₦airaland Forum

IyaIode:
This lagos

Oh....I thought ejigbo in osun st

folks4luv:
I sincerely wish it was a pupil mimicking d teacher, but that is so real, I saw it myself, part of d lessons of d day.

If so,something should be done fast! This is sad! Are u based in the northern part of Nigeria?

Shamstiel:
I dnt hv cnt u pple understand English I say I see some 1 dt is like his pix n d person say he is nt on nairaland

Lmao....I don't understand the 'english' u wrote up there esp the 'I see some 1 dt is like his pix'. If what you meant to say was you met someone who looks like the guy in his(vizkiz)profile picture,then your case is beyond 'sorry'. why didn't you snap with the guy and post it here? The fact that vizkiz and the 'guy'looks alike doesn't means he is the one in the picture. Did you show the guy the 'pic' and he asserted it was his? lastly,why would you go about searching for people looking like a particular pics....is there an award for that? Lastly,are you that idle abi shey na to ask if u r jobless? Wetin be your own?

vizkiz:
me sef never grab. Nigga is gay!!!!

Abeg I wan cook I dey H

Lmao....abeg hungry dey catch me o. Cook op own join.
transgendered abi shamtiel abi wetin be ur name sef,ao u take knw say vizkiz na fake? Wat proof do you have? I have known him for sometime now(tho I dnt like his attitude towards thick women lol)and I don't think he is who you claim he is. If you know what we don't know about him,why not provide a concrete evidence....show us his 'real' id.

Vizkiz......!!!!!!!! Abeg come here o! Wetin u do op na? Dis obsession too much o!

Lmao...and he claimed his government has done too much on road construction...I thought every part of the state benefitted from his 'ona baba ona'project.

Agbari abacha or orilabi

coogar:
i wonder why this made the news.
shim will not be the first vulnerable inmate in the prison system. they should put shim in ad-seg, abeg!

Shim........lwkmd!

Wetin be dat? Feeding bottle?

20pounds:
The dude looks like Tiwa Savage's Husband.


Yoru..ba boys loike this kind marriage die. They will be opening their mouth wide "haaa...iyawo mi 'ono-ray-bull', haaaa..fun mi ni beer ati shaki"

They will never do anything in their lives except to sleep with all sorts of 'omo pupa'(mostly bleached) and answer 'oko ono-ray-bull'.

SMH

I see no difference between the two pics.

*dahprech can u pls offer a sister a handkerchief?*

*sits on the bench....aminat508 oya o* op thanks for sharing this! *dusts certificate and catwalk out of thread*

Gobe! Na dis kain situation yoruba dey talk say ti e ba e!

I don't believe this! It could be a pupil imitating his literature teacher. Don't mar our(teachers) image abeg.

Omolomo laarin ero! Lmao

Awwwwwww! My celebrity crush is getting married. I thought he's married ni sha. Happy married life!

chiefmidwife:
So you want the nurses to kill themselves..hw much is government paying them
Even if the woman was saved by nurses tomorrow she will say it is Doctors
Nigerians don't respect nurses even if they kill themselves

Can you pls do us a favor by shutting your gutter mouth? Because we commend hardworking doctors,you(nurses)should waste innocent people's lives abi? You are one hell of a fustrated witch! I don't mean to insult you but what you posted up there is a proof that you are mentally deranged. Heartless bitch!
RIP TO THE DEAD!

STENON:
I stopped reading this post immediately I read that the hospital was a Government Hospital in Osun state.

Can any good things( e.g. Education, Health) come frm Osun State?

Did you read the post at all? Read again and again! Osogbo state ni

gists:
I just don't get it when people play the victim card on the number of people that died in the inglorious civil war. I don't care about the number be it 500k, 1m, 3m or even 10m! Afterall, it was a war and the biafra soldiers were not saying the lords prayers - they were busy killing Nigerians too.

For some reasons, I took a public transport some weeks ago I heard some guys discussing (they were both ibos). One of them ask the other "how on earth do you fight with someone that feeds you?" According to him, although Awolowo was wrong for the so-called starvation policy, but should be commended for ending the war sooner because he (Awo) could have chosen to poison the foods and kill millions more instead of the blockade.

