is the matter for the justice system. The NPS in conjunction with the police should establish if there is enough evidence to prosecute and bring the case to court. The Judicial system must be independent and free from interference from a non performing president. That is the way this things work
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 10:10pm On May 22, 2012
Beaf: Monkey! Na ya pipul ashawo work make dem call you monkey leg? Ya pipul wicked o! grin
Beaf, leave matter. You were never going to get a proper education falling our of Atebo, you and I know that. That is why I have accepted that we will never get anything with a sensblance of intelligence from you. Please maintain your grade ok
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 10:05pm On May 22, 2012
@Doctokwus,

Thank you. Please try and explain it to dunces like Beaf
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 9:56pm On May 22, 2012
@Beaf,

E be like say this your birth for Ashawo quaters still dey affect you. Doh!!
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 9:45pm On May 22, 2012
@Beaf,

why dont you tell me what is daft about what I said. Go on, show up to ignorance as usual
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by monkeyleg: 9:30pm On May 22, 2012
Really, should it be the President that should be instucting this. Do we not have a justice system? The president should never be seen to interfere. Another major phuck up being praised by illiterates
FamilyRe: I Don't Want To Divorce Her,but Do I Have Any Choice? by monkeyleg: 2:50pm On May 21, 2012
@Poster, there are tests that can be carried out to find out how well your soldier are marching. Go and have one quickly to reassure yourself. even if they are nore performing to thier optimum, there are ways to assist them get going. Leave divorce out of this for now. This is a challenege you are your wife should face together, and I am confindent that with the right approach, you can achieve success. Put negetive thoughts aside ok
FamilyRe: Couples Please Encourage Me With Your Financial Struggles Stories. by monkeyleg: 2:15pm On May 21, 2012
@Chaircover, you are so right. People need to take a balanced view about things like this. I for one will say well done to the man for at least getting a job and keeping it in mordern day Britain, things are hard.

I remember, the program they did on those who had lost thier jobs during the Credit Crunch, in there you had top project managers and executives who were used to earning 6 figure salaries, they struggled to find replacement jobs, when they eventually turned up at the job centre all that was available, were minial jobs, those who swallowed their pride took it, others well not quiet sure what happened. What about the Hedge fund manager who killed himself after loosing over £1Bn in France, I bet you he didnt see that coming.

life is all about peaks and troughs. It is how you ride it out that matters. I used to work with a guy who used to be an area manager for one of the top breweies in Nigeria, things went sour for them, they all lost thier jobs and he had to relocate to the UK in his early 40's to start all over again
FamilyRe: I Don't Want To Divorce Her,but Do I Have Any Choice? by monkeyleg: 1:42pm On May 21, 2012
If no health issue, you might want to consult with a fertility expert, and see what your options are. Divorce will not be the answer
FamilyRe: Couples Please Encourage Me With Your Financial Struggles Stories. by monkeyleg: 1:28pm On May 21, 2012
People are taking a very simplistic view about this issue, You can have all sorts of grand plans, but believe me, that is not how life works. Dont get me wrong, it is good to plan, but that is not all it takes. I think what is required here is encouragement and helpful suggestion. I am also a believer that it is never too late, there are always options, you might need to dig deeper. For instance, I would always advice older folks who want to change or enhance thier careers to look for professions which are professional with a rapid growth rate (Law and Accounting) For instance there are Law conversion course which take 1 yr to achieve and can set him off in that direction. I have a friend, in his mid 40's, after years of working as an engineer, went back to do law and was called to bar in the uk last year. Guess what, he is a Barrister now, and just figure out what they get paid. There are also many Nigerian legel firms in the UK, where Nigerians are making a lot of money. So thats one.


Another is accountancy, he can start his acca, which if serious should take him 2yrs to complete. As he progresses and and becomes part qualified, he can get jobs which will pay him significantly more than he is getting now. Once fully qualified, he can work for himself as a Chartered Accountant and can work for himself.

