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DonX001:
Lol, obviously.
But isn't that what NL is for. .....learning new things?
You can tell your guy that this is what you learnt for the day.
Unless he's already killing you seriously in that department, so showing him this will be tantamount to suicide.

DonX001:
The guy no fit die.
Rather, his di*ck will be growing harder and stronger everyday the more he uses it, so far he's taking that concoction regularly.

You can tell your BF/hubby to try it too....you'll come back and testify here on the wonders of the mixture.

Timbuktou:
I hope she's 18+. The guy won't marry her, and her future husband will bear the brunt of someone else's skills. God help him if he cant lay it down like this albino, this babe will go on a hunt everywhere. Which reminds me guys, stop doing church fùcking. Tear that thing up like up like a heathen. If she complains she's tired, tell her you want you want her to faint before you believe. In her mind, she'll be jubilating except she's got sickle cell or something.

DonX001:
Guy no fear, no run.

Just make sure you always drink a mixture of alomo bitters, burantashi, 2 shots of dry gin, 1 yoghurt with 2 raw eggs to replenish protein.
Mix these and drink it everyday morning and night.
It will ensure your dick is always like iron....24hrs everyday whether you are sleeping, praying or working.

Before 2 weeks time, anytime you enter the house, she will either jump out through the window or run into the toilet and lock the door till you leave.

Thank me later.


PS: Anybody that tries the above.....on your own o!

madridguy:
the death of 20 year old National Diploma (ND) Science Laboratory Technology (SLT) student of the state owned Rufus Giwa Polytechnic, Owo, Wunmi Agbeluyi after a herbalist allegedly helped her to terminate the pregnancy.

The girl need to be spank 100 lashes. science student taking taking concoction from herbalist to terminate her pregnancy.

umehmj:
from your tone i noticed one thing - you see education as the only escape from hardship and poverty, hence you felt your world is coming to an end since it can't seem to be working out. don't get it twisted though, education is good but it's very wrong to see it as the only ticket to better life.

back to your issue. you made us understand you are pretty brainy in you tender years but with time your grades began to dwindle. well, i don't think this has to do with your study habits. it could be attributed to making wrong choices in your choice of course to study. but then, it has been proven that one can virtually take on any course if one puts their mind to it. so if you ask me, i will say your problem is more spiritual than physical. this also means you have been treating the ailment with the wrong medication. seek spiritual help. there is nothing God cannot do and no condition he cannot turn around, no matter how bad.

another option is tapping into your natural flare, which is business. isn't it funny we struggle to acquire certificates only to end up working for the uneducated but business oriented moguls?? schools are structured to groom and make us good employees. but there are no jobs out there. so if school no work, my brother try the other option instead to dey waste money pay for school fees, pay for texts and pay for hostel accommodation. it is as good as nothing if you come out with second class lower or third class. you can use your school fees to start up. and don't despise your little beginning! have a great day.

and please, no suicide. you can only rise when you hit the rock bottom.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
in 20 years time we'll hear "SINGER OREZI HAS NOSE FAILURE , REQUIRES 34 MILLION FOR SURGERY"

markkaycee:
u met them? U patronize them? Are u one of the destiny lockers? Jus asking tho..

guyXander:
The 35 years sef too small. I be wan say 50years.

PunkyVeer:
Yeah, but they're few though, right?

PunkyVeer:
Looks like it has backfired, just look at that tattered linoleum mat on her floor

That's what I don't get about people who use magic, they're always poor, including the witchdoctors themselves.

irunooboo:
Having a big teeth is a disadvantage because it denies ladies the opportunity to suck dick properly. I can give head and fellatios well because i have nice set of teeth

irunooboo:
Having a big teeth is a disadvantage because it denies ladies the opportunity to suck dick properly. I can give head and fellatios well because i have nice set of teeth

Demmocrats:
She has entered one chance!!!


She is now officially Alice in the wonderland.


Those ladies started with those guys when those guys had nothing.


She married the dude because of his wealth and influence which i respect her for that but you can't have two things at once.


Her marriage doesn't have the type of foundation those people have.


Counting down to the breakup time.

Touchey:
My Owner

lampardizik:
Rich person of my head

menix:
Haaaaaa... the last sentence was not for you ooooo..
I don't fight my people.. Following me makes you one..

menix:
Sis.. I must be frank with you, this is how I catch my fun nd unwind..
Thou u some Nairalanders could be annoying..
Hope u don't see my dirty fight soon..

menix:
Yes He is coming..
I am John the Baptist nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi..

I have being here declaring it's End Time, he who has ears let him hear..
To get a sit in the 1st bus to heaven, PM me for a private chat..