I never thought of it that way before but it rang through to me. You can't pick up a fight with your boss and later turn around complaining that he sacks you! His point was that the ibos started a war that they were not prepared for and now complaining of the consequence - fighting someone that feed you and later complain of not giving you food.

Having said that the truth is that everybody has a GOD given right to call for self-determination. BUT it must be through peaceful means. Otherwise history is notorious of having a way to repeat itself. A friend showed me a video on a questions and answer summit by some Igbo group with Mr Kanu. It was shocking to see how unprepaired the guy is as he couldn't give convincing answers to some of the questions asked.

Any group is free to ask for independence but it has to be peaceful without insult to others especially those who they think should follow them.

God bless u! U've said it all!

247notire:
montezz though she has refused to let me get closer

Oh!

JoeCutie:
Examples of such stories, please?

Meet me after service!*walks out of thread*

QatarPlayboy:
can i also be ur birthday mate?

Lol....when is urs?

MissAssy:
I wish to get admission and a new phone before my bday which is the 29th of this month so help me God.

So shall it be! My birthday mate!

JoeCutie:
I don't. I'm serious.

now u know!

JoeCutie:
Montezz! So there are stories that tickle the bum?

U mean u dnt knw?

Pque:
One thing I know is that my boss p u c k girls like u take pure water, married or not. He don't do teen but mature girls and woman despite d fact that he has more than a wife. He is over 50yrs but looks 40.
The point is: How is he achieving this? His attributes:

very intelligent (orally nd written),
strong and energetic,
Dresses well and neatly ( native nd english wears. Well polished shoes and sandals),
good looking,
Sweet mouth,
he thinks like computer,
He is a very good lier,
Bold nd courageous,
hype and advertise himself (directly or indirectly)
humble (accomodates nd listen to everybody, young nd old. Bends when he greets.)
loves to say 'by God's grace'
He knows people.
Whenever he is in a hurry nd desperate to get money, u can end up being his victim but if u handle him well, he will pay back when he has and u come in time, if not, years things.
He slices girls like he is slicing tomatoe. I don't know how he achieve this but 4 someone like him 'I think he promises girls and end up fulfilling or may not fulfill'
the kind of girls he slices are angel until I saw him slice one woman with barbarric face mark. If u have ur wife nearer to a man like this and ur wife is not a barbarric born again, sorry 4 u. To women, the name of that man is Temptation.

All this thing above is a long story, if u have money, good car or cars, you will slice girls like carrot.

Can someone give dis guy a round of applause? U nailed it!*in oda words,act like a lady think like a man*
I strongly believe dia r numerous ladies out dia who dsnt give a hoot abt ur wallet rather what u have upstairs-common sense of which category I belong. My heart melts at the sight of a dark, intelligent,eloquent,humorous african man and of course he must be a financially and emotionally stable.And yes!must share same religious views with me(to avoid stories dt tickles d bum).

doyinisaac:
ladies be like intelligence and sense of humour but in reality the case is difference...make una dey bobo them oo..

DI,o ma t'ojo meta!

MadCow1:
The Beggers These are the ones that target those that look well dressed or well to do and start begging you for money with a sob story about how they have no food at home or they have a job interview on Monday at a far away place and have no money to attend it or their school fees is due and their parents are either dead or can't afford it or ...... add whatever lame excuse you have.


I have had encounters with these bunch severally and now refer them to the church council whenever they approach me but the most remarkable is this story.

I didn't go to church on this day as usual. I had slept and woke up at about 9am. Around 12 noon I decided to drive to cut my hair. I was driving through Olu Obasanjo road in Port Harcourt when I noticed this beat up car in front, crawling at a very slow pace on the road and as I made to overtake it, hands start flagging me down from all the windows of the car as if something was wrong with my car. Out of curiousity, I slowed down and the car pulled up beside me. Inside was a Man (in his late 40's to early 50's, a woman who looks like his wife and about 4 kids in the back). Then this sob story of how they went to church that morning and were out of fuel.

I was so mad I thought of just driving off and leaving them there. Why would you put your family on the road to church if you had no money and no fuel for that journey rather than use the car to huddle some money for them to feed. Out of pity for the innocent kids who were being used as a Con bait (cos I felt it was a con, still do), I gave them about 4'k and drove off swearing to myself never to do such again.


That's it. That's my story with Sunday church goers.

Ki wa l'epistle yi ko wa?