So these are 2 good options, besides going through the business route. Research suggests that most of us in our working lives would at some point have to retrain at least 3 times. it is all about how you re-invent yourself. See link to one of the course below

http://www.allaboutlaw.co.uk/index.php/non-law/conversion-courses/
FamilyRe: I Don't Want To Divorce Her,but Do I Have Any Choice? by monkeyleg: 12:59pm On May 21, 2012
I am really sorry to hear about your story, but you have not said anything about the doctors finding. Do you guys know were the problem lieshuh I dont think it would be wise or fair to leave your wife, after you have both gone through this together. I am sure the pain is just as heavy for her. You must remember that unless you get to the root cause, trying your luck elsewhere might not yield results
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Comments Being Probed Live On AIT by monkeyleg: 10:40am On May 19, 2012
People are missing the point, this is not about Buhari, but the state of the Phucking country, how any grown man or woman can defend the state of the country and divert issues to start chasing shadows in 2012 is well beyond me. The Phucking country is in a Mess. and Buhari did not contribute to it. Why not start from our Cluesless Dunce of a President, who has absolutely nothing to offer you guys
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Comments Being Probed Live On AIT by monkeyleg: 9:48am On May 19, 2012
@Kobo,

The people havent changed, still locked into reverse
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Comments Being Probed Live On AIT by monkeyleg: 9:20am On May 19, 2012
@Kobo, long time
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Comments Being Probed Live On AIT by monkeyleg: 9:19am On May 19, 2012
again Boys and girls missing the point. Is Buharis comments the most pressing issue in Nigeria today? Once again we chase shadows. Shouldnt you be asking the more serious question about how come in 2012 we do not have security in our country. Shouldnt we be indicting the security forces of our country for failure to secure and protect it's people rather than looking for area of least resistance. Challenge the IG to provide security for Nigerians. Challenege your president to show leadership and direction. Once again a people who dont understand good governance
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Comments Being Probed Live On AIT by monkeyleg: 8:14am On May 19, 2012
Funny enough, how come the jokers on here arent taking issue with uduaghan, who promised several local government areas they would suffer for not voting for him, and the bastard has kept his word. The Mudaphucker made the proclaimation in public, and yes he is in power and acting out his threat
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Says Nigeria’s Problem Didn’t Start From His Regime by monkeyleg: 8:11am On May 19, 2012
Lazy cop out by a clueless phuck. Stupid excuses
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Comments Being Probed Live On AIT by monkeyleg: 8:04am On May 19, 2012
Another lazy Nigerian leaving the main issue to chase after shadow. I tell you, Nigerias have Phd in Shadow chasing, how does the allerged issue of 1983 have any bearing on present day Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Comments Being Probed Live On AIT by monkeyleg: 7:26am On May 19, 2012
@100gigabyes,

you comments are extremely valid. Cuss Buhari as much as you like, he is man enough to speak his mind. This is how the average nigerian has spent so much time dwelling on issues that are pale in conparison to the massive problems of corruption, thievery, lack of accounatbility etc. I wonder why all those shouting here are not holding thier governors who steal from them to account. it is the the few people who have the balls to says things the way they are we attack.

shouldnt we be questioning the way GEJ spends our money? Should we not question why after all the money and promise, still no light, should we not be asking serious questions about our failed education sector, or non existent Health sector, what about the massive level of unemployment, probably above 50%. Now are these not issues we should all be tackling the government onhuh no we are more interested in the lazy option. If we dont critisize Buhari, then it is Pat Utomi, or Wole Soyinka. what is it with Us that we are so in love with Suffering, so blind to doing the right thing
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Borrow 7.9 Billion Dollars. Okonjo-Iweala Approves. by monkeyleg: 1:45pm On May 18, 2012
Chop the country and its people reach ground. Squander, pilfer, plunder, leave nothing for the common man after all Nigerians deserve nothing. Useless country. when Nigerians are ready, they will take back thier country, for now let us all enjoy the wanton thievery

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